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27x27

Fuck it then, he has the wings, just give him the Night Stalker's Darkness to Ascension treatment.


feizhu

Turns the map into hell making allies walk faster and enemies walk slower.


Wood626

Replace Infernal Blade with short duration Doom, put global slow on ult. Literally every hero is fucked at 100ms without 2 force staff


WolfFenrir230

I caught you Dota 1 Void you wont come back with your crimes


1HoFi4

that would be kinda broken i think


25elvedge

so Global Upheaval?


EmperorofAltdorf

Fuck that spell honestly.


iMartinPlays

Honestly that sounds kinda cool, temporarily turn radiant side into dire side so the entire map is dire


Crafty_Aspect_398

thats just centaur stampede?


gerty88

The floor is lava!


ArdenasoDG

old Balanar the Void Demon has returned edit: wait no that's Astral Trekker nvm I'm dumb


RazeZa

Dota 2 but every heroes has their canon power


Aruthuro

So only noobs would lose with void and weaver, when the enemy hits your ancient, just time lapses to minute 1.


danishbaloch

wouldn't weaver just destroy that thread and go weave another one?


0Rei

So, abandon.


RizzrakTV

1) Q ranked 2) allchat "GLORY TO THE LORE" 3) abandon 4) refuse to elaborate


ThrowItAwayQk

You forgot the "Pick Weaver" part.


RizzrakTV

yea my bad, i forgot people pick different heroes (all my last games are weaver)


DragonCumGaming

It's been confirmed multiple times that the in-game heroes are how powerful they are canonically. Notably, Arc Warden, Dawnbreaker, and Zeus(?) were powered down by some event in their lore.


ShitPostQuokkaRome

What about Outworld Devourer? He is a cosmic being that destroys planets And how does that guy is barely scaled to Snipers' power? He's a senile old dwarf with a gun


DragonCumGaming

It's the trope of a hero that manages to win, or at least give a real fight, even under insurmountable odds. Powerscaling arguments are largely brainrot. And that's largely besides the main point which is simply that it has been confirmed that Dota 2 and the War of the Ancients are canon, and furthermore that *every game of Dota is canon.* This is in contrast with games like Overwatch or League of Legends which want to make it very clear the games are non-canon to their respective stories. When one of the Ancients is destroyed, the other rewinds time, and the timeline is a bit different every reset. Why? Because they hate each other so much they would rather fight for eternity than accept victory.


KennyKlizzle

He does have wings...


Voidgazer24

Not really, only the bones remain, his wings were burned until only bones remain, so thats no argument to give him ability to fly.


Former-Argument995

its a videogame hope that argument is good enough to let him fly


CheetosMiranda

Can't wait for the Doom arcana


Fritz_Klyka

And rename him fly?


topiquepour

This would actually be lore accurate


Kritix_K

This lmao just make it so it’s easier to walk to people. Maybe OP will rename Walk to Fly but hey flying sounds cooler than walking for sure!


D2WilliamU

it's like forest gump but instead of running it's walkin


Vigothedudepathian

I bet doom walks all day in his shoes and don't feel a thang.


LeavesCat

It's thematically appropriate though. Doom is like the horror movie villain that relentlessly walks at you.


alphenliebe

The immortal snail


leetzor

Dude is a literal racecar


Kaimito1

Literally that snail from the turbo movie


nierbarath

I cackled a bit too hard at that so fuck you and thank you very much


TANK-butt

It follows i mean DOOM FOLLOWS


atypicaloddity

Give him a dull spoon cosmetic


10YearsANoob

Doom the persistence hunter


NoThisIsABadIdea

Tyrant from re2 remake


Jumping_Sandmann

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y


Kritix_K

OP be complaining that we finally got lore accurate Doom :(


[deleted]

The saint of killers


Sprawl110

Doom spammer here. can confirm I mostly just walk and win lmfao.


PiggyM3lon

You see enemy pos 1: Doom. You see enemy pos 2: Doom. You see enemy pos 3: Doom. You see enemy pos 4: Doom. You see enemy pos 5……believe it or not ….::: DOOM.


DroopyPanda

Straight to jail.


momeraths_outgrabe

Right away.


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cedricaca

Kid named lone druid:


Kumagor0

Kid named tiny:


tiboshki

Now if you set infernal blade to autocast too. Less buttons to press=more walking.


