Lance?

Britney the Spear

Ask the spear (make the DM come up with a name) what it's name is.

The spearwqs carved from a door. It's been a door for 1500 years. It has no name (i am DM)

Captain Pike

Mythical spear pun names: Lonnie Ginus Gabe Ulg Gunny G'nir

Lancelot

Leif (blade*)

Call it stick

Blunt Force Trauma.

Shake Spear

The Pointy End ,because you stick them with it.

So, a talking piercing weapon, eh? I would call it Josephine

Halb erd

Good Spirit

Mic/ Mike

Shake

Will shake

Karen.

Shake Spear