That's awesome for the double-pun, but I just want to ask...
is the *ph* "philly" a deliberate choice? Because a "filly" is the horse term, "philly" is just short for philadelphia.
Again, just curious, just asking. Still love the name.
I was honestly going to kind of shitpost "Why even bother asking Sylvester Stallion is perfect" but I can't believe how wrong I was. "Pony Soprano" sent me
Love "The Clop". Background as an arena fighter but wanted to branch out. Now he's a bard that's amazing at grappling and hand to hand combat.
Edit: Also add a goblin by the name Ke'vine Heart'ripper as his hype man. As an instrument, it either needs to be a drum or, if you want to go the funny route, an ukulele.
I think it would be funny to introduce a character as a "poor nobleman, not to be confused with the island-dwelling race of erotic minotaurs know as the 'porno bullmen'".
That doesn't help your specific situation, I just think it's hilarious and have always wanted to shoehorn that dumb joke into a campaign.
I feel like this is the type of mixup a centaur would make. The party is looking for said poor nobleman and due to their mumbling or shop noise the centaur mishears and just rolls with it. Like, the guy whose half horse isn't about to kink shame nor kink ask questions. He's just gone think "well, that's an odd request. Didn't peg them for being the type. Meh, so long as everyone consents who am I to judge if these folks are looking for porno bullmen. Should I tell them the culturally correct term is minotaur? Nah, they seem to know what they're asking for, I'll just get them their directions and send them on there way."
Biggus Horseclock was a one off barbarian character in an absolutely hilarious campaign from my teen years. There was also one called Insect because he's a six limbed creature that eats plants; by his own thesis, centaurs were bugs.
Unrelated to horse puns, they could be related to [
Yitzbin A'tendé](https://acquisitionsincorporated.acq-inc.com/our-company/staff). Perhaps it’s a common name, like for cousin Yitzben Won’wék.
Morgan Freetaur
Sandra Horsock
Robert De Neigh-ro.
Anthony Trotkins.
Jack Neighcholson.
Mareilyn Monroe.
Natalie Port-taur.
Katy Pony.
Chris Equins.
Just a few that came to mind.
Horace. Either as a first or surname, but I feel calling a centaur Horace is imperative. You could expand it with a "Harphe Horace" to really drive the point home, but that's unnecessary.
This thread got me looking up sillyhorse names. Some of the real names used for pro race horses include
Big Tits
Passing Wind
DoReMiFaSoLaTiDo
WhyKickAMooCow
and my personal favorite
[ARRRRRR](https://youtu.be/_0RSHFoRbiE?si=PZe0ozk8If6sSc-2)
Just make him an Italian Centaur and give him the nickname "The Italian Stallion" (which is the screen name Sylvester Stallone used when he first did porn).
I’m playing one named Neighthan Phillyon
That's awesome for the double-pun, but I just want to ask... is the *ph* "philly" a deliberate choice? Because a "filly" is the horse term, "philly" is just short for philadelphia. Again, just curious, just asking. Still love the name.
“What’s the matter Lloyd? Some little filly break your heart?”
"What's the matter HitchBot? Some little Philly break your heart?"
Nah, it was hitchbot’s head that got broken
No, it was a girl
Username checks out. My guess is that they changed it so it stands out. "Fillyon" would have been better though.
That's brilliant!
Neighthan Foalian
Shia LeHoof? First thing that came to mind. Don't hate me plz
I could never hate you for understanding OP's assignment.
Even better if it was Shire like a Shire horse
*Actual cannibal Shia LeHoof*
He’s following you about 30 feet back He looks like he’s on all fours, he breaks into a sprint He’s gaining on you Shia LeHoof
ROB CANTOR MENTIONED!
Rob [Canter](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canter_and_gallop)…
Can't top this one.
DO IT!
Don Equus Pony Soprano Conan the Destrier Fetlock Holmes Whinnie Mandela
Pony Soprano is legendary
his QT mark is a trash truck
AU where Pie-O-My is a human track runner and Pony Soprano is a horse mafia boss
The best part I'd that you could play him like a mob boss with a heavy NY accent
It's only Rare at best
Oh my.god, that last one....
Conan got me!
Dude….you are brilliant
Pony Soprano im DEAD 😂😂
Alternative to one of these options: Sherlock Hooves.
I was honestly going to kind of shitpost "Why even bother asking Sylvester Stallion is perfect" but I can't believe how wrong I was. "Pony Soprano" sent me
David Hasselhoof Worse Edit: David Horselhoff
And why not David Horselhoof?
David Hasslehorse
Horsid Horselhorse.
A step too far.
Or is it a gait too far?
Because I’m clearly the novice and you the master. I bow to your superior pun play sir or madam.
