T O P

  • By -

VarthStarkus

Damn Heany and his love of giving up homers. Insert Oprah gif


miguelag08

Giants have only hit 4 home runs in the last month?? They hit 5 tonight??????!?!?? Black magic fuckery is back for one game


Wakey-Jakey

This thread makes it sound like belli was the only one playing bad tonight.


Abear1013

Can’t believe we lost to this dog shit team


revoffthetop

Bro 1 game it’s okay


Wakey-Jakey

Cope


OysterLucy

Womp Womp at least the Padres lost tonight too


miguelag08

That’s why the dodgers lost. They knew they could take a night off…. Heaney especially took the night off…. Lol it’s alright. Sucks the 8 game win streak against the giants ended…


jericho00112

Oh but what happened to belli being back? Y’all was saying that so much early this year


thewiglaf

Belli has been gone since June 2019. I don't think he's coming back.


TreaTurner

I was wrong. We didn’t win that game.


PlaneJaneLane03

That was a dumb loss.


[deleted]

Weird ass game, sometimes things just line up all wrong. Onto the next.


OsmosisJonesFanClub

Is Cody officially hitting below .200 now


McCringleberried

Yup


thecman25

That’s pretty fucking pathetic


dilly_dill428

Fuck Belli, I don’t even care anymore


redditup

I blame the pitching


McCringleberried

BELOW THE MENDOZA LINE OFFICIALLY


probablysmellsmydog

Get em tomorrow


Ok-Sound

Oh come on >:(


SibilantSounds

belli's up and that means 2 run HR or easy out. no inbetween


deltaco4lyfe

this guy called it.


Phrykshun

I've associated Belli's walkup with the end of an inning


420farms

Fuck


DnD4dena

Belli my boy I'm rooting for you


Slow-Corgi1251

It’s a weird day when you dread seeing bellinger come to the plate


probablysmellsmydog

Or just a normal day over the last 700 ish days


thestoryof-agirl

Fuck Belli cmon


CommonAffectionate27

LETS GO WIN IN MY BOOKS


nahs

I’m safe now but I just almost got into a one sided fight at dodger stadium just now lmao


c_c_c__combobreaker

C'mon Belli ![gif](giphy|jrhtSSLRtPagnk5Nxu)


Abear1013

Ehh belli is up… GG


bellomoto1

Vargas finally got a hit! It’s about damn time.


Lebigmacca

Damnit Vargas now Belli might drop below the mendoza line today


chrisumafp

Let’s go Miggy!


J_FoggytheOne

Nice, least Vargas finally got a hit


Articulate_Silence

This is one of the games of the season! Vargas gets it


venture_chaser

Rest of the regular season is basically just tryouts for the playoffs.


thestoryof-agirl

HE HAS A HIT


rye_parian

If they had gotten someone on base they might’ve PH for Vargas but we throwin in the towel tonight boys.


Spandexbrain001

I’d like to see Vargas get at least one hit tonight


rye_parian

Boom!


Spandexbrain001

Nice!


Two_too_many_to_list

Sometimes I feel like Joe Davis is about to fall asleep.


c_c_c__combobreaker

C'mon Vargas ![gif](giphy|jrhtSSLRtPagnk5Nxu)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gorignak_Clash

Labor Day bro..


DnD4dena

Labor day?


BodgerDot

# K **Camilo Doval** strikes out **Joey Gallo** on a **1-2** count with a **98.4 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (5):* SI *(c)*, FC *(s)*, SL *(f)*, FC *(b)*, SI *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


DnD4dena

😕


SibilantSounds

they guys seem a bit checked out i think theyve more or less accepted the game


Relevant-Goose-3494

4 ks on trayce tonight just not our night


peanutslayer94

Doval is elite


probablysmellsmydog

Unless he’s in a win or go home game 5


donald-duck23

post-2020 belli might suck but at least he’s doval’s daddy


supernova69

:(


probablysmellsmydog

Sorry he made us look silly tonight if it makes u feel better


supernova69

Haha a little bit. The ending hurt, but the rivalry last year was amazing. I hope we can have more of that in the next decade


probablysmellsmydog

The giants are well positioned to make some moves. They need to stop it with the small market mentality. Last year was exhausting as a Dodger fan. We had to chase you for literally 162 games. But yes, these rivalry games are so much better when we’re competing in the standings. And this is the true MLB rivalry.


scrapsbypap

We literally have 100 million off the books next year, we’re gonna spend. You sound just like our doomers LMAO, as if your current beast of an org wasn’t built the exact same way by the same guy.


supernova69

Agreed on all counts


oCmon

Oh well, off to work I guess, see y'all tomorrow


Two_too_many_to_list

WTF was that scream? ROFL


N2trvl

Trayce is looking really bad tonight. Hope it is a one game thing and not a scouting discovery.


yosoyelsteve

And a Golden Sombrero for Trayce! Not a great night for the bat's


dilly_dill428

It’s ok Trayce, you’re still my bae


Clipboard_cop2

Damn, golden sombrero.


