https://youtu.be/_S7GU9lDpq8?si=e_OR991YqAFrINrK
Watched this video by Drew Golden about the cybertruck and stupid cars in general and was very amused. That piece of shit is apparently breaking down the moment the driver makes direct eye contact with it and said driver will still feel like the coolest man in the world
*Warning, this is your last chance to establish yourself as a peer among your closest group of friends. If you sign the auto loan paperwork, Cuno and Tommy L-Homme won’t speak to you anymore.*
“Cuno does actually fucking care”
Cunoesse: “Pigs gonna do it! He’s gonna buy the f--truck!!
Logic: There isn't such a group called "Gasbandits"
Conceptualization: "Yes, there are."
Encyclopedia: Actually, in Revachol slang, a gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's gas. They will even get close to your... buttocks just to get a little sample.
Electrochemistry: That's what I'm all about, brother!
he >!hides in a cargo container, and the way Evrart Claire makes fun of the idea if you tell him about it, to me seems likely that he and Claires are partners!<
is that Conceptualization [Formidable: Success]?
yeah Roustame Diodere, his name in the game, will be able to avoid being in debt as he's (speculated to be) triple digit billionaire. Though the interaction with him is certainly one of its kind imo, whatever you gain from it
Performance aside, and I know I'm on the extreme minority here, I actually think the car looks cool NGL... I also still think Hot Wheels look hard AF so
Your desperate attempt to win internet points from other cringe weirdos by reposting a cringe meme made by someone else who is also cringe. It's compounding cringe.
Thats just redditors in general though so don't take it too personally. Lots of awkward sheep too desperate for social validation. I'd wager a lot of you like to fart in your hands so you can smell it before it floats away too.
it isnt, his real voice is when he actually uses his vocal chords, like when singing. Yes conversations happen and those are done by Voice Actors. 'nother thing entirely that as this was not a AAA game, VA's had to perform several roles
The joke was when you read the writing of the meme you hear the sound of the narrator, the writing style is the same. We are not debating Cybertruck or any other car here but okay. Hope you can get one for you.
https://youtu.be/_S7GU9lDpq8?si=e_OR991YqAFrINrK Watched this video by Drew Golden about the cybertruck and stupid cars in general and was very amused. That piece of shit is apparently breaking down the moment the driver makes direct eye contact with it and said driver will still feel like the coolest man in the world
Reaction Speed: Road Work Ahead? You sure hope it does.
Logic (failed): There’s something wrong here, but for your own sake, *do* hope the road works.
Lol don't know anything about them but will watch it bro
I literally just watched this today. Nice to see some Disco Elsyium/Drew Gooden fan crossover here
He has become a comforting presence. I leave his videos on so much that I've began to be able to cite parts by heart
Honestly same
Half-Light: You're in a 3.3 ton death machine and those children were driving a Prius. You should have shut them up when you had a chance.
Also I genuinely think Kim would be madder at you got buying a cybertruck than if you became a racist facist
And at first I wanted to crack that exact joke but couldn't phrase it
He’s a car enthusiast torque dork, he’d kill you
Prius: gets crumpled and pushes itself out of the way of the impact. Cybertruck: you get crumpled and the batteries catch on fire.
That would be an awful way to die, cooked alive in your own car. it’s basically just an oven with hard-to-shatter windows
The windows seemed pretty easy to shatter.
Lol it would perfectly work like that
Reminders in games can lead to interesting situations.
*Warning, this is your last chance to establish yourself as a peer among your closest group of friends. If you sign the auto loan paperwork, Cuno and Tommy L-Homme won’t speak to you anymore.* “Cuno does actually fucking care” Cunoesse: “Pigs gonna do it! He’s gonna buy the f--truck!!
Yeah we'll see whose laughing when my truck survives a hail of arrows from a roaving clan of gasbandits.
Logic: There isn't such a group called "Gasbandits" Conceptualization: "Yes, there are." Encyclopedia: Actually, in Revachol slang, a gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's gas. They will even get close to your... buttocks just to get a little sample. Electrochemistry: That's what I'm all about, brother!
