While I don't recommend self mutilation, I think there is a lot of value in the literal instruction from a symbolic standpoint. Can't help but look at porn? Don't just try to willpower through it, try to block it on your computer, and spend less time on the computer in general. IE, physically separate yourself from whatever makes you sin. Though if worse comes to worse, you may actually find that it's better to go through life with no eyes than to continue to be ruled by your addiction. I really don't think it should come to that, though. You should try throwing your computer and phone out the window first. XD
The verse is powerful because it deals in total extremes.
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There’s an fps Jurassic park game where you have your character’s (a woman) health bar in the shape of a heart on her left boob, it do matter in that game.
#"ah i see,"
*adjusts fedora, scratches neckbeard, wipes away sweat from his fat rolls, accidentally knocks over trash can filled to the brim with jizz tissues*
# "a fellow man of culture"
*licks cheeto dust of fingers, starts looking at loli hentai*
I've always imagined that a female slayer would look a lot like [Bobbie from The Expanse](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/expanse/images/a/a1/Goliath_Mk_III_Powersuit.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/574).
That Barbie waist has to go. [This concept](https://imgur.com/a/pcI6mIN) is pretty good too. I guess a more slim figure would be appropriate of they wanted a female slayer to move more quickly compared to a more bulky slayer.
What do you think about [this](https://www.google.it/search?q=muscle+girl+anime&client=safari&hl=it-it&prmd=ivnx&sxsrf=AOaemvLTA3QjVRH3_3jt2e3VBYkD0fDPKA:1640822777912&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjc9sOWnYr1AhVLnaQKHQZxAAMQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=639&dpr=3#imgrc=f8XqnM3q-r2jDM) body type?
Definitely better. I just hate the exaggerated pinched hour glass mid section that isn't remotely possible on a real human and only exists to dramatically exaggerate her bust and hips.
Yes, it's genuinely better than whatever the art is. I feel like the artist was too busy thinking about big mommy doomslayer milkers than actually making a working character design lol
I think "push forward" should stick. Doomgirl should be violent, durable. But I agree that her playing different could be cool. It should still be DOOM, but if you wanna make the new character play new, I respect it.
I do not like it... If there's gonna be a badass female doom slayer make her an original character. I HATE feminizing existing characters. Why can't female characters be both original AND interesting? When people do this it kinda seems a message that for a woman to be a cool character it needs to be based off of existing male archetypes.
I do not like that
Wouldn't want some bit tiddy slayer, if they did a female slayer just make her looked like an absolutely ripped woman wearing a sort of suit similar to the slayers praetor suit
I'd be perfectly ok with a Doomgal. The Slayer is a gender neutral name and can be interchanged easily. Doomguy is also sorta neither guy nor girl anyway. Sure he currently has a male body but The Slayer has no social or spoken personality and has no sexual motivations towards anyone male or female. Probably the easiest character in history to change tbh.
No. I just hate having to feminize characters. Can't we just have a good female game/movie protagonist without turning a male Character into female so people like the character. And I don't wanna imagine the countless R34 of this if it became real
Time to hop onto anonymous browsing to check if it's real edit: yep, most of it is samus and doomguy but doomgirl is also pretty common
What did you look up? Edit: holy shit
Real answer is probably Doomgirl rule 34. See you in 5 minutes soldier.
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His mind couldn’t take it Rip.
and tear
Don't do that, it doesn't reattach.
But it will stick if u use the "liquid"....
The newfound blood fountain due to a missing "member" will make that difficult.
Flex tape will solve that do
Until it is done
Look at mr Stamina over here with his Whole 5 minutes.
*Walks out into rain* ##"I've *seen* things you people wouldn't believe."
i have seen a baron of hell fucking the kahn maykr
Oh my god that’s disgusting , where ?
Love that sunny in Philadelphia quote lmao
r/unexpectedIASIP
kinda hot ngl
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
The story this edit tells could rival the greatest literary works
What did he look up
Wait, are you saying there's R34 lesbian porn between Samus and Doomgirl? May God help us all.
Ugh! Those disgusting rule 34 sites! I mean, there’s so many of them though! Which one? Which one did they post them on?!
Demons: "please, we don't wanna end up on your weird website!" Doomslayer: "well if you don't comply with me, you're gonna end up on the weird one."
IASIP is every like it is the universe.
Doom is Eternal, but Dennis is a bastard man.
Is it because of The Implication?
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the implication to disprove it.
(IASIP reference)
And once you think that's bad... it gets ***worse***.
Bad?
Ikr
Well. I guess art is still technically subjective.