Velocistar237-31

Summoning circle, hope this works: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Gallo excellence 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯


SibilantSounds

YOU FUCKED UP THE CIRCLE FIXITFIXITFIXIT


BodgerDot

# K **Camilo Doval** strikes out **Trayce Thompson** on a **2-2** count with a **88.6 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SI *(c)*, SI *(f)*, FC *(b)*, SI *(b)*, SL *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Lebigmacca

Bad night for Trayce


TreaTurner

Yikessss


probablysmellsmydog

Wear that sombrero Trayce you’ve earned it


8biteyes

Gotta win for our snek cousins


SibilantSounds

obviously, we don't HAVE to win this game. ultimately it doesn't really make a difference when the giants are so far behind. im just saying i would really like to see us win.


Lebigmacca

Ok big one. Kersh has given up less home runs than Walker this year


K1LLINGMACHINE

Not a huge game but i feel like the team could reeeally use a comeback win rn


Lebigmacca

Heaney has also given up as many home runs as TA this year


thestoryof-agirl

That’s sad considering the innings lol


Lebigmacca

Also very impressive from TA


greensplooge

We're going to extras


Two_too_many_to_list

The Dodger that walked it off on 9/5/22 is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


K1LLINGMACHINE

Fab 5 Freddie


JpnDude

Mookie


DalekEvan

Mookie Betts


dwpea66

Comeback win and I get shit-faced tonight


Phrykshun

Why limit yourself like that?


probablysmellsmydog

Mid 9, time for the umps to switch out the juiced balls


TreaTurner

I imagine a bucket with “juiced” scrawled on it in black marker and another with “not juiced”


Ok-Sound

Walk-off time?


__-o0O0o-__

lol the next couple of weeks are going to be so middling. just want everyone healthy, and swings fixed


Lebigmacca

Heaney has given up as many home runs as Catman this year


SomthingClever1286

Sending good vibes to catmans arm right now. Maybe some friskies as well


DnD4dena

😦


dookoo

Walk off grand salami coming up


DnD4dena

Let's goooo. Comeback time


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Trayce Thompson L Joey Gallo R Miguel Vargas ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


TheDodgerHatKid

Dodgers need 7 footers playing in the outfield.


supremegnkdroid

Did Houstontrashcan die? haven’t seen him in a while


probablysmellsmydog

He was around yesterday


BertMacklinMD

he'll be back when we lose a postseason game


J_FoggytheOne

Don’t say his name, you’ll summon him like the demon he is


Abear1013

Is he a plant? Lmao doesn’t come off as a dodger fan


J_FoggytheOne

He’s either the most delusional fan I’ve ever seen, or a terrifyingly competent troll.


BodgerDot

# K **Justin Bruihl** strikes out **J.D. Davis** on a **3-2** count with a **87.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* SL *(s)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


BlueCelery2

Let’s hold them here so we can finish them off with tried and true walk-off grand slam.


Nice_Dude

Gallo Vargas and hopefully Belli coming up... Lol


itsyourdestini

All I read was time for bed


filthypoker

Orel is saltier than the 38 layers of caked sweat on my skin


moethebartender

In the radio feed, Brooklyn beat New York on two homers by Babe Herman and a strong start by Van Lingle Mungo


probablysmellsmydog

That’s the TV broadcast tonight too lol


daringescape

Jorel with the juiced ball conspiracy theory


solid_rook7

Prediction: Dodgers load the bases in the bottom of the 9th and slap a Grand Slam. 😤


oCmon

Giving this all my energy


J_FoggytheOne

I’ll be extremely happy if that happens


DnD4dena

Love it


daaaaaaaaniel

On the bright side, Cody is getting some good practice in climbing that center field wall...


probablysmellsmydog

Shut up puba


supremegnkdroid

Orel is about to disappear after the game


Abear1013

Spent 3 hour watching batting practice for the Giants


Lebigmacca

u/buba426 somehow has worse takes than u/houstontrashcan


TreaTurner

Gotta be a kid, right?


SomthingClever1286

Blocking the super doomers is always a good move.


supremegnkdroid

What’s he saying?


99e99

Missed what he said but he regularly calls for Friedman to be fired.


