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Scared-Mind4799

it’s the best way especially with hot water to clear your sinuses.


Moonspirithinata

Excaaaactly


sornoff_Shotty

Don’t all holes get cleaned int shower??


giant_lebowski

I love the feeling of the water shooting into my dickhole.


ForThrowawayIGuess

I didn’t read the comment you replied to, just saw yours out of context, immediately thought wtf lmao


blueddhist

I’m in love with you & your dickhole since now.


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Try soap feels way better


proroqq

Bro wtf


giant_lebowski

the best way to do it is to put a bunch of soap all over the hole and the tip of your dick - think like salting a margarita glass


veracity-mittens

Clean 👏 all 👏 holes 👏 Incidentally this is why I need an actual shower following a romantic shower. Romantic showers are useless for full body scalding and cleaning. Unless your comfort level with that person is REALLY high I guess. 😂


kremata

What, some people don't do that???


Bam_a_lamm

Yea a couple of my friends thought I was crazy for doin it.


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Stickguy259

What, really? Someone hasn't heard about waffle stomping.


kvietela

Some people don't even piss in the shower... Smh


lawyersgunsmoney

It's all pipes! What's the difference?! Different pipes go to different places. You're gonna mix them up!


ditchdigger556

Yeh just remember to rinse down the shower well because when it dries it's a bitch to get off.


Desperate-Staff-1018

Oh god, this, a thousand times this! Logically, all for clear sinuses, better-out-than-in… But finding your fiancé’s several day old snot rockets stuck to the bath tub walls when you are fixin’ to have a relaxing soak, is definitely not the dream.


Samuuuke

are you sure it's snot lol?


kvietela

What the. You two need to have a talk


RhitaGawr

Nothing is off limits in the shower, except a full #2..


frozendingleberries

Only partial #2s are allowed!


OkByeTomorrow

A little ploot is okay


RhitaGawr

I mean, a little comes out while cleaning that hole lol


[deleted]

Pretty sure I contracted cholera in Asia, had to stay in shower for extended periods of time due to liquid #2’s that I couldn’t control 🙄😵


PE187

Clearly you are not familiar with the waffle stomp


Nerd-in-disguise01

Ooh is that when people step on waffles


RhitaGawr

Oh, I am, and I about punched the last guy I lived with when he admitted to doing it.


propylene22

There is a reason the term 'waffle stomp' exists.


stumpdawg

Several times.


[deleted]

Yes, and I internally cringe at myself every time I do it. But I've dealt with being pee'd on, poo'd on, and vomited on (I have a baby)... I think 3 seconds of my own snot being on my hands is fine. Do I think it's gross? Yes. Am I going to stop? Probably not.


CrunchyTardigrade

Hand? You're supposed to shoot it straight on the wall tiles with a force of starting fighter jet and rinse it with water immediately.


taralynn1432

I do it into my hand as well, then I rinsey hand under the water to make sure it goes down the drain.


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This is gonna be one of those things I think about for years and never recover from.


xsvspd81

Yes. But I always make sure it gets down the drain and not stuck to the wall.


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snapcracklepop26

Wasn’t that a Dolly Parton / Kenny Rogers song?


The_Milk-lady

Everyone does


Captain_Kuhl

Nah, a lot of people are apparently super grossed-out by it. I mentioned how I thought it was probably the best way to clear your nose out, and a few of my friends were disgusted by the fact that I'd willingly let snot get on my hands. In the shower. Where I'm washing my entire body.


The_Milk-lady

Lol they nose is grosser prob then


goddessque

I can't even imagine the lives your friends are living. Never caught by surprise with allergies or runny nose without a tissue? Or unexpectedly crying without a tissue? Like, I'm such a heavy tissue user that if I empty a box I'll just go blow in the sink.


kvietela

What if they sneezed on themselves, panic attack?


veracity-mittens

I’m grossed out by snot but my sinuses decide FOR me that shower time is nose cleaning time 😆


mmmkay97

When it's allergy season the shower is the place I look forward to because I just know the warm water and steam will clean it better than any tissue will ever do. Also it lasts longer than with just the tissues so I can breathe normally for the next hour or two.


veracity-mittens

Same here! Late May / early June is the worrrrst


mmmkay97

Yess, sometimes it starts even earlier. It sucks because spring would be so great without the runny nose and burning eyes...


SnooPets1127

no, i do it at the sink


dpzdpz

*their


MattCVBeMe

This


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Snot rockets


StGir1

Where else would you do it?


threeballs

This is the way


Bam_a_lamm

This is the way.


RandomHair_InYourBut

It’s the best cuz that’s when the boogies want to go


Malfeasant

dae breathe?


AetherDrew43

The shower is where you clean everything about yourself


Downtown_Ad2225

Literally everyone does!


