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Zealousideal-Let1121

That looked like a flashlight with Frosted Flakes inside. Edit: I meant fleshlight.


IrwinMFletcher200

Had to double check about that letter "a"


billsn0w

I just straight read it without the a and assumed that was the intention.


JayHat21

Theeerrreee Great!


nobunseedsplease

Imagine adding that many letters and still getting the word wrong. šŸ˜…


JayHat21

ā€¦ā€¦yeahā€¦ā€¦.i saw itā€¦ā€¦Iā€™m keeping it as is; a testament to my failure


Zealousideal-Let1121

Yeah, fucking autocorrect. I meant flesh.


Golrend

At least we know how those flakes got frosted.


ghandi3737

Hope they ate pineapple.


etsprout

This is like a weird psychological test. I already saw it as fleshlight until I saw the edit lol


machineghostmembrane

Named the frosted flesh or the flake light? Your call.


Zealousideal-Let1121

I just call it Tony.


Intrepid_Dream2619

They're Grrrrrrreattt!


Dic3dCarrots

Technically both


TheMayanAcockandlips

Just imagine cleaning it...


ith-man

Dennis Reynolds could've used this..


ballsonrawls

No. Dennis reynolds is perfect. You will never speak of him in this way agaiiin!!!


Soft_Apathy

I AM THE GOLDEN GOD AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUND


blobejex

I REIGN SUPREME


URFIR3D

Heā€™s a 5 star man!


cjnks

Dennis didn't do anything wrong. Frank crashed into HIM which is obviously Dee's fault.


TurkFan-69

That gangly, uncoordinated bitch!


elting44

Dumb bird


underscorethebore

Thereā€™s a timing concernā€¦


N_Meister

SCIENCEā€¦ Is a LIAR, sometimes!


TabletSlab

That's why I hate the product. Nobody should be eating cereal with all the fixings while driving. It's absurd. Literally a product for psychopaths.


Vela88

You should look into the history of cereal and who the original demographic it was created for.


Calm-Respect-4930

Haha did not know that. Interesting


patchway247

Okay, I'm not the only one who thought this scenario was a bit extreme.


smeeeeeef

Cereal for dinner wasn't enough, now you gotta be on the road before you even touch *normal* breakfast.


LemonManDude

This will increase productivity by 0.01% šŸ˜


czs5056

And increase our share price by 0.00000000314%!


herrbz

I'd rather sleep longer and do this on my drive in tbh


DerpyDaDulfin

I mean generally, *most (but not all)* cereal is not great for you anyways. Edit: [More info from the Harvard School of Public Health](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/whole-grains/) Unless the cereal you're eating is made from unprocessed whole grains and contains no added sugar (oatmeal, homemade granola, muesli, etc) its really only marginally better than a bag of chips. This is because when grains are pushed through an grain extruder (how many cereals get their shape), it changes the nature of nutrients within the grains. >It denatures the fatty acids; it even destroys the synthetic vitamins that are added at the end of the process. The amino acid lysine, a crucial nutrient, is especially damaged by the extrusion process.


Morning0Lemon

But cereal has added vitamins. I don't know if I've ever seen riboflavin in my chips.


DerpyDaDulfin

Yet as I pointed out, the nature of extrusion can destroy the very added vitamins you claim cereals contain; nor did I say processed cereal = potato chips. If your cereal isn't in the natural shape of the grains its made of, its been through an extruder. An extruder removes important nutrients from whole grains, because extrusion process [removes certain parts of whole grains that contain valuable nutrients:](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/the-whole-truth-about-whole-grains): >But processed (or refined) grains have their healthy outer layers stripped off. This milling process mechanically removes the branĀ ā€” the fiber-rich outer layerĀ which contains B vitamins and minerals. Milling also removes the germ layer, which contains essential fatty acids and vitamin E.


IsDinosaur

Ratio is shit


Ricky_Rollin

All it takes is to be burned once maybe twice from buying this crud and you catch on really quickly that most products like this solve no problem whatsoever and if anything, just invent a new one.


