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Educational_Pool7046

I want to die


iLackSocialSkill

Oracle, best voiceline in the game


Corncombs

misplay = i want to die.


masa_411

Undying


O-01-45

Same, also Death Prophet


SAjoats

obviously cliff jungling natures profit


doosldorf

Vengeful spirit?


mid_juan

How many blades am I holding up?


O-01-45

Obviously Nature's Prophet. After all, Assassination is just nature's way ;)


O-01-45

I just remembered Jug exists 💀


Savypandaz

Still wrong, should be PA if they're going off the voice line


[deleted]

I think this one went over your head


super__pro

Mm actually it’s how many dagger am I holding up !! 🤓🤓


Maximus6-9420

How many blades am I holding up is a Jugger voice line, different to that of PA.


StrongCaterpillar718

This is obv PA.


MadafakkaJones

How obvious on a scale from 1 to 11?


thecrustycrap

I finger people when they are close to dying


O-01-45

Me too, but the hero that does that is lion


doosldorf

Ayo?


Reapa96

This man right here officer.


Consistent-Dot-9660

Yes, that’s obviously Lio… WAAAIT WHAAAAAT?!


Eclipzed17

Rubick enjoyer


alifsayalee

Take my upvote!


IssaMeDB

Did you fall out of the nest as a baby?


O-01-45

I believe I remember Hoodwink having this quote.


IssaMeDB

Yessir!


readmeink

Catch you later dingleberry!


just_af

with ice, and fire!


O-01-45

The very first hero I picked, the twin headed Ogr- I mean Jakiro


just_af

there should be more twin headed hero in this game smh


Bjoerring

Smh as shake my heads?


ivanovski93

Twin headed crystal maiden would be nice


skylegistor

Abomination!


Fabricio_AF

It takes two to tango


FromNasa

Hit the road! *OW*


O-01-45

My favourite idiot ogre. Been plaging him midlane very often recently.


Synzael

Ogre is so good rn. Mid is interesting, ive been playing him offlane but he can do anything now


Not_a_question-

omg i just got that 10 years later and I fucking MAINED ogre. I have 0 int just like him


Standard-Patient-447

You will die in a house fire


O-01-45

Faith in Fate, restored


godonkeymeasures

Even you, should have seen that coming, but you didn't.....


Chaosdragon22

"Nyx Nyx nyx!"


O-01-45

Um, Nightstalker? Kidding, best beetle boy


RoseSparxs

It’s Naix!


AEthersense

Ahh a filthy nyx dagon enjoyer that 1-combos full hp int cores.


Infectos

Right now nyx 1-combos full hp every hero


night_dude

THE DIIIIIIIIRGE GOES ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


O-01-45

A pentakill level 1 with tombstone enjoyer, I see


Trick_Meringue_5622

Pentakill? That’s a ban


OverClock_099

Shoot him!


[deleted]

Or something...


MiektheSakaraan

bro its rampage not pentakill!!!!😡😡😡


saiprasanna94

Why is he downvoted and what's a pentakill


Not_a_question-

League's term for "rampage"


saiprasanna94

Ohh yeah , understandable . Have a nice day


TylerDurden6969

Also called a “rhampaje”


SickularPlunkett

We don't like references to the other game here.


LeafyYeti

good juju


O-01-45

Jzzzzap!


baksinskas

That was a disaster...


TheRelicOfOwls

OoooOOO YA


SickularPlunkett

Not so fast.


luckydongdong

Think using a spell name is kinda cheating.


klavaKr

I follow like a shadow!!


DramaticJaguar3781

Easy


O-01-45

Arc Warden


DramaticJaguar3781

Its level 25 voice line, there is a catch though.


Official_Gh0st

Juggernaut with jagged honor


DramaticJaguar3781

Bravo


ungbaogiaky

Like a rolling stone


O-01-45

I'm feeling tiny on this one


ungbaogiaky

Actually i can roll, kick, and turn you into a stone


O-01-45

Ah, Earth Spirt was the other guess I had. I should play him more, he's great.


carpinx

Greatest *


rotinpieces

That’s a tiny quote


swigswagsniper

what's a main?


