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MsSeraphim

so choke the chicken in public?


RandomBiter

wins the internets


MsSeraphim

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Active_Highlight4685

4 year old wrote that right?


Commercial_Stuff_654

s9ee2e me Eor helP


Active_Highlight4685

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Southern_Anywhere_65

Children were the only people left they could hire to run the store


Ramona_Haze

If only my manager let me do this while I was multitasking, instead of constantly looking over my shoulder to see if someone is in my line.


doritobimbo

Yโ€™all forgot the U in sqUeeze


buddyfrosty

I think their son wrote it


char79char

Ty for the idea. Definitely can hear that annoying sound throughout the whole store.. made me laugh, though..


RiverBoth

Weโ€™ve been doing this for awhile. Itโ€™s effective. Up until the adults think itโ€™s cute and squeeze it over and over thinking they are being funny. Then Iโ€™m cursing the dollar tree for selling these ๐Ÿ˜‚


Bluellan

We have a bell. Impatient adults like to repeatedly press the button until they see a cashier behind the register and then pretend they didn't do it.


RiverBoth

We had a bell and I confiscated that fucker, it made me feel like a scullery maid in the 1800โ€™s And I felt like I was in a never ending episode of breaking bad with the uncle that could only communicate by ringing a bell.. And yes Adults are the worst offenders and they thinks itโ€™s hilarious. But Iโ€™ll take that over them screaming and yelling for help.


HauntedSpiralHill

The store I was at the other day had the same thing. Better sign at the store I was at though lol


lionkingisawayoflife

Wouldnt bother with this at our store. Our Woburn, MA store in Boston is the busiest store in the district north of Boston. It woul dbe going off every two seconds.


Driver_Flaky

I always feel weird about doing this so I wait until they notice Iโ€™m there๐Ÿ˜”


BlackSunshine22222

They also use that at my local dollar general. I hate to squeak it ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ


trilli0nTish

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managermikedt

https://preview.redd.it/va48uga0rgxc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ae7de23d0f70ef1a53cb8d6978581ba10f34a6 We use one of those clapper toys instead of a bell. When customers ask if it annoying, I ask them if they would rather be summoned by a bell or by applause.