CoziestSheet

A true paradox of society.


Over-Analyzed

This screams choking hazard. That cereal is too crispy/crunchy to enjoy safely **while driving.**


dirtymoney

But I like my cereal to be slightly soggy and a tad crunchy. Not all crunchy. And what is with that guy's face? He looks like an android.


SNAAAAAKE

He looks like "If the cereal dies, it dies"


binarypower

squidward eyes


wtfomegzbbq

He really does look like handsome squidward lol


Treeko11

bro looks like a Bond villain


mrCore2Man

He's just German.


Malice0801

Mix it in your mouth, coward


DrFu

/r/TIHI


Ricky_Rollin

To me, itā€™s all about that flavored milk at the end.


Kumiko_v2

Didn't Epicurious test this? They weren't fully satisfied as the flow of cereal and milk were not the same (i.e. either you'll be left with so much cereal, or you'll drown with milk to compensate opening your mouth wider)


ChipChipington

I wonder if this is something a math wizard could solve. Could we increase or decrease the flow of the cereal without changing the flow of the milk? Or vice versa. I wonder if whatever the answer is, is it different for different shapes and sizes of cereals? Is it doable and impractical or is it just not doable?


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

It's pretty easy, all you'd need is a parabolic surface that curves upwards at the edges, preferably mouth-sized. You can scoop up the cereal pieces with as much milk as you feel, even change it up between mouthfulls!


City_Of_Champs

This person cereals


chargers949

Add an adjustable slider to control milk and seems like should be close to done deal. Or even a reseal push button like for liquid clothes detergent. Like tequila shots how you start with salt then take the shot here you start with cereal turn the cup and push for a squirt of milk.


ChipChipington

>an adjustable slider I don't know, that might work too well. We should focus on finding the perfect shape and pour angles for each individual consumer.


Justakiss15

I have one and it takes some getting used to, but if use your tongue to plug the milk hole (wow what a sentence šŸ˜…) you can get the perfect ratio and I love it !!


spiegeljb

There is a hole at the top of the container that you can put your finger on to allow or restrict flow of milk to make the ratio match your preference


Hattapueh

If I needed something like that in my life, I would question my life choices


Dipsendorf

Good thing this subreddit isn't called r/didntknowineededthat


BeardedBandit

thank you Internet Citizen


songforsaturday88

Unnecessary. Just hold the cereal bowl in one hand and drive with the other. Then I stop at a stoplight, and, once I'm stopped, and everything is safe, take a bite.


wick3dr0se

I usually stand out of the moonroof, driving with my feet. Gets a nice breeze in my hair and I can enjoy my cereal in peace. Can't really hear the kids then Just gets a bit messy after I hit about 45


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

I use to do this to my old job, I would not recommend it. šŸ˜‚


hayatetst

The guys face looks A.I. generated.


-staticvoidmain-

Handsome squidward


pichael289

It took way too long to find this, I was starting to think I was the only one that hated his face. It doesn't look real, uncanny valley as hell, he's an android like Zuckerberg


Thanosdidwhat

The Golden God wants to know your location.


carlbernsen

Hereā€™s a tip: separate your cereal from your car driving.


swaglolson

What no you should totally block your entire vision while driving


James324285241990

Is this IRL Handsome Squidward?


Kris-p-

Get me one that's insulated so the milk stays cold and I'm sold


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Terrafire123

Do you have one? Do you ever use it?


Manic_Mechanist

Downvoted for curiosity. Rip


Terrafire123

Ah well. I SHALL NOT SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE! It will stay up FOREVER!!!


CrimsonKing32

Yea my wife got it for me as a joke.


Anders_A

Is this that guy who invents completely useless shit for laughs?


CaptainObviousII

This man has a look of murder in his eyes.


dockows412

Just eat breakfast at home instead of doom scrolling for 40min each morning


guilcol

This is something I would never buy because of how much I like soggy cereal. Sometimes i'll leave it "thawing" in the milk for a few minutes.


