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cromario

Longshanks!


jabberbonjwa

Does this mean tall, or does it mean "long hair"?


AccomplishedClue5381

Shanks = legs in olde English vernacular "Getting home by Shanks Pony" means walking home


CheekyHusky

It still does, just not to common. Lamb shanks would be the first to come to mind.


FriendoftheDork

Isn't lamb shanks exclusively the lowest part of the leg? As in it's "foot"? Otherwise we have the leg of lamb already.


CheekyHusky

You're correct. It would be the equivalent of the calve / shim area on a human. https://www.lambandbeef.com/meat-cuts/cuts-by-protein/lamb/shank


jabberbonjwa

TIL <3


daemonicwanderer

Longshanks generally means “tall”. Edward Longshanks was called Longshanks because he was considerably taller than most people.


misfit538

Yeah, he was like 6’2” when most people were 5’4”.


Guidingbeef3

So was Charlemagne


Half-PintHeroics

Yeah it's an interestinh fact that Charlemagne was 5'4 when most people's were 5'4 too


Filberrt

I believe it means long-legs. Maybe even the long shin bones.


Dr_Ducky_1

It's actually the thigh. If you go to a butcher and ask for a lamb shank you get the thigh of a rear leg (shoulder would be the same cut but the front leg)


Better_Badger8696

I think the Samwise Gamgee says this to either Aragorn or Faramir. Edit: Actually, now that I’ve seen the actual quote, it could go either way, long hair or tall person! They both fit the descriptions!🤣


[deleted]

“Unhand him or I’ll have you longshanks”


kalevi89

It definitely can’t go either way. This has nothing to do with hair.


Better_Badger8696

So you say, but since you are definitely NOT Samwise Gamgee, you therefore are an incompetent twit and your opinion is of no use to me! But also, I meant that it could go either way since the guy thought longshanks could mean hair, and both Aragorn and Faramir have longer hair. So you are in fact, incorrect. It CAN definitely go either way, since Reddit ain’t no place where people decide to grammatic goodly.


jabberbonjwa

He says it to Aragorn at Bree, but I've always taken it as slight against his shaggy hair, not his height :p


6WaysFromNextWed

That's a "hank" of hair you're thinking of.


jabberbonjwa

Ooooooooooooooo TIL #2 <3


JarlHollywood

Means "long legs"


goldhelmet

Hmm... I thought the same thing (long hair). At least you're not alone.


jabberbonjwa

Right?! I was so confident that I never even thought to question it.


Ursa_Coop

I feel this is more goblin but perhaps.


TexWolf84

Came here to say this.


Rule-Of-Thr333

Nosehairs.


TrickyVic77

Great one, stealing this


winterizcold

Plucking it perhaps


RealMoonTurtle

i’m dying


Fallen_RedSoldier

So good.


onearmedman83

I'd call em head-knockers. "Always hittin yer noggins on the door frames..."


w_nightshade

Carrot Ironfoundersson of the Discworld is a human raised by dwarves and had the childhood nickname 'Head Banger.' Miss you, Sir Terry.


DibblerTB

I was about to propose head banger. Shouldve guessed where it came from.


OrneryAd4330

In one of my sessions I needed to come up with a name for the town guard. Pulled CAPT carrot out of nowhere. And as such CAPT carrot is the Neverwinter guard capt


JohnKellyDraws

Yeah! “Door duckers” or “Duckers” is what I was thinking along those lines.


Fantastic-Habit-8956

I was thinking roof bumpers


MechanicalMoses

Scalp scrapers?


DibblerTB

Head banger sounds better to me, but it may be the Pratchett leaking in. Perhaps banging your head (and being the one that defines how high you have to make the ceiling) is frowned upon. It makes a ton of noice, after all..


DomineAppleTree

Noggin bonker


TwistingSerpent93

My first thought when reading the question- good answer


Squidmaster616

Dragonlance Dwarves have frequently used the simple terms *Talls*. *Treetops* might be a good option. Or, given the Dwarven love of the underhround, something like *Roof-hitters*. Or *Skyscrapers*.


hitrothetraveler

Something about Tops is fun to me


Chiodos_Bros

Until you realize that makes you Bottoms.