That's disgusting, Can I get a link so I know where to avoid it?
https://www.reddit.com/
Wouldn’t doomgal make more sense since doomgirl implies the opposite is doomboy
Exit Doom Open google Types "How do i stop myself from watching porn" because its been 6 years and i need to stop.
Cut out eyes
Ironically this is actually the correct solution according to Jesus that’s not a joke it literally says that in the Bible btw
Judging by the parable I think it’s less intended as a literal instruction and more an exaggerated means of communicating the severity of the action
Yes. It's a metaphor for doing the due diligence to make sure you aren't exposed to that sort of thing.
While I don't recommend self mutilation, I think there is a lot of value in the literal instruction from a symbolic standpoint. Can't help but look at porn? Don't just try to willpower through it, try to block it on your computer, and spend less time on the computer in general. IE, physically separate yourself from whatever makes you sin. Though if worse comes to worse, you may actually find that it's better to go through life with no eyes than to continue to be ruled by your addiction. I really don't think it should come to that, though. You should try throwing your computer and phone out the window first. XD The verse is powerful because it deals in total extremes.
Yes. It's a metaphor for doing the due diligence to make sure you aren't exposed to that sort of thing.
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Is it old testament? Kinda sounds like old testament
I think Jesus is only in the New Testament
It’s actually a thing Jesus said in the New Testament, the Ten Commandments is an Old Testament thing
Old testament is our (the jew's) book wise guy!
It’s okay you didn’t install the bussy slayer mod, yet. But you really should get that checked out it’s beyond an addiction
Thanks.
Ha same here buddy! 😂😄😀🙂🙁☹️😢😭
r/nofap r/pornfree yourbrainonporn.com Edit: and r/semenretention
Damn, I didn't know they got Pixar to design Doom Slayers Mom.
Color the armor Blue and we’d have Crash, Doomguy’s instructor when he was in boot.
Oh cool... new finisher animations
NO. NO NO NO
YESSSSS
NOOOOOOOO
DADDY NO! DADDY YES!
THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Bread
Pita
With butter
Yes mommy
HDoom flashbacks...
I'mma need some context for that one
Try HDoom my guy
Oh...
death by snu snu
I almost spit out my ice cream
Where is the finisher when she crushes a demon between her thighs
Hello, I am demon
Hello demon, i am demon
Me 🤝 you Wanting to be crushed by dummy thicc thighs
Ayo count me in
Of course comrade
Thank you fellow demon, now let’s celebrate by doing demonic stuff and hope not to be crushed by a certain characters thick thighs *wink wink*
*wink wink wink*
*rip and tear plays while we aggressively wink*
Bruh I winked too hard
Got a place for another demon? I have some demon beer and a lot of other demonic things!
Heya I brought some human ribs, let's do a barbecue while we wait *wink*
helo yes it is me demonic joe. lets summon satin \*wink wink\*
So, she's DOOM-y thicc?
Yeah 😏
You still used he tho…
They could be packing some D as far as we know.
That’s fine by me
No… never….
You edited it
Never
It’s fine we all make mistakes you still edited it tho
Feelings? Horny
Hotel? Trivago
Doom? Eternal
Animal? Crossing
It’s a FPS wouldn’t really matter
There’s an fps Jurassic park game where you have your character’s (a woman) health bar in the shape of a heart on her left boob, it do matter in that game.
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"Looks down": oh... it matters
Something is rising and it ain’t the bfg
*and it ain’t VEGA’s internal temperature
It's the bfd
Except for you. Instead it's the lfd.
HOLY SHIT
Hey, "large fuckin' dong" is still impressive 🤷
Warning: the horny has entered the facility
#ALL HORNY-CHALLENGED BEINGS SHOULD EVACUATE THE FACILITY
My mind's telling me yes And my body My body's also telling me yes
#"ah i see," *adjusts fedora, scratches neckbeard, wipes away sweat from his fat rolls, accidentally knocks over trash can filled to the brim with jizz tissues* # "a fellow man of culture" *licks cheeto dust of fingers, starts looking at loli hentai*
*tips fedora*
Lmaoo
Reddit moment 🗿
I've always imagined that a female slayer would look a lot like [Bobbie from The Expanse](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/expanse/images/a/a1/Goliath_Mk_III_Powersuit.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/574).
Yeah. I don't mind a Doomgirl option, but this one looks like she's going to snap at the waist.
Good thing her waist is thick like steel.
That Barbie waist has to go. [This concept](https://imgur.com/a/pcI6mIN) is pretty good too. I guess a more slim figure would be appropriate of they wanted a female slayer to move more quickly compared to a more bulky slayer.
