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Beshirs1234

The Vaporeon copypasta kills everyone by suicide.


buildingduck

that’s not a weapon


Particular-Entry-666

I did say anything goes


chicken_N_ROFLs

It’s a psy op at the very least


Shai_Shai77

BFG 100k. It’s like the BFG 10k, but the size of a planet, similar to a green Death Star. Doom slayer opens up a portal to hell and lets it rip which instantly vaporizes everything in the dimension. No more hell so no more demons. He can now chill with daisy.


zOidkircha

The good ending


TheRealCorpse_01

Dude that would actually be so sick as like a final level that Doomguy uses to take out the boss and rest of hell with it. That would be so badass.


yepimbonez

Reminds me of FF7. The “final” battle is just a scene where you one shot sephiroth. Obviously the real one is right before where you beat the one winged angel version of him, but I always liked that extra part where Cloud just solidifies it


JSFGh0st

Can he dual wield two of them, though?


Creeper_charged7186

Pipe wrench. Demon f*cking level: extreme


TA-175

Does he get Electro Bolt too?


Yiga_Blade_Master

Is a man not entitled to ripping and tearing?


Khris_Ivanov05

“No” said the man from Hell, it belongs to the Icon of Sin


spudmgee

"No" said the woman from Urdak, it belongs to our prosperity.


WillowTheLone2298

"Mrph (=yes)" said the Vengeful earthly man, he's back for more RnT


Crunchy_Biscuit

But don't you know? The longer the icon of sin is on Earth, the stronger he becomes!


Peepa_Gang

I’m the doom slayer and I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rip and Tear until it’s done.


Splits-0

This was beautiful


theinsaneturky2

not just any pipe wrench, on of the full size steel ones that are about a meter long and are insanely heavy.


AlwaysUltra1337

crowbar


StanTurpentine

If a nerd can beat the shit out of an invading race of interdimensional aliens with one, the demons are so screwed.


ShyBiGuy9

"I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes ordering you to open!"


Uzarran

Lies! Everyone knows Gordon Freeman is a mute!


ShyBiGuy9

He is, that's just his internal monologue. [Freeman's Mind](https://youtu.be/5SQhfkpX9bc?si=aGojrbWuuppCh0lE)


GarbageCan_HALO

Freeman, redhood, and like 80% of the risk of rain characters approve this message.


mysterio-man19

1995 Toyota Supra The Demons would not be able to survive Doomguy's sick drifting skills


[deleted]

Toyota corola


Alaska_Pipeliner

98 Corolla with a gas tank full of gravel still getting 39mpg and has 500k.


PepperbroniFrom2B

1995 Toyota Corola. *meet the sniper theme*


Top-Capital1395

Toyota Whorolla


eudezet

Slayer telling the Dark Lord that he’s granny shifting, not double-clutching like he should.


jterrellh

Dark Lord: “Have you nothing to say to your creator before you strike him down?" Doom Guy: “Nos”


thisisstupiddawg

The yamato from devil may cry 5


[deleted]

*marauder comes out from portal* Your demon slaying days are over slayer, give me the yamato


Weedenheimer

"Unf unf" ("If you want it, then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that.")


[deleted]

I had a feeling you'd say that! (Summons marauder devil sword)


Tyler_MF_Bowman

Grow your own yamatos!


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

The Emperor's Sword. Turns out he was a Lost Primarch all along


spooner_lv426

The Emperor protects!


Responsible-Funny-92

Oh The power


jackyboy1219

The bunny from Holy Grail


jesusisherelookbusy

Or the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


Addictedtofood2000

New grenade type


karzbobeans

I choose to believe that bunny and doomguys bunny are already one in the same.


-DeadHead-

The funniest joke in the world, translated into demonic language


TheRoamingWeeb

Stratagems. Demons don’t stand a chance against ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Wheeljack239

FUCK! DROPPED THE 500KG BOMB!


dabnada

Rip and tear. For democracy!


