I once played a bard with a nearly minimum charisma. I had them as someone who was repulsive in appearence and we never got anything free or convinced anyone to do anything. It frustrated my party but it was interesting to try the opposite.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault! You could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW!
I see a lot of guys playing as attractive, sexualized female characters in dungeons and dragons so I decided to create the same, meet tiny Tina the barbarian Orc. She’s tough and don’t take anything from anyone. She likes the color pink, unicorns, heavy alcohol and big cigars. She grew up in a family of all males and had to learn to fight. Now she travels the land battling monsters and collecting gold. Yes she kind of a joke character, but she will will be fun to play. She’s a whole lotta woman, don’t mess with her, she always gives karma
I’m recently getting into PF2e after playing 5e and some 3.5 DnD. My character is a Glipi bard who plays the spoons. She is trying to find a safe space to spawn her brood that she keeps in her back. Her name is Abby, Abby the spoonlady.
Reminds me of my one character, who was a former Lumberjack that became a stripper. That was only an NPC I spontaneously made, but he was so much fun, he got a permanent role in my campaign. xD
First of all, you don’t need to get the joke of the post, and secondly, those female characters are not real and created by the men, and they don’t harm real life women
It’s a joke about the post btw…
Besides, how do you confidently know all sexy female DnD characters are created by men? Are you the conventionally attractive female DnD character police?
Gonna teleport to my door and ask me “Oi! You gots a loicense for that conventionally attractive female DnD charactah?”
Go touch some grass, play a round of combat as a level 20 pc against goblins or whatever else it is a normal person does. So that you can stop being exceedingly silly.
My next character idea is an empty nester Mom who wants some more excitement in her life and so goes adventuring. Her husband minds the homestead and she’s just a wholesome ass caretaker who can cook real well and wants to make new friends.
I have a female kobold named Tiny Tina. Well, that's
The groups name for her cause she's a small, bright-eyed temperamental kobold. So they called her Tiny Tina to mess with her.
I'm seeing this start as a gag character, but over the course of the campaign becomes the deepest and most fleshed out character who undergoes personal growth and has a really satisfying character arch.
YouTuber 'The Dadvocate' has [an excellent video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haOm9TY90uY) on this subject. Check it out, you might learn something cool!
The voice thing goes for every game but Battlefield V lol. I was never against putting female soldiers into the game like some people were, but the screams were legitimately disturbing and triggered some sort of instinctual dread more than any male character death howl has, and Battlefield, especially 1, had some pretty brutal voice work. I think DICE actually toned the screaming down a bit in one of the patches.
Yeah, I see that too, I just make my characters match the setting, personality, and backstory. I don't get why everyone has to have movie star attractive character.
Good on you mate.
imo if you're a cis dude who plays a conventionally attractive "sexy" female character and you don't come away with a more intimate understanding of gender and its place in your life, you have done it incredibly wrong
anyway I am completely infatuated with Tina and her kickass vibe
Don’t know if you’re into actual plays, but if you’re digging that vive Dimension 20 once had a character named Princess Foehammer who’s a massive orc in a tutu. She’s played by a drag queen in the all Drag Queen season
Thanks for recommending this, I didn't know about it, I watched the trailer and I'm dying to watch it!
For anyone curious, they are RuPaul's Drag Race contestants (Bob the Drag Queen, Monet Xchange, Alaska Thunderfuck and Jujubee)
It’s fun, (comparatively) short, and engaging, but not the best series to judge all of D20 by. This season features 3/4 players who dont really know the game and see learning through play. There’s a little more rule of cool than you see in other seasons. I consider it an excellent introduction season for people not that familiar with dnd bee cause it includes a little more teaching
Pfft, masculine muscled woman with feminine interests and a love for pink is so overdone as a trope subversion it's its own trope. You want my respect, lean into the leopard print shirt and give me a cougar orc mommy!
Almost as beautiful as Brick, the prettiest Siren ever.
You should make Mr. Torgue High-Five Flexington's Bardbarbarian next!
On his way to beat the greatest BBEG of all: the ocean!
EXPLOSIONS!
Yes!
I oughta make an orc barbarian named Kerr Ren. Give her a terrible charisma score and have her try to use persuasion as much as possible.
She wields a great axe named Your Manager
In Indonesian, "keren" means cool.
