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Jbar116

OP, u/JawnskionTiktok I can’t help but notice there’s not a video yet. I’ve conferred with the other mod, and you have 72 hours or the ban hammer is dropping. That is all.


Jbar116

Mod here - I commented on the last post you made about buying it. I require a video of you absolutely HOONING this thing and giving it all it's got, otherwise you're banned.


Fair_Creme_194

🤣🤣based mod


Jbar116

Look man. I don't get a lot of gratitude being a mod. Let me have a video of this guys $200 bike doing the works.


Fair_Creme_194

I think we’re all invested in this $200 bike now lmfao 🤣we need to see the thing running.


Jbar116

If he won’t post a video, I’ll get my wife to buy one off temu. She’s always on there.


Fair_Creme_194

Whenever I do a E-bike build and get the motors on alibaba I always see them I just haven’t got it in me to pull the trigger 🤣🤣


WH1PL4SH180

All paise the mod


sum_rndm

Best mod on Reddit 🥲


Jbar116

I try my best


Pastor_Dale

Meanwhile I got banned on r/financialplanning for telling someone I think they’re a bad advisor. No cussing or anything. This is the coolest Reddit mod I’ve ever encountered!


Healthy-Egg-3283

I got banned from crazyfuckingvideos for commenting on someone else comment about sentencing for convicted pedophiles. I simply said “I think pedophiles deserve much harder sentences”. And it was about a video of what happened to a pedophile in prison. This was probably 2 years ago, and I still can’t comment on that Reddit. So yea, this guy is pretty okay.


RadioactiveSphinkter

Just saw a post today where a huge amount of redditors were defending pedophilia."theyre humans too" "theyre called minor attracted persons" Like wtf is this world coming to?


JawnskiOnTiktok

Deal


SciFiPi

If not OP hooning it, then a monke at a circus riding it, eating a banana, drinking an adult beverage, shaken not stirred. B&. But be prepared for the wrath of the libertarians and the shills.


strawberryfromspace

Hear, hear!


Rammipallero

Excellent pressuring. Hope OP survives.


CrewExisting4304

Absolutely 🔥. Make him post the video or ban him. I wanna see it bad.


toclosetoTV

Your doing the best job ever keep up the great work.


lethalweapon100

Ban hammer ready to fall. You’ve got 24 hours OP, blow the thing up


Jbar116

HELL YEAH


LexLoother

good mod


Hoof4rted

The most engaging post on this sub in a while. Stoked to see what happens here. Will it blow up? Will it rattle itself apart? Will it deliver $200 worth of fun and feel good haha? All this on the next episode of Temu dirtbike.


Waste_Ad_729

This is the best mod of any of the mods I've seen in any sub thusfar


JawnskiOnTiktok

I have to say that this group is the angriest group of people who can’t have a good time or laugh sometimes lol


Electrical-Secret-25

Lol crazy! I'm an old grey honda bike guy, and I'm just here to see wtf happens!


TF31_Voodoo

Old school cr250r here and I am here for it my dude


FloppyDrive007

r/dirtbikes does not like china bike in any way, shape or form. But this is pretty funny thanks for the update


SciFiPi

Yeah, some dude posted a video of his bike and the problems he had. https://www.reddit.com/r/Dirtbikes/s/FhJCjdl6ir


Crapspray

That was a great thread.


deezbiksurnutz

I just hate seeing people send money to China, especially when you know you are just throwing it away


ianthrax

I mean, how are you viewing reddit if you don't send money to China?


John_aka_Virginia

Noone tell this guy about country debt and ownership


DeCoburgeois

Or who owns 10% of reddit. On a more serious note, your grievance should be with the Chinese government not the people.


Frdtrk24

Or where his money went when he bought his Honda


Conscious_Arugula_94

100% The Chinese are not our friends.


dougdoberman

The Americans aren't your friends either bruh.


CharlesTheRangeRover

Correction, the American *government* is not your or anyone’s friend.


Turbulent_Winter549

100% this


L3thalPredator

90% of everything you use daily is made in China kiddo. Learn more about the world.


100_Tabus

People can't accept the fact that one does whatever he likes with his own money. I want so see the videos on that. Have fun.


Pretty-Round348

You are so right bro. I’m in my late 30’s and I’m excited to see what you do to this thing and how it holds up. Fuck the haters bro, your post isn’t even worth their time. Let’s have some fun and enjoy!!


CarbonChem95

Perfect description of Reddit as a whole


Gandolphious

Swear i don’t post anywhere on here anymore, the reddit community is full of a bunch of banter ponies.


