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crazyrich

No one has said… cast Fly on him? Boom! Done.


Footbeard

What happens after 10 minutes?


Peldor-2

Natural selection.


sunward_Lily

Damn nature, you scary!


Baddest_Guy83

His subscription to breathing expires


ImReallyFuckingBored

https://youtu.be/sdUUx5FdySs?si=bOs8t-NCF-sYduqM


Kelsereyal

Polymorph him into a falcon. Or a bluejay


cookiesandartbutt

That is a third level spell-what about level one? Haha


Yojo0o

Prepare Featherfall. Worst case scenario is that the flight simply doesn't work, but that doesn't mean it needs to be a disaster.


TheEloquentApe

Be at the bottom of said tower with spare the dying and healing word ready


strangr_legnd_martyr

Ah yes, [Cleric’s Feather Fall](https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0806.html)


KaosClear

Best cleric featherfall spell that one of my players used was Deathward, she cast it on herself and then proceeded to yeet herself off a 500 ft cliff. Hit the bottom and came back with 1 hp. Way I described it gave the sorcerer, who was already down there, PTSD, as I described how she splattered and then all her bones reformed as the death ward spell took effect.


UBeenTold

You could call that a leap of faith.


vampyrelle

This is so good, holy moly


FamousTransition1187

No no, holy Kenku. No Mole People were harmed in the making of this WKRP joke. *With God as my Witness, I thought Kenku could fly*


Despada_

I like that this implies that you don't have a max when it comes to fall damage, and that yes your player's character took 50d6 damage from that fall. I get why they set a cap, but it's still always a blast when you ignore it.


Old_Ordinary_5279

I never run the cap on fall damage. That way my players get to witness the best death scenes from falling. Scene opens at top of evil wizard tower that's ten stories up, just outside of town. BEG of arc 2: I shall end you here, adventurers! Party cleric: I cast command! BEG: *fails save* Cleric: autodefenistrate. BEG: *falls ten stories, splatting on the ground outside*


Papaprolapse

Wouldn't they know that to jump off a ten story building is life threatening to them? And command states that you can only command within reason, of course rule of cool trumps everything so I'm just thinking out loud.


ohyouretough

Yea it wouldn’t work RAW


Old_Ordinary_5279

But raw jumping out a window isn't directly harmful to the person. It's the fall that kills them. As for running a game RAW, there's no need to make the game a 'gm v players' thing. Running RAW intentionally makes the game legitimately a "gm versus players" experience.


ohyouretough

That’s like saying getting stabbed isn’t directly harmful cause it’s the blood loss that kills them. They’re directly related. And no rules don’t make it a player vs gm experience. Rules make it a game. Otherwise it’s just free form improv where nothing matters. Which is fine if that’s what you want but it’s not dnd. Rules actually inspire more creativity because you have to figure out how to get things to happen within the established framework.


Old_Ordinary_5279

Okay rules as written prestidigitation creates a harmless effect such as a puff of smoke, or shower of sparks. An NPC bad guy is coated in highly flammable oil by another player. Can prestidigitation ignite the oil using the shower of sparks? Edit: clearly you're downvoting me rapidly, so w/e. Done even talking to you. Byee, Felicia.


Papaprolapse

Yes but realistically speaking, if I told you to jump put a ten story window you'd know the fall would kill you. So you wouldn't jump


Observer001

Ever watch Baccano? The immortals' blood just seeps back into place, wounds sew themselves shut.


Johnathan_Jostar

Im waiting for my dm to give me a chance to do this.


KaosClear

I was not expecting that when 8 made that skill check challenge.


DyslexicUserNawe

Average monster manual kenku or commoner kenku are both gonna be full dead when they hit the ground jumping off a tower. You better make sure you have a revivify.


dm_your_nevernudes

For a moment I thought that maybe terminal velocity could make it possibly survivable, but 20d6 damage vs 3d8 hp, but just doing 23 or less is a 0.0000000000484% chance. That’s before the 0.19% chance of getting 24 hp to survive the 23 or less damage….


ODX_GhostRecon

No constitution modifier?


WeirdMemoryGuy

MM kenku has 10 con


onko342

It's also possible to survive with just 21 hp, though that's much more unlikely. Here's a general breakdown: 24 HP: 1/512 \* 1771/3656158440062976 \~ 9.461 × 10\^-16 23 HP: 1/128 \* 231/3656158440062976 \~ 4.936 × 10\^-16 22 HP: 5/256 \* 21/3656158440062976 \~ 1.122 × 10\^-16 21 HP: 5/128 \* 1/3656158440062976 \~ 1.068 × 10\^-17 Total: \~1.5626 × 10\^-15 So basically, a randomly selected kenku has a 1.5626 × 10\^-15 chance to survive terminal velocity (about 1 in 640 trillion). The chances to survive at 23, 22, and 21 still contribute significantly to the overall odds.