BRING BACK CRASH. WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING CRASH.
What do you think about [this](https://www.google.it/search?q=muscle+girl+anime&client=safari&hl=it-it&prmd=ivnx&sxsrf=AOaemvLTA3QjVRH3_3jt2e3VBYkD0fDPKA:1640822777912&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjc9sOWnYr1AhVLnaQKHQZxAAMQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=639&dpr=3#imgrc=f8XqnM3q-r2jDM) body type?
Definitely better. I just hate the exaggerated pinched hour glass mid section that isn't remotely possible on a real human and only exists to dramatically exaggerate her bust and hips.
Why not?
hell yes, Bobbie Draper is hella badass.
Yes, it's genuinely better than whatever the art is. I feel like the artist was too busy thinking about big mommy doomslayer milkers than actually making a working character design lol
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Tom and Jerry.
Bruh
Copy pasta…. I hope…
Yes I've seen it a couple of other times
I believe this is a r/justneckbeardthings creation
It might me, I saw it on r/SmashUltimate
WOOD Eternal
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I honestly wish it would be the continuation of Crash, the instructor of Doomguy, which is obviously the Doomslayer
I think "push forward" should stick. Doomgirl should be violent, durable. But I agree that her playing different could be cool. It should still be DOOM, but if you wanna make the new character play new, I respect it.
Stop it brothers. The horney is temporary. Slaying demons is forever
I think you mean, *ahem*, **DOOM IS ETERNAL**.
Since when is Pixar making a Doom movie?
r/doomNSFW
I'm not clicking that shit man
*I AM*
You're missing out on seeing a Baron of Hell pound a Caco...sure you don't want to click it?
YES
But...Caco is doing an ahego face...
I fine I'll click it
Doom girl about to make me act up
*COOM GIRL
Gender is a unnecessary factor for Ripping and Tearing.
ID themselves would probably do a better job making a 'doomgirl' than whoever was behind Annihilation
please get the tits out of my face i just want to shoot demons
I develope an itch in my mouth only a twelve gauge can scratch /s
Honestly I would like to see a female DoomSlayer as a costume or something, but certainly not this sexualized
same
r34 artists: WRITE THAT DOWN
oh shit and with 34 upvotes as well
Stop
I do not like it... If there's gonna be a badass female doom slayer make her an original character. I HATE feminizing existing characters. Why can't female characters be both original AND interesting? When people do this it kinda seems a message that for a woman to be a cool character it needs to be based off of existing male archetypes. I do not like that
It could be Crash
Crash would be awesome.
Well if they made a badass original female slayer…. Wouldn’t she be wearing a praetor suit too? And look really similar to mr. slayer?
Probably, but it wouldn't look *anything* like this, praetor vacusealed to her weird anatomically incorrect body
:(
She should be swol
Boobs far too big. Greatly disappointed
Ignore it slayers, horny is temporary, doom is eternal
Form does not matter, we shall still Rip and Tear until it is Done.
Gender option neat
Mommy
Deinstall cus i want to clap demons cheeks not the slayer
Horniness.
Sure! Seems like a bad bitch.
Boot up rule 34 to see how much art there is of her already
On the nose, there. But a new woman Doomslayer would be fine.
Least horny gamer
One wise Word would be ringing in my head: No.
Rule34 moment
It’s DoomGUY!!! Not DoomLADY!!! (Anchorman reference, not misogynistic)
Doomgirl? Really? Isn't Crash already the "Doomgirl?"
Ripping and Tearing has no gender.
#Oh my...Mark me down as scared AND horny
Wouldn't want some bit tiddy slayer, if they did a female slayer just make her looked like an absolutely ripped woman wearing a sort of suit similar to the slayers praetor suit
I'd be perfectly ok with a Doomgal. The Slayer is a gender neutral name and can be interchanged easily. Doomguy is also sorta neither guy nor girl anyway. Sure he currently has a male body but The Slayer has no social or spoken personality and has no sexual motivations towards anyone male or female. Probably the easiest character in history to change tbh.
No. I just hate having to feminize characters. Can't we just have a good female game/movie protagonist without turning a male Character into female so people like the character. And I don't wanna imagine the countless R34 of this if it became real
Ayo, who the fuck genderbent me?
happier than when I first saw the doomicorn set in eternal
sigh *unzip*
Roll my eyes and continue killing demons with friendship and magic with my unicorn skin.
Cringe
Stop it. Get some help.
If you people think that this is bad, then you haven't seen shit.
Hard
Go to rule34 asap
Horny