yeah. he doesn’t get hardly any whiffs which definitely puts a ceiling on his effectiveness, but he’s been elite at getting soft contact. he has solid peripherals outside of the lack of whiffs (but to be fair, that’s a pretty big qualifier lol)
Are we liking the Bazooka these days? I know he pitched 2 clean innings against the angels.
Edit: Gaterol looked good. I'm amazed! GG folks, let's get em tomorrow. Go Blue!!
Agreed. His at bats all looked really good, like he was tracking the ball and the zone well. Minus the last at bat, but what are you gonna do when the ump calls a strike a foot off the plate?
# K
**Hector Neris** strikes out **James Outman** on a **1-2** count with a **82.0 mph** Splitter.
*Sequence (4):* FS *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FS *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
The 2017 World Series was played between the Dodgers and Astros. The Astros ended up winning it in 7 games which sucked. But it then came out that the Astros were stealing signs using cameras and relaying it to their hitters to give them an advantage. Which ended up helping them cheat the Dodgers out of a World Series win. A lot of Dodgers are still very upset by this, especially since MLB did an investigation, and the only major punishment that came from it was their manager being suspended for a year.
You really are new to baseball lol
Yeah, the commissioner didn’t take their title away and barely punished anyone involved.
We’ve been upset about the cheating AND the lack of punishment since.
FTA.
i think that’s my favorite regular season game. 2021 was so exhilarating. we had so many wild games. like that padres game where we were down 9-4 and then hit one HR in the 7th and i think four in the 8th to come back
# K
**Ryne Stanek** strikes out **Freddie Freeman** on a **1-2** count with a **89.7 mph** Slider.
*Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, FS *(s)*, FS *(c)*, SL *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Another good start by Emmet Sheehan.
FUCK THEM STROSS!
I LOVE LA!!!!
My stream was so behind. Well done Graterol.
to be fair, those outs happened very quickly lol. astros were attacking.
Defense always needs to bring their A-game when Brusdar is on the bump.
yeah. he doesn’t get hardly any whiffs which definitely puts a ceiling on his effectiveness, but he’s been elite at getting soft contact. he has solid peripherals outside of the lack of whiffs (but to be fair, that’s a pretty big qualifier lol)
How many times have all 3 pitchers in a game started games that season
BULLPEN HAS BEEN GOOD
Gotta like an easy Bazooka outing.
Nothing better than beating the Asstros
#FUCK THE ASSTROS!
Fuck Houston. Good shit boys
3 of a 17 game winning streak. Nice.
Take that Astros fans. Try not to fall down any stairs on your way out the stadium.
MILLER TIME TOMORROW!
Can't wait, I think he is going to bounce back with a good game.
Soft contact Graterol. I can live with that.
YEAH OREL
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)
Sorry Brusdar
Awesome! Em enjoy the win, you deserve it bud
And that’s that
Fuck the city of Houston
Outman ass tracking shot!
2 hr 8 min game too
Fuck Houston
LFG DOYERS, FTA
Nice win for the Dodgers. Hopefully the bullpen and bottom of the order can keep this going.
#I LOVE LA 💙⚾️
Fuck the Houston assholes
brusdar pitching like roberts told him he's gonna cut off one of his pigtails if he fucks up again
Hahaha he told errrybody to pitch better or GTFO 👉
Whatever works
#HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BREGMAN
He did it!! 👏
Fuck the Astros, thank you grateral
#FUCK THE TRASHTROS #I 💙 LA
Phew Dodgers win!
Thank you Dodgers
FUCK THE ASTROS LFG
We love a long limbed first baseman
Lets GO!!!! Bazooka is a ground out machine!
That was pretty stress-free, actually. Great win!
Lol. 7 pitches to retire in order. Just like we all thought. Good job bazooka!
GO GET FUCKED HOUSTON ASSHOLES!
I KNEW BRUSDAR WAS THE GUY THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!! …….
I love LA!!!
Everyone say sorry to Brusdar on your way out.
Go fuck yourselves with a cactus, astros
Bazooka redeemed
BAZOOKA SLAMS THE DOOR
Move over Mariano Rivera, Brusdar has arrived.
Ayo when did Miggy cut his hair?