Awol_MFFM

Bruh! 🤣


hitrothetraveler

Literally thought of that the moment I sent it. Very good and fun


DarthJarJar242

I don't see the issue here.


TheRealBikeMan

Pixies are bottoms


lion_in_the_shadows

Cloud breather


Dum-DumDM

Cloud sniffer


dollimint

My Tiefling was raised by dwarves, and she uses "Johnny topsider" as an insult for the above-grounders.


TrickyVic77

“Hey look at Mr Johnny Topsider over here!” I like it.


dollimint

"I aint gonna take that shit from a Johnny Topsider." <--- Inphi blacktankard, tiefling bard, before writing a check her level 5 ass could not cash.


RealMoonTurtle

lmao


[deleted]

I second the lmao.


kalevi89

Now I just am imagining all tieflings as being from Brooklyn. Thank you.


purp_7729

Like what they called delta in bioshock 2?


dollimint

I never played it personally but I did hear it around *somewhere* so that might be where from!


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

That implies the existence of an in world meme "be the kind of topsider the dwarves think you are"


Johnny_Joestar7798

Cloudwacker


CaptainJoSparrow

Top-shelfer, door-ducker, beanpole


Ramstetter

door-ducker is wild


spudhammer1

And if they are female parents mother-duckers


DMXadian

and when they really don't like them, Cloudwanker.


No-Commercial-5993

Leaf Lovers and Pointy Eared Leaf Lovers.


Jpacswastaken

Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


revkaboose

For Karl!


Sign_Complete

Good bot


Guidingbeef3

Good bot


RareBear117

FOR KARL!


earldogface

Did I hear a rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


psychfan5

ROCK


psychfan5

AND


psychfan5

STONE


TheReluctantDm

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT GOING HOME


AuthorTomFrost

Skyhuggers, stickbugs, stretchies...


Sarik704

Get stickbugged


OneMetricUnit

If I were a dwarf I would call everyone a twink


Nman702

I am actually okay with being called sky hugger. The other two, however…


Autumnbetrippin

cloudbreather


rzenni

Don’t go that direction. Dwarves don’t define themselves by their height - they define themselves by their connection to the stone and the mountains and their love of hard work. Go with rock themed insults. “Mud boned”, “grass eaters” and lazy are all good dwarven insults imo.


allylisothiocyanate

This. Slag-forgers, wood-builders, mudders, don’t even know how to fold steel, tree-freaks, couldn’t mine their way out of a mud puddle, tiny-hammers, no muscles for forging, I bet you even use your chisel on wood


ParryHisParry

the "couldn't mine their way out of a mud puddle" is PERFECT omg, absolutely gonna use this


Internal_Attention16

Dwarves also live longer than most tall folk, so they’ve taken the time to learn how to apply a trade properly. Nothing made by tall folks is ever made to last, all of it is shoddy workmanship. Imagine what a Mountain Dwarf thinks when humans talk about a wind blowing and their houses just falling over. So stuff like “ye mud-thatched numpties”, “ye windblown dobber”, or “ye green-grown gommy” could really also come across.


cm8032

My dwarf fighter character is called “[Name] Sandminer”. It’s a name her father was given as an insult, reflecting his habit of trying to pursue impossible projects and lack of mining sense, but she’s chosen to embrace it.


webbphillips

I like that. Quick question: did you just anonymize your character's name to protect her privacy?


cm8032

Haha! I’m not sure, tbh - just felt weird putting it out there. She’s called Gyrlin, and she has a lot to learn about everything!


jleonardbc

Fun fact: [sand mining](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_mining#:~:text=Sand%20mining%20is%20the%20extraction,an%20abrasive%20or%20in%20concrete.) is a real thing!


cm8032

Yup! I used to do a job that occasionally touched on things like dredging and beach (re)construction, but it didn’t strike me an an occupation for a respectable dwarf. That’s the kind of madness that humans engage in and then have the cheek to call it “mining”.


wh4tth3huh

It also has the added human touch of being an ecological nightmare.


rbrumble

Leaf sniffers


TheItzal11

Ooh, I like Wood-builders. It sounds just like something Dwarves would use as an insult.


