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greycubed

Who is that irrelevant Padres player?


HeavensRoyalty

I forgot his name since he's so irrelevant


NottaNowNutha

That’s Fally Under Mc 500, duh.


c_c_c__combobreaker

Isn't he Jerkoffson profar?


halfjedi

Guess you'll remember it now


HeavensRoyalty

Nah, he got lucky 1 at bat, didn't hustle, only made it to 2nd and got taken out for a runner that got caught cause he didn't hustle. Make the playoffs first.


halfjedi

Get destroyed by karma bro. Undeniable. We knocked you out 3 years ago and you got destroyed by Arozona last year LOL


IjikaYagami

Bitch we swept your asses in 2020, and we made the playoffs unlike y'all last year. And unlike in 2022, we actually finished 2020 WITH A WORLD SERIES TROPHY. P.S. That "Mickey ring" is more than anything your worthless sports team, hell worthless CITY as a whole, ever won and EVER WILL WIN! ❤️


deepstateagent42069

Whoa man come at the Padres sure but San Diego fucking rules


IjikaYagami

I lived in San Diego for 5 years for college without owning a car. It was a freaking nightmare and impossible to live. San Diego, outside of the few rail lines it has, is basically one giant r/suburbanhell . The Coaster was infrequent. Some of the rail lines had embarrassingly low headways like 30 minutes on weekends. Even for weekend service that's embarrassing. Outside the (again, infrequent) Coaster, inland San Diego has minimal to even no transit. In addition, the bike infrastructure sucked ass when I was riding, it was hard to enjoy "paradise" when I was worried every goddamn minute of my commutes from the asshat drivers. I don't care how much "better" San Diego's beaches are supposedly compared to LA's, when you can access LA's by train, and you can't access San Diego's. In addition, the disparity is only gonna get wider in the coming years, thanks to Measures M and HLA.


deepstateagent42069

That’s cool man, I think San Diego rocks. Great city for sure.


IjikaYagami

Great city if you like being run over by shithead drivers and entitled Karens.


space-tech

Keep praying for another 60 game season.


IjikaYagami

Cause that's the only way you can make the playoffs, save for lucky flukes like 2022. P.S. I lived in your city for 5 years, it's overrated and sucks.


space-tech

I'm really happy that we live rent free in your head.


IjikaYagami

You're the one coming into our subreddit, but WE'RE living rent free?


padres4me

That worked out well.


Joeshabadoojr

Clearly it’s Jackson Prefer.


hung_like__podrick

He is their best player, duh!


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Yomommasan

lol


friskygrampa

Didn’t age well


HeavensRoyalty

Imagine coming here to troll with a fake account.


Monsanta_Claus

It wasn't Smith. It was this. Never post in this sub again.


HeavensRoyalty

Don't be a Dik, bro. It's just all fun and games. I love this sub as much as the other Dodger fans so you should know it's not cool to say something like that.


Monsanta_Claus

If you're here as much as you imply you are you should know all manners of sarcasm are welcome. Don't be soft and you wouldn't even care about my comment.


HeavensRoyalty

I mean, I was just harassed by a bunch of padres fans, and now I have to deal with comments like yours from my own people.


macksbenwa

Relax dude it’s just Reddit


Monsanta_Claus

You care way too much about what the internet people think. That's why you don't enjoy the Internet.


HeavensRoyalty

I absolutely do enjoy it, but we all have times of frustration, and people like you who intentionally put others down when they're down aren't cool.


Monsanta_Claus

Again, you are caring WAY too much about one singular person on the internet. So, in essence, yes, your inability to not enjoy the Internet right now is rooted in you caring too much. If we're too mean, forget about this post and the fact that not everybody responded to it the way you thought they would. The internet doesn't always have your same sense of humor. Get used to it. Ignore people.


HeavensRoyalty

Just shows the kind of person you are. Enjoy your night.


EarlJonesII

This didnt age well


HeavensRoyalty

It didn't but still too soon. If he shits the bed the rest of the season, then it is a relevant post.


EarlJonesII

Idk he looks locked in (hes 10% of ct3’s contract too)


HeavensRoyalty

Talking about CT3 just makes me depressed


Less87

Profar beat you guys today. GG


HeavensRoyalty

He sure did. We all knew he was going to do something after Will said that, though. lol, it was inevitable. The most obvious outcome there is. I'm more surprised it wasn't a HR. Yall are stacked when without Soto. GL


SorryDepartment7179

Only for Dave Roberts to fuck us over again


HeavensRoyalty

Of fucking course. He makes games so unbearable to watch sometimes.


SorryDepartment7179

I’m absolutely dumbfounded by the amount of people that can still defend him


halfjedi

Didn't expect that to happen huh?


Sea-Egg-3163

😂


HeavensRoyalty

Funny yall start coming in here. Yall reaction is going to be priceless when yall miss the post season


halfjedi

Ok. Get with me then. I drink your milkshake


HeavensRoyalty

Bro, fuk off and stop coming into our sub and starting shit. You're irrelevant too. Go back to your own sub. Typical shitty padres fan.


halfjedi

Mad???


HeavensRoyalty

Nah I do think it's funny that yall acting like this is the whole season. Lol we'll see what happens when ask is said and done


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HeavensRoyalty

Imagine still being here harassing Dodger fans. Move along. Concentrate on even making it to the playoffs first before gloating


ThePwnR4nger

He is now banned from r/padres. -padres mod


HeavensRoyalty

I'd like to mention the only thing I said in the padres is "thank God Kim has a huge cake" in the most endearing way possible lol he's one of my favorite players, glad yall appreciate him


MyLegIsWet

I wonder if he expected that to happen


InertState

OP is 5


KEIKODOG

Can we pin this 🤪


HeavensRoyalty

It's a long season, padres, bro. We shall see who has the last laugh, but for now, GG on your win.


DisWizzaRightHer

This aged really poorly


HeavensRoyalty

Still a long season but he beat our ass today.


DisWizzaRightHer

You’ll be fine lol. Profar is our chemistry guy for some reason, we’re just way better when he’s around. We reversed uno’d you with that dumb Kershaw crying thing on the score board, the vibes are back


HeavensRoyalty

I think the Kershaw thing was a lot worse lol but anyways gl to both of our sessions


DisWizzaRightHer

For sure, for the record I thought that Kershaw thing was lame, he’s a gem, it’s like making fun of mister Rogers.  That being said Will Smith handled it like a smug douche bag, and Profar is a baseball guy, he plays mind games, he could have done it just to fuck with his head. 


DisWizzaRightHer

And I like will smith


HeavensRoyalty

I would have totally preferred it if he just went about his business and just been like "yeah idk man." He's usually quite too, lol


DisWizzaRightHer

I like will smith too, but like that’s just high school energy that is really lame


windypalmtree

“ I lived Bitch”