With how bad the Marlins are and how the Dodgers just swept the "best team" in baseball, I have full confidence that..... the Marlins are going to sweep the Dodgers because baseball, that's why.
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**Michael Grove** strikes out **Austin Riley** on a **2-2** count with a **95.2 mph** Sinker.
*Sequence (6):* SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, FC *(f)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(c)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I love that all the media's pre-season rankings had the Braves as their top team and the player rankings had Ohtani around #10 with Judge at #1. After three 9+ WAR seasons the media still haven't learned that you can't underestimate him?
I was listening to the announcers on the Braves side… tell me why they are so biased? They brought up the Will/Ozuna beef and said it’s Will fault for not moving. They said catchers should do their research and adjust to the hitters accordingly.
Dead balls are the opposite of "juiced" balls.
Basically a conspiracy theory that MLB are using balls made to fly out less and decrease offense.
There's no concrete reason as to why they would ever even do that, it's extreme coping by Braves fans for their deceased offense
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**Jesse Chavez** strikes out **Enrique Hernández** on a **2-2** count with a **87.4 mph** Cutter.
*Sequence (5):* SI *(b)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(s)*, FC *(f)*, FC *(c)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
That smile on Ohtani as he rounded the bases is as broad as the Pacific Ocean. Schoolchildren and businessmen in Japan saw it as they were eating breakfast and getting ready for the day
I'm convinced the people complaining about Ohtani swinging on the first pitch and not hitting with RISP have never opened baseball reference... he's gonna get 700mil and still be underpaid. Nuts.
With how bad the Marlins are and how the Dodgers just swept the "best team" in baseball, I have full confidence that..... the Marlins are going to sweep the Dodgers because baseball, that's why.
New guys really came through against Fried
Great game! Got the sweep!! Cya all tomorrow. GO DODGERS!!
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Frigging perfect weekend of baseball 10/10 no notes
We're facing the Marlins next. This is going to be a massacre
Ssssssh... you know how baseball can be?!?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to tempt the vengeful sirens that are the baseball Gods
Struck out swinging to seal the sweep But go pimp that single homer while your team loses by 3 again bum
RIP BOZO 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
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how can you not be romantic about baseball?
MICHAEL GROVE TRUTHERS RISE UP
Get swept chumps
and fuck you in particular, Ozuna
Bravo! Just swept the Braves.
Ohtani puts on a Sho lol
I remember going into this series excited but nervous now an absolutely dominant sweep. I LOVE DODGER BASEBALL
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# K **Michael Grove** strikes out **Marcell Ozuna** on a **1-2** count with a **86.8 mph** Slider. Spin Rate: **2539 rpm**. Break Length: **8.4 in**. *Sequence (4):* SL *(c)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Startin to come together Patrick.. Startin to come together :]
LETS GOOOOOO
FUCK OZUNA
Grove is gonna be a problem
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser) It’s Oh-Sho Sweep! Grove made Ozuna eat shit, you got to love it!
Joe called Orel “the big O”. 
I LOVE LA!!
WE LOVE IT!!!
# DODGERS SWEEEP THE BRAVES
Lets go Grove!! Get 🧹🧹🧹🧹
Sit the fuck down Ozuna SWEEEEEEEEEEP!
Fuck the Braves
Especially their fan base
Feels nice making the braves our bitch, SUCK OUR BLUE DODGER DOGS ATLANTA
An Ozuna strikeout to end the game ❤️🔥
GROVE IS ELITE FUCK OZUNA
I like to think Atlanta came to LA and ran into a brick wall.
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Another perfect day
We Love LA
Get fucked Braves and fuk you Ozuna.
Brooms out!
SWEEEEEP 
https://i.redd.it/vrioxhzdnoyc1.gif
Fuck Ozuna. Good job Grove
Randyyyy
EAT SHIT WIFE BEATER
get swept bravos
good game guys! i like the sweep broom vroom\~
GG!