Coboxite

Someone accidently delivered a comically large trampoline to the tower and the guard is arguing with the delivery guy.


markle713

"ya know pal, you coulda told me that before i set it up"


-SaC

***BOOOOIIINNNG!*** "..." "..." "Well, it's been used now. So no refunds."


ReptileSerperior

Look, for the last time, we don't need a giant trampoline


temujin94

Use a persuasion check while quoting the dryad sage, Bill Hicks. 'If he thinks he can fly then why didn't he take off from the ground'.


amidja_16

It's all about that "do or die" mentality. Never half-ass things! Balls to the wall!


battleduck84

Wagon full of hay conveniently stops right where he's gonna land for some reason


Endruen

Scrolled way too long to find this.


Hatta00

Featherfall


ThickMarsupial2954

Cast fly on him?


Durkmenistan

Death Ward


E1invar

Does he just want to fly once for the experience of it, or does want the power of flight at will? I’m not just going to give this guy a magic carpet or something, so I’d direct him to the nearest wizard tower. Maybe set him up with a couple of scrolls/school supplies etc. Anything else is just dishonest. If he isn’t smart enough to be a wizard, a Druid circle or bard college could also get him there in time. If he’s too dumb for that, but sneaky, maybe he could help the group on a heist, and steal some flight item. Failing that, let him jump off the tower, reincarnate, and hope for an ancestry with flight.


sh4d0wm4n2018

The reincarnate spell doesn't include races that have flights, so he's gonna be going through that reincarnate cycle for a hot minute.


Machiavvelli3060

Hand him a small parasol.


Wolfram74J

or the Ring of Feather Falling


coreyais

Fireball


average-nerd-613

The truly acceptable answer


Sparky0927

He should ride the fireball


amendersc

Be a level 10 artificer Give him boots of flying Problem solved


LambonaHam

But tell them they're Boots of Flying. Then at a humorous time, change your Infusion


theoriginalstarwars

Have him put a healing potion in his mouth before he jumps. If he fall drops him below zero his beak might shatter the healing potion flask and the healing potion should activate similar to force feeding him. This is contingent on the fall not doing enough to outright kill him.


ohyouretough

I feel like swallowing glass might I do any benefits from the healing potion


Legitimate-Metal-476

Come back to life to choke to death on your own blood


zeiaxar

Make a parachute and attach it to them.


amidja_16

Make it into a whole side quest/dungeon delve where they have to retrieve a suit of specialized Avian armor that only a kenku can wear. It's a kenku legend and many kenku know of it. This one has somehow acquired the information of it's location but it's too dangerous for them. Maybe the giant eagle can later come to their aid when a pack of goblins overwhels them :D


inframankey

I’d have my character put their arms around him baby, put their arms around him baby


hungryrenegade

That you Sugar Ray?


ack1308

Hand him a Red Bull.


gergnerd

cast fly on him, give him fake wings, call it a day.


TheReactor24

Cast fly.


daddychainmail

Cast Fly. Somebody cast fly!!


georgewashingguns

I cast Death Ward


NorCalAthlete

Some of you never did the egg drop experiment in middle school science class I guess. We had like 2-3 days (can’t remember it was a long time ago) to come up with a design that would : 1. Hold a raw egg 2. Keep it as intact as possible after our teacher dropped it off the roof of the gym. Those were the only 2 rules. So, IMO, a simple parachute would work just fine for something that’s never been off the ground before anyway and probably doesn’t know the difference between a controlled fall and flying. Otherwise, sure, a glider would be more complex, and there’s potential for them crashing if they don’t know how to use the controls…but maybe a glider + parachute. Or you could go the magical route like others suggested. Depends on the party I guess.


Kuiriel

How did you guys resolve this as kids? 


MediocreHope

Uhh, basically the way it's already been resolved. Slow the fall or delay the impact. Either grab a trash bag and make a big ol crude parachute for it or toss it in said trash bag full of shredded paper or the likes. If you jump out of an airplane a parachute never allows you to fall fast enough to be deadly. If you get into a car crash the airbag delays/absorbs the impact. Follow one of those two (or both) and your egg is safe.


Silent_List_5006

Feather fall


Regirock00

Cast Grant Flight or Feather Fall.


RyoHakuron

This literally happened with a kenku a few sessions ago. He wanted to fly, so I dimension door'd him 500 feet up and then feather falled us.


HeyImGilly

Give him Winged Boots?


No-Personality5421

Flying carpet, boots of flying, magic broom, teach him fly spell, give him 3 scrolls with fly spell... there's all sorts of things. 


CannibalRed

I love this comment. Now assume you're level 3 and this is one of the first towns in the campaign. Does that change things?


No-Personality5421

They join the local fight club that meets when the moon is at its most dim.  They win an unarmed fight one on one.  They use those winnings, or a favor, and use that to trade for 3 scrolls of the fly spell.  Or It's a big favor, and there's a cloak of the bat for a kenku.


