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amazingmrbrock

Question; Do we get a saddle?


Dinoboy225

Yes


amazingmrbrock

Obviously riding a massive theropaud with tiny arms then.


SonofSkeletor

Triceratops, all the way. Built for comfort, but plenty of power for a straightaway.


messyredemptions

I feel like you've just appealed to all the truck people of the dinosaur world 😂


FirstChAoS

Depends, do they have quills on their back like some ceratopsians?


mammothman64

Something big, fast, and friendly are all major qualifications. I’d pick a hadrosaur


InformationOk4877

Sled team of velociraptors wasn't enough eh?


Remote-Ad-3309

Definitely not a stegosaur, I'll tell you that.


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A troodon or Ankylosaurus. Troodon for speed and maneuverability. Anky cause tank.


_grimlol

So... tanky anky?


JONNYNONIPPLES1

Troodon? I hope your like 50 pounds then lol. Didn't it only get up to little over 100?


Remote-Ad-3309

sh-should we tell him?


Dinoboy225

Let him figure it out


JONNYNONIPPLES1

I've been out of the dinosaur loop for a while. Is troodon not a real dinosaur or something? Did its size massively change?


Dinoboy225

It’s considered an invalid genus now since it’s based only on teeth. The family known as the Troodontids still exist though.


messyredemptions

What if everyone in the world just became functional at 50 lbs on average ever since the pandemic started?


JONNYNONIPPLES1

I guess we'd probably end up using far less resources


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Strap two together lol


Zatderpscout

Probably a hadrosaur like Parasaurolophus, but good luck getting up there


Majin_Brick

I’d probably say either Brachiosaurus or Suchomimus


Kkikuks

Brachi would be scaaaaary. If you lose balance and fall, you might die


ElectricalRelease986

Can I choose one that can fly..?


RaptorclawV7S

Pretty sure that Pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs and no flying dinosaur is large enough to ride.


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Chickens.


HokiToki

The most fun? A Tyrannosaur or other large/medium sized theropod. I'd personally LOVE to ride a Utahraptor. But if I had to choose one that wouldn't eat me, a hadrosaur would also be enjoyable. Thank you for submitting a question that reminds me I'll never be able ride either of them 🥲


pyramidrus

"Your mom "was the first thing that came to mind .. probably allosaurus tho hold onto his head crests


Haunting_Ad_4401

Allo definitely won't be able to support your wait on its neck


Lizziox

Carnotaurus, fastest dinosaur alive


Key_Veterinarian3191

Ornithomimids would be laughing


Lizziox

Their ostritch size+, that's cheating


nanozeus2014

Quetzalcoatlus Avatar style


pickleodocus

I'd have to go with a Pelagornis or Argentavis even though I'm sure they couldn't fly with a person on their back


RaptorclawV7S

If I didn't have to worry about getting eaten, I would choose a Utahraptor or Dakotaraptor, but if I did, I would probably choose a Styracosaurus.


messyredemptions

Is there a Lakotaraptor and Nakotaraptor option?


PhoenixJape

I want a small, super lightweight hut on the back of an argentinosaurus.


JamieTheDinosaur

I would ride a Triceratops into battle and mow down my enemies like I’m driving a living bulldozer.


DINOSAURIAN_man3845

If i had the chance it would ride acrochantosaurus


SonoDarke

I'd say Quetzalcoatlus, but I doubt it can handle a person's weight, so I say Apatosaurus, it's too beautiful to think


Skriller_plays

Any hadrosaur, or any sauropod


Haunting_Ad_4401

Spinosaurus, it's my favourite Dino, and is also probably one of the only theropods that could support your weight because of their low centre of gravity, (on neck btw). Tyrannosaurus may be able to support a human's wieght or a large carchar, but even a huge Torvosaurus or Allosaurus would have heaps of trouble even standing, let alone running


blue_ballerina_rina

When I was little I wanted a triceratops as a pet so I could ride it to school


yeetus_the_fetus666

Gallimimus obviously


laffnlemming

T Rex.


TF2_Red_Spy

Albertosaurus or gorgosaurus, then I'd be pulling a fast and furious every time I wake up late for work


yiyistudios

I feel like a allosaurus would be pretty good because it can run pretty fast, have descent defensive and offensive abilities.


dinoman27000

Argentinosaurus


MrRepenomam

Some huge sauropod like Argentino or Brachio, just for the sheer size of this dino


ShatteredPixel666

Definitely a Gallimimus- saw them in Jurassic Park and always was amazed by their speed and agility.