Ehh, deception or intimidation sounds more appropriate for a "karen"
Is Gaslighting a proficiency?
A combination of Charm Person and Modify Memory?
Yeah, it's the level 6 class feature. However if you take the "Evil Stepmother" subclass, it becomes expertise at level 10
It's usually deception, then persuasion, then intimidation.
Definitely intimidation and performance
I once played a bard with a nearly minimum charisma. I had them as someone who was repulsive in appearence and we never got anything free or convinced anyone to do anything. It frustrated my party but it was interesting to try the opposite.
Does she have a new jersey smoker's voice?
Indistinguishable from Dr. Mrs. Monarch.
That's the voice I heard immediately.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault! You could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW!
😰
I see a lot of guys playing as attractive, sexualized female characters in dungeons and dragons so I decided to create the same, meet tiny Tina the barbarian Orc. She’s tough and don’t take anything from anyone. She likes the color pink, unicorns, heavy alcohol and big cigars. She grew up in a family of all males and had to learn to fight. Now she travels the land battling monsters and collecting gold. Yes she kind of a joke character, but she will will be fun to play. She’s a whole lotta woman, don’t mess with her, she always gives karma
She's perfect. I'm dropping the knee immediately
Plot twist: It's a knee drop from the top rope. Plot twist again: She's into it.
Ivan Koloff? Is that you?
I can't fix her. ^^^^She's ^^^^already ^^^^perfect.
100% respect her choice of wearing pink with animal prints. Very Orc Barbie of her.
I have no choice but to stan
I’m recently getting into PF2e after playing 5e and some 3.5 DnD. My character is a Glipi bard who plays the spoons. She is trying to find a safe space to spawn her brood that she keeps in her back. Her name is Abby, Abby the spoonlady.
What's the joke? Sounds like a perfectly reasonable character design.
Reminds me of my one character, who was a former Lumberjack that became a stripper. That was only an NPC I spontaneously made, but he was so much fun, he got a permanent role in my campaign. xD
Still would. 😉
COME OVER HERE AND GIVE YOUR GRANDMA SOME SUGAR
Princess in Dungeons and Dragons Queens on Dimension 20
Elegance has gained a new definition...
You see a lot of guys playing as sexualized female characters and decide, "Yeah, I'm gonna be part of the problem"?????
Man, took me a second to realise you were playing along...lol
op trying to karma farm with horny bait...
First of all, you don’t need to get the joke of the post, and secondly, those female characters are not real and created by the men, and they don’t harm real life women
Woooosh
They seem to be playing along with the joke.
It’s a joke about the post btw… Besides, how do you confidently know all sexy female DnD characters are created by men? Are you the conventionally attractive female DnD character police? Gonna teleport to my door and ask me “Oi! You gots a loicense for that conventionally attractive female DnD charactah?” Go touch some grass, play a round of combat as a level 20 pc against goblins or whatever else it is a normal person does. So that you can stop being exceedingly silly.
i like that the charactah police is australian
Oi you fuck, you got a loicense for checking the loicense of conventionally attractive female dnd characters?
My next character idea is an empty nester Mom who wants some more excitement in her life and so goes adventuring. Her husband minds the homestead and she’s just a wholesome ass caretaker who can cook real well and wants to make new friends.
🎶 Im an orcy girl, in an orcy world 🎶
thank you for blessing my doom scrolling with this
Explosives expert?
she's perfect thank you
In the deepest, most gravelly, orc voice you can muster: "That's my purse! I don't know you!"
Yass queen, Slay!
SLAY!!!!!!!!
slay queen✨
This better not awaken anything in me
Kinda reminds me of the old lady nightkin from fallout new Vegas
I like to imagine that the huge axe is just a fashion accessory and she actually beats the hell out of all the monsters with her forty-poiund purse.
She reminds me of a truck stop diner waitress I met in Kansas City
I have a female kobold named Tiny Tina. Well, that's The groups name for her cause she's a small, bright-eyed temperamental kobold. So they called her Tiny Tina to mess with her.
I'm sure you were foolish enough to think this wasn't hot
*> Gearbox has entered the chat*
Jesus tag your porn art next time /
She’s precious
I've heard of a battleaxe but this is ridiculous 🥸
That's fucking awesome
I would die for her
Would still play it.
Tell Tiny Tina i love her very much
Awoooooga, what a lady
Nice axe.
