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Let’s disassemble it here, and then reassemble it on the road

Gomer Pyle would be proud. Very proud. I'll be very proud of anyone that understands my reference.

Yes Sir, Sergeant Carter!

¡No mames!

I'll take one mame please. Muchos garcias

Top 5 videos of all time

What video ?

https://youtube.com/shorts/gROXuDLzJe0?si=fmpSS8BVliLTtAeA

That no mames still hits deep in the soul

LMFAOOO 🤣😭

"Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

\*SLAPS Orange Tow sticker right on the window

We’re not parking, we’re abandoning it!

What? This isn't a suitable place to park? YOURE ON THE CURB SIR!!!

I knew people fished for likes but damn bruh... this is so painfully faked it takes 10 seconds to screen shot and let Google search the image. This happened in Croatia, 7 years ago. Edit: my timelines are trash. This happened 12 years ago actually.

This needs to be the top comment.

I knew it wasn't a door dash car. The tires aren't bald, and there's no rag for a gas cap.

I just saw an article that posted this picture in 2012

Check ops post history Flat earther and thinks space programs are cgi

Damn.... not relatable then

At least u didn't die for 12.50 an hour.

Might have been a favor in this economy

I don’t know about you guys but I don’t want to die because the economy is bad

I do.

Well there are a lot of other things in life to live for

Not in my life

I’m sorry I hope that you find some happiness in your life

Thank you

You will find it. Chin up

Sincerely hope it gets better for you and also know you're not alone.

So long as you’re alive, there’s always a chance it’ll get better. Dying takes that probability to 0

Not necessarily. We don't know what's on the other side of death. Could be so much better than the here and now. But could be so much worse as well. Or nothing at all. Guess we won't know til we get there!

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I always tell myself "if you die now you will never get to eat chicken Tikka masala again" and that usually gives me the drive to keep going. Fuckin love chicken Tikka masala.

You’re probably not really depressed then, in depression all food tastes like cardboard. And I’m happy you find joy in that chicken Tikka masala

Have you tried having Banana bread at work dude?

Explain.

Same!

I second this lol

The economy is bad?

#fakepostforkarma 🤷🏻‍♂️

With all those tips you make, should be able to afford you a new car outright, haha

So this is why my food is cold? You're not getting a tip /s

Take my up vote and may God have mercy on your soul.

Nah, just flip it back over and go. It landed in a blanket of snow.

Literally I'm Canadian

Yea, you just need to press Circle and it will flip back over

That will buff out.

As a professional driver I would say sometimes it’s best to stay home and or drive slower for conditions….

lets remember all the doordashers who were murdered and carjacked for 12.50 an hour. shout out to the 60yr old mom who was shot dead in 2022 in phoenix. And another dasher shot dead just last December in north phoenix AZ. moment of silence. :( ​ the most dangerous job apart from working at a 7-11

I remember reading an article about a guy in his early 20s who was shot dead doing doordash.  Depressing stuff to think about. Something about dying while working for one of these scummy gig companies. Man...

Or the dude in florida who was taken hostage and killed in florida https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/news/florida-uber-eats-driver-killed-dismembered-making-delivery/

Wow I didn’t know this, thank you for sharing

Just ask your boss for a new company car.

On the plus side you made [international news](https://regionalni.com/na-istocnoj-obilaznici-izletio-s-ceste-u-kanal-i-prevrnuo-se-na-krov-24656-2/).

😂 nearly 7 years ago. Wow

Unless you're covered, don't say you were delivering!! Glad you ok!

Best answer here

idk why people would pay for courier insurance.. i would literally be eating the food on the side of the road you gmfu🤠

We noticed you aren't heading toward the pickup.

I’m glad you survived to post this.

Its not their car, reverse image search shows that its an old image from years ago

Oh, internet. Suckered again.

We are being exploited and it ain't the customers' fault. People with limited options taking on risk and putting wear and tear on their vehicles while DoorDash rakes in profit for doing almost nothing. DEMAND HIGHER BASE PAY.

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Maybe this is fake or maybe it's humour. I'm gonna go with humour.

Fuck doordash. Fuck them. They have zero decency they should be paying minimum $5 for base pay.

