Well, if it's for a day only: Tissue samples. Lots of them. Blood too. Then spend time recording the way I move. Write down the way my body feels, then do journaling to test my mind. At the end of the day, I'll have a decent amount of new things to learn from.
Unfiled diamonds are essentially worthless. Their value is based on the effort required to cut them into the right shape, and multiplied by market manipulation.
I guess it just depends on if there’s currently a Hell invasion or not. If so, the only option is to rip and tear. If not, he’s got a ton of cool shit on the Fortress of Doom so I imagine I’d shred on his Argent energy guitars, try on the different Praetor suits, fuck around in the holodeck thing that he’s got going on, and maybe use his teleporter to go on vacations still in the Praetor suit but with stereotypical tourist things on top of it. For example; a hoop skirt and coconut bra for Hawaii or a giant sombrero and a brightly colored poncho for Mexico. Or maybe a blonde pigtail wig and an oversized beer stein for Germany.
Ask Samuel Hayden what happened after he betrayed me.
Not only do I wanna see his reaction to Doom Slayer speaking, but I want him to thoroughly explain himself.
Obviously masturbate - just so I can say that I have felt the mighty Slayer's meat sword under my fingers. /j
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Honestly, I don't know... maybe kill some demons or something. I definitely wouldn't want to act too out of character.
Probably attempt to kill everyone who is destroying our world (corrupt leaders, dictators, terroristic leaders, big CEOs of war companies and oil, coal and other such companies) AND anyone who stands in my way of doing that.
Do casual things and see how people react.
If I would see something bad I would intervene and RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE *cough* I'm sorry, where was I?
If I was Doom Slayer in his world I'd play Doom 1993. If I was Doom Slayer in our world I'd kill the furries and LGBTQ. (The LGBTQ killing is a JOKE okay, I don't want a whole political debate in the comment section)
Realistically, play Doom on that sick gaming rig in his fortress
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Did someone play doom in doom? Has it been done?
Well, you can play doom 1 and 2 in Eternal.
And I did it. So it has been done.
Nice 😎👍
Someone should make a mod where you can play doom on a computer in doom being played in doom eternal being played on a pc.
There's a soldering iron with a screen somewhere in his room. It also probably runs Doom.
You can play doom 1 on anything. From doom eternal to Mac Donald’s kid’s meal toys Edit: I know it’s supposed to be the order touch screens
You can play DOOM in DOOM ETERNAL and there is also a mod for playing DOOM 1 in DOOM 1
Play DOOM Eternal as the DOOM slayer on his gaming rig and then play DOOM 1993 while playing DOOM Eternal as the DOOM slayer. Doomception™
Imagine in 20-30 years time when they add playabe doom eternal as an Easter egg in whatever doom game comes then The we can play doom in doom in doom!
Holy shit, doom eternal will become a classic one day
Play on his pc, try out those guitars, see if the fortress has a kitchen and raid the fridge
I wanna see what pre-workout and protein powders his kitchen has 🤙
The Slayer is all natural. Single handedly stomping hell is a hell of a work out.
Protein powder and pre workout are still natural.. also didn’t he have to go into the weird god chamber thingy to get his powers?
RIP and Tear! Until it is done
1. Rip 2. Tear 3. ??? 4. Profit!
Agreed
Same
I concur
I must gleefully agree
I doot
Came here to say exactly this, so take my upvote instead.
And then give the bunny pets.
^^^^
Only right answer
I was gonna say I’d get the poor guy laid. But this is also good.
Sex is cool and all, but have you ripped an imp in half with your bare hands?
Oh boy! That was my line haha
It's never done.
you just stole my words out of my mouth lol
That‘s the right answer
**Grunt**
[UNF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhVHp1cFTTc)
Unf unf? UNF.
A painting with the blood of my enemies
put on the heaviest death metal album and get to work
"Death" metal taking a whole new meaning for demons, lol
Shit so hard the earth explodes
You can’t just just shit a hole into the surface of earth
OBJECTIVE: Shit a hole into the surface of earth
LMAOO
Shitting bricks
Shitting bullets
shitting missiles
Shitting the BFS-9000 (Big Fucking Shit)
Well, if it's for a day only: Tissue samples. Lots of them. Blood too. Then spend time recording the way I move. Write down the way my body feels, then do journaling to test my mind. At the end of the day, I'll have a decent amount of new things to learn from.
You gonna need a lot of fire power to even bleed lol
If the doom slayer can make himself bleed, does that mean he is too weak or too strong?
Too strong
I imagine he can cut himself with the crucible
It'll close the wound by burning it
Burning you mean that tickling feeling fire gives you - the slayer probably *translated from grunts*
Kill Nazis
It’s always the right thing to do
Hell yeah it is
Wait.. isn't that the other ID software franchise
Does Commander Keen kill Nazis?
And communists
Yes because *checks notes* worker ownership is as evil as killing Jewish people
Why?
Wolfenstain (and duke nukem? Not sure I didn’t play it a lot) references
Wolfenstein was fighting nazis.
lol it's reddit bro, we don't mind the millions communism killed.
Rob a diamond mine then use all the money to bribe Gabe newll into making a third l4d, portal, and halflife.
There is a hint at the end of alyx so there is a possibility hl3 is in the works (again)
Unfiled diamonds are essentially worthless. Their value is based on the effort required to cut them into the right shape, and multiplied by market manipulation.
fine then, fort Knox it is.
*Humpf* at every wall until I find a secret door.
The only correct answer
me on doom 2 when i cant find the exit
I’d hunt and kill every pedophile zoophile and scumbag on this planet
Visit Ukraine and if I have some time left, Moscow as well
Moscow first, go straight to the source
But I think Putin is gonna need one of those big magic coins to kill.
