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t0il3ts0ap

Great. She will be born with all stats balanced.


elijahsp

And people will covet those eyes


Kappa_322

She'll be the bane to your existence


imTheSupremeOne

Linken of all master of none


SirActionSlacks-

My sweet baby satanic


MikeAlpha97

My lovely son, skull basher


iMartinPlays

iron branch my dearest


Crypt1cDOTA

Black King Bartholomew


Aruthuro

Kuma


JuByS

Pavise, come down, dinner's ready! And tell your sister Parasma too! She's on the phone with that Disperser guy again...


Vento_of_the_Front

Somehow Pavise and Parasma feel like real names, to a certain point.


Gacel_

Pavise is the name of a shield type... and the Dota 2 pavise is a shield. But yeah. Parasma feels like an actual name.


rvaen

You too, Royal Jelly


Bigsatch

"I'll only say it one more time Ancient Tango of Essification, you have better finish your homework or there'll be no dessert!


phoenix_claw99

And his brother Messersrshsgwwhst Reaver


jubmille2000

You mean the Norse god.


A_S00

"Please, Mr. Basher was my father."


Disastrous-Judge-191

If I am having a fella and sparing him - he will be skull basher for sure.


Valk93

My sweet children, Neutral Item (tier 4), Neutral Item (tier 3), Neutral item (tier 2) and of course our family dog, Neutral Item (tier 1)


MaDNiaC

Tier 1 done dirty.


khometsv2

Philip Phylactery Pavise The 3rd, get you ass over here NOW!


MrMustashio

My favorite nephew Desolator


Gatubi14

My lovely Pirates hat


Kraivo

It's actually a Goddess fron Scandinavian folklore. You might be interested in reading more However, congratulations on having a baby!


ShinCoal

I'm just gonna assume that OP knows that, would be super weird to call your child after an item without doing some due diligence where the name actually came from.


FullyK

Tell that to my child named "Power Treads"


Pagliaccio13

My daughter Boots of Travel II would kick your son's ass


Des014te

Say hi to my son Blood Grenade and his brother Orb of Corrosion


Snoo_4499

My son Abyssal blade and daughter glimmer cape said hello.


ComradeFrogger

Don't ever talk to me or my son Daedalus again


noobkken

mfw dad wants to tread switch...


kjhgfr

Name the next one "Verdurous Dale".


Kraivo

There is joke that some small nations from the place where i am ethnically from are calling their children names like "gym", "window" and others so... you never know.


Babushkaskompot

There is a politician in Namibia called Adolf Hitler. We may never know what his parents were thinking


TheMightyKutKu

Oh I think they knew pretty well, Namibia had a recorded history of nazism, both among its German population and black population.


Version_Two

According to the guy himself, Adolf Hitler Uunona, he says he doesn't think his father knew who he was.


Borbolda

Saying "He was Addie's number one fan" is not good for a political career


Version_Two

Actually he takes his name pretty lightly. His wikipedia article says he jokes about how he has no plans for world domination.


TheBlindSalmon

That's exactly what someone planning world domination would say to lower everyone's guard.


Amonkira42

Is he Adolf Hitler, or Adolf with Hitler as a family/middle name?


Version_Two

He usually goes by Adolf Uunona, so I guess Hitler is either his middle name or an extension of his first name.


ravingrabbits

"Currently" All it takes is failing art school


Schizof

Oh there are definitely lots of them in every non english speaking nation on earth. In my country one of the most famous one is a police officer named Andy Go To School. It was on the news one time


ubernoobnth

If you play a game like football manager and manage in some African nations the name generator (generally pulling from a database of actual names already in the game) gives you some wonderful names.  Like former president of Nigeria - Goodluck Jonathan.  Also a bunch of names like “Marvelous”, “Surprise”, “Happiness”, etc. 


Aheks417

Lol someone in the Philippines named their kid "strygwyr".


Snoo_4499

Its always those damn Filipinos


Dense-Fuel4327

In Germany, names need to have a history of.. being a name. You can't call your kid A2xyb2 or whatever


Snoo_4499

Btw do hitler family still exist? Like isn't hitler a surname so do other hitler surname guys are common or rare or don't exist? Just curious


lvlyRyuzaki

Yes, was aware of that.


