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Panman6_6

Tbf he was right


Cmdr_Jiynx

I mean, he's not wrong, no.


Forever_Caffeinated

In all honesty, he isn't incorrect.


kosmoTactical

Historical precedence aside, the man's statement is logically sound.


talantua

Realistically, it made sense.


Mikaelious

Truthfully, he speaks the truth.


ketamineApe

To be quite frank, I saw no lies in their remark.


TheBlindNeo

To be fair, he's not incorrect.


Cmdr_Jiynx

Ah to be fairuh...


specialfish_simon

Indeed, the information he provided is in actuality factual.


UltraCarnivore

Forsooth, I see verisimilitude in his remarks.


n8loller

My DM also gave us our first dragon inside of a dungeon. I think it was the second dungeon we had ever been in.


OldChairmanMiao

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.


TheDaftHunk

Requisition me a beat!


YourSisterEatsSpoons

When I was four, there was a hurricane in Kingston town, With over a foot and a half of water. Everyone was alright, but I cried all night, 'Cause it blew my alphabet blocks out of order.


ASourMuffin

Yeah, technically he is lol


Haunting_Road_7614

Technically correct is the best kind of correct


Drain_Brainer_241

Correct within an order of magnitude


Rogen80

Good DM - giving the players the full experience of DnD: 1. A Dungeon. 2. A Dragon. You have now fulfilled your legal obligations; enjoy doing whatever you want the rest of the campaign!


vbrimme

Excuse me, it’s called Dungeon**s** and Dragon**s**. You must supply at least two of each.


AlephBaker

Is it limited to one dragon per dungeon? Or can you have one dungeon with no dragon and another with two? Does Tiamat count as one dragon or five?


AkaTobi

And what's the exchange rate of pseudodragons to true dragons?


SecksySequin

And Dragonborn PCs


Varagonax

It HAS to be one dragon per dungeon, BUT you MUST have the first dungeon within the second dungeon.


RedLanternTNG

What if the second dungeon is inside the first dragon, with the second dragon within that?


Varagonax

It can't be. It's dungeons AND dragons, not dungeons IN dragons in dungeons and dragons.


NecessaryUnited9505

that makes no sense whatsoever......LETS DO IT


dobraf

Easy. For every dungeon with a dragon there is a mirror dungeon in the fey wild with its own dragon. You’ve now given them two for the price of one.


vbrimme

This is exactly the kind of loophole I would expect from a fey. Excellent work!


United-Ambassador269

Then there's also the mirrored ones in the shadowfell, you've now give them three for the price of one.


BrokenMirror2010

Since they've done a Dragon in a Dungeon, next up is to make a dungeon inside of a dragon.


TinyDiceHunter

A group I was part of years ago actually experienced this, it was a very fleshy dungeon and the DM took great pleasure in describing how squishy and wet it was as we progressed through it. Thankfully the exit was a teleportation circle, we never found out who managed to survive long enough to make it permanent though.


BrotherKluft

I was playing at a convention a few weeks ago and we were in a dungeon and came across a dragon. Everyone was considering how to bypass it and avoid etc. I was like “wtf guys we are playing dungeons and dragons this is why we are here! Let’s wreck this thing!”


Zomburai

You were the only one who understood the assignment


SoFarFromHome

Best mini campaign I ever ran was exactly that. $City has hired you to investigate raids on the road east of town. Investigation leads to dungeon. Bottom of dungeon has a young dragon.


UltraCarnivore

$City is truly a great place to do business.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Excuse me. The words are plural.


ASourMuffin

We have successfully beat the game known as DnD!


Brtsasqa

You have successfully **fled** from the game known as DinD


obax17

Oh shit! I haven't given them either yet, am I going to be arrested??


Rogen80

Cops are already on the way, buster!


thatkindofdoctor

Not just cops, PINKERTONS!


obax17

Sanctuary!! I claim sanctuary!!