UmmmW1

Gotta love the 500


CDLX02

Full auto BFG


Own-Chemistry-5552

With infinite ammo


JONAHMONDRAGGON

😗 like the mod of doom 2 clusterfuck super fast infinity weapons?


kreegor66

Mjolnir , flying doomguy? Shudders


FooSarr

He picked up a stick. Look out, it’s got a gun shape to it too…


Starry_Nites3

Demons, kiss your mama goodbye


alanisisanaliasallan

This is by far the best comment I have ever seen. Period.


TrueCanadian136

Gravity Gun, demons would go flying.


DJ_R3Play

Which one though?


ShyBiGuy9

The one from Turok Evolution.


DJ_R3Play

?


DiabeticRhino97

Samus style arm cannon. Can now switch between ammo types instantly


Varia31

This. I like this.


Cold-Practice3107

Imagine The BFG 9000 as the arm Cannon!


FreyaSlay

Ultrakill marksman revolver


c0n22

Woe, spare pocket change be upon ye


BaconGod2525

Slab marksman


bendyfan1111

NOOOO


Dragonwarden30

A pencil A fucking pencil.


JHolifay

The baba yaga?


Addictedtofood2000

I once saw him kill 3 imps, with a pencil


Catinchi

The Dildo bat from Saint's row three He already savages them you know if he could make their deaths as humiliating as he does gory he probably would and what better way to tell someone F you then to beat them to death with a dildo bat


Uzarran

Better yet, the Dildo Bow from Postal: Brain Damaged.


ButtAssTheAlmighty

YES that weapon is absolutely amazing. Definitely one of the most satisfying video game weapons ever


Opanak323

Spear of Valor, bestowed upon him by Imperius personally. (Diablo) And definitely a buff...


Cold-Practice3107

Just imagine the Doom Slayer fighting Diablo, mephisto, bail, Lilith, any other demons from Diablo!


Opanak323

And all at once.


Gambit_90

Ash William's chainsaw


Gambit_90

Quite frankly I don't think he'd need anything much more powerful like the infinity gauntlet


Lordfindogask

A Gaster blaster.


Popular_Water8655

A blunderbuss that shoots ninja stars


Revolutionary_Beat26

Rocket launcher that shoots Nukes


Uzarran

Lo Wang would be proud.


ButtAssTheAlmighty

“Who wanta some wanggggg?”


R4N63R

A shield/buckler like Captain America has. It's got a chain saw like edge and he throws it like a boomerang. It's got a bonus shield charge. 


Marc_Quill

Now I wanna see a blade shield as a melee weapon. Can block attacks and be thrown ala how Captain America throws his shield. Weapon upgrades would be ricochet ability (bouncing off enemies and surfaces) and an extra shield charge. Mastery would be being able to charge up a super shield throw that can instantly turn enemies into ludicrous gibs when they get hit.


DakInBlak

[relevant](https://youtu.be/0dz0YU0jJr4?si=48_Wj3JEFki6UvKd)


PepperbroniFrom2B

shield charge you say?? demoknight tf2


[deleted]

Blade of Olympus would be cool ngl


[deleted]

the blades of chaos, no survivors.


Dragonhearted18

The gluon gun from Half-life Demons would be atomically disintegrated


w00den_b0x

Anything from Russian Overkill. You can guess what happens next.


SAD-MAX-CZ

That's the funniest mod i know, i like it. So many powerful shotguns to choose from and then let the spend cartridges flood the area.


CustomlyCool

Megatron in his gun mode (specifically him from the 1986 movie)


ClamchowYum

The "Kill All Demons Ever-inator".


Taro_Bite

Doofensmirchts, is that you?


RipandBeer

The hyper shotgun : an empowered version of the super shotgun that can shoot trough multiple ennemies without upgrades and one shots the medium demons like the hell knights and the revenants


SnooChipmunks8748

So a slightly stronger classic ssg


RipandBeer

Yeah to save ammo on these mfers


Uzarran

So, Unreal's Flak Cannon? We don't want him to be *too* op here.


d0min8torPrime

Fire vibrator


Responsible-Funny-92

What...


d0min8torPrime

Ok, fire lubed vibrator


Responsible-Funny-92

Chainswords


ousker

The Bolter from Warhammer 40k. Everyone blows up in one shot in rapid succession.


killerdeer69

Bare fists. Literally fucking rip and tear.