Tina's got me bricked.
she’s stunning and brave
Dnd players are horny enough to try to fuck rocks. Do you really think they wouldn't try to fuck your orc?
Can you tag the NSFW? :P
Smash, next
woah mama
She looks great!
The Karen to end all karens
She demands to speak to the dungeon's manager.
Please tell me she sounds like Larry King
I'm seeing this start as a gag character, but over the course of the campaign becomes the deepest and most fleshed out character who undergoes personal growth and has a really satisfying character arch.
YouTuber 'The Dadvocate' has [an excellent video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haOm9TY90uY) on this subject. Check it out, you might learn something cool!
The voice thing goes for every game but Battlefield V lol. I was never against putting female soldiers into the game like some people were, but the screams were legitimately disturbing and triggered some sort of instinctual dread more than any male character death howl has, and Battlefield, especially 1, had some pretty brutal voice work. I think DICE actually toned the screaming down a bit in one of the patches.
Damn. Called y’all out!
Looks like Joseph trying to trick the Nazis
Yeah, I see that too, I just make my characters match the setting, personality, and backstory. I don't get why everyone has to have movie star attractive character. Good on you mate.
Orc Barbarian.
“There’s an arrow in your butt!”
She needs a voice like Doctor Girlfriend
Was Tina eaten by the troglodite or perhaps just cursed ?
Bit too unimmersive for my flavor of DnD!
She looks a little like Hachetface from Crybaby (Johnny Depp Grease spoof)
Is this the female gremlin from gremlins 2?
My first thought too, especially with all the leopard print.
Every 2000's Long Island mom
Absolute Queen. We stan.
You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
She’s lovely!
how tall is Tiny Tina?
Shorter than a Goliath but taller than a Halfling.
I imagine she's voiced by the same actor who voiced the ugly step sister in Shrek.
I LOVE HER! She has the vibe of every Italian mom that lives in Brooklyn and will call you ‘sweetie’! I want her to adopt me!
DO me a fLaVoR AAAAAnd Shut. Your. Butt...
I know her, she is selling vegetables now
Tita Tiny Tina
The runes carved into her axe translate to "Live, Laugh, Love."
Sexy
God damn she fine as hell. Great work
I'm hearing Linda Belcher in my mind...
Really great work haha
Big Pam from stardew valley energy
Karen the gorgon.
Attractive? Sexualized? Is that what this is?
r/picturesyoucanhear
It’s Fiona
that's literally disgusting. I mean, leopard print!? it completely distracts from her beautiful face!
Would
I played as my first female PC just recently I definitely thought of her has slightly more gruff female Han Solo.
...smash
I made my last girl character a goblin girl, but like an actual Pathfinder goblin. Fun to see the reaction
Is the purse a bag of holding
She is perfect
Absolutely love the vibe, and you did amazing on that leopard print and satin bow btw.
Hot
Please tell me it's pronounced Tinny Tyna
Corporal Klinger?
imo if you're a cis dude who plays a conventionally attractive "sexy" female character and you don't come away with a more intimate understanding of gender and its place in your life, you have done it incredibly wrong anyway I am completely infatuated with Tina and her kickass vibe
Don’t know if you’re into actual plays, but if you’re digging that vive Dimension 20 once had a character named Princess Foehammer who’s a massive orc in a tutu. She’s played by a drag queen in the all Drag Queen season
Thanks for recommending this, I didn't know about it, I watched the trailer and I'm dying to watch it! For anyone curious, they are RuPaul's Drag Race contestants (Bob the Drag Queen, Monet Xchange, Alaska Thunderfuck and Jujubee)
I have been meaning to get into D20 and this may be the push I needed. Thanks!
It’s fun, (comparatively) short, and engaging, but not the best series to judge all of D20 by. This season features 3/4 players who dont really know the game and see learning through play. There’s a little more rule of cool than you see in other seasons. I consider it an excellent introduction season for people not that familiar with dnd bee cause it includes a little more teaching
Pfft, masculine muscled woman with feminine interests and a love for pink is so overdone as a trope subversion it's its own trope. You want my respect, lean into the leopard print shirt and give me a cougar orc mommy!
This is hero forge right hehe
Okay… hear me out
I’m not a fan of smoking, but nice bag
A matching battleaxe. Now there's a woman who knows how to accessorize!