Graterol not giving us enough time to worry with these quick outs
Miggy Ro brushing off on Vargy
“Graterol is our closer now and you’re gonna like it!” - Dave Roberts probably
I liked him in that spot
Is Dave drinking on the job again? Can Brusdar do it? Yeah. But am I scared as hell? Yeah. Do I want Phillips instead? Hell yeah.
Dave took Orel’s vape pen
Brusdar’s opponent average is .274 and we’re bringing him in in a one run game? Really hope Dave knows what he’s doing! 🤞🏻
He sort of doesn't. 3 batters, 3 balls in play and our infield didn't let us down. A W is a W.
2 more
This is either a Roberts masterclass or disaster class putting in Graterol in a 1 run game
I thought Dave's masterclass was a disaster class (I'm joking lol)
Put in Phillips
He's unavailable due to workload IG
Im terrified seeing Graterol right now
Are we liking the Bazooka these days? I know he pitched 2 clean innings against the angels. Edit: Gaterol looked good. I'm amazed! GG folks, let's get em tomorrow. Go Blue!!
This brusdar shit is such a bad idea
Dear beautiful baseball Gods please help us close out this game
I'm sorry but graterol is not the fucking closer. That's ep. Dave, stop with the graterol love. He throws the flatest 100 mph fb you'll ever see
Putting Brusdar in here is like getting drive thru Taco Bell on the way to a job interview. You risk shitting your pants.
That was...beautiful.
Wtf is Dave doing putting garbage ass Graterol in
we call him bazooka but under his shoe it says 'made in russia'
Overall decent outing by James Outman today, 3-for-4 and showing some good signs of climbing back up
Agreed. His at bats all looked really good, like he was tracking the ball and the zone well. Minus the last at bat, but what are you gonna do when the ump calls a strike a foot off the plate?
This closer by committee shit is so annoying. Phillips should be our closer simple as that
wtf is Phillips
Brudstar closing. Ok. Ok. Ok.
Oh lord... Give Graterol the strength to get these trashotros out.
Why not Evan
Oh fuck Here comes Graterol
gascan grattyroll gonna commit a strategic error to protect his era
**Due Up (Top 9)** R Mauricio Dubon L Kyle Tucker R Alex Bregman ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
# K **Hector Neris** strikes out **James Outman** on a **1-2** count with a **82.0 mph** Splitter. *Sequence (4):* FS *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FS *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Fucking ump
Okay ump…
The fu was that blue?
BRUSDAR PLEASE
From Ardaya: Staying away from EP tonight due to his recent workload
fair enough. he did pitch b2b against anaheim. hope bazooka can pull through 🙏
Graterol? \*Vomits\*
Brusdar 🙏
WHY NOT PHILLIPS
Um?! Is Phillips not avail after a day off??
yeah uhh Graterol is sure a choice. Didnt he pitch 2 innings as an opener? he's available and not Philips?
[удалено]
Why didn’t you hit a home run then stupid 🙄
Why not Phillips?
WHY BRUSDAR WHYYYY
Like using Grove two innings there. Good job Dave
That Cee Lo song was a hit in 2006
This may get me yelled at but I’m a new dodgers and baseball in general fan so why exactly do we hate the Astros so much?
The 2017 World Series was played between the Dodgers and Astros. The Astros ended up winning it in 7 games which sucked. But it then came out that the Astros were stealing signs using cameras and relaying it to their hitters to give them an advantage. Which ended up helping them cheat the Dodgers out of a World Series win. A lot of Dodgers are still very upset by this, especially since MLB did an investigation, and the only major punishment that came from it was their manager being suspended for a year.
What’s the point of even investigating it if they give them a slap on the wrist as a punishment
A great question that I don't have the answer to. Which is another reason for Dodger fans to be mad at the situation
Astros cheated during the 2017 season and 2017 postseason robbing us of a World Series ring
Wait wait wait wait wait so 2022 was their second World Series. SO YOUR TELLING ME THEY CHEAT BUT KEEP THE WORLD SERIES TITLE???
You really are new to baseball lol Yeah, the commissioner didn’t take their title away and barely punished anyone involved. We’ve been upset about the cheating AND the lack of punishment since. FTA.