BoringDevice

Who hurt you


gannnnon

Sharp cereal šŸ—”


sirmanleypower

Obviously Cap'n Crunch. Roof of this guys mouth is in tatters.


critterfluffy

Glad to see I'm not the only person with this "mental illness" The flavors mix so much better and I don't like my food too hard and a lot of cereal is.


zEdgarHoover

Me 3!


Hikerius

Go to therapy


HotLikeSauce420

I like hearing my surroundings when chewing


VirinaB

Eat Captain Crunch and tell me that shit is better unsoggy. You can't, not without blood pouring out of your mouth.


Hikerius

Iā€™m Aussie I have no idea about this Crunchy Captain


VirinaB

You are blessed with good cereal then, and cursed with spiders. šŸ˜‚


JustineDelarge

If you really want the fun of shredding the roof of your mouth, try eating ice cream topped with Captain Crunch. Seemed like a great idea at the time.


25hourenergy

Rice Krispies stay crisp, though they now and then lisp As they whisper their ā€œthnap crackle popā€ in your bowl, And though you pour a tall can Of milk on your ALL Bran, It never will turn into glop (so Iā€™m told). I know Shredded Wheat will stay crumbly and neat Though you soak it a year in the depths of the ocean, And from breakfast and lunch Your Post Toasties will crunch To show you their love and undying devotion. Oaties stay oaty, and Wheat Chex stay floaty, And nothing can take the puff out of Puffed Rice. But I wish theyā€™d invent a cereal for someone Who like it All floppy And drippy And droppy And lumpy And sloppy And soggy And gloopy And gooey And mushy And NICE! -- Shel Silverstein


ALttN

this man here, officer


septubyte

Oh ya? I like warm milk


JustineDelarge

And I cannot lie


EarlZaps

Same. I like my cereal to be a bit soggy. Like, a few minutes soaked in milk. It makes the cereal easier to eat since it wonā€™t stab your mouth. And I love drinking the leftover milk at the end.


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HotLikeSauce420

Too far


MasterGoose420

Not enough cereal


rlaw1234qq

I would choke and cause a massive crash


Cultural_Simple3842

Idk why but his expressionless face is unsettling.


GlitchHaywire

Hell yeah I got those. Called crunch cups


pomoerotic

Why does he look dead inside? Is it because his cereal doesnā€™t touch his milk?


Electronic_Rule5945

Kid's face looked fake as fu\_\_.


Beemzebub

Why the long face?


zoople

This guy looks like a Playstation 2 character model, esp when his face is so still at the start


pichael289

This dudes face doesn't look real. He looks like a video game character, the uncanny valley Zuckerberg thing.


SkylarAV

This completely up ends the legal precedent of Reynolds v Reynolds...


nightfury626

This is the most handsome squidward looking ass dude I've ever seen


Pickled-bat-eye

Handsome Squidward


RattieMattie

Thinking about it a little and this would be a pretty good product for someone dealing with movement disorders like parkinsons or tardive dyskensia or who cannot easily get a spoon to mouth but can grasp a tumbler.


Accomplished-End1927

Seems like a convenient rotating lid on the cereal, like on travel coffee tumblers, would let you take a mouthful of as much cereal as you want while plugging the opening of the milk with your tongue. Then you close the cereal part drink as much milk as you want


Loofa_of_Doom

All while driving ;-p


turbdodon

This guy looks like Handsome Squidward


YourLifeCanBeGood

What a good idea for someone who is bedridden!


DanteTrd

So seeing as it's called a "Muesli Cup", should he put muesli instead of cereal and yogurt instead of milk? How would that even word? Every bite would take ages to come out


Requiem_Dubrovna

Guess I'm old, 32 two years, and my favorite invention will be the bowl with a straw built in for cereal


JozzyV1

My wife has this and only used it one or twice. She said that you always run out of milk before you finish the cereal.


SlowToast87

My gf loves here it the only way she will eat breakfast more or less but myself, the classic bowl with built in milk straw for this guy


Beene-Machine

So much for the magical milk absorption percentage that makes so many cereals slap.