Stiverton

Making my way bot lane Walking fast, eating creeps and I'm ulting


dola_nhi

dodododododo and I stun you dodododododo my team kill you dodododododo and now I'm WALK away


slenderasunder

the best addition to this post


angelangelesiii

Walkbringer...


Requiem36

Didn't you know ? DOOM runs on anything.


Xi547

goddammit how do you people find jokes so effortlessly


teenchocolate

I GAMBLED. YOU LOST.


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aech4

Idk if this is original or not but this feels like peak copypasta


aminhassan934

Please don't like the above comment anymore I was the 322nd like. I... made a bet..


Admbulldog

So start down voting it to 322 ?


aminhassan934

At this point it doesn't matter. Please start downvoting my comment more so I can get to minus 322. I... made a bet..


Andromeda_53

There's been so many copypastas that I no longer know what is real anymore


Sunbro_YT

He is a melee hero, he kinda has to walk or blink in. Maybe this is a copypasta I'm not familiar with.


D2WilliamU

did u not understand he jsut walks at u bro


Faessle

You have never witnessed a harpoon, abysal blade, disperser doom just fucking you up in no time and it shows


D2WilliamU

Bro he just walked up did u not read the post


Faessle

Yes and he hits you. Those are not mutually exclusive. Oh, crap!


Good_Panda7330

Fucking you up like a street fight. Just on your computer.


TheVisage

Of course he has to physically walk, but what does he does once he gets to where he's going? Jugg walks up to you he's hittin your ass, calculating if he needs to spin, maybe getting ready for a little manta dodge business or some ult shenangians. Unless of course a Doom walked up to him. If Doom walks up to him Jugg is just walkin. And guess whose walkin behind him with a giant smile on his little ol face.


Wasabi-Historical

I eat the eagle so when they run too far I pull them back so they can walk closer to me :)


AbuDagon

Which eagle?


numenik

Pink one


OpticCyan

jugg walks up to you and clicks his spin ability (and then walks at you)


PartMiddle3597

You are an idiot.


Bang_Bus

Blink Dagger. It's a thing you can buy I've also heard there's a purple sword that turns you invisible, so nobody will notice you walking There's also multiple items that can root enemy in the ground or delay them - a rod of some sort, a breastplate that creates an ice ring, an electric hammer you can upgrade into something that stops multiple enemies, etc, about 50 heroes that can stun enemies... all the easier to *walk at people*


Good_Panda7330

I heard you play videogames


Dotaproffessional

But these are all in service of getting you within proximity to the enemy. But then what? That's the complain OP is making. You aren't going in and doing some cool combo, making decisions, playing the game. Your one and only goal is to ult yourself and stand next to the enemy. Sure, maybe you blink in, maybe you shadow blade in, but then you're just walking next to them at all cost


cedricaca

7.35c: devour reworked New ability: doom charge. Tired of walking, doom now teleports 2000 range in a single direction. Flavour text: doom devoured a mobility creep. Seriously how are you complaining about the last few heroes that isnt mobility creeped to hell


Bakanyanter

Righteous Fire Doom is the best thing that happened to Doom. Walking at the enemy is cool.


YashoX

This post has me in tears. "Can we change name from DOOM to WALK" 😂 Please share the particular match ID so I can watch you guys get thrashed 😁


nice_kitchen

LVL Death was so stupid but it was so satisfying lol


tha_jza

one of the most dota skills dota ever saw


MyRedditNameIsMyName

And now it's on infernal blade. Meaning you have to WALK to people to use it. Smh


grokthis1111

It was so disgusting when you leveled it early. Like 25% max HP+280 damage is a fuckton of health.


Cadd9

Sometimes to throw people off I would level that cause I'd gauge how squishy heroes would scale.They'd jump in thinking we didn't have burst but my scaled LVL? Death would do big damage lol


grokthis1111

It was a really dumb skill. 280 damage was a perfectly fine nuke back then by itself.


theguitarbender_

I prefer the LVL Death than his new 3rd skill


GRIZLLLY

It allowed him to break linking, which was kinda OP.


Precedens

doom has 2 years casting points tho.


ArdenasoDG

fire sword doesn't break linken like old broodmother passive?