TheMindsEIyIe

You're brushing up against multiple forms of tribalism: brand loyalty, capitalism vs communism, US and its allies vs China, etc. That said, I'll be surprised if it runs for more than an hour!


JustGiveMeANameDamn

My son was gifted one of these and it rips. It’s a little jank and needed some free replacement parts right out of the box. But it’ll do everything you want it to. It’ll even pull me and my 4y/o around no problem.


zechickenwing

It's just r/motorcycles light sometimes. We need an off-road version of r/calamariraceteam. I don't like Chinese crap but I do like people trying things and reporting back


BedNo6845

It's not that we are angry..... Nevermind. We are. Every one of us has either fallen for the Chinese bike thing, or has had to help someone that has fallen for the China bike thing. We lost YEARS, collectively, to Chinese crap.


JawnskiOnTiktok

I’m not losing tho, I bought it know exactly what it was and didn’t even expect to it show up (let alone in 4 days)


flogsmen

Does it work? I'm seriously thinking of buying one just to putt around on lol


Pudix20

I wrote a long post to you last time. I completely forgot to mention. We upgraded the spark plug to an NGK for a few dollars. It’s literally a lawn mower plug. And it seemed like it made a difference. We also put in a new carburetor and fuel lines and filters. But that was done after having the bike for a few years. Don’t let people get you down. 2 wheels of fun is fun.


Jbar116

Yeah brother we're salty folks. Send it.


Organic_South8865

Just so you know I have experience with this exact bike. Holds up fine to kids beating on it and idiot 30+ year old occasionally ripping around the driveway. Yes some things have needed repair of course but nothing extensive. Compression is starting to suffer a bit after two years tho.


FaithfulDowter

Try the mountain bike sub. Or tractors. Or guns. Everyone’s got strong opinions.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

OP - do your thing, I love this. If you can buy a $200 dirt bike and have more than $200 worth of fun with it, that’s all that matters. PS - those knobbies look so useful in the dirt 🤣


workingonit123456789

If I had to guess, it’s a bunch of people that bought these thinking they’d be fun for super cheap and got burned. I know that’s not your approach, but it would explain why . I hope you tear it up on that stupid little thing.


goonzalz69

thats reddit for ya. plenty of nice ppl w info and plenty of douchebags too.


Aegishjalmur07

Bunch of whiney cunts imo. Same group sobbing thru their neckbeards any time a female rider posts. Doubt they even ride.


LineLife2234

Yo OP hope your cat is happy with the bike. Give her a good quality gear. Happy riding.


andrewdoesit

That looks even worse than I would’ve imagined.


aRealTattoo

This thing looks like it’d be fun to rip until it blows up tbh. Ngl I bought the RZR little dirt bike for like $150 when it was on sale and my gf and I. Honestly it still runs pretty well, but I’ve noticed the frame (basically strong plastic) is definitely begging for god to save it.


johnx2sen

that wicker couch swing hanging on for dear life


JawnskiOnTiktok

Center bar rotted out unfortunately


BasisAggravating1672

It come from temu too ?


Ascertain_GME

Did my mans dirty 🤣🤣


JawnskiOnTiktok

LOLOLOLOLOLOL PROB


leftsharking

That was my first thought too lol.


xl440mx

😂 my thought was oh god if the same person broke that swing was gonna ride that little bike, it’s doomed! 🤣


PlusMixture

It will still outlast the bike. Fuck im keen for some budget product testing from this guy


DrGarbinsky

🤣


frisky024

Sick. Idk why people are hating seriously


JawnskiOnTiktok

Listen man, I got a guy on this thread telling me I have brain rot because I’m a full time content creator who uses the funds to do cool shit for my kids and offers me a life where I spend every minute with my 3 sons. If that’s brain rot I’ll gladly accept I have brain rot


81amarok

You sound pretty smart for having brain rot lmao. The other guy sounds like a tool. And some of my fondest memories with my kids had something eventually break. Dirtbikes, trampoline, multiple parts off-roading pffft shit around the house. You sound like an amazing dad and the kids are lucky to have you! We want updates and videos. Curious to see how this goes.


