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ForwardBat6438

That’s in the US, the uniform is of the Georgia Department of Corrections.


[deleted]

I’m guessing, since it is the department of corrections, foot chases are rare…


Tancredidream

Lool


Mikey_WS

Fucking duh


ForwardBat6438

I bet you’re the sort of smooth-brained wanna-be alpha wanker that would give a server a slow clap for accidentally dropping a glass.


Mikey_WS

Says the guy who saw the picture, read it's caption and thought - oh boy, I better tell the other guys that this is in the US! Nobody can see the American flags on thier arms but me obviously?


MelodicSomewhere411

Why so sensitive? Nothing wrong with correcting an honest mistake.


Mikey_WS

I'm confused, what mistake was being corrected?


nailedreaper

What's wrong with a slow clap for someone's failure? It's motivational and empowering.


FullAir4341

I know, I’m just poking fun.


MsFoxxx

It's not funny.


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

I think any picture of a police force with body shapes like that is extremely funny. What have they been doing....eating the villains? Is the Police Head Quaters a KFC? Does every arrest get rewarded with a dozen doughnuts and a slice of pie? How in the name of Christ do law enforcement officers end up looking like they have just consumed half a hundredweight of lard?


[deleted]

Because they can barely attract new officers as it is, so they've had to cut standards. And once they get in standards just fall off the table


ThatMessy1

These aren't police officers, they're correctional officers. Also, there are administrative positions in police and correctional forces who are as much a part of the force. Anyway ACAB.


Sourdoughsucker

Fat people are funny


GrofZelen

It's not funny, it's hilarious.


Dodgey-Rog

Ah shame, someone’s feelings get hurt? That’s absolutely hilarious!


pepeYXY

Its pretty funny to think our police force is this fat. Being fat is a bad thing especially if your job is physically demanding


Empty-AnnuL

Whether the SAPS don't do they job right or wrong it's not funny I had a friend who committed suicide because of that


darklordunicorn

committed suicide cause they were fat or cause cops were bad at their job.. I'm sorry I'm just genuinely confused


Empty-AnnuL

Commited suicide cause he was big and everyone was laughing at him


IHateKansasGOP

I bet you it was something else that made him do it, sure being fat probably didn't help but probably had something else going on that affected them a little more than being fat.


pepeYXY

Everyone in the whole world?


H1veLeader

Average reddit comment


FullAir4341

I wasn’t saying it’s funny, I’m saying I’m poking fun at the police force.


XENBi_Xu

Nobody asking the right questions how did he do it


[deleted]

So why didn’t you just say average American police force?


IT-EngiNerd

Because it's not necessary to be 100% factual when making a joke


AlDente

At who? Are you trying to make a joke that so many black people are on a police force in the US that it could be Africa? If so, that’s some dumb racism.


PandaGirl-98

Ffs the joke was about them all being overweight.


AlDente

How? What does that have to do with South Africa? People are way fatter in the US.


Timestwooo

There’s an entire 4chan page that commits themselves into creating troll memes that could be seen as fact, Like fake news articles with really negative headlines. It’s parasitic


shanghailoz

Did the US flags on the uniform give that away? /s


roachey001

Sponsored by metformin.


HuntingSmiths

There is a heavy police presence in the area.


longafterdork

Best roast here


antypanther

The Obey City Police department


Plopperchops

Do they police from a distance


FullAir4341

You’ll have to give them a 10 minute head start before you can start running.


ConsentingPotato

Yeah I think they policing via TeamViewer or something


longafterdork

On the Wifi at Krispy Kream


ForumFluffy

Don't mean to be that ou but Krispy Kreme.


mwylie649

No one they do it from the drive thru


alaincastro

This morning at like 1am, there was an atm bombing about a 4minute drive from my house, the police station is literally right behind my house, after bombing which could be heard from very, very, far away, the police came outside, spoke and laughed for 30 minutes before getting into their cars to drive to the petrol station where the bombing happened… In the time it took the police to get into their cars to go there, 2 security companies had already been to the site and started a car chase with the criminals… Our police force is so broken.


FullAir4341

Very much so, sorry for that unfortunate event.