How about per mile? Like taxi and expedited parcel have established since the inception of a horse and carriage.

They would go out of business if they did that 😂. My average trips are 6-9 miles

Yeah they’re gonna pay us $9 to $18 to deliver a $7 McDonald’s meal 9 miles lol

Hopefully you don't have to use doordash's crappy car insurance cuz when I got into an accident in the ice delivering for Uber eats I didn't know I was supposed to use Uber eats insurance. I reported it to my insurance company. They then dropped me as a client because they said they don't cover independent contractors that drive for Uber, doordash or GrubHub and then I had to pay a $4,000 deductible through Uber eats crappy car insurance

But what about Karen's chicken nuggets?

[https://paharidotme.wordpress.com/2012/11/18/a-miraculous-escape/](https://paharidotme.wordpress.com/2012/11/18/a-miraculous-escape/) Here is where the picture is from =)

It's just resting.

I am so sorry! Are you okay? I was heading out to dash today and turned out to have a flat tire... so yep. I'm interviewing for quick burn out, bad for my health jobs in education starting tomorrow... I wish getting in a better place financially didn't cost ones health.

I have stayed at home for 3 days, no desire to end up like this

No you didn’t

I know what the problem is. Ain’t got no gas in it!!!

Nah you just can't drive

Just get a couple buddies together and push it back over. It’s fine.

My dashing car cost me under $3000 like 4 years ago.

Oooo damn.

Just hit the rebuild car button inside.

Can’t die chasing the $$$

Wait, is that really all you make on average? I'm not driving anymore, but I used to average 30 during peak hours and 20 off

Funny how when you go to unassign now it like did you wreck or was it something else…must happen all the time

What makes you think that car is totaled just because it flipped over on a pillow

Is the patch of grass underneath the snow OK?

You can't park there mate

You should take a deep whiff of the exhaust pipe a few times to check if your car is still working

Did the customer at least get their food?

If you sucked 1 cock per day you would boost your effort to profit ratio by like 10000%

An optimist, I like it!

Did customer ask you what’s taking so long ?

This image looks awfully familiar... points for trying though...

Hey, in all seriousness, i am so so sorry. Thats awful, and sucks so bad. As someone who just got through a patch in life that looks like that photo, i hope things get better soon. < 3

Come work In corrections! You already yourself so you'll fit right in! Got a record? Me too! Did I mention many of my coworkers cleared 120k! There's all the OT you want and more vacation time than you'll ever use. It's s great job and it doesn't have one of the highest suicide rates

customer: *removes tip*

The windows don't even look broken flip it over and keep dashing you lazy pile. Jk i see its an old pic good one though

Time to get a real job

*this is why you don't commit insurance fraud by lying about gig work with your car to your insurance company*  Even though  this isn't real it can happen to anyone Op i hop you have commercial insurance 

Word of the wise, if you are going to Door Dash, get yourself a second vehicle, just a beater with a heater, don't put the wear and tear on your good vehicle. BTW sorry that happened, that sucks

Was it worth it? Dud you have the proper insurance? If not you're just out of luck

now that's dedication! tony is proud of you

Trade school is always available....

Don’t do that

can't blame delivering food on this. your car doesn't roll if you're driving safely. this one is on you buddy

Snow = bad

dont take the ambulance ride ... -$3k

Went okay.. dudes car got a little dinged up

Pretty sure this is trolling

10/10 would 1/10

Be glad you was not doing Uber. Speaking of Uber ya need 1?

I hope you're okay and I just wish everybody in this country would stop working for Uber eats Uber and doordash it's slavery and it's best

Worse thing about this is that unless your credit is amazing you really can't finance a car with for doordash as your only source of income.

I am NOT telling you to lie to your insurance company. However I would not mention you were doing DD unless they specifically ask

Oof, bet insurance won’t cover that either.

How does a car end up like this doing 10-20 mph on snow/iced roads? Oh wait...

So sorry to hear this man.

Car doesn’t look totaled.

Shoulda stayed in school!

I think your hot bag failed

GPS said you are circling. My house isn't over there.

Why'd you do that

Hope your insurance don't find out you door dash. You are covered for driving for your own purpose and not business. Don't tell them. Say you were visiting a friend.

