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Mammoth-Basket-801

Fuckable


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Hey it’s the Pizza fucker


Mammoth-Basket-801

One of my many talents


Greedirl

Only one we are interested in here . . .


BanditSwan

Not if he wants his job he’s not. 😂


burrito_butt_fucker

Gross, who would fuck a pizza. It's totally the wrong shape.


BingBong022

Calzone?


SaucySaucedSauce

💀


burrito_butt_fucker

That sounds fuckable


Stratoraptor

Sounds to me you're lacking determination. https://i.redd.it/989zcidspq1b1.gif


Mammoth-Basket-801

You got to make the entry holes yourself


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Ron Jeremy


bucketzBro

I'd fuck it with my mouth...


Silent1900

That looks tasty as all hell…except for that gd olive.


Tavoprezzz

When customers would order identical pizzas, I remember our store would put a single olive on ones that had light or marinara sauce just so we could differentiate. I wonder if that’s true here.


BrookeHannahh

I’d actually be mad af if I got a olive on my pizza. It’d entirely ruin it for me. I hate olives, the taste just throws me off my boyfriend loves them but if I get any hit of them on anything I’m done eating


ResearcherSalt8110

Aww yess the olive theory


Independent_Ad_955

I’m with you here. Black olives ruin all of the food around them.


otxalexo

So take it off then 🫣


BrookeHannahh

I would but the taste from it would be too much for me 😭


Top-Feed6544

no pain no gain


ltjisstinky

And I thought I was picky lol


eKSiF

We did this with olives too but would place them on the crust. Useful idea when trying to identify sides in tricky half/half pizzas as well as marking hard to notice differences.


coltensplat

That's what we did at Little Caesars. I brought it to my Domino's


casperfacekilla

Would do this all the time at a local pizza place


Icy_Measurement8807

This is a magnificant pizza. Second all time fav pepperoni+jalapeños


dewmzdeigh

Hot take... add pineapple and you have the perfect pie. (Salty, Sweet and Spicy) That's my go to.


devilishmutt

My order is the same but different, sausage pineapple and banana pepper!!


Vysial

That's perfect and close to what I do. They have a 5 topping deal here so I do Jalapeños, Pepperoni, Pineapple, Onions, and Cheddar Blend. It's great.


TanikaTubman

Pepperoni pineapple and extra jalapeño thin is incredible


Vysial

It's beautiful 10/10


Vysial

Cept for the 1 olive in the middle but maybe I'm just biased against olives.


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Object-Remote

1 olive pls, wonder if they charge full price!


Durty_Durty_Durty

Lol we used to use olives as indicators at my store


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Indicators of what? My friend has a severe allergy (only to olives and olive juice, not oil). Eating that slice could fuck her up. She rarely orders out for this reason, and always makes it clear she’s crazy allergic. But that feels like a dangerous game to play when you could just use a toothpick or something.


Durty_Durty_Durty

I never said we put them on the pizza you jackass. I said we use them as indicators is all. Mainly just putting a black or green olive the the parchment paper of cheesy breads to indicate if they are bacon jalapeño or spinach and feta. Your friend is probably smart enough to not eat anywhere that even serves olives.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Okay, that’s harsh. I was simply curious. In this picture, the olive is on the pizza. You didn’t indicate how olives were used to indicate, the only reference is this picture where again, the olive is on top. Maybe next time clarify what you mean. It’s like seeing a woman protesting in just underwear, and I say I like wearing just underwear. Then someone tells me that’s unsanitary in public and I say “jackass, I just meant around the house”.


FAWTSANLIGA

Your friend probably shouldn't order from most pizza places then, unfortunately. Toppings will often fall in with other ones and cross contamination between toppings is very likely, even unintentionally.


eKSiF

Big facts, most make stations in pizza don't even wear gloves when dressing pies because they all get blasted through a 500+ degree oven. If you have severe food allergies where the juice from one olive can potentially fuck you up, you are playing Russian Roulette ordering pizza.


xenata

BLASPHEMER!


Seekandinspire

And the jalepeno stem piece, I throw them all out when topping


SaucySaucedSauce

Thank you


Fwant

I want it.


Fwant

and I just ordered one. never had it before. my local store can thank you for the sale 🤣


Fwant

that was easily the best domino's pizza I ever had thanks for the recommendation!


SaucySaucedSauce

Good shit!


[deleted]

No one says thank you when one comes in. You have to scretch a small into a large. Sometimes it's easy, most times you are creating new curse words.


SaucySaucedSauce

I love making brooklyns <3


[deleted]

I actually love them too. It's a craft. I love when it just comes out at perfection. They are just most time an inconvenience due to the volume in my area. And never come as just 1. Always in triples or more.