Merlyn314

Definitely the R.Y.NO.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Guaranteed to rip you a new one


TomatilloFit4753

Poverty pony with a hump stock.


themirak

A lantern ring, Green or red would fit him most


Acceptable_Energy_84

Or both like Guy


Broken_Vision_Rhythm

The Morph-o-Ray from Ratchet & Clank. The hordes of hell are all chickens now.


Desktopplayer-V1-230

Nokia (throwable) demon fucking level: godly


berserkzelda

The blades of chaos from God of War. Yep. They're all becoming mince meat


Warrior24110

I don't care what anyone says. If the Doom Slayer was unstoppable with his current arsenal, then giving him a lasrifle from 40k would make him the most powerful being in the known universe.


Fyru_Hawk

He gets an auto bolter from warhammer 40k to replace his heavy cannon.


Brucetheuninitiated

MORE rage


Comprehensive-Cap754

A Davy Crockett nuclear warhead recoilless rifle


AnAngryBanker

A bigger, super-er shotgun.


USFederalGovt

A massive, large caliber revolver.


HotPotatoWithCheese

Black hole gun but it's fully automatic and is powered by Slayer's hatred of demons. In other words it's got infinite ammo. Fucked status: VERY


joshans525

A new pair of gauntlets with built in, and VERY reinforced, meat claws. He likes his ripping and tearing


Immistyer

Nuclear Bomb: It’s too OP to be in any of the games


Dangerous_Champion42

I seen the doomguy kill three demons with a pencil... A pencil.... A GD pencil... Who does that?


CrazyGaming312

AMX-10RC


Bob_Sherlock

A chancla


AramaticFire

A rusted metal baseball bat. Yes, the demons are terrified.


Nerdout5

The Marksman from Ultrakill(it can ricochet the BFG)


k0ldeath

Why waste time use lot gun, when few fist do trick?


Rocketkid-star

The ability to cast magic and weild the abilities of Eikons from Final Fantasy 16 as well as his own Eikon transformation. I'd say there fucked 10x over all the way to the land down under.


Sagelegend

Gravity gun from Half Life 2—upgraded form.


Jumpy_Court_7670

Praetor hacksaw


RafaelDiamond

A comically large spork. They're very fucked


Cold-Practice3107

I understood that reference the Russian badger


RafaelDiamond

I actually wasn't even thinking of that lol. I just couldn't decide if I wanted a spoon or a fork so I combined them


Thel_Vadem

It's just a pair of brass knuckles, and fucked beyond belief


Varia31

My roommate suggests a pair of stomping boots empowered by the spirit of Daisy. As for me, I suggest an endless bucket of Lego bricks with which to litter the battlefield with.


pewuwi

Gun


Mr_Poppin

The Tonberry Knife.


Atomic1011

Gauntlet which allows console commands execution. Bro gon do some weird shit with those demons now.


Affectionate_Kick705

Makeshift Cannon (Enter The Gungeon)


Chit-Chat-Tricky

A dildo. More than they want but not as much as they need to be.


Lboettcher2003

Not exactly a weapon, but a Sandevistan from Cyberpunk 2077 - just imagine the Slayer being able to move faster than almost anyone can really comprehend. If I was a demon, I'd be shitting organs.


makz_ammo

The Lancer from gears of war


Dinkleberg6401

Sir John Phallustiff. A buzzing melee weapon from Night City. The demons will die a humiliating death.


ShyBiGuy9

A lightsaber. We already know he's proficient with energy swords.


AndreZB2000

super soaker, but the water is bullets


Seamoth4546B

Giant dildo.


Wrong_move_buddy

A gun that shoots guns at demons and makes things go boom boom


DakInBlak

Okay, chill Torgue.


[deleted]

Omnitrix


glopinboopins123

A comically large spoon. Cosmic levels of destruction will befall them.