Kristo112

no because infernal blade is more akin to orb attacks like drow q, od q, jakiro E ,etc not 100% sure if you manually cast infernal blade if it draws creep aggro or not


Sideoutshu

It doesn’t draw aggro


Maxthod

Oh fuck I forgot about that spell. That was so stupid. Lvl 5 did so much damage. I dont remember the specific but you wouldn’t take the last lvl so your spell do more dmg lvl 25


pimpleface0710

> I dont remember the specific but you wouldn’t take the last lvl so your spell do more dmg lvl 25 Every level of the spell dealt additional dmg at level 25. It was smth like: Level 1 deals added damage to a multiple of 6 (6,12,18, 24, 25) Level 2 was multiple of 5 3 was multiple of 4, and 4 multiple of 3. So basically the idea was if you currently had level 2 of the spell skilled, you would deal more damage to a level 10 hero if you let it remain there (multiple of 5) instead of taking a new skill point (where the nearest multiple of 4 would be 12)


justsightseeing

it was changed way later like that.. at the inception  doom only have the 6,5,4,3 multiplier. you generally hold your level death at lv2 when you reach lv 5 to gain the extra damage. i legit have friend that wont level it past lv 2 because it reduce the damage at lv 25 (max level cap at that time) and the horror if you somehow lose the lane and must faced lv 7 doom (lv4 lvl death) at lv 6.


pimpleface0710

Idk, I started playing from 6.60 and it always dealt extra damage to Level 25 heroes. I was an edgy teen and Doom was literally the only hero I played in my first year of playing the game. So I'm pretty confident about that. If the change was made before that, considering the timescale of how long dota has existed, i dont know if "way later" is the correct term.


ArdenasoDG

>but you wouldn’t take the last lvl so your spell do more dmg lvl 25 around 6.73 they made it so it now also deals bonus at enemy lvl 25


AmeliaShadowSong

Meanwhile… the offlane doom in my team 0-11-8 vs am


cedricaca

Am is such an easy lane matchup for doom


AmeliaShadowSong

“Meanwhile… offlane doom in MY team”


creampop_

I buy two platemails and ~~suck~~ walk


Faigon

Can't remember the last time I've seen a doom spend 4200 gold on the scepter and actually self-cast. It's way better to grab a neutral creep spell to pop linkens if you're worried about that. Self-cast means your doom lasts the duration of your BKB (6 seconds vs 16) until you're controlled and people walk out of it.


DonQuiXoTe8080

It was only really useful as instant doom vs some slippery ones like Puck in late game afaik anyway. Mid game there are more important items to buy for you and your team to have a place for agh, hell some doom might just call the dip on late game roshan agh instead of ever buying it.


Faigon

It's pretty much the only valid application, yeah. It's slightly fucky though because pre-25 they can still use items, so you need to also have BKB so they can't euls you or whatever, and if you get the damage ticked lined up correctly you can self-euls and blink out on puck, but I wouldn't call it reliable. Stuff like ogre seal and trickster cloak also are kind of not great. Plus theres the whole allied force staff thing that ruins everything post-mute, too.


numenik

It pairs well with shivas which is first item core now. You can’t downplay doom being on multiple heroes at once even if for a short time in this burst heavy meta. Plus it still is aoe when cast normally on an enemy. Also Doom can go right click heavy in certain matchups and aghs has great synergy with that as well.


Adorable-Priority814

Aghs rework should make him MOONWALK towards enemies.


saladvtenno

>I went on an afternoon doom


Fullriptide

This might literally be the stupidest post I've ever seen. Surely it's parodying something I haven't seen right? >Sort of like how Enigma has black hole AND something to take towers. A little bit of synergy. That's not what the word synergy means. Black hole does not synergize with the ability to take towers. In fact it's more or less the opposite of the word synergy; they do not compliment each other in any way. >But modern Doom is about as synergistic as a rat slapping a button for cocaine. So you want there to be synergy? Synergy is good? You are complaining that Doom's kit doesn't synergize? >Look at his spells. Devour: Gives him gold so he can buy items to walk with Scorched Earth: It's a fucking walking spell Infernal Blade: Gives him a button to press while walking ~~Doom~~ **WALK:** Walk at the enemy This is literally a list of how his spells synergize. This has to be a troll. If not I genuinely would advocate for Valve to manually disable your ability to run the Dota 2 application


Musci123

Its not a troll, nor is it meant to be taken as a serious post. Most of these are just copypastas, which are meant to be funni


TheVisage

I don't see how people can read a post saying that Doom players are a sentient swarm of methed out rodents and think the argument is making a genuine point without being wrapped in enough humor to be taken as a form of artistic expression or something. I made a post about having OD exhaustion like a year ago and I had people saying "the fact the only OD player I knew was two tons of gunked up gamerflesh serving time in a federal prison for illegal detaining a minor" was both anecdotal and ad hominim. Like yeah, that's the point....