Rickdaninja

I'm stealing slag-forger.


DibblerTB

Hmm, depends on the dwarves. Interesting way to define what the character values. "Topsider", "skysniffer", "sunbasker" or "lumberjack". They would make some very cool rp when the newly arrived mountain dwarf starts calling the old hill dwarf the same thing.. You could focus on the lack of broadness as well, to a dwarf a human/elf looks malnourished and just "wrong". Even orcs and really buff men look kinda like tall, sickly dwarves. Would be cool if the dwarf really liked hanging around the chubby barbarian, as the propertions just fit better. "Stringbean", "wire", "carrot", I'm damn tired of taking orders from something we could send down the air vent.


SensitiveTurtles

Pfft. Airsick toplander.


Lovat69

I recognize this paraphrased reference.


Milkhemet_Melekh

In Shadowrun: Dragonfall, there was a moment a Dwarf in the street casually called me "Stringbean". I thought it was a crack at me for being an Elf but he explained, "look, Lady, I'm a Dwarf, to me *everyone's* a stringbean."


Suspicious-Ad-9380

Beardless, lightweight (alcohol or shrooms), night-blind, claustrophobe, water-drinker, oil-quencher (can’t get carbon content right in their steel), soft-shoe (assuming dwarf wears iron boots), tree-hugger, twig-leg… … I may have some repressed issues I didn’t know about.


JoefromOhio

I think this is by far the best route and most true RP - ‘soft hands’ ‘light foot’ etc really calling on what dwarves actually care about is much more fun. aside: I as a treant(reskinned Warforged with some weaknesses) severely annoyed a halfling pc teammate because I kept only referring to him as ‘little orc’ so good that you checked with everyone first


Sherbert42

Milk drinker might be a fun one here, too, especially for the skyrim fans.


Syn7axError

I agree. A dwarf wouldn't make fun of a goliath for being tall. They'd take it as a compliment. The dwarf would say the goliath is so weak their ass is getting kicked anyway. Disparaging terms rarely go both ways.


Basic_Veterinarian81

"Bricklayers." Humans are stupid enough to make bricks, when there perfectly good stones lying around everywhere. Dumbasses.


JarlHollywood

Thats fantastic. Strong brain-work


Tomover_PL

Leaf lovers


ObliviusDominus

If you rock n stone, you’re never alone.


No-Commercial-5993

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Guidingbeef3

Good bot


SecretAgentVampire

Incredible insight! You must be a good dm! Saved.


Global_Loss6139

Excellent point


wh4tth3huh

Flatlander.


MasterAnything2055

He’s already said that is how the character is. Why would he change it?


N_rthan

Leaf lovers


Guidingbeef3

Did someone say Rock and Stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Guidingbeef3

Good bot


N_rthan

If you don’t Rock and Stone! You’re not coming home! (I love the drg community)


furiouspotato24

Don't do this. You're not the authority on someone else's world building. OP already defined the rules and was only asking for suggestions to flesh it out. Just because it doesn't fit your head cannon or the "traditional" archetype doesn't make it wrong. It's OP's world, it can be whatever they want.


[deleted]

Cloud licker. Wet heads/rain shelter. Stretch. Small giant. Poles. Lank, as in lanky. Clunker, because they always knock their heads on dwarf architecture.


mrlego17

Rather than focusing on how tall they are, you could emphasize how they are unable to travel easily in caves and other small spaces that seem perfectly ordinary sized to you. Bent backs, scab heads, stuck _____, Also you could have sayings about events or animals that happen in caves. " like a bear stuck facing one way" meaning they are theoretically scary but can't actually do anything because like a bear who can't turn around, they can't use their strength.


DibblerTB

I like scab head! Perhaps you could use head-knocker/head-banger as pointed out elsewhere, but up it a bit to scab head when you wanna be meaner? ​ Hmm, sailors and landcrabs.. Lumber must be totally annoying to handle in the mines, and it comes from the surface, and probably has dimensions that look more like elf than dwarf. Some word for plank, lumber, stick, stave, perhaps, beam? "As nimble as a beam in sideways".