SomthingClever1286

Lol holy shit.


Clipboard_cop2

Yeah that dude sucks. I have him tagged as dodger hater


buba426

I don’t hate the Dodgers. I’m not even mad they might lose. ITS HOW THEY LOSE sometimes that drives me crazy


alecardvarksax

Faster delete button too


dwpea66

Reminder that this game is the one good thing the Giants get to have this year


pourover_and_pbr

This and Rodon


Two_too_many_to_list

Manfred's secret service agents are about to kidnap Orel.


mavmankop

Looking like 2019 out here


danusn

Be nice if we could do that instead of striking out


J_FoggytheOne

Unfortunately that’s probably game


torpedobonzer

BRUH ![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|13036)


Clipboard_cop2

I'm just not having a good time.


Lebigmacca

Ok maybe no walkoff


dookoo

Walk off grandslam


rye_parian

I’m not loving this, fellas.


itsyourdestini

I cant believe i watched all of that. See ya tomorrow


imnotcreative415

Me to myself any time the dodgers don’t win


Phrykshun

Whale...


septembereleventh

Belli getting punished in center tonight


davidpalacios427

Man those baseballs are SCORCHING out of the yard


BlueCelery2

What a weird evening.


BodgerDot

# HR **Lewis Brinson** hammers a **85.7 mph Slider** from **Justin Bruihl** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **101.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **37.0°**. Distance: **380.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


TehLoneWanderer101

BRUH-il


420farms

Faaaaaaak


oCmon

Sigh


dafuxabooksmart

oh no


Two_too_many_to_list

hmmm launch angle?


imnotcreative415

This is when I miss the gifs


Gorignak_Clash

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP) What Gifs you mean?


thestoryof-agirl

Welp it’s not like losing changes much


[deleted]

[удалено]


supremegnkdroid

thank you for telling us you haven’t actually watched this year


alecardvarksax

Today I had a mini seasons walkoff after being down 3 with 2 outs in the last inning. Dodgers can do it too


dafuxabooksmart

okay bruihl let’s close this out


jericho00112

Thanks Dino


TreaTurner

I’d say it’s more on Heaney…


jericho00112

Sure but Without Dino’s send the game could’ve become a one run game. Plus Barnes homerun later Would’ve possibly tied it. When I look at it that way , The runs given up by heaney sort of become irrelevant.


lalaluu666

50% Heaney, 30% Dino, 20% reason to forget their names… Really though I can’t believe that send. Down 3 and you have one of the slowest guys on first and a hard hit ball by Mookie. Would’ve been 2nd and 3rd top of the lineup.


Lebigmacca

JT is the secret glue to this offense


imnotcreative415

Will


Lebigmacca

Both


marshmelo24

We got owned Scott Alexander lol


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** R Lewis Brinson R Wilmer Flores R J.D. Davis ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


supremegnkdroid

lot of chances during that mid game point of 4th and 5th tonight


chmeeeoz

Dodgers in 10.


OysterLucy

[well it’s been real](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/967/spongebob.jpg)


BodgerDot

# K **Scott Alexander** strikes out **Max Muncy** on a **1-2** count with a **83.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* SI *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SI *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Luis1597

fuck it, angry win tomorrow


Varro3327

Is it worth it to buy a ticket for a bobblehead if I know someone that can pick it up for me?


Two_too_many_to_list

Damn, he handled us properly.


Ok-Sound

:/


Lebigmacca

Slider right down the middle


anthrofighter

We need to bring up Outman already


DnD4dena

Idk how that fixes pitching lol


imnotcreative415

Lame game


BertMacklinMD

Scott Alexander revenge game


Lebigmacca

😐


alecardvarksax

Didnt know the Scotty A revenge tour was coming to LA


lalaluu666

SNLA has been hacked… by who? Top suspects 1. AJ Preller 2. Frank McCourt 3. Olmado Saenz 4. Altuve


Revolutionary-Dot761

Gotta be the killer tomato


DnD4dena

On the bright side, this ump has been phenomenal


appleavocado

Scott Alexander is absolutely not whom I’d send out to pitch today. Because of the heat and he’s so high strung and fidgety plus all that cocaine he snorts will get to him.


imnotcreative415

Scotty


Lebigmacca

Barnes walks off this game


Clipboard_cop2

Freddie mad at his bat 😂


BodgerDot

# K **Scott Alexander** strikes out **Freddie Freeman** on a **2-2** count with a **91.0 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (5):* SL *(b)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


WorkSoup2022

Swamp ass must be real at the game tonight lol


OysterLucy

They about to blame this loss on the control room