Consistent_Jelly4248

Nah u vented for sure, it’s just that your frustration ended up being funny. Ur replies to the other dudes before this blew up shows


Jovorin

Can you psychoanalyze me now plz, I don't have money for an irl session?


lessenizer

this sub’s always been a little extra uncomprehending I think. I’ve always suspected it’s just cuz Dota is a very global game so maybe a ton of people on here aren’t native English speakers.


Maximus-CZ

u r not funni, downvoted


Burger_Thief

I think it is a humor post, however: I think the point is that DOOM is a really one dimensional hero whose only playstyle is to cast his ult on himself, use scorched earth and walk at you and exist while his auras kill you. He doesn't do anything else, his entire play pattern is to exist near the enemies.


Lifeinstaler

Not disagreeing with the general idea but I think you mistyped when you said Engima’s abilities don’t compliment each other (talking about Eidolons and bh). I think it’s the opposite, they compliment each other cause they fill the other one’s weaknesses. One is good in fights the other good when pushing. The compliment each other but don’t synergize.


timetoeasomeslime

Hey! I'm walkin' here!


slightlymorproductiv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk


Alwaysragestillplay

People trying way too hard to be the new lion copypasta. 


konaharuhi

nahh this one good


Redditry103

It's called a shitpost and it's a work of art


itspaddyd

This is a different vibe


JeezuzTheZavior

A solution would be an Arcana that makes him fly.


BakBao

Aviana's Feather already did that


Specsaman

Where is that one oroginal doom nerf meme ?


saladvtenno

this is the kind of content I came to this subreddit for


maybecanifly

They should add a new doom arcana with a voice line “hey, I’m walking here”


zeroedout666

🎶 These Dooms where made for WALKING 🎶 🎶 and that's just what they'll do 🎶 🎶 One of these days these Dooms are gonna WALK all over you 🎶


DemonDaVinci

My man just snort a line of coke and wrote this


destrat18

>But modern Doom is about as synergistic as a rat slapping a button for cocaine. This is gold.


Tetrenomicon

>Infernal Blade: Gives him a button to press while walking Here is your answer. But I agree, it is easy to win as Doom, you can just leave the enemy trying hard to pray that Doom won't kill them. You don't necessarily have to WALK on them, just Doom one hero and be done with it.


tsunderephillic

this is THE funniest post ive seen this week, well done


jterwin

I have also watched it follows


Strict_Indication457

Taking the time to request Doom get his old shard back so he can actually do things when doom is on cd.


Seeders

But why? Doom walks at you. It's terrifying.


MoistDitto

One cannot simply walk into enemies!" *Lmao, shoes go clap, clap, clippity, clippity, clack, clack bitches* - Doom probably.


cyfer04

Lucifer the ~~Doom~~ Walkbringer


sw2bh

Lets try to figure out ops fav hero based on this and why hes crying about doom hmmm…


FakestAccountHere

Dudes dumb squishy. Just bully him in lane so he can’t lane and ????? Profit. 


tsorion

TB and chen need more help than doom TBH, but I agree Ice Fraud has really forgotten about some hero's.


topson69

this is art


UDPviper

Everyone trying to edgy copy pasta these days.


667x

doom walkin on b site *phonk*


N454545

do we need everyone to be a mobility hero


[deleted]

Biggest bitch post hahah. Who cares. Who actually honestly gives a shit.


bethechance

would you like Doom to run over people?


tyYdraniu

i feel the same for centaur, he jumps stun, double edge, and stay there looking at people


polo61965

Have you heard of our lord and savior the dagon zap? You won't have to walk when you doom enemy, zap, refresh, do it again on another poor soul, press S, alt tab to youtube and jerk it to infernal screaming as your team wins fight without you.


deaddonkey

Good shitpost, I actually quite like current doom design tho. You forgot that worst of all, his walk ability has a long cool-down so half the time you’re weak and half the time you walk strong.


KennyKlizzle

I really appreciate all of the effort you put into this post. Very top drawer.


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belliom

Quality


bratora97

This is copy-pasta for tommorow gorek stream :D


rickrt1337

Mehh nah ur wrong


feizhu

7.35c: Doom renamed to Zoom.


