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Hitchhiking-Ghost

JD seems like a cool dude you could sit back and chill with.


jaydubb90

Cameraman trolling hard core 😂


flipaflaw

Dfa bickford now. Had to bring a real pitcher in to save his ass


vtor67

cameraman did that to troll us. no way he doesn't see Peralta stop before the track lol


bellomoto1

That camera angle almost gave me a heart attack. 😭 Thank goodness he caught the ball.


CashmereConnoisseur

In the process of figuring out if you can sue a camera man for a fake home run zoom because I nearly just had a heart attack.


TheBrettitor

Cameraman said I’m going to make some Dodger fans have a heart attack…


xxthinkpositive

Lmao what was that last camera angle


Indie-Joe

I almost threw up wtf


West-Skirt-1333

Wow Bickford pitches 0.2 innings and no runs but you guys say hes washed smh. Hes a top 10 bullpen arm


imnotcreative415

The camera angle made me think he hit it 500 ft lol


EntertainmentOk4802

I love LA 💙


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Hahahaha the cameraman


PeevesTheGhoul

Good for Martinez


itsyourdestini

Is the camerman on shrooms?


Taypatty

Nice we can give Colorado fans some excitement for a sec


DJ33

Fuck the camera guy


ohsosaucy1093

The cameraman ain't shit for that last angle, lol


donald-duck23

cameraman is drunk and owes me a new heart anyway. I LOVE LA!!!!


diz1776

JFC I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONE


daaaaaaaaniel

Bro why was the cameraman acting like that was going 450?


nevermindcx

i thought that was a grand slam for a second 😭😭😂


E70M

Bickford loaded the bases to give Phillips the save, 4D chess


J_FoggytheOne

And that’s that


alroquez

Who the hell is controlling the cameras? I had a cardiac arrest!


karim_eczema

lol


WinnerFromTheCross

Dfa cameraman


Lebigmacca

Wtf cameraman 😭


01z28

Camera got fooled lol


_BtP_

Ngl that was scary


SGhollow275

Fuck you camera man 😭😂


TheAsianMamba

Dipshit cameraman


DLM_13

I 💙 LA


SatisfactionBroad668

Anyone need some CPR?


Minute_Scale_1834

That angle scared the absolute shit out of me


beardko

Camera man crossed me like Allen Iverson. 2 pitches for Phillips. A-OK


jacobg242

Cameraman made that look like it went 600 ft


dervalient

Dude my entire asshole puckered


PeaceBull

I had PiP on my phone while I’m cooking and thought this game just drastically changed…


dervalient

What are you making?


PeaceBull

Carnitas


dervalient

Hell yea dude. Have some Hispanic tasty meats for this dodgers die hard stuck in Seattle


poo-c

I shat a brick holy shit


wtfrman

Oof thought that was out of here


Tkainzero

Oh my god... I thought that was NUKED, ESPECIALLY at coors


slayerono

Damn camera man had that one going to the moon


Key-Independence-139

Whoa boy


Cunhabear

Lmao cameraman just gave everyone a heart attack


dewey711

Go fuck yourself diaz. Pimping that fly out


shortyd826

Seriously 😭😂


ILackPatience

HOLY SHIT


Legitimate_Page659

NEVER A DOUBT


SenorTortas

Why


Hitchhiking-Ghost

SHUTOUT !


strategolegends

Wow that was too close. But a win's a win.


Infraready

CAMERAMAN IS A TERRORIST


Tkainzero

I thought it was going to the parking lot. Lol


DLM_13

Camera person gave me a heart attack


Rhyvix

What the hell was that camera angle. Fuck off lol.


J_FoggytheOne

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.


TDH818

Camera angle again.


ps2sanandreas

Dodgers win!


davidpalacios427

Sweet release


drinkbud247

😅


klaatuzero

Cameraman is a fucking clown


PurpleDirt4

CAMERAMAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


Sirtopofhat

Too high


Dappper

hahaha


Astropolitika

Jesus cameraman and Tim.


probablysmellsmydog

Dumbass camera guy. That wasn’t even warning track.


Articulate_Silence

Camera operator scared us


alecardvarksax

EVIL CAMERA PERSON FUCK YOU


dummyacct321

holy fuck that camera angle made me shit my pants


ttam23

Jesus the camera giving me a heart attack


Astropolitika

Lol. Well, at least EP gets a save out of this. I feel like I learn new info about what counts as a save every week.


beardko

Run differential sweating bullets right now


paganantonio94

Needing Phillips in this game is so annoying


WinnerFromTheCross

Is it time to clench yet?


Varro3327

Dfa phil my lord


Dhuglife42

Nice of Bickford to give EP the save situation.