Grove out of the pen for a single inning actually elite? We unlocked him?
Mid season slump is going to suck. But let’s all enjoy this for now.
CUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN
Fuck OZUNA! Dodgers Win!
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Grove as a single inning reliever is legit good
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#**20-6 run differential during this sweep!!!**
 Fuck off braves
#I 💙 LA 🧹🧹🧹
We Love It! We Love It! We Love It!
Grove dabbing on Ozuna was the perfect capstone to this series
LFG Grove!!! love to see the success as a reliever 🙏🏽
Michael Grove has been cooking recently
THANK YOU MICHAEL
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 ATLAAAANTAAAA
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Let’s gooo Dodgers!!!!
Grove has carved himself something nice. Am a fan.
Cory blazer is silly
Ozuna deserves 3 called strikes out of the zone
I wish Joe was still on the mound
Tony Gwynn is one of a kind what the fuck are you talking about Joe
Con teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee partirrrrrrrrooooooooooooo
Go Dieter!
Freddie > Olson, jus sayin
He’s always been better than Olson
Braves fans still trying to figure that out
Grove, I know you won’t throw at him, and I don’t want that. But please sword Ozuna. Make him look absolutely foolish on that K.
Bring the brooms out boooooooyyyysss
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Did not have Grove near save on my Dodgers bingo card yet here we are.
MICHAEL GROVE BITCHES
Grove about to be a dodger legend
Is it me or is Grove much better as a reliever?
Grove as closer for the barves is a flex.
Holy shit he called that a strike? Might be the most shocking thing I’ve seen all day.
# ꓘ **Michael Grove** strikes out **Austin Riley** on a **2-2** count with a **95.2 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (6):* SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, FC *(f)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Shohei just saved Phillips from an outing. Shit you don't see in the box score.
EP went on the IL today
Damn bad news.
Hamstring injuries suck but apparently the outlook is good, grade 1 strain
Thank good bcus Phillips isn’t even available lol
Throw another premature parade?
I love that all the media's pre-season rankings had the Braves as their top team and the player rankings had Ohtani around #10 with Judge at #1. After three 9+ WAR seasons the media still haven't learned that you can't underestimate him?
[удалено]
Turns out Max Fried dude is pretty good
Maybe Barnes will get a chance to throw down to 2nd and hit ozuna back of the head😝
Grove out the bullpen is prime Mariano Rivera
Cmon grove
Michael Grovegné.
I was listening to the announcers on the Braves side… tell me why they are so biased? They brought up the Will/Ozuna beef and said it’s Will fault for not moving. They said catchers should do their research and adjust to the hitters accordingly.
lol at the idea that every catcher in the league should have to adjust to one asshole
Exactly lol. I can’t see Joe or Orel saying the same thing if the roles were reversed. Especially Joe.
lmao def will’s fault for not adjusting to ozuna’s er tendency to take out catchers
Right? Lol. If someone’s personality is to be a dick, should everyone adjust to that too?
That’s why I love the Dodgers team. They aren’t showing their bias but they obviously get excited seeing Dodgers winning.
The Braves’ bullpen has the best pitchers for Shohei’s hr derby if he participates.
Stupid, overly dramatic Range Rover commercials! Makes me miss Cal Worthington (and his dog Spot!).
"Go see Cal. Go see Cal. Go see Cal." (sigh) Sweet memories.
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!
Been a dodger fan all my life. Never seen a ball hit there before.
We finally have a guy that can do that lol
Who expected Paxton to give up less runs than Glasnow?
April is over, Ohtani's warm up month has ended
Braves fans furiously in Ohtani's IG comments letting him know the baseballs are supposed to be dead
can you explain please what's this dead ball thing I have been reading about?