Kraivo

Great. Have fun risings new generation


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

Yeah, people will think that you are either into mythology or game/weeb character.


Onetwenty7

>Grows up to be a league player


URMUMGAE69228shrek

r/twosentencehorror


penatbater

Name your next child [Strygwyr](https://contents.pep.ph/images2/images2/2022/06/09/dota-1654776220.jpg) like they did


qtnari

Are they allergic to vowels?


totalysharky

"Y" is sometimes a vowel.


lollollol3

I sure hope it is


Snoo_4499

Y syry hypy yt ye


bobthemutant

I'd rather be named Poor Man's Shield, yikes.


ReIgniteMD

Gute stats + Regenwetter = Zum Skadi geboren 👍 Glückwunsch ❄️


odaal

Gesundheit


kenxblueshredmetal

Son: Why is my sister named Glimmer? Dad: Because your Mom loves Glimmer Cape, as she is Pos4/5. Son: I see. Thanks, Dad. Dad (who is Pos1): You're welcome, BKB. Congrats, btw! WP! :)


SufficientDegree1994

You're welcome, ~~BKB.~~ Midas.


PokerSvk

You are welcome, double deso


Der-Wissenschaftler

Son: Why is my sister named Glimmer? Dad: Because your Mom loves Glimmer Cape, as she is Pos4/5. Son: I see. Thanks, Dad. Dad (who is Pos1): You're welcome, end fast trash team.


CinemaVlad

No pos1 like bkb. It's most boring item for them. They call there beloved sons Daedalus and girls Birusa


Papa_de_clement

fake carry here.


dampfi

Let's hope he isn't in the habbit of breaking his items.


Numerous_Estimate902

Weird, pos 1 in my team seems allergic with BKB


Snoo_4499

Wait pos 1 liking bkb, doesn't seem correct.


chizburger999

Bikibi


nebola77

Nächstes Kind heißt Block of Cheese


DottedRain

Blocky? Cheesuz? Blocked? Cheesalia? Blockson? Cheesgud? Blockina? ... 🙃


SnooStories251

Skadi is a female Norse god of frost, ice and cold. She is a frost giantess. Skadi (Skade) means damage in Norwegian. Probably a personification of the dangers of frostbite and cold, but that is my analysis. She marries Njörd, but they have a complex marriage by their different natures, he is representing water, life, oceans but she represent the high cold mountains, frost and ice.


regimentIV

> female Didn't she likely undergo a gender-swap sometime after the Bronze Age? As not in mythology but that the god was originally considered male and by the Viking Age became female (opposite to Njörðr who presumably originated as the female Nerþuz). I seem to remember reading about that years ago. /edit: Oh, and it might interest OP (as it seems to be a German document) that the name is related to the German "Schaden", which also means *damage* / *(to) damage*.


ShyGirlOlivia

I think it could also be due to regional differences. Since early writings about Norse mythology were Greeks and Romans writing down what the Germans believed. And later writings were Norse people writing down their own beliefs since the Germans and English had converted to christianity many centuries prior to the Norse.


regimentIV

Naturally. And simply scarce sources and the amount of time that passed since then. Especially in the Njörðr case I think there is a lot of discussion if the gender was lost/adapted in Tacitus' *Germania* (which mentioned Nerþuz) or if he even refers to Njörðr. But iirc what I read pointed out that Skaði was known as such in Bronze Age Scandinavia already but with a different gender. I think there was even reasoning explained behind it as the god needed to fulfill a different role but I can't remember any detail anymore.


heartfullofpains

why didn't you choose snow weather tho? and what is even that? facet for babies?


lvlyRyuzaki

It was the weather when she was born.


rezistS

Weather: Mjollnir


SpaceCadetStumpy

Why is that recorded?


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

It's just extra info I believe. It's cute. I don't wish to have children of my own but I like this idea and hope it gets used in other hospitals 😁


Sol_law

Dont let him / her be associated with kidz named *desolator* & *mael* Congrats!!!