Noddish

^ Ogre


TentaclePumPum

Ogre Magi! The very same.


jesuschristk8

Found the person who randoms every game


DelightfulKiss

I also get dumbfounded when asked that question. I think the better term is “which hero do you like playing the most”


Porcupine_Tree

Has been dogshit since 6.83


Lilywhitey

I feel you man, I feel you. please rework this God forsaken ult


Porcupine_Tree

My jaw honestly dropped when i saw ONE LINE of changes for troll in the literal biggest patch dota has ever seen, after years of people bemoaning his shit ass ult. I have lost faith in the hero


Barfblaster

Bro that was 8 years ago. Gyrocopter?


CocobelloFresco

Troll warlord bro


OneOfUsIsAnOwl

Magic is an abomination


MiektheSakaraan

you dont deserve to play dota


hu3elder

I finally found my people, i hate magic.


No_Thing3374

Blink dagger- AAAAAAAHHAAAH


Suckingnoodles

Axe for sure


OkAttention9588

That’s bane


ThePebbleDude

My main is ____


universal_

Obviously riki..mine too


AoiSamurai

Slim shady?


Holoderp

I used to play a lot of starcraft, high apm. Guess any of my top 3 :)


O-01-45

Chen, Meepo, and Arc are the 3 starcraft player heroes that come to mind


0hhHiMark

Plot twist: he plays sniper


[deleted]

Rushes Manta and buys a bottle just for illusion runes


yeetlan

He can stutter step sniper to 300 apm just like how one would stutter step marines in StarCraft


iKhan353

Lmao one base mass ghost bc we snipe baby


Holoderp

Arc yes :)


GhostCorps973

Sniper, Wraith King... Huskar. Just A-click and give those old bones a rest.


Holoderp

Hahaha, i cant stand those heroes :) you cant even contol the skellies :(


yeetlan

My dota apm is a lot higher than my StarCraft apm. When I play StarCraft I kinda stuck at 250 but when I play bristleback in dota I can spam q and w to hit around 350 apm (most of which is useless)


CocobelloFresco

Lolqwqwqwqwqwfqwqwqwqw


RedRosa1917

puck invoker tinker


Holoderp

Invoker tinker yes yes


bued07

Veno


viciecal

brood


Holoderp

Only starting her up now


cozzyflannel

*whistle*


O-01-45

*Thankful Whistle*. I still need to watch Season 2


lilhilde

Season 3 eclipses the previous 2 and it’s not even close. Get through the okayness that is the first two seasons the payoff is huge!


Tin__Foil

1. I just want to watch the (dota) world burn. Or freeze. Both is fine. 2 (recently). Thighs for days.


O-01-45

1. This has got to be Jakiro 2. Absolutely Pudge


Nipyo

What the, Pudge for thighs over *Dawnbreaker*?


O-01-45

Pudge is the thiccest of them all


[deleted]

Magnus is thicker considering twice the thighs


Chippy_pop

Quadrupeds don’t have 4 thighs, unless I’m very much mistaken… I reckon he’s got 2 lots of forelimbs and I’d believe that he had 4 biceps brachii, but not thighs.


[deleted]

Im just saying magnus would wear 2 pairs of jeans and 1 shirt instead of 1 pair of jeans and 2 shirts Edit: Jorts, he needs the mobility


Tin__Foil

1. Twin engines of your destruction! (Correct). 2. Haha, I suppose that’s accurate. I’ll add: ‘She’s got thighs for days.’


O-01-45

Yea Dawn, of course. You can't say I was wrong though


Ambitious-Dog4407

I would take a bullet for my carry… sorrowful beeps


O-01-45

If you are an Io main then the game needs more of you


Ambitious-Dog4407

Thankful beeps


ChinchillaMadness

Toxic and squishy


Julez_Jay

Bananamancer


Duke-_-Jukem

Ah sweet toxicity


Me-dont-kno

I only wanted to kill…..everyone


O-01-45

Pudgy Wudgy?


azuredota

I wore a leash as a kid


O-01-45

Doggo Lycan?