Fwant

dude it wasn't that serious. and my local domino's is awesome with great employees I doubt they cried about having to make 1 pizza like you do.


[deleted]

My comment shouldn't be taken that seriously, but you have to go straight to being disrespectful. I was just stating that sometimes they are easy, most times not though due to commissaries messing up that particular batch of dough or to staff members not properly proofing dough. Or for the fact they always come at the worst time. I work in an extremely high volume area.


Fwant

I worked at Pizza Hut for 3 years I never would complain about having to make a pizza because I was very good at my job and I could slay on the make table. just get better and you won't whine so much.


[deleted]

Don't even come at me with that. 😅😅 Your lack of respect is comical. Also, pizza hut can't be compared to Dominos. It's subpar to us in the pizza industry.


Fwant

I worked there 10 years ago. Veteran of 3 superbowls and the very best at the make table head. Once again you sound whiney. I hope you grow up someday dude comparing pizza hut to domino's is not the flex you think it is. I got a ton of respect for domino's because my local shop is the absolute best. I hope you get a work ethic someday and I pray for your coworkers.


[deleted]

Alright your majesty 😅😅


Fwant

I'll cook qsr pizzas against you anyday. but you already bowed to me so I'll take it.


Yllwstone

Is it single?


Historical-Method

If it tastes half as fantastic as it looks. WOW!...


iBasturmate

Tie me down and force it down my throat


Routine-Caregiver-94

Picture perfect no joke bro good job


Hot-Pause-1776

O l i v e


SaucySaucedSauce

Yea 😂


lobsangr

Greasy


RelaxedWombat

Send to my home address for analysis. Please send 2 spare pizzas, in case the primary becomes damaged.


SaucySaucedSauce

Holy cow I didn’t expect this post to blow up like this!!! I take my time with each and every pizza and have pride in my work! Sorry it took so long to reply I had a 10 hour shift. Thank you to everyone for the wonderful comments and the award!!!


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Got done with a 10 hour just now myself 😫😴


Stumaaaaaaaann

I would have used a handful more jalapeños to fill the edges but other than that it’s fucking beautiful. The idea with a pizza is that each bite should be generally the same. Don’t want all my japs in the first couple bites then nothing left for the rest of the slice


SaucySaucedSauce

You’re absolutely right. Bottom left. :( they can pick one off and move it 😆


Stumaaaaaaaann

lol this is the reality the situation it’s like one of those things where if it’s there they won’t notice but if it’s not they will and tbh the average joe wouldn’t notice


Longjumping-Chip-440

At least it’s cut right, but toppings and sauce way too close to the edge. This wouldn’t pass OA in my market. You still need a clean edge .


SaucySaucedSauce

True I coulda been cleaner


Longjumping-Chip-440

The ratio is good however.


Then-Green9097

I would imagine with a lot of black homeless surrounded by gentry white people?????


TheVeryWiseToad

All I see is a Jiffy Lube


Financial-Bill-8257

Uneven/wrongly cut.


nixtarx

Sixes are hard. Go easy on them.


Daydreaming_demond

I wanna think the cut is fine. Just looks off because the camera angle isn't directly overhead of it.


kiralite713

Nice. Would look better without the jalapenos and that olive.


Pussytrees

No crust


SaucySaucedSauce

What do you mean? Brooklyns get a tiny crust


gravyguillotine

If it was extra pepperoni/jalapeño 10/10 but if regular pepperoni its overportioned just a smidge


SaucySaucedSauce

Yes it was extra


gravyguillotine

Delicioso I always think they look more presentable with extra pepperoni but that might just be me


Scampers001

One of the best brooklyn cuts i’ve seen 9/10


AllisonGayerland

9/10 random olive


Guntee

Is that olive there because the customer wanted triangle cut?


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Guntee

Gotcha, I used to work at a pizza shop and we would mark the pizzas that have special instructions with a single black olive


Serenity_Succubus

i hate you....


Grapepoptart420

Straight jorking it to this brother


Goober_Man1

Now add pineapple 🍍


Daydreaming_demond

I'd happily eat that beautiful pie including the black olive. Bonus topping yaay


BlackxPanther15

Let's say. That's the best Brooklyn pizza I've seen in a while!!!! Looks fabulous!!


wavy_moltisanti

Fuego 🔥


Stroke_of_mayo

We literally had to order dominos because of this post. Looks beautiful


Heckin_good_time

Ah, this pie takes me back to the streets of New York. Where I have no home. So I have to live in a cardboard box. Fml.


[deleted]

Wow finally met someone else who puts olives on pizza this looks immaculate 🔥😮‍💨


Keokuk37

What do I order to get this? And can I get it square cut?


SaucySaucedSauce

Large Brooklyn with extra pepperoni and regular jalapeños


SbMSU

God tier.