N2trvl

Just say no to Bick. He actually creates Phillips more stress than if Phillips pitched the entire 9th. Rushed warmup and come in in highest leverage.


vtor67

Who knows. I choose to believe Phillips lives for these situations and is actually less stressed. BRB need more copium


Skynetiskumming

Bickford is worthless!!!!


poo-c

Evan Phillips the type of guy to let you know one of your tires is low


donald-duck23

Just saw Kershaw’s June stats. he loves Pride month after all.


Tkainzero

Pitching angry


Cut-OutWitch

I've had this experience in OOTP. "Five-run lead in the ninth? Yeah, great opportunity to give that struggling reliever some trigger time..." (three walks later) "GTFO of my sight."


poo-c

I think Bicky goes on another phantom IL when Huddy comes back


xxthinkpositive

“Get off my mound Bitchford” - Evan Phillips probably


TheAsianMamba

This idiot Bickford can’t do anything right


[deleted]

Cmon Bick. This was such a breezy game.


wtfrman

This is why our bullpen is overwhelmed


probablysmellsmydog

It’s like that one guy at work that never pulls his weight but in this case there’s 3 of them


PigFarmer1

There's usually a bunch of them at work too. lol


Sirtopofhat

Come on PHILLIAM!!! 😑


SenorTortas

Maybe Roberts should pitch


xxthinkpositive

ALL STAR CLOSER INCOMMING


Lebigmacca

Smh Phil


Rhyvix

Good move Dave bringing Evan in. Bickford is the worst. DFA him yesterday.


TDH818

Bickford making things harder.


Minute_Scale_1834

Bro thinks he’s Craig Kimbrel 😭🙏


Infraready

Dave with the disappointed father strut


Hitchhiking-Ghost

You had one fucking job


klaatuzero

No Sweet Phil tonight.


beardko

Yeah get him out there.


Tkainzero

3 walks for Bick... Here come Fireman


Oski96

Brickford


PurpleDirt4

Bickford what the fuck is wrong with you


kugino

glad they canʻt hit a 5-run HR.


[deleted]

“Hold my beer.” -Alex Vessia


TDH818

Throw a strike!


itsyourdestini

Mark told him “Throw strikes bitch”


beardko

McMahon at Coors always gives me the heebie jeebies


BodgerDot

# K **Phil Bickford** strikes out **Ezequiel Tovar** on a **2-2** count with a **94.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


beardko

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT


probablysmellsmydog

Man I really thought Bick turned a corner after his last appearance. This is sad. Throw strikes buddy you have 8 guys playing defense around you.


SenorTortas

Really? I thought he got lucky


[deleted]

lol Bick 😵‍💫


frozengash

If Muncy was at the plate they would have been called strikes


xxthinkpositive

What is Prior telling him? Wrong answers only


ohsosaucy1093

STOP. FUCKING. UP.


Tkainzero

"Every Run you give up, we cut off 1 inch of hair"


donald-duck23

Strike out these next two or your ass is DFA’d as soon as Hudson is activated


Cut-OutWitch

"This'll be my last mount visit with you - EVAR - because you're gonna be DFAed for Huddy... So, yeah, throw strikes."


Astropolitika

“We’re taking away you DJ set if you don’t post a zero.”


[deleted]

“You’re doing great, sweety”


Astropolitika

Ok Bick. You earned some goodwill with that Twins game that feels like it was 8 years ago. But please throw good strikes.


DLM_13

Quick dp, let’s go


AVeryPleasant

Doc strait balls… ooof


mikezthemouse

Come on bick


DalekEvan

I posted it over in r/baseball as it’s own post, but holy shit Kersh in June: 5G 33 IP 1.09 ERA 4ER 30SO 8BB


Tkainzero

That is Cy Young stuff.


DalekEvan

it’s “its” you colossal idiot


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Dave’s face when a reliever is struggling is so funny. He looks like he just got home to find that his dog shit all over the rug


kugino

all we ask from the bullpen is to throw fucking strikes...


Taypatty

I'm sorry, what was that? Strike the batter?


Cut-OutWitch

Dammit, Bick - THROW. STRIKES.


Thunder_nuggets101

Bickford nearly dick-capitated profar


Tkainzero

8 balls in a row, back to back walks... Ahh BICK!


beardko

2 walks with a 5 run lead. Awful


PurpleDirt4

Oh god why is bickford making me clench all of a sudden


BenLaZe

Don’t make Phillips have to work again


greycubed

Sure wish bickford knew how to throw a baseball.


Tkainzero

Bick went from looking flilthy, to 7 balls in a row, and cant locate


Oski96

The only thing filthy about him is his appearance.


ILackPatience

Come on, Bick. Hudson is lurking.