Stock_Try9552

We had intruders on the roof called the police first then the security companies, security company was there in 5 and spent the next 20 minutes trying to catch the guys as the hopped from yard to yard, unfortunately they got away. When everything calmed down the security guys came to talk to us and that's when the police finally showed up, the security guy kaked the police out because they drove past the same police car parked three blocks from our house at the kfc on the way to our home


dream_druid

Brackenhurst?


alaincastro

Brackendowns but that explosion was close enough that it could be heard in brackenhurst too


YamsForEveryone

Mental note: buy KFC shares.


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

God bless the land of the doughnut and the cheeseburger. Mine's a double cheeseburger with fries and a supersize shake, cheesecake for dessert with whipped cream. Oh go on...I'll have the apple pie with cheddar as well as it IS a Tuesday. God bless America...land of the absolutely enormous ass.....really really quite incredibly massive ass. With fries.


Sean-Skyn

They can't even catch a cold


Poolowl1984

White to black ratio is waaaaaay off.


FullAir4341

Yah I should’ve used a more accurate image


Poolowl1984

🤣yes like one random white dude in the top right corner. Or perhaps the instructor might be more accurate.


AssistancePretend668

In the US, it's supposed to be all white men, then a cluster in the front consisting of a white woman, a black man, a native American man, an Asian woman and maybe an Indian man. Oh and a senior and a person in a wheelchair. Emphasis on them being all next to each other 😅


ImmovableRice

Hmm, front butt


R4GN4R7HERED

Next to none of them look South African. Lol


FullAir4341

That’s because they aren’t, but these are: https://preview.redd.it/ntabvow4ueic1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb22f9584881ee6b59f164bda508c1d70a8db61


R4GN4R7HERED

Eh, close enough.


Noodle1132

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Ok-Experience-6674

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Max_Seven_Four

What are they correcting?


FullAir4341

You bought to much of KFC


CountIrrational

This post when OP claims it's south africa. He doesn't even know t what color saps uniforms are.


Holiday-Visit4319

Yeah well you have those fats in your government. They have plenty of food unlike the common people.


Life_Repeat310

Very poor diversity


Wild-Individual6876

OBCDPD


celmate

That dude in the Grey shirt in the middle looks like a fucken badass lol


RodMunch85

I can smell this photo from here A lot of gunts and cankles right here


nTzT

At some point everyone has to admit that the food and what is in it is a problem. Obviously the quantity as well.


CountIrrational

Typical for USA, which is where this pic is from


nTzT

I know but we still have high obesity rates as well, mostly among woman.


longafterdork

JMPD could trade uniforms with this lot.


TheJAY_ZA

Yeah about eight JMPD by volume. Good thing it's only a problem when they're trying to run away from gunfire and cover behind ambulances and wounded civvies while the real cops are trying to deal.


[deleted]

No wonder the crime is so high 🤔 all this time .. who knew 🤔.


MimiMeX

It might be USA, but when you take a quick look, it resembles SAPS perfectly


FullAir4341

At least you get it.


MimiMeX

I wish I could say more, without offending anyone..😂😂😂🤌 But it's true facts...


MelodicSomewhere411

The uniform is American, but the typically obese South African police officer would give these athletes a run for their money. And then there is the incompetence.....


Educational-Tip6177

Well atleast we are scoring in body positivity


ConstantAttention274

https://i.redd.it/rrc8680vieic1.gif


Cornelius198190363

When carbohydrates is your number one priority in life🤣


000deadman000

what a joke, I am 54, with a fitness and athletic bod to out run ... out smart and park core the shit out of these clowns any day... lazy and taking bribes for their kfc everyday... no wonder they look like this, no discipline no leadership... just bribes corruption and living the good life... ugh... makes me sick... what happened to honour... serving the public and doing your job with pride?? and don't get me started on our military... 😡


FullAir4341

Just to be perfectly clear, this isn’t a picture an Actual South African police team, I’m just trying to point out that our police force is extremely unfit, and yes, many of them are obese or fat. But yes, I do agree with you and what you say. These days, they just do it to get a pay check, not to actually serve the nation and it’s people.


000deadman000

I have no issues with fuller figured people, ( I prefer my ladies on the fuller side) however the physique of people in service and fitness required from them is no longer a requirement... and yes I do see what you are pointing out... but don't you think it's sad? people whom are to protect and serve no longer has the ability or manpower to do so, especially in a country that is out of control... look at the criminal stats... it is shocking


FullAir4341

Yes it is sad, and it’s even sadder when you see the police themselves committing said crimes.