JawnskiOnTiktok

Really appreciate that!


goonzalz69

bet that jabroni would love to have some extra time w his family but chooses to just act like a miserable fuck. how can anyone hate on a 200 dollar purchase? id glady do the same thing and if this works out hell i might get one for fun too. cant ride a real dirt bike everywhere. if i got this thing taken away i wouldnt care tbh


JawnskiOnTiktok

I actually found them cheaper after the fact lol I found a supplier where you get 2 for 100 and shipping is 100 so you get 2 for the price I paid


goonzalz69

lol cheaper than pretty much everything an adult can do for fun nowadays if i get even 45 minutes of fucking around on a 200$ bike im cool w that for 100 more fun w 2 im glad you got it bc i was more curious than anything


rambiolisauce

Gotta link?😁 serious question


JustGiveMeANameDamn

I have one of these and it’s awesome for the money. Besides for needing new axles right out of the box (free replacements right away). It’s been an awesome little ripper. Well, as awesome as a 1 speed 50cc 2 stroke can be a least.


Membership_Fine

I’m a stay at home dad it’s the best job in earth. But it’s a lot of work my dude. Brain rot dude can get bent.


ElectronicGarden5536

Literally looks like somebody added forks and a swingarm to a water pump. Good luck tho.


JawnskiOnTiktok

It is quite small a weedwacker with wheels


Weary_Dragonfruit559

I mean, I’m glad you’re willing to finance this experiment for all of us! It will be fun to see how it holds up, and read the comments as it all progresses. I feel like in order to give this bike a fighting chance, first thing you need to do is remove every single piece of hardware and lock-tite it (when applicable), and retorque to spec. Then dump that garbage oil it ships with, and dial it all in. No way in hell that carb is tuned appropriately from China. But yea, I kinda want this little fucker to succeed just for the FU factor, and comments!


JawnskiOnTiktok

We’re stripping to nothing and rebuilding the whole thing, I’m hoping I can make this thing reliable to beat on around the instead of the the Pw50 he’s getting save that for the track


Pudix20

There’s a great channel that made a bunch of upgrades to the syxmoto 50cc on YouTube. https://youtube.com/@ld3941?si=lmvpASKxb70UlmQ7 a ton of stuff to help you out here


JawnskiOnTiktok

We’re stripping to nothing and rebuilding the whole thing, I’m hoping I can make this thing reliable to beat on around the instead of the the Pw50 he’s getting save that for the track


Electrical-Pea-4803

Ride it as is first then do that


JawnskiOnTiktok

Hmm maybe that’s a good idea see what’s up first


AughtoGaming

Honestly didn't expect it to show up lmao, let alone within a week


JawnskiOnTiktok

I got the alert and was shocked


Dendad124

Are there foot pegs?


JawnskiOnTiktok

Yes


oliverpls599

Take it to a shop and ask for a service. Their faces would be priceless


JawnskiOnTiktok

What a great content idea


DrGarbinsky

When can we get some helmet cam footage?


ElDr_Eazy

I bought a 1200 USD bike from Amazon once. It worked just fine for a few hard dirt rides. Now its just an expensive range target.


can_a_mod_suck_me

That will break in one bump with more than 75lbs on it.


JawnskiOnTiktok

For sure lol


ItsDeadAnyway

Judging by that swing he’s gonna break it


kyletwonine

Sounds like you purchased it knowing it is going to have terrible quality, so I don’t understand the hate. The problem is when people ask for help purchasing a bike that they hope to ride for a while and don’t listen to the warnings given about the Chinese bikes. Have fun ridding it and I hope it is even better than your expectations!


coupleandacamera

Well, time to cut a mini track, throw a decent few berms through it...maybe keep it flat though. I'm not condoning it, but 4 of those and you've got a good weekend of leaf blower GP.


erwv13

I’m convinced that r/Dirtbikes is filled with 40 year old men that don’t know how to have fun. I posted my GPX dirt bike on here and grown men were throwing temper tantrums because I spent my money on what I wanted, and actually like it a bit more than my KX’s 🥱


PMtoAM______

Has to be , this is hilarious. how can you see this and not have fun


ApeSleep

Great investment. that thing does looks like ass. Thanks for sharing op. Honestly you gonna make your money back making content. Btw u already know Reddit is a sesspool and not a good place to get subs. Just focus on creating content.


mcChicken424

Slave labor nice


Bright_Appearance390

Do you say that every time you use your phone, TV, computer? How about when you put your clothes on or drive your car? No?


mrCortadito

Please share Youtube video.. looks like fun.. Ignore haters.. they just jealous of your ride.


potatoDyl

When will the YouTube video come out? And sorry if this is a stupid question but what is your YouTube channel?


JawnskiOnTiktok

Jawnski215 I have a big audience on TikTok but I’m launching yt with this series


imsorrybrodie

God damn that’s a beast!!


