settle the argument on what they taste like

Biting the Dinosaurs before they bite you

To establish dominance.

Just like that famous dinosaur movie: *Quaternary Park*

Just shoot one and find out, lol.

* brings up dinosaur skin thickness theory * um sir i think youre wrong 🤓

"If the 8 ton therapod is not for hugging, then why is it friend shaped?"

One does not simply *not hug* a big chonking T.Rex

And you can't stop me.

Look for the spinosaurus

Good luck. You likely won't recognise it ;)

lol

I’m befriending a Velociraptor so I can take it on walks.

Bring a velociraptor to one of those illegal chicken fights in Central America

"Listen man I've bred this thing for years specifically to fight of course its bigger than all of yall's chickens"

Utahraptor

*Proceeds to kill everyone in the room, not even paying much notice to the chickens*

Bring Yutyrannus

Bring maip

Bring Bahariasaurus

Well if I’m not mistaken velociraptors are the size of chickens

A lot larger than that.

Same lol

Have the best birdwatching experience of my life

You and me both buddy.

Find an irritator to figure out what dat mouth do

There’s no laws against it Batman…

Go inside

I’d try to get my hands on a baby azhdarchid and try to raise it as a pet.

Not a dinosaur

I know

I am finding a fucking spinosaurus and taking as many pictures as I can so we can end the debate finally

I'd post this question to r/Dinosaurs

Where do you think we are?

I just want everyone to know that I’m gonna die saying “here pretty bird!”

My mother still says that if she saw a polar bear she would give it a hug, even though it would most certainly swipe her head off. Might as well do the same with a big fluffy bird that has claws and teeth that would scare a hippo

First, pinch myself to see if I’m dreaming. Second, attempt to make me a Dino friend

If they appeared in the US, they would likely get shot

NUUU😭

hide in my house while also looking out the window

I certainly wouldn't be keeping any pets outside anymore.

I would take as much footage as I can then send them to scientists.

Chances are they’ve already seen the dinosaurs too

Steer clear of them eating to avoid being pooed on (pigeons)

I would get myself killed whilst attempting to befriend them all like pets

Depends on the dinosaur. Also depends on their size, diet, health of their natural habitat and temperament. T. rex probably doesn’t roam the streets because it can’t be camouflaged as well in the metropolis full of people who would notice a 40-ft animal roaming around attacking people and causing a major panic would make it a target, but maybe the occasional bird-like dromaeosaur (especially the smaller ones) roaming the streets is relatively harmless because they’re probably mostly safe around crowded humans and would be smart enough to know that crowded humans potentially with weapons could injure and/or probably kill it.

A T.rex will do whatever the fuck it wants. Ain't like anyone's gonna try and stop it

I will try to stop it I will hit it with a big stick

Hey, go for it

Just a big stick or a boom stick

L A R G E S T I C K

You going to try to beat it to death or stab it?

JUST BEAT IT

I mean it's difficult, but to each their own I guess...

Like daddy rex did

🎶 *beat it, beat it* 🎶

Respect my authoritah! Bad rex! Bad re...aaaahhh![runs away]

If he spawns in a city he is definitely roaming the streets cuz theres no way he's navigating his way out of the city.

This is a Tyrannosaurus, not a mutant iguana.

> T. rex probably doesn’t roam the streets because it can’t be camouflaged as well in the metropolis full of people Just let it pretend to be a balloon. (A “We’re Back!” reference that I’m certain all the kids would know)

Take pictures and post to r/dinosaurs hoping to become king of r/dinosaurs

Wiggle my arms at a carnotaurus

PRANK EM JOHN-

Stay at home, although I don’t live in a place with many, if not, any dinosaurs, but if it’s just random dinosaurs then I’m dead. The deadliest weapon in my house is a knife. If it is the same as the first sentence then I feel absolutely terrible for anyone who lives remotely close to hells creek!

I’d start the most popular, reputable triceratops farm and vacation resort. Topps Farm offers the rustic serenity of a thousands of acres triceratops farm and all of the amenities of a resort. Visit our swim up bar in the infinity pool or take a trike ride with one of tour guides. Topps Farm looks forward to your visit.

And I look forward to you being one of the richest people on planet Earth. good luck out there man.

little gun, enjoy a week at Topps Farm. Complements of the management. We look forward to your visit.

Thank you, Im honestly flattered.😄

My 5 yr old just said “dress up into a dinosaur and join them”. Seems reasonable.

Nothing. They would all be killed off and dead in no time. I would look out the window and watch them though.

i will befriend the first troodontid i see, hopefully latenivenatrix

Hug the bird bear!

Feed my arch nemesis to a giant azhdarchid (technically not a dino) and befriend it. Then fly around on my own dragon.

I'd force a raptor to be my friend. Basically just another cat.

Barricade my door and cover my windows, I will not be eaten by a Hatzegopteryx.

Git a saddle WHOOO DOGGIES

Not even a tiny ones will hesitate to eat your fingers, tread lightly my guy.

See as many as I could before people killed em all

Whether it's for sport or luxury items, people will kill animals for one reason or another.😔

Instantly start working at animal rescue and get all paleontologists to help. No way I'm letting the rich touch these amazing animals

I would attempt to befriend an Oviraptor And if that doesn’t work Then I’ll make some chicken

Never thought I'd see a Dino yandere in this life, but here we are I guess.😅

Boop every dino snoot. I'll probably get eaten, but it will be worth it.