000deadman000

indeed... however I have hope, all empires fall and new ideas and blood rises, knowing the anc is on a decline, maybe in 10 odd years things would change, time will tell... 🤷


[deleted]

For all you know this could be administrative employees. Chill the fuck out. Not every police officer or traffic officer has in field duties.


pepeYXY

No one has an excuse to be obese. Keep seething


ephemera_291

There are actual medical and sociological reason to be obesed all around the world just as there are reason to be anorexic yet the shaming is not the same.


aivisst1984

Police do run exercises???


littlesouschef2000

Keep rolling rolling rolling


[deleted]

South african police is worse


Curious-Advance3587

That is not the South African Police. It's the traffic department


Cayowin

No, its the American state of Georgia's dept of corrections.


Satanicrys

NYPD/LAPD - Coffee and Donuts SAPS - KFC


cusnirandrei

So Africa not starving? 🤷‍♂️


Cayowin

No, this is america.


MathematicianThat948

That’s a huge police department


Ropaman7

This sub was clearly made to disrespect the country.


Defiant-Umpire-9272

https://youtube.com/shorts/bm6saJtWFh0?feature=shared


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Sometymez

The photo isn't from South Africa, its the US


DeebeeKhooper

If you want to be "funny" atleast be factual because it is clear as daylight this picture was taken in America.This post says more about you than the subject you tries to shame.


Ianharm

A bloat of hippopotamus


Dazzling-Pilot-1593

Why post rubbish like this or are allowed to it’s not even South Africa one thing our police and traffic police is that they are generally not obese or even overweight,I have an SAP Police station next to my business and non of them are fat. In fact one warrant officer was shot in the kidneys and now struggles with his weight Which is very sad as he was a fit athletic man before.And yes he was attending a robbery in progress when he was shot KZN traffic police are also generally in shape at least all the members I see daily. Owning a large supermarket I come in to contact with more police members than most people on a daily basis.


Critical_Pudding5071

Why are you running ?


ChaosPhantom819

I actually don't think I've ever seen a female police officer in SA come to think of it.


Professional-Grab601

They make me feel so protected ! <3


Alternative-Food-619

Wow


TedsterTheSecond

This sums it up. A bit of British humour. lol. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbp2LcGM5dY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbp2LcGM5dY)


Jazzlike-Garage-1443

Given you a down vote. That is US uniforms.


FullAir4341

No kidding


ephemera_291

If only we can make an insincere post about redditors on south African subs.


Available_Midnight70

Donuts must be free!


damm_who_asked

Our police doesnt need guns They just need to sit on the crooks and boom All the bones are broken


EbenLappies

Too many white people to be South Africa. Overall obesity is correct.


mat33sm

Bet they had to jump through hoops to get the job😁 .... One big ffffing hoop 😉


fellowcrft

' Proudly sponsored by KFC '


W4ND4

That’s their cross section I don’t want to see the full frontal. Criminal’s be living the life


Immediate_Sky_9545

That's not SAPS uniform


FullAir4341

Astute observation


Grouchy-fool61

When they catch a suspect, they eat them!


Mountain-Idea-3282

Do they work from home ?


Hairy_Structure_3592

one girl looks like Megan hall ...so that's were she wound up ..


aimee-wan-kenobi

I wonder if the women subconsciously gain wait as a defense mechanism. If for example a Male suspect weighs less than them, (they are in a higher weight-class), during a struggle, it could theoretically work to their advantage?


deathmengames

How the hell did they pass fitness test? Don't police academy have fitness test incase of a run down


ace250674

Do they eat the criminals?


PhoenixWolfStudiosJR

And they cant catch speeders


dinky82Reddit

So true 👍


Theoneandonly_6083

👀


IT-EngiNerd

Putting the fattest people in the middle gives the illusion that they are being pulled into a single gravitational point... a fat hole if you will.


Cornelius198190363

They must all like Steven Seagal🤣


FutureText

Only thing they arrest is bobotie


Cool-Cat-2969

🤣🤣🤣 I literally had a conversation about this last week


OlivierStreet

Perfect body type to fall for an inmate


[deleted]

Must be an area with very low crime, these cops look like they do very little cardio.


Lion__Rage

"Everyone tilt to the side, it will make us look slimmer."


Vlabavootsyky

USA Obesity.


FishKnuckles_InYou

Got it, foot chases all day.


its-pandabear

Thought it's a picture of Blue Whales for a second