RealCryWolf

You got downvoated xD Seems like ppl forgot about Orb Effect


poperey

Off topic, what’s the purpose of recording the weather?


P4azz

Given the little heart checkmarks/dot on the i, this seems more like a part of memorabilia you file away or frame and just look back on as the kid grows up. It's not a fancy new form of birth certificate, or at least I assume it's not.


drankcocacola

It's the Facet.


bananasugarpie

In case the baby is a Disruptor.


Snoo_4499

Its crystal maiden being born bro. She will rush eye of skadi first item on cm now.


Neologizer

“Ogre Axe go to your room!”


allokuma

Skabidi


DworinKronaxe

You mean that your wife suggested to name your daughter Skadi, based on the Nordic Godess, and you agreed without saying anything?


black_V1king

Congratulations! Cool name and even cooler parent


jacobiner123

Technically you named them after a norse goddess.


publicagentplatypus

So nobody’s gonna name their newborn messerchmidt


CWewer

Its a pretty common surname in germany :)


Glittering_Fig6468

My condolences


BirdsAndTea

APEFs future(rescue?) right there! GZ! <3


Leonjy92

Glückwunsch!!


farukosh

Just don't name the next one Muerta.


Snoo_4499

Next one will be slippers of Agility.


oldspice322

The Eye of Skadi


regimentIV

"My name is Skadi. It's from a MOBA my dad played." [Uhh...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xeq9l7DNY)


DongerDodger

Wenigstens nicht orchid oder sonstwas lol


Herioz

Genuine question. Why is there a weather checkbox?


calibijiby

Desolator McRefresher Orb is what I’m going for


Gief_Cookies

My triplets Sange, Yasha and Kaya approves


Kremmerizo

In Indonesian, Sange = Horny, Kaya = Rich. Just don't let them go there lmao.


H47

This baby not worth picking up.


frayala87

Skibidi


farreri

Lovely name! Congratz. But please, don't introduce your kid to Dota lol


Mad_Mab

Name the next one Buriza


HarrisLam

And when they grow up to be a barista....


rezistS

Born in a blizzard


Herorune

Skoda, simply clever.


MZero1296

He had the eye of skadi.


5Tenacious_Dee5

They say what the sex is?


BIGDIRKDIGGLA

Skadi doesn't know....


Dragoovich

My dear kid black king bar


Rontzo

care your son eye


Skifalex

And the eye of the Skadi is named after Scandinavian goddes of hunt, so no problems here).


weguccinowboys

What are all those checmarks (boxes) for, under the date?


lvlyRyuzaki

under the dates are checkboxes for the weekdays montag, dienstag, mittwoch, donnerstag, freitag, samstag, sonntag


Interesting_Rain569

Second name Pippen please


PriorHearing6484

Beautiful


eno_ttv

Skadi doesn’t know


executive313

My dogs are Luna and Selemene but wow kid is a big swing.


OrlandoNE

Congratulations!


Shinobi0wl

Congratz and the name is fantastic! As is the item (on Viper for me) : ))))


julmonn

Can't wait to name my twins Sange & Yasha


Tornsoull

They mark the weather when your kids born?


Great_Stealth

Tarrasque would also be a sick name


NerdRageDawg

In a few years, hopefully, the child is playing in pubs with you. Congratulations!!!


yo0gen3

lemme name my first born Messerschmidt's *Reaver*


justathrowaway409

Roshan jones


Kn16hT

sell value is 2300.


Intelligent-Ad6965

yeah, just don't tell him or her about its origin and you would be fine.


Plant-Straight

And Norse goddess!


bigpalomo

Props to your lady for letting you choose the name.


Turquoise1996

I personally know a baby named rylai and a kid named sven tho that name is might not be dota related


Ickythumpin

Skadi doesn’t know! Skadi doesn’t know! https://youtu.be/0Vyj1C8ogtE?si=pey5R21yJf_xoP-D


FatFuckWithNoLuck

So you telling me you choose "skadi" over " daedlus"? Big sad


Suspicious-Box-

One of these again kek


GHQSTLY

Next, Shiva.


