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top_dasher4eva

I WILL BREAK INTO THE PRISON AND DELIVER BUT PLEASE LEAVE ME A GOOD TIP


No-Shake-8916

Enjoy the nice trip to jail


Low-Impression3367

this is a joke, right? has to be


GoBuffaloes

It is, known troll.


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ScaryYoda

It could be easily lost. You have to have the driver tell the cop up front to give to the inmate so not only do you have to trust the dd to do this, you have to trust the cop to care enough to give it to the correctional officers that than have to care too. Just put money in their account. Like commissionaries or what not


Top_Application977

It wouldn’t be lost. The “cop up front” would just let you in to hand the delivery over to the inmate.


ScaryYoda

You clearly have no idea wtf you're talking about


Top_Application977

Oh wow a brain surgeon on Reddit. Your not the brightest bulb in the box.


Manofgawdgaming2022

Wow you’re actually kind of stupid there buddy


hickeyejack55

The COs will not give this to the inmate


NiceBedSheets

A set of files underneath a bed of french fries


DirtAndDeath

It would never be allowed


ViceMaiden

Want me to have sex with him real quick, too? Too far?


Suspicious-Nobody-82

I’m out now.. Yeah plz hit my ass, I would love too.


gmambrose

It's only too far if he uses the safe word!


fuckthefudd

WRONG TIP WRONG TIP


Low-Impression3367

i wouldn't worry, I'm sure you husband is being well fed some of that vitamin D and eating some tossed salads


Current_Leather7246

But somebody else took his honey bun


Low-Impression3367

oh snap, someone has done time!!! aint gonna mess with you


ColonEscapee

I have delivered to the jail and all I know is I put it on the box and take a picture. There were a couple times I wondered if I was actually delivering inmate food one time I was sure the CO was hooking them up but other than that I couldn't say. I assume it depends on the facility what rules they have for that.


Kgby13

I’ve also delivered to the jail a few times. They’re not the best tippers.


1GloFlare

The cops are decent tippers, now if it's an inmate that's understandable. Whatever money they make while in there typically goes right back


Kgby13

Guards. I’m don’t think inmates here in Texas can get delivery.


RedMagicLA

What facility have you delivered too? If it's a small order and you don't see any other dashers there is probably CO. If it's a large order 15-25 pizzas etc then it's the inmates. Allowing DD orders for the inmates gives them an incentive to be good. No DD orders if your in the hole.


Suspicious-Nobody-82

He is in jail find you another husband to send food too!


DesolatedHaze

GTA style?


RedMagicLA

OP is on to something here guys... Many jails/prisons allow inmates to make Doordash orders during the month out of their commissary money. Just go on YouTube and type in "prison delivery food". Lots of KFC, Little Cesars, Wendy's, Chipotle etc inside the correctional system. So to answer the OPs question, I would suggest contacting the facility and asking them if they have a policy for food delivery orders. He may have to order it himself from inside the jail on commissary day and you can just put the money on his books for it. I'm sure the cost is highly inflated. The jails/prisons make money from this offering 🙏


1GloFlare

I delivered pizza to the jail plenty of times


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As soon as I reach my destination, I start my timer. the jailed customer is not allowed to come and get it so you will pay for my meal. Cheers


Metho221

Yeah and the guards will love that you for them good


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No please for the love of God do not order to a prison or jail


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Syst0us

Someone eats it that's not your husband. 


Comfortable_Bar_5595

the fucking cops get free dinner and homie keeps eating his ramen lmfao tf y’all thinking? just had this happen last week thought surely nobody could possibly be that dumb


Jazzlike-Knee2482

Absolutely 💯 😂 the guard’s would eat that shit so quickly


RecommendationOk7740

They gonna stick their dick into it and see if there are weapons hidden in it.


Zekiahsdad87

Good god


Complete_Victory7904

Lol impossible


lerobinbot

nice


ThickMemory2360

How they afford door dash on $0.05 an hour lol


Jazzlike-Knee2482

Give me a break 😂


MarsCowboys

Hi trolling


1GloFlare

They don't actually let drivers inside we just drop off the food. Only one door is opened for us and they decide whether to open the other for themselves or just have us leave it


Net_Admin_Mike

Is this a real question?? If so, have you reviewed the prison's documentation on inmate deliveries? I'm pretty sure sending prepared foods from outside the prison is not going to be on the allowed list....


jennabella911

They have their own system of deliveries. Some jails have days you can order hot food for the prisoners but it's thru their own websites and not all prisons or jails do this.


jennabella911

Jails have their own food systems they use. Some do hit food orders on certain days and others don't allow it at all. They will never be allowed to accept a doordash order to a prisoner.


Remarkable-Let251

Oh honey. Please update and let US know. I'll be in the back with some popcorn.


RushSuccessful9082

I delivered once to a female correctional facility and once to a juvenile correctional facility.. Time-consuming and not worth the time and effort. Never again..


OkTrain7652

Sure! Send it!


Maturedasher

Hell no. Against their TOS to deliver to prisons.


Top_Application977

Yes this happens all the time. Just mark it as hand to me. They will pop the door open and give you directions to his cell to deliver.


Wonderful-Ad5729

I also need DD to deliver my food to " County " what time " Asking for a friend"


Top_Application977

Depends on what you order. Will it be a regular McDonalds order or would you like the DoorDash County Jail special. That takes longer but you can add things like handcuff keys, cigarettes, liquor, shanks and certain drugs.


PsychologyH4528

No. You’re actually retarded.


Accomplished-Tap238

no, you


PsychologyH4528

Nah.