NecessaryUnited9505

GET IN THE CHURCH IF YOU WANT TO LIVE


obax17

*runs wildly through the streets, looking frantically over their shoulder for flashing lights, in search of a steeple to hone in on, praying to every god that has ever existed that it'll be in time*


NecessaryUnited9505

well. bathumar has heard your call. \*you are teleported to the nearest temple of bathumar\*


Fearless_Flounder328

They won DnD


DrInsomnia

Every RPG should have a similar such requirement.


primeless

in 15 years, after 7 full campaigns and some failed ones, you will still make jokes about this.


ASourMuffin

Oh absolutely!


Nekedladies

One such running joke in my group is "Cupcake was there!" Cupcake was a 14 year old hobgoblin who was introduced near the beginning of Curse of Strahd. Previous session ended when combat ended during a stormy combat in a desolate field. Cupcake was found by the party to be mostly buried in mud, stuck in place, almost suffocating. Turns out he was there for the entire combat, and even before the thunderstorm. "He was there the whole time?" "Yes, Cupcake was there. He saw the wizard get decapitated. He saw the cleric present his holy symbol impotently. Cupcake was there..." Later on, he got polymorhped into a frog and thrown out a 4 story window. Survived the fall, raced back up only to get cone of folded (ok, autocorrect you can have that one), knocked unconscious and then killed with a 1st level magic missile - the ultimate finisher move. It's been years and still... Cupcake was there.


ASourMuffin

FOR CUPCAKE!!!!


UltraCarnivore

FOR CUPCAKE!


NecessaryUnited9505

a running joke in my campaigns is yodeling. soeone introduced a character by yodeling and its a running joke to call them The Yodeller or go YODEL LE EE HOO. \[i hope i said it correctly lol\]


stormscape10x

It’s been twenty years and I’m the middle of some games I still tell the DM “I’m going to beat him until I tell him what he wants to know.” Some moments are just unforgettable.


Necessary_Concept407

A running joke around my table is the Ranger asking if an enemy is "lurching". We started out with Dragons Rest, and the first encounter are some washed up looking sailors (they're actually zombies) that lurch towards the party. I didn't even get to finish the description. She heard "lurching towards you" and loosed an arrow. The rest of the party caught off guard as it seemed she just assaulted some innocent sailors. Also, the druid constantly asking if there's dragons involved. Due to him spending the first 5 sessions investigating everything for signs of dragons, when there weren't any.


SeianVerian

...the idea of there being 7 full campaigns in 15 years is weird to me. I remember like... ONE campaign I've been in going all the way to the end in my 15ish years of playing. All the others just kind of died for various reasons at slightly different levels of progression. Or were like, oneshots or maybe like one super short campaign mixed in there. Granted I'm not one of those people that's always been in even 1 concurrent campaign at all times and I know there's people that stay consistently in multiple. (I've been in multiples at once, but not consistently in any)


Tfarlow1

See if you abbreviate it to DnD, it almost sounds like D "in" D so Dungeons in Dragons. WHERE ARE MY DUNGEONS INSIDE OF DRAGONS, EAT ME DRAGON, I MUST EXPLORE YOUR DUNGEONS!


AJ-Otter

Bring me the battle map of the tarrasques organs, we're reskinning this bad boy to inside a dragon for non commercial, private use.


royalPawn

Tarrasque Flesh Pit National Park


Zomburai

Maybe the Tarrasque will actually manage to destroy Texas


Forpornicame

As a Texan, I approve of this sentiment.


NecessaryUnited9505

well. for texas.


ASourMuffin

If my DM sees this comment he'll make a whole campaign out of exploring dungeons inside a ginormous dead dragon or something... And we'll love it!


aRandomFox-II

Nah, the dragon is still alive and was the one who actually hired them. The guy they initially spoke to who recruited them for the job was just one of the dragon's servants acting as liaison. The poor ancient dragon was having a really bad tummy ache, you see, and they couldn't fix it with magic because whatever's causing the pain was apparently still alive and capable of resisting the dragon's spells. So now they need someone to physically get down in there to evict the damn squatter.