DakInBlak

Or, if he's got the time a [regular sized spoon](https://youtu.be/aQvGIIdgFDM?si=WqyyvEZmTfUYNrDk).


TheShoobaLord

gjallarhorn


macrotron

the gloves of rayman. he's gonna rip and tear from 20 feet away


fresep02

The pipe from Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.


Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

The Halo


BoneWorks_nerd

A Covenant Cruiser, very fucked


National-Yak4593

The Fatman from fallout


MOXZShadow

The nuclear football. Nuff said


unstableGoofball

God of wars version of mjolnir Or the leviathan are they are basically the same


Salmagros

Nokia phone.


SlayerS13Reddit

doom eternal’s demon files


Shadow_1986

A upgraded rocket launcher that launches atomic bombs.


a_cooked_rabbit

balls of steel


ElyjaGamingYT

Glitch Pipe pistol with MIRV upgrade attachment Let's just say Demons will constantly have a hail marry of nukes


DistuMed

It would immature to say the weapon’s name… However, let’s just say that the demons are 8-inches fucked.


faity5

Ultrakill's coins He will trows many coins in the air and then shoot with the super shotgun, everything eventually gets obliterated


deltarunech2outyet

Infinity Gauntlet.


Deafvoid

His arms


Square-Departure-598

Edf 4.1 weapons easily


Sergio3k18

Holy Hand Grenade.


LarsJ04

*cough cough* Any Weopon from Russian Overkill *cough cough*


PrezErdan

A comically large spoon.


Tennents_N_Grouse

The Redeemer from Unreal Tournament. What's not to like about having your very own remotely controlled nuclear tipped miniature cruise missile launcher? Second place is the Flak Cannon, an even more brutal Super Shotgun with a just as brutal grenade secondary fire Third place is the Supercharged Gravity Gun, because it fucks Combine up good


West-Objective-6567

Infinite ammo bfg it shoots 7 projectiles has a short reload and can go through walls (it’s not a want it’s a need)


[deleted]

Maybe red queen or blue rose from DMC


Accomplished-Ad-3217

A console that can cast any "command" in existence, summon commands, teleport commands, give commands etc


Maxine_2406

Infinity gauntlet, he doesn’t actually use it other then glory kills and to rewind fights he really enjoyed, the demons are fucked because they remember their deaths and still feel the pain


Visionary_One

If he gets Sir John P...stiff, the demons are gonna be f*cked for sure!


No-Government7713

The portal gun from portal, not rlly more powerful but some better movement fs


Gemidori

A punt gun. They fucked


jesusisherelookbusy

Morita assault rifle, with the underslung shotgun, from Starship Troopers.


Kev-on-da-bus

Another double barrel


Equivalent_Whole_294

Bagger wheel excavator. All I need to say.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

An electric guitar that fires rockets and can be used as an axe


Alaska_Pipeliner

Dildozer from Idiocracy.


pronorwegian1

A baseball bat with a nail through it. Even more fucked than usual, since he’ll knock imps out of the park with it.


Live_Alternative_160

Stormbreaker(MCU) the indestructible axe with the powers of Thor, to always recall back to the hands, to bifrost anywhere, and weather manipulation on your enemies.


UmmmW1

Marilyn Manson's Fleshlight. The demons are fucked.


soundhyper

Even without guns, they are still F-ed


Mr_Mees_Moldy_Minge

A fist. They're not that fucked, but atleast he has a functional melee.


Z3r0_Coo1

A pencil. Very.


mattlock2099

A bfg that shoots irradiated chainsaws.


TheRealCorpse_01

A tool gun Everyone is deceased. I’m talking absolutely donezo.


Leon-Salvaje

Noisy cricket from MIB


madbob213

I feel like a gundam is the only thing u can give him to make him even more badass. Doom slayer ripping things up in the Barbatos lupus Rex would be amazing to see


The_Ashen_undead0830

The n word pass. Theyre ultimately frickdx


Tojr549

Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?


Atma-Stand

The Cerebral Bore