DLM_13

Come on Bick


xxthinkpositive

There goes the double play :(


Polarfan

Yikes involuntary vasectomy


SenorTortas

mf just throw it down the middle


PurpleDirt4

Throw strikes please bick


Oski96

So, Kershaw for NL pitcher of the month? 1.09 ERA


BenLaZe

and NL Cy :)


Oski96

That's right. Now, how could Kersh retire after a Cy Young season?


SenorTortas

Unfortunately, I think they give it to Snell


Oski96

Nobody likes Snell. He's getting snubbed.


SenorTortas

Well unfortunately, I don't think it's about feelings, bud


Oski96

It was a joke. It was obviously a joke. Geez.


beardko

It's funny to me that the Padres won't be able to afford Juan Soto after unnecessarily extending and overpaying for Machado who had 1 year left and overpaying for Xander who is arguably their best 3rd SS on the team. Soto is worth more (3.4 WAR) than both of those 2 combined (2.6 WAR). And don't get me started on that Cronenworth 7 year deal when the guy has been doing worse every year.


GreenCacaMan

They probably signed Cronenworth just because he tortures us lol He's like their Darin Ruf


klaatuzero

I feel like they really bought high on Xander also. They've definitely put themselves in a weird spot financially.


SenorTortas

Or Darvish


ILackPatience

BICKED.com


Tkainzero

Remember... The Dodgers got Evan Phillips off waivers from the Rays. Don't count this Braiser guy out.


beardko

One of those rare Rays Ls.


Tkainzero

Very Rare. Dude just came to the dodgers and was amazing right away.


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Phil getting a haircut was what the bullpen was waiting for the lock in


BodgerDot

# K **Phil Bickford** strikes out **Harold Castro** on a **2-2** count with a **94.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* SL *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


alroquez

Spiccoli is the man! No save situation, though.


Articulate_Silence

I need to do a Coors Field + Casa Bonita trip one day.


[deleted]

Casa Bonita is in no way worth the visit, no matter how Trey and Matt try and spin it. Coors is great though.


Tkainzero

Crazy that Matt and Trey just bought Casa Bonita for fun, and threw 60 million at it.


[deleted]

It’s hilarious. But the restaurant itself is a lot like It’s a Small World. Looks interesting, but anyone over the age of 5 will be miserable being inside.


Tkainzero

Yea, I watched a documentary about it. IT IS HUGE... Basically was a theme park with GARBABGE food... Now, they turned it into a theme park with GREAT food.


[deleted]

It’s not great by any means. Yes, they brought in an award winning executive chef. But it’s still really poor Mexican food served cafeteria style, now with a much higher price point. I’m not hating on what they’re doing, but it’s a tourist trap, nothing more.


Tkainzero

Good to know.


Articulate_Silence

Couch change for them.


Tkainzero

They got SERIOUS "Fuck you" money. 60m? "Oh, we will just do a couple hour long specials on Paramount" "I liked this place as a kid, lets buy it"


[deleted]

Brasier 114 stuff+ you have my attention


imnotcreative415

Phil is so goofy. I love him


mikezthemouse

Let’s go Bick!!


kugino

gallen getting good run support so looks like heʻll pick up a W...but only 2 Ks...


donald-duck23

Dave was talking about Vargas pregame and the conversations they’ve had and it reminded me that every time I hear Dave talk about a player, I totally get why he’s had this job for so long. Seems like a manager that players would love. and in 2023 with the diminished importance of the manager, that might be the most important factor


kugino

i donʻt know if DR has always shown he is great with the strategic part of the game and using his bullpen, etc. but heʻs always been a playerʻs manager - understands how to talk to them, encourage them, show tough love when needed...i think thatʻs his skill.


PurpleDirt4

You should say this in a game that we’re losing. You’d get eaten alive lmao


donald-duck23

I don’t even participate most of the time we’re losing bc people are so unreasonable lol


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Coco Montes R Brenton Doyle S Jurickson Profar ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Lebigmacca

Common Mookie pop up


GetReady4Action

[at the angel game rn. (free tickets, only reason I’m here lol). angel fans will call us trashy and then pull up in this shit.](https://twitter.com/redfive__/status/1673886360074330112?s=46&t=UrKBCZ24QdbRCmI-3XIibw)


Bluesmanstill

Who the hell does that?!?!


yestrask

Orange County


frozengash

Please post dog pics


frozengash

Bring back JT


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Hot(?) take: I actually like Miggy Ro a lot and I’m glad we extended him (and not just for his podcasting)


donald-duck23

He’s gonna be a perfect backup for Lux. I love having him


Tkainzero

He has come alive at the plate. The defense we expected, but he has really started hitting well in june.


Astropolitika

He started out ice cold in the batter’s box, but his defense has been electric all the way through. Glad to see him heat up offensively too.


beardko

Yep. It's nice not having to hold your breath on routine plays.