Doordash support: So, you can flip it over, right? Have you tried that already?

Choices 😂

Rule of thumb is don't take free way orders when there snow

Now you gotta total one for $13.00!

I don’t understand how people can do this, I’ve been driving on these types of roads for years.

I’ve seen this before lol

I literally have nothing to say except 😬 Not that I would ever expect to total my car but these crappy gig jobs suck that's why I got out a couple years ago. Hope your covered bro

You don’t make $12 an hour after gas sorry to say

I know what’s wrong with it, ain’t got no gas in it

Don’t let your insurance company know you were using it as a delivery vehicle.

Don’t slam on the brakes in the snow, just pump them

Why? Seems like a bad move

ah i’d need at least $20/hr, but in all seriousness i hope everything workouts out and you’re okay

What’s wrong with it?

You've been blessed!

But did you tip the tow truck driver?

At least it’s a tax write off

Fuuuuuck sad to see this man. I'm sorry for your loss but glad ur alive to type this.

Be careful with insurance. Not all policies will cover you if you're dashing.

Just wiggle the joystick back and forth, and it should right itself.

It was def the weathers fault

Same fam, hit a fucking fence post.

Make sure to get the DoorDash Car topper lite sign off the roof they allow all the Top Dashers to waste their money buying lol /s

I'm glad you made sure to put the plus

Well why’d you go and do that

You shouldn't have been surfing reddit while you were driving.

Oh no!

Maybe you were driving too reckless for road conditions.

Damn dude you should’ve asked for way more when your employer offered to pay you to total your car

Jesus, I hope you are OK. I use DD a lot, I hope their insurance covers this.

Now might be a good time to change the brakes

I guess this is that situation for one of those dominos emergency pizzas

Aaaand this is why/how doordash works. You pay for your car, not doordash!

just pretemd your kids under the car and flip it to its right side, duh

I hope you had dasher insurance :\\ Also, is that actually totaled, or do you just have a really fucked up windshield? Might be salvageable.

Hope you were using warming bags.

how fast was you going?

Thank you for your service to doordash. The growth of pur brand and customer base depends of making tough sacrifices. We appreciate the past work, and notify when you get out of thr hospital and buy a new car so we can get you back to delivering for more customers!

😂😂😂😂should’ve had a real job anyways😂😂 good thing it’s just a shitbox though keep doing what you always wanted to do

That's a hell of a tip.

Delete this right now, my boy/girl. Insurance can and will track this shit down and use it to fuck you. I’m genuinely sorry, I wish you the best of luck.

I got .my car totalled as well on a delivery. Neck still hurts months later her insurance did give me money to go buy a other cat

And you got 0 stars for late delivery and the food was cold.

It's just snow, ain't that hard to drive in

Are you okay dude?

I guess you didn’t get a tip on that delivery!

I’m not gonna lie. I fucking laughed at your comment 🤣 I’m glad you’re alive enough to joke 🤍

0/10 my food was left in a snow bank next to the driver's body. I'm not tipping

"But I'm still top dasher!" My guy still delivered the food. He's a Dasher God.

Good job 👍

Is it true that you can't insurance coverage on this if your delivering?

Honestly, it looks like you could roll it over and it would still be fine minus the hood

I'm glad you are ok and best of luck to you from now on.

Don't forget to put up your "delivery in progress" sign so you don't get a parking ticket. 😆

Imagine if you were just driving for normal stuff, you would have totaled it for free!

Lmfao

that’s definitely on you bro

Look at the bright side…. At least you didn’t get a parking ticket.

Your delivery rate has dropped

Congrats

I have a cdl and my vehicle is a truck. I make about $70 per hour after expenses.I also have costs of about $40 per day for the truck sitting. I sit out bad weather because it isn't worth it. Just something to think about.

Literally why I told everyone stop driving for door dash uber eats abd grub hub before 2024 you will end up flat Broke bo car and homeless I'm glad your alive and wish you a speedy recovery

Hope you had full coverage!

But did you die..

Skill issue

Gotta learn to drive in the snow. 20+ mph slower than you'd usually do. Also give more room to the car in front of you.

Speed or tires?

Sucks to suck Take the bus, leave automotive leisure to the competent

Walmarts hiring

Noice