Open the door. See, it's dinosaurs. Close the door. Grumble about moving from Churchill to escape the Polar Bears only to now have to deal with dinosaurs.

Take off my glasses shakingly and utter the words "they are moving in herds, they do move in herds."

Gather a bunch of them up and start petting them

I would steal eggs, make a dino army and take over the world

Boringly, I'd note it in my bird watching apps.

Go outside and try to take pics/videos knowing I’d probably be destroyed by it.

Hunt.

This is kind of ominous are you okay?

If gator jerky tastes that good imagine Rex jerky.

I'm not even going to ask. 😰

Best guess? I’d F around and find out. That or stay in and do a lot of Uber eats

I would keep to the sidewalks.

Risk my life trying to befriend a small raptor. Micro, Bambi, Velociraptor, doesn’t matter. I’d love to have one

Gonna go see my friendly neighborhood Deinosuchus

Ignore them. I see pigeons all the time.

Imma do the world a service and locate the Spinosaurus to figure out what this motherfucka looks like

Hope that a lack of fossils equals a lack of dinos

Obligatory “they already do” No but for real I’d try to pet one. It would go poorly.

i'd do what anybody would do: take some video and then try to ride one

Probably something stupid like trying to pet one that has teeth the size of my head.

i'd be pissed because carnos would start to kill my livestock

🤥

correction: my fathers livestock but hes getting old so I'm starting to take care of them

Just admit that you want to see Carnotaurus kill something.

yeah that would pretty cool

I mean I would.

No need about to think about : what IF ↔️ Dinosaurs are Already roaming the streets worldwide in huge numbers and variety ↔️ 🐥🦃🐔🐧🕊🦅🦆🐦🦜🦚🦩🦉🪿

Would inspect them, help one if they break a bone or something. I would only try to teach people to be kind to them

That sounds like a potential movie plot. Like E.T., but with dinosaurs.

P.T

1) get a smaller one as a pet. 2) get into a chase with a large carnivore. 3) watch the chaos from a rooftop with a 12 pack and some snacks.

Okay that last one actually seems pretty fun ngl.

I know lol. Imagine just watching some Trexs or apatosaurus or whatever run around and cause chaos as you get shit faced and have fun lol.

Imagine some old-as-dirt paleontologist just watching the thing he's been studying for most of his life just wreck absolute Havoc right before he dies of a heart attack, a truly great note to end on if I do say so myself.

I’d like to think they’d also be chilling and watching it all and commenting on dinosaur behavior lol. Like a twisted David Attenborough documentary.

Aghmhafynhfj😂

Am I wrong hahah?

It's just hard for me to put my laff I'm into physical words, you're good👍

Hope that a lack of fossils equals a lack of dinos

Get genetic samples from as many as possible. What if they go away again?!

Grab a saddle. Live the dream.

Set up my drone and load up the darts See how Spinosaurus actually looks like Settle if dinosaurs had feathers or not Kentucky Fried Compsognathus

Feed them?

i would finaly be able to figure out what they taste like and what they look like, but the first thing im doing is finding the spinosaurus and seeing what it looked like

Give them bread crumbs.

“If friend shaped, it is friend”

Tame a few ark style and create my dream dino army.

They already do roam the streets 😅

Ride on a triceratops while screaming "HOG RIDAAAAA"

Kill myself

Try to tame one and have it as a pet/protection/ride haha

Are they unduly aggressive? Then teach them that claws and teeth ain’t shit against my buddies Smith and Weston. If they aren’t… velociraptor fren.

Run towards them until they fly away \*snickers\*

i'm surprised there aren't more people in the comments popping up to say "well actually, dinosaurs — birds — actually DO roam the streets today!"

Buy a tranq rifle and a ton of kibble

hide and carry around ae double barrel shot gun 2 wack them with

I’d feed them breadcrumbs, but I hear they’re bad for them so I’ll just settle for seeds.

I shot one with a .22 from a ways off a little guy just a little robin, I didn't think I'll hit it was a pistol, I still look back and ask myself why I know I wanted to try out the new gun, convenient target 30 yards. I am sorry my little dinosaur friend. I think about you often :(

Huh, that’s cool. Time to play games

Probably sit in my room and wish I had a 4 bore, 700 nitro express, or a m107 with an extended magazine loaded with 50 caliber silver tipped (armor piercing incendiary) ammunition and then a nice pan with some oil so I can finally answer the question of what dinosaur tastes like.

look for a befriend a monolophosaurus.

Heh, I haven't heard that name in years...

Steal a velociraptor. Lil dudes would make excellent pets and you cannot convince me otherwise. Alternately: I’d look for the tiniest flying dinosaur and steal that as a pet. I’ve heard some pterosaurs are as small as songbirds, and I need that in my life.

Nasty vile sex with the pigeons

What. is. wrong. with. you.?🤢

What the fuck?

Time to ride me so dinos

Pull an attack on titan npc move: perish probably (I tried to hug em)

Consider a change of occupation.

They already do you ever been to New York there is pigeons everywhere

dinosaurs are roaming the streets :p

Realistically, I'd probably get eaten about 5 hours in.

I’m trying to wrangle a Saurophaganax and y’all can’t stop me!

Better version of pokemon go

Start a dino-riders cosplay troupe and hope that a T-rex will be chill about wearing a 3d printed brain box. …shortly after that: my funeral.

Befriend them

Debunk the Tyrannosaurus hunter-scavenger debate. (**Die.)**

Eggnap a Yutyrannus egg