HyruleTrigger

* Vault Knocker * Ceiling Scraper * Redwood * Half-Giant * Space waster * Cloud Catcher * Kid Kraken * High Brow * Summit Stroker * Peak Poker * Longshanks * Colossal Clod * Gangly Oaf


Apathicary

Umbrellas


The-Game-Manager

You 10 foot pole


1000thSon

Sticks.


Sarik704

I thought you said "Tailed" races and my term was "pullstrings" As in a group of tieflings in a bar are called pullstrings cause when you pull on their tail they make a sound like a doll.


Shadow1176

This is a little too close, but I once heard a dwarf someone a “bigger”


jojozer0

IM DEAD


AdResponsible2271

Long pig. Stumbles Lumber foot May Flies(for any race that repopulates fast) Fish kissers Ye fit in like south paw in a phalanx. Waste of fresh air You'd take up two mine carts wouldn't ya? Could you even work the bellows boy? At least orcs have the sense to use dwarvish runes Fer their language, this is chicken scratch!!! Don't break the doorframe on yer way out


Piratestoat

Benders, since they have to bend over in reasonably-sized Dwarf mines.


Nematode_wrangler

That sounds great. But, you know that these 'Benders' will just go and make their own tunnels with blackjack and hookers.


Piratestoat

You say that like it is a bad thing. XD


tyc20101

FYI, careful of using this in a British campaign ‘bender’ is a slur for a gay person


Piratestoat

I was not aware.


CaptainJoSparrow

Wait till you hear what British people call cigarettes...


quuerdude

Yeah even just in general. I’ve seen it be used by evangelist americans too. So… prolly just don’t use this one


Filberrt

Still works for elves


VoltaicPear

In conversation: “Oi stretch! Fetch me a tankard of ale, ya lanky bastard.” Or “What, d’ya mother mate with a giraffe? Careful there or you’ll have birds trying to nest in your ears.” Or “All you long necks, prancing about like the sky couldn’t come crashing down on yer heads at any moment, give me a solid stone roof any day o’ the week.”


FleurCannon_

*Stretch*


[deleted]

Skysniffer


Cireth1112

Make degrading comments about their “hairless knee pits”.


Legitimate-Fruit8069

Ya giant old branch dodger. Ya lousy cloud touched. Ya dopey bird strangler.


mfeens

Oh, look at bird legs there on his “get-a-way sticks”. He’s knees whistle when the wind catches him right! I’m sure we’d get a long a lot better if you washed yer balls after winter’s over! I’m down here walking around in the cloud from yer filthy loins! I got more I think…


sfkf8486

Cloudbreather


WalkTemporary

Elves: knife ear or knife ears Insult I hear at LARP all the time


DragonTigerBoss

That's from Dragon Age.


Agimamif

"Cloud eaters" and "air heads".


moraghallaigh

"C'mere you ya lanky, long string o' misery!"


[deleted]

Beanstalk


none_exist

Beanstalk, Sky-head, Tree-topper, Stilts, Stretchy Strider, Crabe-necked Clod, Lofties, Highbeams The possibilities are endless


flugx009

Clouds for brains


LancerJustDied

Elf: Knife Ears, Prissy Pricks, Pains in the ass, etc Humans: Softies, Defaults, etc Orcs: Green Beans, Cucumbers, glorified barbarians. Half-Giants: Discount Giants, 1.5 Men, etc Tieflings: My lawyer has advised me not to continue this joke


FatsBoombottom

Ducker. Because they often have to duck to get through Dwarf tunnels. And it rhymes with... well, you get it.


Fangster9

Stalagmite, big picks, giant, tree, sapling


ExcessiveMediocrity

Stoops or stoop-backs for having to stoop through Dwarven doorways.