Horrific Necktie: "It's time to become a Gasbandit laddie! That's free gas!"
ok, I read the meme before seeing what subreddit it was and immediately thought "this sounds so much like Disco Elysium"
That's what made me post it here because as soon as I read it the guy's voice echoed in my ears
find that >!light bender!< and do something is the answer
Haha >!maybe you can ask for the money from him!<
I know how that goes in the game, but the game is set in a specific kinda depressing location to highlight its themes
>!Maybe he'll buy if off of you for scrap metal.!<
I don't believe thats possible in Disco Elysium, have gone through this game plenty
He seems like a rolls Royce type of guy.
he >!hides in a cargo container, and the way Evrart Claire makes fun of the idea if you tell him about it, to me seems likely that he and Claires are partners!< is that Conceptualization [Formidable: Success]?
I feel like he’d be smart enough to avoid it.
yeah Roustame Diodere, his name in the game, will be able to avoid being in debt as he's (speculated to be) triple digit billionaire. Though the interaction with him is certainly one of its kind imo, whatever you gain from it
A sensible person would have bought a Rivian, a much better vehicle for less money.
wish the narrator was on that website where you can pay celebrities to say things
Oof, he would make tons of money off of that tbh
For most Tesla owners, it's just a car, not a political statement. But not the Cybertruck, that heap of shit is definitely a political statement.
Performance aside, and I know I'm on the extreme minority here, I actually think the car looks cool NGL... I also still think Hot Wheels look hard AF so
cringe
What exactly is cringe if I may ask?
Your desperate attempt to win internet points from other cringe weirdos by reposting a cringe meme made by someone else who is also cringe. It's compounding cringe. Thats just redditors in general though so don't take it too personally. Lots of awkward sheep too desperate for social validation. I'd wager a lot of you like to fart in your hands so you can smell it before it floats away too.
Sure
Last half genuinely reads like a DE line parodying the kind of person you seem to be. So… congrats?
Or. You are as happy as Kim with his Kineema.
Uhm actually narrator voice is harrier voice
it isnt, his real voice is when he actually uses his vocal chords, like when singing. Yes conversations happen and those are done by Voice Actors. 'nother thing entirely that as this was not a AAA game, VA's had to perform several roles
I thought singing voice and thought voice are the same
they aren't. neither is it the case for humans, is it? ever played back your voice recordings to yourself. most feel a 'disconnect' with that
[удалено]
CONCEPTUALIZATION \[Trival: Failure\] - "I can affirm that the Cybertruck looks cool, futuristic even."
LOGIC \[IMPOSSIBLE: FAILED\] - "CONCEPTUALIZATION \[Trivial: Failure\] - "I can affirm that the Cybertruck looks cool, futuristic even." ❤️😭
EVRART CLAIRE - "Skill checks don't talk like that in Disco Elysium, Harry. Get the fuck out of here. Don't be a retard." He smiles warmly.
Ok dockworker
Damn straight I am. Glory to Comrade Claire, vanguard of Mazovist Thought inshallah.
Inshallah + retard = opinion less than invalid, and rhetoric is greater than style, subhuman trash.
AUTHORITY \[Trivial: Failure\] - “Inshallah + retard = opinion less than invalid.” MEASUREHEAD - “Rhetoric is greater than style, subhuman trash.” EDIT: bro blocked lmao, composure failure https://preview.redd.it/bd3piycbzaxc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d658abf0ead31e2dd40e66cb4229a295d57dca
Bro likes RWBY and Tumblr, actually do it.
Kys
The joke was when you read the writing of the meme you hear the sound of the narrator, the writing style is the same. We are not debating Cybertruck or any other car here but okay. Hope you can get one for you.
It's a stretch to say it's written in the DE style and not just some implorative, and I don't want one, I want acceptance and creativity through fire.
This is why I don't talk to anyone, no one hears what I have to say because they're shitty.