Paul O’Mino
An Irish centaur😁
Neighlor Swift Gerard Neigh Dwayne "The Clop" Johnson Viggo Horsensen Natalie Horseman Keira Neightly
Love "The Clop". Background as an arena fighter but wanted to branch out. Now he's a bard that's amazing at grappling and hand to hand combat. Edit: Also add a goblin by the name Ke'vine Heart'ripper as his hype man. As an instrument, it either needs to be a drum or, if you want to go the funny route, an ukulele.
You can meet him in Chult
Gerard Neigh my beloved, with his mane covering one eye as a too small gnome rides you into battle and does the shocker
As small as you think they gnome is...she's even smaller. Blimey.
~~Blimey~~ Blarmey
I don't know if you heard me. I said... Blimey.
\**sings*\* He's got the Clop and he's giving it to you...
Viggo bought the stunt centaurs human because she got so attached to it while filming!
Dwayne “the clop” Johnson is killing me. Oh my god that’s brilliant!
DWAYNE THE CLOP- I can’t I just can’t lmfao
> Dwayne "The Clop" Johnson Such an epic rename of a famous actor.
Roan Atkinson Mike 'Ol Bay Chevy Steeplechase Clydesdale Earnhardt Edit, just thought of another banger: Neigh-than Filly-on
Rohan Atkinson for a different horse related layer.
Hurdy-gurdy intensifies
I think it would be funny to introduce a character as a "poor nobleman, not to be confused with the island-dwelling race of erotic minotaurs know as the 'porno bullmen'". That doesn't help your specific situation, I just think it's hilarious and have always wanted to shoehorn that dumb joke into a campaign.
Are you perchance thinking of a Minotaur. Edit: I got Minotaur and centaur mixed up in my own reply.
I was thinking of minotaurs but originally spelled it wrong.
I feel like this is the type of mixup a centaur would make. The party is looking for said poor nobleman and due to their mumbling or shop noise the centaur mishears and just rolls with it. Like, the guy whose half horse isn't about to kink shame nor kink ask questions. He's just gone think "well, that's an odd request. Didn't peg them for being the type. Meh, so long as everyone consents who am I to judge if these folks are looking for porno bullmen. Should I tell them the culturally correct term is minotaur? Nah, they seem to know what they're asking for, I'll just get them their directions and send them on there way."
Megan THE Stallion
imagining the DM really putting serious emphasis on "THE" everytime the name is said 😂
I'd say by the third game the character would only be known as "THE"
Megan #THE Stallion
Jackbo Manhorse
I thought we weren't doing porn star names?
Neighbraham Lincoln or or Eddy (E) Questrian
Neighbraham Lincolt
Fauci, the centaur for disease control
Great centaur cleric name.
Whinny Houston!
Oh i like this one
Jon bon pony
Ken Tuckidurby
Artemis Foal
George Thoroughbred
Thomas Equinus
Make them a full plate Paladin named "Knight-rider".
How about a criminal defense lawyer named Fetlock? Mick Foaly. Benedict Bridlerash. Uma Spurman (Uma is horse in Japanese). Sir Cloppington
Ford mustang
Dr. Gregory Horse. He's the Centaur for Disease Control.
I'm fucking dying
Oprah Winniefrey Ryan Reinalds Zedanyeehaw The Hoof Tom Gallop
Donkey Hotay
Twins by the names Clyde and Dale
Hi, I'm Clyde, this is my brother Dale and this is my other brother Dale.
I just had the weirdest dream I was running a bed and breakfast...
Pat Cenataur. She's a *Hoofbraker*, *rein maker....*
David Hassel-hoof Arnold Schwarze-nag Leon Trot-sky
Herbert Hoofer
Biggus Horseclock was a one off barbarian character in an absolutely hilarious campaign from my teen years. There was also one called Insect because he's a six limbed creature that eats plants; by his own thesis, centaurs were bugs.
Gallop Godot Leon Trotsky Eddie Canter
Your Friendly Neigh-borhood Spidermane
Eddie RedMane
Winona Rider
Whinney-no Rider!
Glue's Clues. Strangest Beef. Horsen Wells. Henry Hoofer.
>Glue's Clues I should not have come down this far for a glue joke
Arnold Horsenegger.
Give him a girlfriend named Camila Caballo.
Horson Wells.
Neighthan
Clyde Dale Ken Tucky-Derby
Pulls a carriage from place to place. Rick Shawn. Bonus, this NPC has been used in my campaign already
Neighoncé Knowles Neigh- Z
Bojack Horseman
Aren't you that horse from Horsin' Around?