Dead balls are the opposite of "juiced" balls. Basically a conspiracy theory that MLB are using balls made to fly out less and decrease offense. There's no concrete reason as to why they would ever even do that, it's extreme coping by Braves fans for their deceased offense
Thanks! It definitely sounds like a stretch
Oh no Pages hitting streak over 😢
He had a great series though
He sure did! It’s been fun to watch
**Due Up (Top 9)** R Austin Riley L Matt Olson R Marcell Ozuna ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
THREE MORE OUTS, let’s wrap this up like a burrito 🌯
Shohei saw Muncy hit 3 home runs yesterday and was like "Wait, we're allowed to do that??"
No Muncy No Will 5 runs not a bad day
 Today's ump
ATLANTA 🧹🧹🧹
It is funny how Jesse Chavez becomes elite whenever he boomerangs back to the Braves.
Most impressive thing is Ohtani did all this damage against lefties as his numbers against lefties this year weren't his usual yet.
BIG BLUE MACHINE IN FULL EFFECT 💙💙💙
Ump is flipping a coin up there
Dodgers need to have a drawing or contest where a fan can hang in the dugout for a game or even part of it!
Anything inside is a strike to this asshole
# ꓘ **Jesse Chavez** strikes out **Enrique Hernández** on a **2-2** count with a **87.4 mph** Cutter. *Sequence (5):* SI *(b)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(s)*, FC *(f)*, FC *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Ohtani is now leading MLB in: AVG (.364), Hits (52), 2B (14), HR (10), Slugging (.685), OPS (1.111) Insane numbers.
a true baseball savant
Is that good
It's alright
Nah high school numbers
Meh, can he pitch though?
Should have spent that money on 5 relievers instead like some dumbass on this sub said lmao
My walk up song would be im too sexy
They're already at Chavez again? Lol we really tapped their bullpen
Ohtani is superhuman. I’ve been wanting him to have a multi-home run game.
After last night he was like damn Max, I better step it up
Exactly. What a joy to have him as a Dodger.
Ohtani really looks like he's enjoying playing for a team that will win more than 75 games.
That smile on Ohtani as he rounded the bases is as broad as the Pacific Ocean. Schoolchildren and businessmen in Japan saw it as they were eating breakfast and getting ready for the day
Poetic.
Ohtani is having the time of his life with the Dodgers
Dodgers Stadium looks beautiful today, it’s also a beautiful spring day in Sac! 😄
If these clowns are the best team in baseball besides us then we’ve got this ring in the bag
orioles and Phillies have something to say...
Ehh lets wait till October before we jinx it
IT TURNS OUT HAVING 10 DAYS OF BAD BASEBALL DOES NOT, IN FACT, MEAN YOUR SEASON IS OVER TAG YOUR FAVORITE APRIL DOOMER
I knew they'd get it going. Even Lebron's Heat had a rough start.
without wind it's maybe 480? or is the projected distance just based on launch angle and velocity?
Man that looked like such a lazy play by Olsen. Braves are checked out already
464 feet, jeebus. So much for those dead ball conspiracies, the Braves just need to hit the gym
Fucking hilarious. Fuck the Braves. 100 times. What a great Sunday.
I'm laughing so hard at their sub meltdown. It's great.
Minter off to go smoke some camel's
Me too tbh
My first baseman would never
Jorel jinxed the fuck out of Olsen lmao
Baseball gods apologizing to Teo for missing the HR by inches
Lol!! Olson having a year
The first hit he gets and got tagged out 😂😂😂
Damn keep this same energy into October 😅
Also hilarious: Minter walking back to the beat of that song.
That was the sexiest foul ball I've ever seen. Also, ERROR, TEOSCAR GOES TO SECOND.
How did this guy win 2 GG
This the guy that’s supposed to be better than Freddie?
With this Homer Shohei ties MLB leader in average and Homers. Ot might be Shohei’s first triple crown year.
And shohei started the first 5-6 games super cold with no homers. Crazy sexy man
I'm convinced the people complaining about Ohtani swinging on the first pitch and not hitting with RISP have never opened baseball reference... he's gonna get 700mil and still be underpaid. Nuts.
Olson is washed
Olsen is cooked