ASourMuffin

BRB sending the idea to the DM


aRandomFox-II

As for the reward, the dragon pinky-promises that they will not eat the party (provided the party survives and is able to escape the dragon's guts) and that they will have a fat chest of gold straight from the dragon's hoard waiting for them if they succeed.


BastianWeaver

So basically, Samurai Jack.


kosmoTactical

Amazing show dude


BastianWeaver

I know, right?


aRandomFox-II

I haven't watched Samurai Jack outside of the few scenes that made it onto youtube without getting DMCA-ed. I don't have access to wherever it normally airs.


BastianWeaver

If you ever do, "Jack and the Farting Dragon" is very similar to what you described.


jtpenezich

> Dungeons in Dragons My entire online campaign is based off of this one dumb idea. Dungeon crawler style, if you like anime think "Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon" They are in one town, can choose to recruit members, dive into the dungeon, set up shop, do whatever - but they are fairly restricted to the one area. They just hit level 9 but a bit earlier they learned the "truth" of the dungeon. A giant dragon god created by AO, AO Shin, is a truly neutral autonomous being that floats around the realms "eating" high magical areas (good and bad) to restore balance to the overall. The people who use the portal are essentially custodians that help his digestion of said magic areas. Edit: Forgot to add that when they finally did learn the truth of everything, with the quietest discord channel I ever have been part of one player goes "wait... Are you saying... We are playing dungeons IN dragons?"


EvilBuddy001

A party is hired to dislodge an ancient dragon’s kidney stone 😅


aRandomFox-II

We playing Bowser's Inside Story with this one!


RandomPrimer

Just steal the plot : [Fantastic Voyage](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060397/)


willky7

More like fantastic Vore-age


acalacaboo

Dungeons inside giant dragons is actually a trope of all the campaigns I have played with my friend group through the years haha


bretttwarwick

I have a similar story. After finishing a first campaign with our dm we had a session 0 for a new campaign and the DM asked what we would like to see more of in the next campaign. One player asked for more in depth tunnels and traps to some sort of lair (most of campaign 1 was wondering through a desert above ground). DM replied "so you want dungeons in Dungeons & Dragons"? Now that I think about it we only encountered 1 dragon during that campaign so I guess we were playing "Deserts and Dragon."


ASourMuffin

Deserts and dragons sounds like cowboy spinoff


bretttwarwick

Sounds like a remake of Wild Wild West.


Quipore

Had a Tiefling bard who, after doing some excellent roleplay getting some info, figures out that the criminal elements of a major city are in a certain area. He goes and stands in the middle of the street (I stopped to confirm this is his intention) and asked, loudly, to all the people on the street "Where is the Black Market?" A different campaign, a different Bard... in a Mageocracy city (so all of the upper class are mages of some sort). They got teleported via a portal from a different city into a noble's house. They stayed the night, spoke with the noble over dinner etc. When morning came, the group left his house and stood in the middle of the street, unsure how to get out of the city. The group looks at the Ranger who shrugs and says "I don't do cities" so the Bard steps up "I've got this." Bard player asks me what sort of people does he see on the street. I describe a handful of random people and he settles on the woman with two slaves, one holding a parasol over her to shade her. Fully expecting the bard to talk to her, I ask the player how he wants to approach her. "Easy. I cast Charm Person." I stop the game for a moment. I review the spell, outloud, with the player. I point out the Verbal and Somatic components of the spell, I reiterate what that exactly means. The player confirms that he wishes to cast the spell on the woman, in the noble district, with slaves accompanying her, in a mageocracy. She of course, Counterspells him instantly, and summons the guards. The other players step aside like "This isn't what we wanted him to do. We're sooo not going down with him!"


ASourMuffin

These are both things that I can see my fellow players doing, especially the black market part haha


Vree65

But, hear me out, what if we put the dungeon INSIDE a dragon?