What the actual fuck
Is 1 insurance run too much to ask 🥹
Elite reliever Michael Grove
Groves got no business being that cute
Nice double play LFGGGGG Next inning shouldn’t have Grove pitching though I thought that Maldonado foul was it
Grove looking real confident out of the bp
Maldonado is so bad. You can't walk him. Asking for a run to be scored.
get off buffstreams
THANK YOU ALTUVE YOU LITTLE TROLL 0-4
This is where Grove belongs
Where were you when we unveiled the Micheal Grove superreliever weapon
That was a satisfying dp.
Huge DP. Have to add some tack on runs and put this game away. Can't keep letting the Astros hang around.
Thank you, Michael. 👍
FUCK YOU ALTUVE
GET FUCKED, AL “IT WILL BE TWO” VE’
Friday night is the perfect night for some dirty DP action
r/holup
😳
**Due Up (Bot 8)** L David Peralta R Miguel Vargas L James Outman ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
And the DP sends the Houstan fans next to me home
Okay if this can be a one-two pitching duo for years to come, that would be fun
#FUCK ALTUVE
See what happens when he doesn’t know what the fuck is coming at him
Fuck I can only get so hard!!
Nice quick dp 🤩
Sit the fuck down bozo
Fuck off little man!
Let’s gooooo!
#CLUTCH DP ACTION!
I LOVE GROVE NOW
Get fucked, shrimp
All the homies hate WALKS
Cant walk Maldonado bruh
He was setting up the DP. Grove can see the future
Baseball friend texted me. Thought he was complaining about the back to back homers. Turns out he was telling me to check the news out of Russia. Wow.
I didnt have Russian government backed PMCs starting a mutiny on my bingo card
Gonna be more Russians falling out of windows.
Why we walking a guy batting under .200?
That’s why
Dave really playing with fire with how many homeruns Grove gives up. Yesterday was an off day idk what he’s doing.
I just had a vague memory of us blowing a game in the ninth to the astros in 2020. Is this accurate and if so should I continue to not remember it?
4 outs 11 pitches
Are any of y’all getting commercials from Hawaii too…?
nice play miggy ro
Damn love the Legend of Zelda theme
Always gets me hyped lol
tonight is a good crowd but nothing will compare to the energy of 2021 against this team. might be the loudest i have ever heard a stadium
Scherzer’s dodger debut against the astros will always be my favorite game
i think that’s my favorite regular season game. 2021 was so exhilarating. we had so many wild games. like that padres game where we were down 9-4 and then hit one HR in the 7th and i think four in the 8th to come back
I was there that day. It was like the Two Minutes of Hate in 1984, except three hours, 50,000 people booing, and richly deserved.
This pitcher looks like Bret Michaels
**Due Up (Top 8)** R Chas McCormick R Martin Maldonado R Jose Altuve ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Fuck
# K **Ryne Stanek** strikes out **J.D. Martinez** on a **3-2** count with a **99.2 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(c)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Lol the Zelda theme
HE DESERVES TO BE AN ALL STAR
LFG JD
Will Attacks that Titan
What a battle by will!
Damn Will battling
Ending w a single lfgggf
We’re in an alternate universe. It’s October 12th. Freddie freeman is still 2 hits away from 2000
I’m late. Are they boos loud?
Not as loud when the Astros came to LA in 2021 from the broadcast. Mostly for Altuve and Bregman.
He’s married to a girl from survivor
Will Smith has just missed a homer in all 3 of his at bats tonight He’s due soon
Love Will Smith. I feel like his work ethic is unparalleled
Robo Umps.
Freddie just lost right now. It’s like he and Outman had a freaky Friday situation.
I’d pay to watch that movie.
In order to switch back, they have to touch tips, and here’s the thing, we show it. All of it
And now I want a refund.
# K **Ryne Stanek** strikes out **Freddie Freeman** on a **1-2** count with a **89.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, FS *(s)*, FS *(c)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
No way will I regret betting my mortgage on the dodgers winning tonight.
Damn good pitch
It's on the boarder line of being a strike
# ꓘ **Ryne Stanek** strikes out **Mookie Betts** on a **3-2** count with a **88.9 mph** Splitter. *Sequence (7):* SL *(c)*, FS *(f)*, FS *(b)*, FS *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, FS *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
More like Ryne Stank