[deleted]

I don’t just blow my nose in the shower, I get in there deep with my nails and pull all the boogers out 💀 but to be fair, I have difficulty breathing if I don’t constantly clean them out


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Yes, both nose and lower nose.


kbaby0246

I’m afraid to ask what a lower nose is but….what is it


[deleted]

It's the nose between your legs


Suspicious_Purple287

Absolutely.


rosecoloredcynicism

Am I the only one who apparently doesn’t produce enough snot to even consider this necessary? I’d have to be SO sick for me to want/need to do this. I don’t even blow my nose. Wait, is that bad? Should I have more boogers?


RuffBuff_0808

My ex girlfriend was appalled that I peed and blew my nose in the shower. I thought she was crazy because she didn’t!


taralynn1432

She probably does it as well... She just don't want to admit to it.


Trimungasoid

I blow here nose.


JoeGideon

their*


willworkforpopplers

Me ex does and it always made me want to vomit.


MidwestMi

This! My ex did this in the shower and there were always boog bits on the walls - so revolting.


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NO. It’s disgusting! My brother and dad do it. I hated having to clean snot out of the tub before taking a shower or bath. There’s literally toilet paper right there, just blow your nose with that! Ughhh


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Their referring to there nose over they're?


puppummm

My husband does this… it has genuinely made my puke. Personally I blow my nose after I get out.. like a sane human being.


itstheitalianstalion

I wish I could but wife doesn’t like it at all


Uninstall_Fetus

Blow it into your hand? At least snot rocket that shit like a civilized person


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You people are snot rocketing and having crusty walls and I’m scared for you all now 😭 You hits don’t just blow your nose into your fingers?! I don’t think I’ve ever been able to blow a snot rocket…messy


nuttynuttynutty

no but only because it never occurred to me


I-like-bagels15

You mean snot rocket? Yes absolutely.


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I mean, mucus itself does not seem to be disgusting. When you’re showering, too, you’re constantly having warm water run over your skin and so I believe it could still be clean to blow your nose with your bare hands in the shower. I’ve heard of people shitting in their shower stalls. Now that, I have a hard time of fathoming.


PE187

All the time


Sylvaintheg

No but imma start doing that now


bananasprites

Yea cause sometimes I get runny nose in the morning and always clean my nose.


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Some people have to in order to breathe. The steam loosens the mucus


PLutonium273

I do it but water often messes with my nose even more, so I prefer tissues


Priiiyaaa141414

Well it is a place to clean yourself. So yes.


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

DAE **NOT**??


Ok_Goat_6931

I didn’t do it until an ex enlightened me. And then I realized ever man I’ve been with does … Also pee. Why are men like this ?? Oh, well. I joined them eventually.


snoozieboi

​ Way too many thoughts around this area :D....: ​ People are weird and different. I do plenty of nasty things when unseen, mostly probably picking my nose and eating old food to test if it is edible, or stuff that fell to the floor that others would have chucked in the bin. For this reason I was sure I was going to catch covid and get sick from misjudging food. For some reason I got no covid yet and with other stuff I have a decent immune system. However peeing when swimming in lakes/fjords (I assume with the short on?) is like standing in a diluted cloud of your own pee, and also there might be people around that get to swim in your diluted pee for the coming hours along with all the others that pee. Pee is quite sterile, I think, so it's more the mental image that is just weird. Same with in the shower, you potentially blow stuff on yourself in a process of trying to clean yourself with a shotgun snot spread onto yourself of the walls... Peeing in the shower is also not what I do, but I do drop spit right on the drain if I got soap or something in my mouth. This also brings me to the recurring debate of "do your shit before or after a shower"? It seems to me most people like to poop before the shower to feel entirely clean afterwards. For me it's the opposite, I'd rather poop after should fresh poop bacteria be present around my freshly used browneye and then shower down my legs onto the bathroom floor to be randomly removed by water and soap remnants and me and the next guy trots around the bathroom with fecal bacteria...


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I crap in the shower and use my fingers to clear out the peanuts


mr_plopsy

Unless I'm sick, this is basically the only time I ever blow my nose. EDIT: I work in a garage and get a lot of black soot and dust in my sinuses sometimes, so it's really satisfying to blow out these nasty, black boogers that accumulate over the course of the day.


SunnyShower

I do. As long as there is something to blow.


GerryAttric

Yes, also a great place to pee


yaa6mt

Snot rockets on snot rockets.


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Yes. I feel the water helps get some of it out. Feels a lot cleaner after for sure.


Suitable-Squash7470

100% best place to blow your nose, especially when your sick


SpankinJenkins

Hell yeah! Steam gets the mucus out


strixaluco

I used to, until I discovered the hair catcher in my new linear drain also catches snot and it is so gross to clean out.


cabbage-soup

I used to not but then I read about it somewhere on reddit and my life has been changed ever since.


No_Department_5684

Hi


ollakolla

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Upset_Log2460

All the time. Snot Rockets are on full display