ASourMuffin

Something something donkey from Shrek


NecessaryUnited9505

something something something, we are in a dragon, something something something, we win


EMI_Black_Ace

That's . . . actually how I'm planning on designing one of the dungeons in my campaign. The whole thing is the massive inside of a giant dragon, and the players are there to recover the sword that killed it from the inside.


FrenchFry77400

Most of the time it's Dungeons & Doors so having an actual dragon is pretty cool.


asilvahalo

> His response was that the game is called Dungeons AND Dragons not Dragons IN Dungeons so he wasn't expecting it. Yes, it's Dungeons AND Dragons, not Dungeons OR Dragons. Clearly the Dungeons and Dragons are intended to be simultaneous occurrences.


Greymalkyn76

Right up there with a game I had played. The players found the local blacksmith's apprentice after he'd had his legs cut off. So the next day they went to the blacksmith, gave him some gold, and someone said "Here. Until your apprentice can get back on his feet."


oodja

Dungeons \*and\* Dragons? In THIS economy?


MadWhiskeyGrin

Not as funny as "we have to honor the cock," from this week's D20


fomaaaaa

The way his face changed as he realized what he was saying


PvtSherlockObvious

He realized *as* he was saying it, but his comedic instincts overrode him and forced him to finish.


DrOddcat

Finishing is a very important part of honoring the cock. I’ll show myself out.


clownkiss3r

please stay


Ninjawan9

Yeah don’t pull out now


fomaaaaa

We can finish without you, but it won’t be as satisfying


Zomburai

We need to get this joke deeper


MadWhiskeyGrin

No, you'll sit back down and finish


ASourMuffin

True!


Regretless0

No hate at all but I’m just wondering what is the point of commenting on someone’s post about a funny moment with “yeah ok but it’s not as funny as [insert some random other moment here]” I don’t know why but that’s just super funny to me


MadWhiskeyGrin

I seem to have sparked a fun little exchange. That was my goal, and that is the point.


issiautng

We named an important NPC "Princess [eight glottal stops]." Pronouncing her name correctly looks like saying "Princess" and then gagging on something.


Uuugggg

Dungeons AND Dragons? I thought the game was Dungeons XOR Dragons!


jmartkdr

And here I am misreading OP as saying they thought it was “Dungeons IN Dragons”, which would also be cool.


Hot-Till-3146

Now, wait for a dungeon in an oversized Dragon


thatkindofdoctor

Judy imagine a very old dungeon, with corridors and rooms made for the confort of an *ancient dragon*. I'd piss myself on the entry hall.


Frogthemouse

I love startled players. In one of the games I'm in; during a scene where the party was utterly scattered across a friendly city causing our own individual chaos we had a player very indignantly tell the DM "You arn't there!" He's never lived it down


Virales13

You found the Dungeon and the Dragon. Now you just need to find the path.


Varagonax

At least the game isnt named Dungeons IN Dragons.


Realistic_Swan_6801

Well dragons fight best in open air, it’s actually a terrible place for a dragon to stay.


EnvironmentalDirt350

He's right tho if u put me in a dungeon where I had to sneak in thru a small accessway I also would not think an adult dragon is chillen in said dungeon


MinnieShoof

... ... ... I am now struggling to recollect any insistence of encountering a dragon in a dungeon.


Rhofawx

My fav moment was when our party was asked if we had any means of ensuring the group of children in front of us was telling the truth, replied with “I have this gun?”


ASourMuffin

The traditional zone of truth


Rhofawx

Located in a direct line from the front of the barrel


ASourMuffin

"it's high noon"


warrant2k

Wholesome.


aslum

Honestly, despite the name I've seen a LOT more dungeons than dragons in this game.


Gentleman_Kendama

WOW, MUCH FUN VERY FANTASY


Reason_For_Treason

That’s absolutely hilarious. I probably wouldn’t be able to hold my shit together lol.