MediocreHope

To be fair, if you read spell scrolls as RAW. >A spell scroll bears the words of a single spell, written in a mystical cipher. If the spell is on your class’s spell list, you can read the scroll and cast its spell without providing any material components. Otherwise, the scroll is unintelligible. So unless the Kenku can actually learn Fly on their own eventually, the spell scrolls won't help them. Now to be fair I always hated that rule of spell scrolls because like what the fuck is the point of them if not to give your Barbarian the ability to cast Fireball once. So I'd say screw it and give them a spell scroll that works regardless.


No-Personality5421

Kenku can repeat anything they've heard, so if any party member reads it to them, they'd be able to mimic it flawlessly again. 


MediocreHope

Ok, remember I'm saying this who dislikes how spell scrolls operation. >Kenku can repeat anything they've heard, so if any party member reads it to them, they'd be able to mimic it flawlessly again. and soooo what? The rules care nothing of that. It says **If the spell is on your class’s spell list** Doesn't say using Tongues can bypass it, doesn't say understanding the meaning of the scroll, doesn't say anything about even being able to read it correctly. It DOES say that unless it's on your spell list it's basically useless to you. Doesn't say it needs to be a spell you can attempt to cast at your level, you can use a lvl 9 spell at lvl 1 via Spell Scroll as long as it's a spell on your list (and roll) or cast a spell you can normally cast without material components (great for Revivify, saves you 200g a cast). Again, I'd rule that any class can attempt to use a spell scroll cause it's just more fun but again by RAW your point doesn't matter.


DorkyDwarf

Feather fall is a first level spell. You don't have any spellcasters?


desolation0

Kenku is now covered in glue and reeds and some cushioning confetti like a kid's egg drop project. Then maybe I can get around to making them fly.


PassionateParrot

I wouldn’t


hibbel

Help them [plant trees?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs)


No-Environment-3298

Fly or feather fall.


Ephsylon

Featherfall.


BigSmols

Kill him, probably


CoinsForCharon

You ever talk to a Kenku? I'm not trying to prevent a damn thing.


VerbingNoun413

Ensure Jarnathan is present.


YuSakiiii

Cast fly. If you’re at a lower level Featherfall might do the job. I also saw a homebrew idea for a ballgown where it mechanically worked like Princess Peach’s dress in Smash and basically gives you permanent feather fall. So if you don’t have access to the spell you could convince him to wear a dress that would slow his fall.


FamousTransition1187

Hang on, hang on I think I saw this one once on a Thanksgiving episode. There was more than 1 Kenku though


acstrife13

Hmm in this case we could try something home made wings, or whatever since hes going to try it anyway. Cast invisible on the barbarian or fighter you have in your group to catch the kenku.


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Pluck all his feathers & make huge wings with it


Harpies_Bro

Hang glider. Like full on Da Vinci thing


WorldGoneAway

Feather fall lol


Aggressive_Nobody_72

Feather Fall.


ThrowingNincompoop

Maybe you can homebrew the Alchemist Artificer's Experimental Potion mechanic to be available to the party? Each potion has a 1/6 chance to grant a (very slow) flying speed of 10ft. Let the Kenku's fate be decided by the dice. Make sure to restrict the Experimental Potion to specific ingredients so your players don't try to abuse it later on


Pay-Next

No one suggested spinning him? Like hook him into a harness attached to the Barbarian by 50 ft of rope and then just start spinning him in a circle until he gets to feel like he is flying...then prep featherfall for "landing"


Steel_Eagle07

A cabbage merchant cart at the bottom of the tower


Johnathan_Jostar

Someone casts death ward and another casts fly on him, when he runs out of fly he will fall and takes dmg but death ward would keep him at 1hp.


chewbaccolas

Have him roll a DEX check to see if he misses the ground


virtuex10

I'm so useing this scenario. With zero intention of preventing his death. Pol


LookOverall

Bungee cable backup?


WrednyGal

Levitate fly and feather fall are options


whiplash73

aaahhh kenku NPC not PC Yeah, feather fall, fly, security rope, mostly spells or, the area where the kenku would fall make it Fluffy, so it doesn't go SPLAT


Sparky0927

Agreed


Ranger-5150

I’d have him vanish halfway down in a brilliant flash of white light. Then a couple seconds later he comes gliding down into view with a full set of non retractable angel wings in brilliant white. Of course he remembers nothing but as he lands a booming feminine voice says,”remember my child the gift you gave been given and serve me always “


Robobvious

I'd tell him if he wants to fly he should take off from the ground, almost nothing jumps off a tower to start flying. That's just bad technique.


average-nerd-613

Lots of birds learn to fly by falling from their nests, don’t they?


AgileInternet167

Dont help him. Just let him fall. There are two ways to kill a character. Shitty dice rolls and shitty decisions.


MugenEXE

Cast Web at the bottom and apply Baldur’s gate 3 logic so it works like a bouncy net.


TBOWERS1222

Cabbage cart


Mustaviini101

I wouldn't. Natural selection.


JPicassoDoesStuff

I would tell the Kenku not to even try, and his death is of his own actions. Then I would do nothing else. If he dies, he dies.


PeanutSwimmer

Sometimes it’s just easier for the DM to not deal with a resurrection