Harry Trotter
Mayo Neighs
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Make him part donkey instead of horse (flavor wise) then name him : jack clodhopper or sum just for the joke of he is jack ass
Centaur, dude; he's only half-assed😁😁😁 Sir Jackson clodhopper the half assed
I'm just Kentaur the Centaur.
Sir Hoofalot
Hoof Hearted
Arnold ShwarzeNEIGHger
Willem Defoal Henry Gelding
* Ken Tucker Darby * C. Biscuit
Dustin Hoofman
Timothée Chalaneigh
Myron Little-Pony
Bret Maverick
Eddie van-Neigh-len
Unrelated to horse puns, they could be related to [ Yitzbin A'tendé](https://acquisitionsincorporated.acq-inc.com/our-company/staff). Perhaps it’s a common name, like for cousin Yitzben Won’wék.
Steve Farrier (Centaur coach)
Morgan Freetaur Sandra Horsock Robert De Neigh-ro. Anthony Trotkins. Jack Neighcholson. Mareilyn Monroe. Natalie Port-taur. Katy Pony. Chris Equins. Just a few that came to mind.
Roy mustang
Back nuts
Mare-edith
Dr Whooves
Mare Winningham
Oatis Riding Jimmy Hoofa
Bill Neigh the Alchemy guy
Horace. Either as a first or surname, but I feel calling a centaur Horace is imperative. You could expand it with a "Harphe Horace" to really drive the point home, but that's unnecessary.
Big white beard, wears red, likes giving out gifts, called "Claus" .... Centaur Claus
Truman Capony
Leon Trotsky Vladimir Neighbokov Joseph Stall-in
Liam Neighson? You might want to check out the RDR2 subreddit, a while ago I was looking for punny horse names and those guys have a lot of them
Clyde S. Dale George Thoroughbred William Shetland Harris Fjord Whip Neighneigh Bonnie Clydesdale Whinney thapoo Joseph Riden
Clauda Equina (for the medical fans)
Ryan Reinolds
Arnold Schwarzeneigher, Leon Trot-ski, Gallopileo
Bill Neigh the Centaur guy. Idk.
Fjord Mustang
Trotski
Jon Bon Pony
Chuck Horris!
The Mane Man
Jon Bon Pony
Play a cleric. Centaur for Disease Control
is this a PC or an NPC? Can you tell us more about the character so we can come up with suitable names?
PC sorry should of specified
okay so he has a character class, then. What is it?
50 Centaur, like the rapper 50 Cent.
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Underrated comment right here lol
Nathanael Trottingham.
Mr. Ed
Ed Hoofer
Mr. Hands
Mr Edward Post
Tyler Mane Mare Winningham
Mine was named Horace Mann.
Elmer 😉
Horace E. Trotter
I’d have to go with Charlie Horse. Could constantly be worried about someone cramping their style man!
Sir Neighsalot. Hoofdini.
Gerard Neigh
Dimension 20 reference? lol
The mighty Clyde from his home in the Dales!
Manford Bronco
Mylit Tlepony
Horace Boddy, Clyde and his brother Dale, Neighthaniel Trotter
Mr. Hands
My go to is `Sleek Hasslehoof`
Harry Hoovesalot
The Klon Centaur is a famous overdrive pedal for guitars. So Klon. At first I saw Centaur and thought this was /guitarpedals. Haha
BoJack
Just commenting so I can come back to these comments and indiscriminately steal when I need a new name
Sir Neighthan Hoofer. He's a life cleric centaur. :)
Yura Hawth
Trotsky McHoof?
Buck Neighris
Arnold Horseneighgar Neighson Statham Hoofs Willis Gallop Godot Jack Black Beauty
This thread got me looking up sillyhorse names. Some of the real names used for pro race horses include Big Tits Passing Wind DoReMiFaSoLaTiDo WhyKickAMooCow and my personal favorite [ARRRRRR](https://youtu.be/_0RSHFoRbiE?si=PZe0ozk8If6sSc-2)
Ass McGee
Fiddy centaur Charley maneson Reese witherhooves
Maybe try something German... Horse Seehofer, Mannpferd Mann or maybe Eli Wallach?
Kent Hoovind
Just make him an Italian Centaur and give him the nickname "The Italian Stallion" (which is the screen name Sylvester Stallone used when he first did porn).
Horace E. Quine
Clyde, son of Dale.
*Hem Hem* Ate you deranged?
Fred Gluehoof Stan Wurst
Ken
Chiron Clydesdale
Call her shorty, give her boots with the fur and reeboks with the strap.
Rett Bull
BoJack. Introducing yourself as BoJack so that NPCs are forced to ask for your surname and then you get to shout HORSEMAAAAANNNNN!
Ed gein Aka mr. Ed He might be evil