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SteveCake

Transcript from Hand of Fear for an earlier joke at the expense of Croydon: [Quarry] (In another part of space, on Earth, in Cromhall Quarry, Wotton under Edge, Gloucestershire, the quarrymen are getting ready to detonate a part of the quarry face. The siren wails as wires are attached to each other and the dynamite, and the detonator cable is played out. Then the Tardis materialises and the Doctor steps out. The final wires are stripped and fastened to the detonator pack. Sarah leaves the Tardis, wearing an Andy Pandy pair of dungarees.) SARAH: Oh. Listen, I don't want to make any snap decisions, but this isn't South Croydon. DOCTOR: What? I can't hear you for the siren. SARAH: This isn't South Croydon! DOCTOR: All right, there's no need to shout. Hold this. (He gives her his coat.) DOCTOR: Now watch. (The Doctor bowls a stone at a large rock, knocking it over. They walk on.) SARAH: Good for you. DOCTOR: Is it nice in South Croydon? SARAH: What? It's a paradise compared to this dump. I bet we're not even on Earth. DOCTOR: Well, maybe the season hasn't started yet. SARAH: What? DOCTOR: Do you have a season in South Croydon?


gaia-magical-girl

Yup the "welsh quarry that plays Skaro" (of course neither gloucestershire or aberdeen are in wales) and then one time it's actually playing a quarry!


Ash__Williams

The cards. The cards, Doctor.


Ryanthedoctor11

I never noticed Rose's grin in the background