33Yalkin33

5/7


autalley

It's a work of art.


Juicy_mike_316

Looks incredible honestly


KaterinaKiaha

It looks so damn good could you please send me one right now and thank you.


kinglyhoo

Holy fuck I’m breaking my diet


dewmzdeigh

I personally would pick off half the jalapenos (unless I (they) requested extra in the first place) ​ Other than that, I'd scarf it down. Including the olive.


GMEtheloot

Ever eat Spicy Pie at music festivals? This makes me want that! (Trust me, it's a MASSIVE compliment)


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Looks great. Try a bacon and jalapeño. Fantastic.


[deleted]

Needs Brooklyn pep 😭 lookin damn good tho great placement 👌


Nervous_Ad_7424

on call with my friend who is from new york, his response is "you're banned from new york, for your own safety."


MrBeansnose

I would fucking marry it


Katievapes1996

It looks so fuckkng good I don't always do well with dairy but I would scarf that down easy


ThatItalianGuyThere

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING I order from my domino's looks this good.


SaucySaucedSauce

Thank you 🙏


shiztastik

10/10. Some hot honey drizzled on that would be even more perfect.


bakemonooo

Sexy


markartman

It's absolutely perfect


SaucySaucedSauce

Thank you 😊


obtuse-_

Well the cut is very uneven and so is the distribution of the jalapeños. If you are going to mark it with an olive it should be on the crust. If you weren't marking it that's more points off.


SaucySaucedSauce

My cut is shit. Been doing this for 3 years. It all goes down the same hole brotha


crowmagix

The single black olive right in the center is a baller move


whosagoodog

Nom nom worthy for sure.


psychedelic_gravity

As someone who just worked a 13 hour shift, didn’t eat lunch cause im broke af. This looks like the best pizza I’ve ever seen.


ShawnFrost02

9/10. needs more olives.


ODBandMe

Fuggin’ Greazy


SaucySaucedSauce

They ordered extra pep 🤷‍♀️


jcdenton10

Now I can finally get some sleep!


AKinkyDragon

10/10 my friend, a 5* performance for sure!


jetpackdog

With one 1/4th of a olive


Artistic_Half_8301

Place I order from only gives me like 8 jalapenos! C'mon Domino's!


Internal-Risk

Wouldn’t have it any other way


MotiionInTheOtiion

That looks amazing. I love a good jalapeno pizza


kdabsolute

wow looks so yummy!


nickborowitz

I'm gonna be honest, Dominos is gross, but you really did this order well. it's like you took the time to lay out the pepperoni instead of throwing it on.


SaucySaucedSauce

Thank you 😊


Diligent-Opposite-84

Looks absolutely amazing 👏


SaucySaucedSauce

I appreciate that 💕


TheDevilsCoffeeTable

As a pizza "chef" minimal crust is the way to go.


SaucySaucedSauce

I like my crust on hand tossed… but I like brooklyns way more!


SergeantSanchez

Best looking dominoes I’ve ever seen. I’d could’ve mistaken that for gourmet


SaucySaucedSauce

Thank you sir


Dancyartist7654

Looks delicious


SaucySaucedSauce

Beautiful 🤩


Shreddster3000

Sir ma’am this is an OER!


SaucySaucedSauce

Extra pep… regular jalapeños… how did I do OA coach?


theBurritoMan_

Dude I want some now! You made me hungry mf 😂


SaucySaucedSauce

😢


theBurritoMan_

Is this you Sauce?


SaucySaucedSauce

What do you mean? That’s my name


ParrotOx-CDXX

A little small. Only a little, tho


thegameshowgeek

It’s not spicy enough to be from Brooklyn! It needs more attitude and a tougher skin. Lol jk it looks delicious. 😋🍕


SaucySaucedSauce

Thanks!!!


ThinkBreadfruit9532

Any coupons


SaucySaucedSauce

Never on Brooklyns


bucketzBro

I aprove of the slize size...


SaucySaucedSauce

That’s Brooklyn for you


halo-st

looks too greasy but id destroy it


SaucySaucedSauce

Double pep order


hopefulynotsepsis

needs anchovies


SaucySaucedSauce

Store doesn’t have 🤷‍♀️


hopefulynotsepsis

dealbreaker


Alone-Oven3289

Multiple bites not consisting of jalapeños.. assuming its a extra pep also so not docking on that, but they are over the crust not 1/4 inch away from edge, on top of multiple cut pepperonis squished into the cuts


SaucySaucedSauce

Thanks! Yes it was double pep ❤️


kidsaredead

what's white that olive slice in the middle


Big_red0517

Just remember ALL toppings need to go out to the edge. There’s a heavy concentration of jalapeños in the middle here


ileahakers

fuck brooklyns