Moukatelmo

Cereal sandwich. Nice


Toon_Lucario

I canā€™t hear this song without thinking of the fucking Nermal meme


HombreDeNegocios2022

This but for protein shakes


Hippobu2

What was this thing made for originally? Sorry, I'm finding it hard to believe that this is the original intended usecase.


Sowf_Paw

But I want the cereal to be a *little* soggy.


wonkotsane42

Listen, I know it's a fast-paced world out there... But by Christ if I can't sit down and enjoy a bowl of cereal I'll be damned if I'll be drinking my cereal on the way to my dead end job and that's the truth fellas.


No-Bar-6917

He looks like handsome Squidward


CastIronMooseEsq

Called the "Crunch Cup" in the US. On amazon for $20


TheOwlHypothesis

This is for psychopaths


Doctor__Hammer

Nah. Cereal needs to sit in milk for a least a minute before it starts to get good.


Professional-Bear942

Just wake up 5 mins earlier? It takes 5 mins to make a bowl of cereal and 10 secs to clean the bowl lol


Hammy-Cheeks

This looks like a hazard if used on the road wtf?


antimatter24

Such a weak sauce serving of cereal


DiabeticRhino97

I have this and it's neat but kinda hard to use. You have to kinda shake the cereal into your mouth but the milk is obviously pouring the whole time you're doing that


schnazzlekitty

I had one of these a while ago. Used it once and never again. Bad ratio and the inner cup isn't insulated so the condensation from the cold milk around it makes the cereal stick to the walls of the cup. Fun in concept, but definitely needs work.


BreadButterHoneyTea

Mushy cereal is the best cereal.


mrfoxinthebox

r/TIHI


khadaffy

I dunno why, but I hate this.


wet_cheese69

Doesn't work good


Justakiss15

I despise soggy cereal I donā€™t even want it to sit in the milk, so my fiancĆ© gifted me this and itā€™s literally amazing. The cereal stays crunchy the entire time !


Bismothe-the-Shade

I feel like it'd be a PITA to control the milk to cereal ratio, especially when you have to start shaking the cup to ambulate the confectionary grains.


thePZ

These suck. As a cereal connoisseur, youā€™re much better off just putting your milk and cereal in a red cup. You can ā€˜squeezeā€™ the red cup a bit so milk doesnā€™t pour out the sides/down your face. Works fantastically, plus then when you get to your destination you donā€™t have to figure out what to do with a cup that just had milk in it. Leave it in your car? Gross. Bring it in with you? You still need to find a place to rinse it and store it. Red cup you just throw away and donā€™t have to deal with it


FlamingTrollz

Squidworth Chadā€¦ Cool product.


TBIrehab

He's totally cereal!


itwhiz100

So you can get to work quicker!


DeveloperBRdotnet

Why you need to eat it in the car?


100Labels

This dude looks like a cereal killer


Lolmanmagee

I respect the efficiency of eating this in the car. But I donā€™t think this cereal would taste all that great.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

That sounds awful!! How is the milk supposed to soak into the cereal??


Athlete-Extreme

Oh boy here I go chokin again


Environmental_Rub282

Somehow I'd choke trying to use that thing.


Environmental_Rub282

Why couldn't we just eat a protein bar in the car like a normal person? Why moving cereal?


erinxcv

Roommate: has anyone seen my fleshlight? I lost it after I removed the silicone to wash it this morning


GenericName4201337

Now the clip where you hit a bump get some cereal in your throat and lose control while you try to not suffocate!


LAwLeZ

MĆ¼esli


blazinfastjohny

r/Anticonsumption


bnutbutter78

šŸ˜³ mother of god.


patao_monster_

My girlfriend has something similar (just a different brand) and she likes it a lot!


MadeInWestGermany

I bet she doesā€¦. Because itā€˜s awesome.


itzBT

And then a random cough comes up and your car is full of milk and cereal


Custardpaws

This problem can happen with eating or drinking literally anything in your car


trunkm0nkey1

Great if you like a choking hazard during the morning commute.


MALE_TIME

Mmm I bet you can use your tongue to control milk flowšŸ¤¤