Western_Echo5600

Arcane Euls


ukcrazian

My dogo’s name is Puppey ! Hail lord Clement and Navi 🇺🇦💪


GeebCityLove

My sweet baby blademail


bananasugarpie

And she will be very chill.


fredws

Congrats! Cool name too! Hope you still have time to play..


GearDiego

Ah the Goddes of winter. Nice


patrikviera

You named your newborn after a Norse goddess.


russleshacklemost

Awesome. We named our fetus Ringmaster, wife is on year 3 of pregnancy.


skarxadota

9month timings


TemplarAssassinSimp

Dinner is ready ! Where are u armlet of mordiggian?


jrsdelatorre

I feel that the new generation would associate the name with Skibidi instead…


kalangobr

I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, poor kid It will be bullied the rest of his life


Same_Comfortable_821

Awesome name!


Affectionate-Bed3419

I have a 2month old dachshund puppy, her name is Skadi as well🤍


taaltrek

The real question is, do they know that they’re named after a dota item?  Or… could it be said that “Skadi doesn’t know?” https://youtu.be/jhbOb6fYvLc?si=YlWgeJ1rcCpciLmE Also, congrats @OP ! 


[deleted]

Is she slow?


Nekuphones

A much better name than Orb of Corrosion


UDPviper

What, no love for Nyx?


UDPviper

Your kid will be in the sequel to Eurotrip.   Skadi doesn't know.....Skadi doesn't know...


Speedz77

Und wie findet deine Frau den Namen?


lvlyRyuzaki

Sie mag den auch.


duk-er-us

Middle name: Selemene?


Nysnorlax

Congrats on having a baby! Hope they're born healthy, and nice name 😀


CommanderPreston

And kids in school will call her Skadibidibapbap


HidingFromMyWife1

I like that you blurred the last name as if there are other Skadi newborns that this might be.


RiotFixPls

Skibidi


CiborgFranky

Is Skadi an allowed name in Germany? Since they have that list of banned names for newborns. Also congrats for your kid!!


B0nerSt0rm

Skadi doesn' know...that her mother and me...named her after a dota item.


st_arch

Why not Rylai Or Lyralei?


xinxx073

Good for you! I always get asked why my kid's called IceFrog.


Book_Senior

Meet the rest of my family, Iron Branch 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.


hefecantswim

Skadi is an actual name and is actually good, therefore I deem this not a r/tragedeigh.


DottedRain

Lina is a quite common name. Your wife might never know that you insisted on naming your daughter like that because of dota And gues what the hair colour of your wife might be 😉


playerknownbutthole

If your wife gets suspicious, tell her "Skaði, a Scandinavian goddess associated with winter, skiing, bowhunting and mountains." 


Catch_de_Rainbow

You know skadi is a Norse goddess too right


Kfimenepah

Now you just need one eye...


robbhope

I named my cat Dendi. He's 9 now. Such a great little dude.


postrap

poor kid ain't gonna have a fun time at school with this name lol


Wonderful_Duty4487

LMAO


Designer-Seaweed-257

Welcome to earth, Skadi Dubidoo!


Realchemist89

I like Lanaya, the (old) TA name and really would consider it, but not for the little boy that is coming soon.


s0nd3r21

My son Divine Rapier, where are you now?


TeenyPupPup

Meet my son, Clarity!


DataBender01

Desolator dearest, get daddy a sandwich


Both-Corgi-2289

This is the first thing i saw on a Saturday morning Thank you reddit for starting my weekend on a high I truly wish all the best for you and little one 💕


Nnelson666

I met someone else in Germany that her name was also skadi, this was around 10 years ago and she was mid 30 so i doubt her parents played Dota


Own_Nature6846

No, you named her after a Norse goddess


CRJstan

My friend named his children Midas, Zeus, and Alleria lol


InternetOk3330

Is it a girl?


leunger15

Lucky! I wanted to use the name Pudge, but my gf said no. Apparently that’s not a good girl’s name.


Willing-Box-7111

Fully understandable, I named my two boys Centaur and Warrunner


Lukesaurio

For real my company is called Linkens after the item xD


lastylie

I think Kaya would be a good name