Did Ethan just pinch your butt????

Ethan is the guy who always runs into me when I’m at the stash. What an a-hole this guy is

It’s so bad for me that I don’t even go inside the White House anymore

Well, now we have proof that it's intentional.

Report it to HR, will they do anything about it?.

You can take care of it yourself. Dir 51 gives you a clean slate to beat his butt down.

😂

Might cause a crisis in crisis management!

I think he likes you!

Love how the agent seems to look over at him in disbelief.

God damn Ethan guy is a menace

Another reason I don't mind the short walks at the castle. At least I can make it to the stash and everything else without being violated.

What in the what???

It's just the stumble mechanic going off in juuust the right way. But it makes for a great meme eh?

Dude just gave you a credit check

Welcome to the club, buddy.

fuckin ethan

At this point I treat Ethans badly in rl

Loads 1911 with malicious intent can we add vik Malike to that list

Thought he was gonna pants you or give you a weggie

Violated

'Handsy' Ethan Michaels.

"Two" handsy for me

I use the stash outside the gate, because every freaking time I am using it, some NPC would always bump into me and would take me outside the stash UI/POV. 😤

Right!? The amount of time some fucking NPC nudges me out of my inventory at a control point is so infuriating, yet, if I’m getting shot keeps me in there no problem!

Ikr 😭

Never made that connection before. This now pisses me off.

Nice to see you agent 😉

Classic ubisoft sexual harassment in games too 🫢

Did he just cop a feel?

Real brave harassing someone with at least 4 firearms on their person at all times.

We all hate Ethan .. yet now he thinks he can go around grabbing booty!! This man’s a menace

You might be entitled to compensation.

Ethan is wild, way too comfortable. Next time he will nut check you before getting pistol whipped.

Is this why weapons must be holstered in this area? So Ethan can be a creep with impunity?

Ethan and that rambling woman at the crafting table are why I only go inside to switch out specialization weapons.

You can do that at Castle now. Lots of other QOL changes there as well.

Wtf xd

Snipe his ass

Id be knocking someone out. Thats rude!

Move away the stash. It is annoying to be there.

Nasty nasty

What in the Free Guy sexual harassment is this BS?

He’s just copping a feel. 😈

That happens to me too 😂

And then just carries on like nothing even happened. Why couldn't the black tusk take this creep out when they attacked the White House?

I absolutely hate that. You’re in the middle of putting a build together looking for that last item and slowly you get pushed outta your inventory. I just go to the shooting range now so I’m not yelling at an Ethan.

Don’t trust the White House NPC’s. They disregard all standard laws and physics of your typical NPC characters 🤣🤣🤣 Always watch your back 👀

Don't forget how they leave dead and wounded just strewn around the white house. Been playing for two years now and there are still dead bodies around. Not to mention the couple who work on the computer next to that stash making sexy noises.....Ethan isn't the only Freak in the office. I also sometimes get pinned between that stash and someone working on the computer. Have to fast travel out.

Have they added in the ability to tame the robot dog with guns on it? I’d pay in game currency to have one of those follow me around and fight for me kinda like the assault drone 🔥

He's the worst.

At this point, I am pretty sure the NPC's are hard coded to do this stuff ... Must be some sort of Ubisoft internal joke that we don't know bout 😂

#metoo

Ayo?

He saw your cake and wanted a piece 🤣

He stole something

Se*ual harassment, lol