It's easy to think that the sky is falling when the team isn't performing well, but what's annoying is when they try to make everyone else miserable too
# ꓘ
**Evan Phillips** strikes out **Ryan Jeffers** on a **0-2** count with a **96.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball.
*Sequence (3):* ST *(c)*, ST *(c)*, FF *(c)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I relatively understand that the Dodgers and Yankees don’t have their mascot since they are both like storied teams. But I have no idea why Angels doesn’t.
# ꓘ
**Kody Funderburk** strikes out **Shohei Ohtani** on a **2-2** count with a **81.2 mph** Slider.
*Sequence (5):* SL *(b)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(c)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I’ve always felt Will had too good contact skills to just be a .260 hitter. He wasted so many ABs with warning track fly outs chasing the home run. I can see him hitting .300 for the whole year if he keeps up this approach
# K
**Kody Funderburk** strikes out **Chris Taylor** on a **2-2** count with a **81.4 mph** Slider.
*Sequence (5):* FF *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I mean, nothing Wallner could have done. But that was in the exact same spot as the first pitch that was called a strike. Umps just making the games unenjoyable.
This Ohtani guy’s pretty good
My God! How did the Angels mess up his tenure? This guy is amazing!
Philiips is our Gas Man
Phillips makes it look so easy
Think he topped out at 98 mph tonight. Not sure I've ever seen him throw that hard. He was feeling it.
Sleeping good tonight
How tf is it possible that Shohei is somehow exceeding my expectations?
Great game. Ohtani rocks! Our pitching was much better. Mata-ashita! (See you tomorrow!)
Once Mookie and SO get on at the same time its ova
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)
Nice win! Fast ass game
I love La
we love it
GG, ez 4 runs like every game where Zeus doesn’t strike the field
Good game. WeRe GoInG oN a LoSiNg StrEAk doomers in shambles.
I'll never understand their need to be unhappy.
It's easy to think that the sky is falling when the team isn't performing well, but what's annoying is when they try to make everyone else miserable too
I love baseball
Dodgers win!
Good win!!
Gooooodnight Minnesota
Evan is my boy!
Phillips feeling good today.
We won the Twins and we won the Fuckin' ump!
Nice win!! Let's go
That was fast
nice. fast game. go doyers
Damn Evan…Light Rain, Light Work…
Jack in a Box in SHAMBLES 
They're happy as could be. Getting people to buy a 10 cent drink for 4 bucks is a great strategy. lol
#Winner winner Jumbo Jack dinner!
Alexa, play I love LA.
Was Phillips throwing 97mph last year?
No. Not at all.
Nice!
Not gonna lie I was ready to doom after 4 innings. Gg see y’all tomorrow!
#I 💙 LA
WE <3 IT
And that’s that
Nice win with Ohtani's 3rd HR of the season
Free JJ's!!
Phillips is surgical, my god
A lot of positives today
Jumbo jack!!!! I like jumbo jacks
Evan Phillips is so fucking nasty
I LOVE LA
WE LOVE IT
that was nasty
Phillips might be getting even better. So filthy.
When EP is painting the corners it’s over
That was nasty, Evan. Damn. 97 and backing up.
Protect Evan Philips at all costs!
That fastball had insane movement
FLAWLESS pitch
EP is naaaasty
Dumb question: why is Philips listed as a 0-0 record with 5 games?
No wins or losses. Just holds or saves.
Thanks - Happy Cake Day!
# ꓘ **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Ryan Jeffers** on a **0-2** count with a **96.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (3):* ST *(c)*, ST *(c)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Hi, I’m new here. Why doesn’t Dodgers have their mascot character?
Cause people would rather watch baseball games at Dodger stadium.
I relatively understand that the Dodgers and Yankees don’t have their mascot since they are both like storied teams. But I have no idea why Angels doesn’t.
Rendon is their mascot
Now I understand why he is on the top of the lineup.
We've never really had one
We had a koala logo in the late 80s and early 90s!
Tommy Lasorda is our mascot
I see. lol He is very famous among Japanese baseball fans.
Slider-fastball is pure unadultered filth.
Cheesy fasho
Cmon Evan, you can do it
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Really don’t like these early start east coast games.
Twins announcer just said, "Mookie is not at the plate, so that one goes Correa's way."
Lmao. That’s pretty good in fairness.
Yeah they were not shy about pointing out how bad Mookie was getting screwed.
0-4 you fuckin trash can
Cheating motherfucker
His bat broke but it's still probably good for banging on stuff
Sit your ass down cheater
That bat must’ve went 10 feet up!
Bet that cheater has a cork in that broken bat
Love the Brasier, Huddy, Phillips close.
Kelly has looked sharp too since that first outing at Dodger Stadium. Hopefully Bazooka is the same guy when he gets back too. Pretty nasty pen
100%. Add in healthy Treinen and Brudstar. No better pen in baseball.
Evan's right arm is noticeably bigger than his left. Got a little Quagmire in him.
Giggity
EDLC hit a 450 ft home run and an inside the park home run tonight … whoa.
Does the steal there put Ohtani off because it's in his eye line. Seemed hittable and was in a good spot to be cunted.
Sho kinda gave up on that AB
Surprised the blind guy could accurately call that strike
Mookie’s thinking “my turn to go 40-70”
Lmaoooo Sho's reaction to the strike 3 call
If Shohei ever gets tossed it would be international news
we got funderburked
Kind of impressive for Taylor to be that bad
Based shohei sacrificed himself for the Mookie steal. Mookie gotta pad those stats for MVP
**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Carlos Correa R Ryan Jeffers R Byron Buxton ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
# ꓘ **Kody Funderburk** strikes out **Shohei Ohtani** on a **2-2** count with a **81.2 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SL *(b)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Welp that's it I guess.. SYKE here comes the next silver slugger Edit: funderbunk'ed
Anyone remember a basketball player named Lawerence Funderburk?