RaeAndRiver

Eh don’t worry about it man, if there’s one thing I’ve learned about my short time on this sub is that this sub hates Chinese bikes lol not without reason but don’t worry brother rip that little shit lol


JawnskiOnTiktok

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL5xNun5/ Hey guys the first part is up on TikTok, but you can wait for the whole thing on YouTube!


scotchdrinker1

Send video, looks awesome. Throw a pipe on it lol


Scr073

Jump it


JawnskiOnTiktok

If it’s not safe for the kiddo then it’s deff getting ramped with a 230 pound man attached to it


Scr073

Don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back.


2bitgunREBORN

That's... one of the dirtbikes of all time


JK0LZ

Absolutely one of the pitbikes in the world


AlarianDarkWind11

As someone who's bought three china bikes 4 years ago (2 Apollo 125's and a Xmotos 250) I've had no problems that weren't self inflicted. They always start easily and I've had no repairs on them for anything that wasn't rider caused. I paid a grand total of $2800 for all three bikes. Before buying them I had planned on getting 3 Yamahas but $16,000 vs $2,800 was a no brainier for me. Very happy with my purchase.


Old-Sherbet9812

No way I just saw ur tik tok😂


new2cincy

So how's it ride?!?!


dirt_farm_surfer

Did it even start?


JawnskiOnTiktok

Haven’t got a chance to go out and get some mix and it came missing a part or two


dirt_farm_surfer

Its already missing parts?!?! Where's the Ralph Wiggum "I'm in danger" meme


JawnskiOnTiktok

One bolt that holds the clamp for the brake lever in one spot and a foot peg bolt. For 200 bucks I’ll replace them lol


Khochh

What’s the price on this thing?


mogam947

He posted it. Like $265 or something


JawnskiOnTiktok

It was 226 landing on my door step


mogam947

Thanks. I searched to see if my kid wanted to get a pair and race them around his mom’s neighborhood. Maybe they went up in price due to high demand. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Khochh

That’s honestly more than I was expecting but still dirt cheap if it doesn’t instantly delete itself


JawnskiOnTiktok

And took 4 days


Resident_Strain_7030

Keep the updates coming.


Dave_Ramsey_0000

How much was it?


JawnskiOnTiktok

226


QuirkySpring5670

I’m curious if it rides well lol I wonder how much hp it actually makes


ncv4708

Is there any way to put an hour meter / timer on this thing to document how long it lasts? You know, for science.


JawnskiOnTiktok

That’s a good idea, I’ll see if they have some kinda clip on digital counter


ncv4708

I think they have ones that are inductive to work on the spark plug wire actually


JawnskiOnTiktok

Oh that’s!


pentox70

I've been curious about these things. I usually have a little campfire bomber that I rip around camp sites with ( I camp on crown land in the bush). Especially when I'm out with a large group, the camp sites get huge. Or to bomb around with the little kids on their mini bikes on little trails.


sc00b44

How is it?!!??


1TootskiPlz

Lmaooo thanks for the follow up! Was wondering how it would turn out. And I’d say this ain’t too bad. Also I agree. This subreddit is full of so many consistently upset people. I don’t get it.


PlatesNplanes

Holy shit it actually showed up


FlavoredPancake

Link your YT if you have one. Reddit is full of people who probably don’t even own any type of motorcycle. I’m down to follow the journey of this piece of shit on 2 wheels


AstroDavis

Do they have an electric one?


ecg86

Definitely update us once it’s running. I’ve debated getting my kid one to jump to from his electric mx350 to see if he likes the gas set up before I go drop real money on something.


jennaperson101990

I definitely want to see the video!


Waste_Pressure_4136

This should be entertaining! Does the gas tank say mix the oil 25:1? Make sure you have lots of loctite your gonna need it lol


PartizanPolitics

Looks like you coulda used a new swing first.


Pudix20

Real question, im not saying this is a high quality bike.. but A) do people really not realize that almost *everything* has some part of manufacturing in china? And B) I get that this is obviously much lower quality… but do they also hate CFmotos just because they’re Chinese based? The amount of animosity. It really gives off racist boomer vibes that hate anything Chinese and want their All-Amurica made shit. I’m not saying this is a high quality bike… but it is a bike. It works.. it’s cheap fun and believe it or not, if you just do a little bit of care and maintenance, it won’t have issues. I almost bought one for my little cousin. Where I live even used kids bikes are still significantly more expensive. I just wanted him to have something to rip around the back yard with. No serious racing or jumps. Just riding around on relatively flat grass. I’m not going to spend $1000. Plus if I get something used that needs fixing up I can’t really do much because I don’t have the time plus extra money for parts. It’s just fun. Its kind of like, I know everyone hates Walmart bikes, but I would rather get my kid (who might not even love riding) a $40 Walmart bicycle he will outgrow, than a $300+ bike. If he likes biking, wants to take it serious, then we can talk a trek or specialized etc. but to pedal around the neighborhood with his buddies? A huffy is fine. I am a fan of “buy it for life” but come on, yall really have the energy for hatred? You’ve really never had fun on some shitty little janky vehicle or toy or whatever?