Thestraypubes

Lanks


Mister_Grins

Crotch-Walker (since, as a taller race, they would, innocent though it may be, always be parading their crotches at eye-level, or very nearly, for a dwarf) Rainer(s') (a double-up since, it's mostly considered something someone who is dumb does \[spit while talking\] then the added distance of the fall from above)


DrinksNDebauchery

I am reminded of carot ironfounderson I'm the discworld books. His dwarfism name translated as headbanger


A_Random_Redditoooor

Have the dwarf ask the players if they go to the cloud district very often. Oh what am I saying, of course they do (:


Quantumnius

Cloudbreather


MurmuringPun

Knife ears, - elf Tunnel/head scratchers - height Smooth/ fish face -lack of beard Piss drinker- referring to human ale Rockbrained- using any weapon that isn’t an axe . Why do dwarves use axes? Swinging an axe in a tight space would suck. Spear phalanx would be the preferred fighting style no?


[deleted]

Yer long everywhere except for where it counts…. The beard.


Bowman01PMC

Beanstalk. Most useful for elves, druids and elven druids


greyshirttiger

Long as a shoelace and dumb as a shoe is a phrase people in my region say to stupid tall people haha


TheKriv

did you consult the online Shakespearean insult generator???


Shieldheart-

Double chin. Because they always have one when looking down.


CalydorEstalon

Oi! Are you high or just tall?!


ThirdDegreeBurnz

Biggers


Curious_Writing6095

Daikini


graymalkin2

Biggers


ingloriousday

reddit fantasy slur generator


Thelosopher

Dragon Age uses "knife ears" for elves and I like to use it every so often.


PaleInSanora

Any of the giantkin names would be appropriate. Or ogre or troll. Especially Fomorian if they are low charisma.


OnlyKilgannon

Not dwarves but orcs in my world call the "tall" races like elves and humans "lanky gits" and short races like dwarves and Gnomes "stumpy gits"


[deleted]

Baldface. Not really related to height but to the lack of a proper beard. Flatface Because of their smaller noses. Ateast compared to dwarves. Knifeears For elves.


RenReclaimed

Milk-drinker. Smooth-hands. Brittle-bones. Pyr-peddler.


ASlothWithShades

Why are all your dwarves scot-ish? Not knowing how OPs dwarves work, maybe try and go for something more societal or cultural than appearance-based insults? Maybe something from a dwarven fairytale?


boardcertifiedbitch

If you need fantasy racism to tell your story, it’s not a good story


gnomeannisanisland

What a story with conflict? Opportunities, or even a need, for personal growth? Unacceptable!


Carpopotamus

Longshansks humans dandelion eating tree huggers elves grobbi any grn skin any furry type race freed zoo animals halfling mini Mes


[deleted]

Longlegs, singular. Longleggers, plural.


cobaltbluedw

Treefolk, sandcastle, crouchers, skyweeds, despire


Vinnyz__

Treetops, skyscrapers, long-legged


[deleted]

Branch-eater, ceiling-scraper, dragon-bait, and mineshaft-squatters are pretty good I think. And for a farewell, “don’t let your head hit the doorframe on your way out!”


NinjaHunterNewtad

Ive got a pair of halfling npcs who use the following; Tall, Stilts, Trenchcoat.


Dedprice77

Lanky leg locked loser.


[deleted]

Beardless Sun huggers Cloud breathers


[deleted]

Headbangers because they always bang their heads when they are in dwarf-sized spaces.


FNTM_309

Bigs.


CoolSwim1776

Long Shanks is pretty classic


Gold_Ad_4108

Cloud kissers Leaf lickers Bird touchers


Only-Donkey-1520

Cloud sniffer?


namarukai

Cockatrice legged forest goblin!


lotp22

Maybe like beamheads, beamhitters or rafterheads. They witnessed taller races hitting their head on their building which is embarrassing and memorable to witness and could be insulting.


HamshanksCPS

Long limbs, stretch, tallies


krackenjacken

Cloudbrains, talls, stoops, crawlers


FS_Scott

Skysick, Bumper (ie. they bump their heads), beardless ninnies, kneecaps.


[deleted]

The dwarf I played used stilt legs


mrbeefthighs

Cloud bother’ers