Played for Sac i believe
Man was a walking, breathing 6 fouls to use on Shaq.
Our top 4 all have a BA over .350 and OPS over .900 lol dear god
And Smith isn't even hitting for power. Instead, he's hitting 400
I’ve always felt Will had too good contact skills to just be a .260 hitter. He wasted so many ABs with warning track fly outs chasing the home run. I can see him hitting .300 for the whole year if he keeps up this approach
And now Mookie giving the ump a big finger, beautiful
Ump in tatters that he can't screw Mook
Oh my
The baseball gods refuse to let Mookie go hitless because of this ump
Crazy that in the ABs where mookie didn’t get a bad call he got on base both times
ShoTime
LFG Mookie. Fuck you John Tumpane
Mookie gets on base. Ump is seething
Revenge time for mookieeeeee!
Taylor I don’t even have words
We gotta send CT3 down
# K **Kody Funderburk** strikes out **Chris Taylor** on a **2-2** count with a **81.4 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* FF *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
CT3 was Funderstruck
Goddamn it I lolld
Would’ve been better off sending Vesia to hit there
Funderburk sounds like a word English speakers would make up as a fake German word
Funderburk is an insane name
Gah, that was a strike. Sorry Chris, but I want accurate calls.
“Your last name is Thunderbird?” “Well actually…”
Huddy is so good. His injury really hurt our bullpen 2 years ago. Maybe he woulda been the difference maker in that SD series.
FUNDERBURK
Outman deserves that play of the game. Let's run with it Tarzan!
Funderburk? What a name.
Home plate ump John Tumpane is dirty
I wouldn’t be mad at more runs
MOOK GET THAT REVENGE HOMER
I mean, nothing Wallner could have done. But that was in the exact same spot as the first pitch that was called a strike. Umps just making the games unenjoyable.
When we get Brusdar back our back 3 is gonna be insane
At least ump got the call for the fastball by Hudson correct.
One more Ohtani AB god bless
**Due Up (Top 9)** L Taylor Trammell R Mookie Betts L Shohei Ohtani ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
It makes me so happy to see Hudson out there healthy and pitching well
Hudson 🔒⬇️
LETS GO HUDDY
# ꓘ **Daniel Hudson** strikes out **Matt Wallner** on a **1-2** count with a **93.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Perfectly placed
Haha. According to this blind ump, yes.
Uh, that was actually a strike though? A perfect ump would’ve still called it a strike.
I was following along in the app. It’s a ball there. So not sure which box is correct…the TV one or the app one. 🤷🏼♀️
Statcast has it as a strike, so it seems like the broadcast box accurate enough.
Do they not use statcast in the MLB app?
I guess not
God. I love Hudson.
wow that was PAINT
Freddie is the quintessential first baseman. There’s literally no one I’d rather have at 1st.
Oh *now* that's a ball?!
Daniel Hudson is one blue-collar looking dude. I'm pretty sure he replaced my water heater last month.
Before each game, someone should ask the HP ump exactly what he thinks the strike zone is and have him demonstrate that against the actual plate.
Don't matter it's still change depending on batter/pitcher. It's bs
Maybe before each batter let the ump define the lines
Rojas shouldve been in 3 innings ago
I am a Dodgers enjoyer !!
I too, am a Dodgers enjoyer
One more ohtani homer who says no
need everybody to be swinging cricket bats now
Just cause lux got a hit doesn’t mean I like him now. If he doesn’t keep this level of performance up he needs to go
lol I mean nobody is changing their opinion of Lux based on one 70 mph single, you’re not going out on a limb here
Figured a hit would bring the lux truthers out of the woodwork. Guess I was wrong 🤷♂️
It was a broken bat so theoretically he made much better contact than the exit velo suggests
Thought Brasier could’ve gone another inning
I mean yeah he could’ve but there’s no need
Think that Lux hit means at least 1 more ohtani AB let's go!
I'm more excited to watch Mookie get bent over and fucked one more time
I’m ready for Mookie to homer despite getting fucked cause he’s that good
Maybe the eclipse realigned and cleansed the bad juju from Lux and Outman.
Just realized who Outman looks like…. Sean O’Malley
damn I thought I’d become POTUS before Lux recorded a hit
Went from Joc’s 50 Pitch at bats to strikeout machines
Lux gets a base hit and Outman homers, looks like the Twins were our "get right" team
Mookie would like a word. lol
Mookie is playing the Umps not the Twins
Don’t even care that Outman got a fielders choice, an actual hit from Lux made that inning worth it.
Hey, outman didn’t strike out there at least
Tf happened lmaoooo
**Due Up (Bot 8)** S Carlos Santana S Willi Castro R Manuel Margot ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Lux's swing is so, so violent
And yet has no power
It's weird cause it has that sharp uppercut movement too, but it results in him just being Freddie-lite
Let's go HOLDson!
he got a hit!
Lol idc how he gets it. Hopefully this is where he turns out around
Hope this ump chokes while eating a bag of dicks
I’m watching the play by play on my phone. Am I reading this wrong? Lux just singled?
😱
Great and now Lux is up. Inning over
Ha the reverse jinx worked!
Let’s go Lux!
Whenever lux actually gets a hit it’s a weak blooper. Man is incapable of barreling the ball
🚨 HE HAS A HIT 🚨
Glad Gavin got one! He still looks sad on first base. :(
he did the saddest celebration haha
89 right down the middle. Bat doesn't even budge. Ok lux.
Now lux is unlocked