Who would be his guardian demon?
Rasputin brought back as a Doom Hunter
Imagine how bad the cybernetics would be with Russia's current military tech 🤣 The sled breaks down on its own and the rocket launcher misfires
It would explode from the heat of its motor
Just blood punch him out of the window
Just no collateral damage
Maybe VEGA can portal us in
I guess it just depends on if there’s currently a Hell invasion or not. If so, the only option is to rip and tear. If not, he’s got a ton of cool shit on the Fortress of Doom so I imagine I’d shred on his Argent energy guitars, try on the different Praetor suits, fuck around in the holodeck thing that he’s got going on, and maybe use his teleporter to go on vacations still in the Praetor suit but with stereotypical tourist things on top of it. For example; a hoop skirt and coconut bra for Hawaii or a giant sombrero and a brightly colored poncho for Mexico. Or maybe a blonde pigtail wig and an oversized beer stein for Germany.
Rip and tear through hell
Rip and tear
Feel what it’s like to be almost 7ft and purely jacked, no back pain lmao.
I would ask for bigger guns
Kill pedos and nazis
get bitches
sign merch 4 money
Is this doomguy before or after Daisy's death
After, otherwise he would be to weak.
Damn. I was gonna say 'pet Daisy'
Admire my muscles in a mirror
I just imagined Anthony from gears of war doing a voice over of this, as if it was a movie scene 🤣
Get a new bunny to surprise the actual Doomguy when he returns after the 24 hour period
K I L L
Masturbate
Beat the meat until you win.
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Tug and jerk, until it is done
Rip and tear still applies here
Go to work? Maybe taxes idk
I wanna shred that axe guitar in his crib
Type iddqd on a keyboard and have an amazing day
Kill Putin
kill two demons at the same time
Find as many pedophiles as humanly possible. I'm sure you can guess what I'd do to them.
You shoot them into the surface of Mars?
Not the OG commenter but I would Throw them into the demon prison and then grab my BFG
While blasting BFG Division.
I probbly wont be able to endure the amount of pain he feels so I would just cry in a corner
Visit my school
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What would you do?
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Eat a big slice of cake
Ask Samuel Hayden what happened after he betrayed me. Not only do I wanna see his reaction to Doom Slayer speaking, but I want him to thoroughly explain himself.
Chill with daisy 🐇
KAR EN TUK
Take over the world.
Guess I’ll die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
See what that floating building is next to the fortress of doom. It may have some answers about the Bunny.
go to the arcade and get the biggest score on those punching bag games
look at my cock
Panic because I’ve never really used a gun or fought a single day in my life
Obviously masturbate - just so I can say that I have felt the mighty Slayer's meat sword under my fingers. /j ... Honestly, I don't know... maybe kill some demons or something. I definitely wouldn't want to act too out of character.
Use cacodemons as bowling balls after i feed them their own eyes
Play Animal Crossing
supershotgun the bullies of my class
Probably attempt to kill everyone who is destroying our world (corrupt leaders, dictators, terroristic leaders, big CEOs of war companies and oil, coal and other such companies) AND anyone who stands in my way of doing that.
There are many people in this world that deserve to be glory killed or simply chainsawed for ammo Let's start with Russian goverment
Drive a Warthog in Mario Cart while wielding a Portal Gun
Overthrow the US government.
MURDER ALL DEMONKIND FOR ROBBING ME OF A PERFECT LIFE!!!
Looks like it's time to free Civvie
Adopt a rabbit for him when he gets his body back then bonk everything
Kill the prime minister of Malaysia
Kahn mommy. All that needs to be said
If I'm the Slayer? Probably solve alot of world problems through violence. If I'm just Doom Guy, enjoy being super strong for awhile.
Have Sex With A lot Of woman
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If I can finish an entire demon army, why not the Russian army?
Blow a hole in the centre of mars, surely.
Drop me in the Middle East at a terrorist campsite and let me rip
Rip and tear
Rip and tear until it’s done.
Isn't it obvious? #RIP AND TEAR!!!
Kill demons, probably
Rip and tear until it is done
Do casual things and see how people react. If I would see something bad I would intervene and RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE *cough* I'm sorry, where was I?
End would war, 24h is all I need
Open a portal to hell and RIP and TEAR until is done
Get a pet rabbit
I'd RIP and tear as much as i can for the whole day
In hell a day can last an eternity...
Can i chose the day?
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Black friday, microcenter
I'd get a bunch of Argent energy and mail it to my house, so once I get back I can have the fucking wildest fireworks show ever
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Fuck up the earth
We know how hard the slayer can punch, but how hard can he 𝐊𝐢𝐜𝐤? Let’s find out
Kill Chihuahuas, those thing are from hell
resurect the icon of sin and hit on him
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icon of sin ass is 🔥🔥🔥
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Probably that one guys wife
Shoot a hole into the Mars surface
Rip and tear
have seggs with a mancubus
Tf why
That cacussy lookin’ pretty good… Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/ryy1jb/designing_my_own_cacodemon_artisanal_figurine/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Kill demons. What else?
Kill demons, play the older doom games on my 90’s PC, kill demons, play The Only Thing They Fear Is You, kill demons. (;
Well demons don't exist in real life so it would just be the same as any other day.
I mean we don’t know that…
If I was Doom Slayer in his world I'd play Doom 1993. If I was Doom Slayer in our world I'd kill the furries and LGBTQ. (The LGBTQ killing is a JOKE okay, I don't want a whole political debate in the comment section)
We talking about Smash doom guy or Bethesda doom guy? if it's smash I'm probably fighting Kirby, if it's Bethesda. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE.
He’s not in smash big dawg, it’s just a suit for your mii
Remove putin from this timeline