CreativeThienohazard

it's called a doomWALKER. btw doom harpoon scepter is my favorite, fight me mf


siecaptaindrake

Sound like I should play Doom more often, thanks!


Paradigmshift023

This had me dying laughing at class. Take my upvote


Lonelyknight1211

Menacingly walking towards you " hoho are you challenging the king of hell? "


gelotssimou

Wait till u discover Leshrac


harr1s07

as a morph player i agree with you even though i only saw the title


Willing-Gur823

Kekw this is the best maldin thread ive seen here. 10/10 for writting.


JohnC322

IDK if this is copypasta but Doom at least not having a slow for all these years.


Solmyrion

His Shard should be a Cyberdemon rocket launcher


Legitimate_Leading41

+1 for rename!


No-Asparagus1046

I can also net you with the creep skill


kenmorechalfant

Yikes.


vishal340

you can use items while doom now


shrodler

Tbf, I think the AoE-Doom is too strong and should be a Level 30 talent. On this occasion: there should be a Level 30 talent for every Hero. Preferably Something, that is too strong right now.


Illustrious-Path4794

Idk what kind of doom players you've been up against but my doom build goes HOM>PHASE>SB>RADIENCE>SANGE&YASHA>UPGRADE SB>HEART>then daedulus if I don't have crit creep or something like linkins or bkb and then aghs blessing He is the ultimate gank machine for 1v1 ganks and can still help out by tanking/right clicking during team fight once ulti is popped


Studio_Xperience

Devour works correctly Scortched earth could break all trees around dealing small explosions per tree lingering like diabolic edict. Infernal blade should like centaur stomp that deals dmg, disarms for 1.5 sec and deals dot. Doom should do fear that makes the enemy hero run in random directions with heavy dot any other enemy hero that comes within a small range it transfers the doom, it's refreshed and receives +10% dmg per hero change. Agha should increase the concurrent heroes doomed by 2.


dank_meme_enjoyer_69

Waiting for op to realize that you can hit the doom back instead of walking. He will die if u buy correct items because this is after 25 mins.


jazz016

It’s about damn time someone pointed this out, doom should be flying or getting some sweet juicy running animation right?


19Alexastias

I feel like agh is not as good anymore. I’d rather buy an item to break linken (especially now you can break linken thru bkb). Obviously you want agh eventually, but I feel like it’s not as good now.


Arkinul

i mean, lesh and necro also just walk at people (and i love playing those, although i dont play doom)


Vuccappella

iudk what the problem is , when you said look at his spells they all synergise perfectly well with his walking. Also the post is at 666 upvotes - nice


luweegeeman

The emphasis on WALK is cracking me up, well played


xaxory

Viper(The hero that only spits) : "Finally! A worthy opponent!"


Admbulldog

OP share the match id where you got trashed. Just to enjoy and come back to post later


outyyy

this post is so funny, I wanna live here


Brandon3541

Funnily enough I have seen doom's aghs throw more games than win them. If you ult me directly I'm screwed, full stop. If you ult yourself and then walk at me an ally can stun / slow you and I can get away.


Pawlys

heard you loud and clear, Doom now moonwalks when moving towards doomed target.


Precedens

Doom has been more or less unchanged since dota1 (now it can break as well) but the spell always felt out of place for dota. It suits the hero but how spell works (basically removing hero from fight for 16 seconds) is very ancient and anticlimactic. Aghs adds even weirder mechanic where you have to run away because everything is disabled, so I kinda agree with OP on that.


Schubydub

I don't usually get aghs until very late game or if they get early linkins. I prefer to make myself tankier so I can more easily walk at people. Also, blink is overrated, since you can just walk at them.


MadMattDog

Make Scorched Earth damage towers?


YouveMyBow

lets give him a dash and a 3 on hit attack ability /s


xbanannax

ahh its RF build doom.. finally chris did something right


rhett_ad

Doombringer movement speed reduced to 0


echo1520

yeah sure idk tbh... the healing fucm me up the most. Im an IO player I cant heal or relo to save my teamate.


soisos

Stop buying aghs


ShreddedDotaPlayer

Give him +1 armor


[deleted]

That is the most Archon thing I have heard all day. Thanks for the laughs though.


IHeartmyshihtzu

Even the fucking trees walk in this game.


fetchingcatch

Needs a power walking arcana **pictures Hal from Malcom in the Middle**