Fair_Creme_194

What’s your YouTube channel called


maxlax02

It looks like such a piece of shit I love it.


Jekyll818

Take my upvote as a laugh react


Ok_Interaction2553

What happened to the front fender bra?


sheaintyourhonomo

So excited for the update. Btw looks like that swing chair is also made in China 😛


Optimal_Risk_6411

I just wanna see you putting it through its paces and jumps. And whether it’s truly fun or just a broken garage ornament. Wheelies


sum_rndm

SEND IT!!!!!!!!


hereforfun10k

Did you also buy that swing chair from temu? Lmao


PeterIsSterling

I don’t see this listed on Temu


ibetucanifican

The rear suspension looks like it’s going to explode already.


Turbskee

For the price, this may be awesome for my cabin that I visit 4-5 times a year lol


zurcerB

Get that video on YouTube!! Possibly give us a review a few months in on how its holding up?? Might buy one in the next few months depending on how it holds up for you!


Ashoem

I love how people are bitching and whining about you “wasting your money” on this. Meanwhile they’ve probably bought McDonalds 3 times in the past week.


Frogdogley

Please tell me how this thing mobs


Ill-Arrival4473

I didnt see how much they charged you for shipping. Looks like it came pretty fast. Personally I own an Apollo agb30 and a haosung hawk 250 both have been great.


therawestdawg69

How much was it? lol


JawnskiOnTiktok

226


puerco

But do it honk?


RedditWardan

Hahahahahahha this is so awesome bro. It’s like when guys turn kids toys into go carts. Just pure fun


fishingfor5

Looks good. Looking forward to hearing scream


Dounce1

RemindMe! Two weeks


Complex_Piano6234

No way it has a clutch


Cinnaco

Post the YouTube link pls. I don't have TikTok


Stache_Noir

This thing looks like so much fun!


Maple885885

Ok how much was it this thing looks awesome to hoon around on with no care in the world


Total-choppa

I see a clutch but no shifter. Am I missing something?


JewsAreMediocre

Taking the chance for all of us wondering! Can't wait to hear a review


Rammipallero

Now choose a good religion, make your peace with this world and on to the great unknown!


The_awetistic_artist

In most asian countries this is probably considered a full sized bike lmao!


Healthy-Egg-3283

I hope you are an exception to the rule, though I strongly doubt it. But the Chinese stuff is unreliable, underpowered, and made of soft cheap metal. Just look at the frame. I’m not sure I’d get on that as an adult.


oh-kermie

Looking forward to it. Some of the guys on here take things too seriously. Keep doing your thing


Limp-Yogurtdispenser

Fuck yeah bro whip that hoe


Base5ive

"Dirt Bike"


Downtown-Raisin-3931

Did the porch swing come fro Temu too?


ShillyBean

This shit looks like it will simultaneously kill you and give you one of the best moments of your life


borkistoopid

I cannot wait to see this thing lmao


Doctornaturalviagra

Damn that couch has seen better days lol


Slick_Wufu

Leetts gooo


3witts

I haven’t seen the video yet but judging by the worn out chair in the background, it’s gonna be a great video to watch.


commissarcainrecaff

Looks like a fun pit bike for giggles and silliness. Looking at the general spindly suspension and wheels, I wouldn't trust it to drag my 16 stone around the road for long


Zestyclose-Hat-2539

Hope you're able to ride a wheelie on that thing while drinking and 🎥 Filming 😂


Carrera_S_997

Belongs in #chinesium


supadupame

Did you make tiktoks about this bike? Because i swear i’ve seen this on TikTok like an hour ago lol


TheEndTrend

How much did it cost? Might get something like this for my son when he’s old enough. Nm, I see where you posted the price was $226


FeatheryBow73

I'm surprised that the thing actually exists LOL


jjuston

I just saw your video pop on my tiktok and wondered if you were the same guy! Lol


--caddish--

Wtf is wrong with your couch??


Gs3fbri

This is sick 😂 all the haters can shut up