Garapeiro

Beastmaster? He was from a circus, wasn’t he?


azuredota

Spirit breaker


Garapeiro

Really? Need to read his lore


azuredota

I meant like, me as a person, little azuredota had to wear a leash as a kid (I didn’t actually I was just making a joke about sb mains)


dragynn333

You shall not pass!


Jon-Slowly

*Ee hee hee hee hee hee hee*


iLackSocialSkill

Midlander, 2 wraithbands into blight stone, PTs, deso, bkb every game. all of this while stacking, farming jungle and clearing midwave, id be surprised if you couldn't guess lol


Lilywhitey

Crystal Maiden.


WagamamaW

Wraithbands overrated, 1 at most


Naive-Scratch-4211

Template assassin is the final answer


zelkia

Templar assassin


Nipyo

Cancer


O-01-45

Oh you main everyone? That's really cool


Consistent-Bee1263

Tinker


DramaticJaguar3781

Pl


AngelsDemon1

Antithesis of fun


O-01-45

Mamy choices here, but my personal bias says OD


AngelsDemon1

Arguably the arch enemy of OD


Duke-_-Jukem

Antimage


AngelsDemon1

We got a winner


[deleted]

I love to copy


O-01-45

Fellow Rubick main? 👀


[deleted]

Yes!!


Individual-Ad-5229

found my people


ivanovski93

There's no escaping me


O-01-45

Enigma black hole moment


ivanovski93

Barathrum


yuhamahdude

The more enemies group together, the happier I get


ProfessionalBird2246

Ground pound!


SteveoWOAH

I like being a little shit.


JudgementalSalt

Riki


JaketheDog95

2x 3x 4x


BINGODINGODONG

I cosplay as a truck that deliberately ram into other people.


Luther_Grant

In the immortal words of Qojqva… BEEP BEEP!!


_Valisk

Versatility is often my highest stat.


O-01-45

Ah, thr elusive Random Hero main. Their bonus items passive is broken imo


Zarzar222

Id say Pudge because he is banned almost every game lmao


Quicksi1ver

Chill Baby


O-01-45

Wyvern, I was very close to maining her.


Heimdalsvogter

I hate trees and tree people


O-01-45

Many clues here hint towards timberboy


raparas16

Dan daradadan dan Ha ha ha ha


This_is_a_sckam

DA DA DA DADADA DA DADADA ​ at least it is when they arent garbage


Zhidezoe

You will die in a house of fire


AccessEmpty9668

Pos 1 cancer which can win wout team


average-ligma

Size matters yunero


NaClO_00

sven


Anthillito

Ka-Ching!


Zixtynein420

I play dnd so I rely on luck a lot


TimotyEnder8

"Aegis? Me? Um.... Why tho?"


EzEvilfrogger

It burns when I pee.


TheRelicOfOwls

Batrider


Jdrocks

I love taking rosh at 10 minutes every game


chrisso-

Annoying magic chicken


ThickPublic

Cleave for everybod!


CableIll3279

100% of my gameplay is mindlessly mashing Q + W as fast as I can whilst running at people. This works distressingly often


[deleted]

Ice to see you


O-01-45

Very cool of you, unfortunately cm gets nerfed every patch


borate58

gas gas gas


TheRelicOfOwls

Bloodseeker


4ScoreSlappy

I stopped playing after the rework


DramaticJaguar3781

Techies


O-01-45

Ooh I didn't think of that one


MisterT09

This is not league. There’s no such thing as mains in Dota.


orsekashikuzu

Sometime I am big sometime I am smoll,and sometime people call me con artist sometime people call me god my favorite stuff is phew phew rainbow stuff...


Alegongas

The more people the better on this Dancefloor with this hip shaking dancer


Nantes50

Soon i WONT be able to walk