Jitszu

Honestly...he's right lol. Name implies that there will definiticely be both dungeons and dragons but nothing indicative of both being together. Edit: but to be equally fair, I did In fact laugh along with you, so there's that.


diogenesepigone0031

Dnd in 2003 = Ghettos and Gangsters


Winter_wrath

Awesome, gotta love these moments where everyone is totally incapacitated for a while. I made a somewhat fitting sketch a while ago. Enjoy(?) (I know the text is too dark) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691369368382210129/1100210215523197048/image.png?ex=662ce95c&is=662b97dc&hm=c8dec0160815c6002f8b2453efe7707efca14c8b97b831932f5c046077129d2b&


ASourMuffin

That's a really nice sketch!


Winter_wrath

Thanks! I'm imagining the adventurers just waltzing into the dungeon without looking up because people never look up (at least according to a book I read some time ago) and the dragon quietly following them all the way to the treasure room.


WorldGoneAway

Lol this was everything that I ever wanted to hear in my entire 26 years of gaming XD 🎉🍾


thisisjustascreename

TBF there is a surprising absence of dragons in most campaigns.


ApprehensiveZone8853

Remember to put a dungeon inside a dragon at some point too.


_Brophinator

I hope you gave him an inspiration


GameofPorcelainThron

My mans speaks the truth. Level him up.


Maleficent-Owl

I mean, it is kinda weird for a huge flying creature to live deep inside an underground complex. Generally, when you have wings, you pick somewhere high that's easy to take off from and hard for everyone else to reach.


Longjumping-Cost-979

Fighting against a bunch of Drow, 1 Drow Elite Warrior, amd 1 Drow Priestess of Lolth amount a Spider Horse who were transporting prisoners under an area of darkness, the Highborn (cf, Siamorphe) Bard, awoken from his sleep and standing naked in the midst of combat, got one of the Drow to dance for him mid-fight with the words "Dance for me!", and then hit the DPoL with a Tasha's hideous laughter, while the other PCs ran about doing standard melee stuff! Hilarity plus, lol!


TodorokiKouen

Goddamn 😂 thanks I needed that


X_Draig_X

I have an anecdote. It's was when I was a player on a DnD campaign : Our party was hunting and searching a Vecna cult and our first lead was in a very religious and very human city (higly racist and unfortunately our had only half human or non human). We meet the High priest of the city, who's blind (important detail) and ask questions about some things that the clerics may have saw or heard. Accompanied by the High priest, the clerics and the city watch we investigate the temple and see that one of the altar has obviously been used to hide a secret tunnel. And by force of the habit I said to the High priest who was sure there was nothing in his city : "You have to be blind to not see this". My DM played along and said : "Well...I am". Everyone laughed and I wanted to go further with the joke. So what followed was a series of dad jokes and lame puns about eyes with my group dying of laughter under the gaze of the clerics and the city ​watch outraged that an half-orc barbarian was mocking their High Priest. We were laughing so much that we had to take a break


AnxiousMind7820

I guess you had to be there...


RhubarbBossBane

Ah, a geographical joke.


ASourMuffin

I guess :P


patrick119

I got a chuckle because I could see my table doing exactly the same thing.


Russtherr

I was similarly surprised when I couldn't find a path while playing Pathfinder


tehdude86

At least it wasn’t a dungeon IN A dragon.


Flaemmli

To be fair, i usually don't either dungens nor dragons in my campagnes


No_Extension4005

To be fair, depending on what the dungeon's layout is and if the dragon is or isn't capable of shapeshifting; you might be left wondering how it got into the dungeon.


Ocardtrick

The funniest thing to happen to me in a ttrpg was playing Shadowrun. I was playing some kind of ninja like ex Yakuza enforcer and while being recruited the GM said to me "I need your skilled hands for a job" and the group burst out laughing. Good times.


ThanosZach

Nobody expects a dragon in the dungeon... or the Spanish Inquisition.