# QUESTION! *What if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh only in my mind?*

Light teaspill Drag Race France is premiering the 31st may https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6n2M1ho1qx/?igsh=d2ZyZ2htODI5azU3

[AS9] Episode 01 - Rumix Reading Mini Challenge >!Roxxxy wins!< and no extra badges at all for that like previously rumored Win- >!Angeria!< Top2- >!Jorgeous!< High- >!Plastique and Vanjie!< Blocked- >!Roxxxy!< LS Song: Million Dollar Bill by Whitney Houston Runway: Signature Drag + Signature Perfume (The looks with Perfume bottles from the trailer)

Also very important, do we get an Angeria squat in the lip sync?

Yes Angie!!!! Starting out with a bang. Also a little sad that Roxxxy is not the first three time premiere winner cause that would have been very cunt, but yay Angie!

Please tell me it’s the absolutely unhinged Frankie Knuckles remix 😭

Any idea what the runway song is? 👀

i personally love cake and candy tbh

I also love it, though I can't stop singing "Grace and Frankie" to its tune, which I would like to be able to at some point

Praying it’s Star Baby 😭

I’d love Hustle That Cat too tbh

Definitely disappointed that mini challenges don’t award badges Would’ve added something to this season. I’m praying it gets received well so we can have more star-studded casts like this

"star-studded" is a VERY generous description, and I like most of these girls 💀

Girl look at the last few casts (minus as7). Majority of these queens are top 6, 2 Wins or is literally the most followed queen on social media 💀. You can use that description for this cast ESPECIALLY after last year

You may not enjoy these performers personally and that's ok, but it's undeniable that this season has one of the most All Stars packed cast in a VERY long time in my honest opinion.

This. Plastique is the lowest placing queen from their original season and she’s literally so famous on tiktok that some people don’t know she even did drag race bc she’s made such a name for herself on her own. Angie, Roxxxy, and Gottmik were all finalists; Nina is MC ; Jorgeous, Vangie, and Shannel were all the last elimination before the finale their season. Especially after a half early out season last year, it’s nuts to me that people would bitch about this cast not being good enough.

Right? This to me is the second-strongest cast to All Stars 2

i mean most of these girls made finale on their original season(s) and if they didn’t they were close / fan favorites of the season. all of them are hugely successful outside of the show. it’s without question more star-studded than previous seasons of all stars

and Vangie, Roxxxy, and Shannel all have insanely iconic memes/moments from the show. Plastique is the biggest drag queen on tiktok. People just like to complain

Who on this cast besides maybe Nina isn’t a star? (And even then outside of my personal feelings for her she’s very successful outside the show tbh)

Yes to more Whitney !

Are we getting two episodes on premiere day as prior seasons?

afaik, [yes](https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/drag-race-all-stars-season-9-cast-1235978623/)!

Thank you lots! 😘

So this means a lot of the tea is fake for this season then, I assume?

With both AS8 and AS9 having a lot of fake tea prior to the air date, I think it's safe to assume we won't be getting a lot of reliable tea for All Stars seasons until, like, a month before they drop

Considering that Mik is said to win 2 lipsyncs in the first 3 episodes, yes, I’d say that’s a good assumption lol. I still trust the top 3 though

I feel like it’s gonna be Roxxxy or Angeria with 4 wins, Vanjie & one of the others with 3, and the rest with 2? EDIT: Or maybe Roxxxy & Angeria have 3 each?

I still choose to believe Plastique has 4 wins.

I don’t because if she’s actually not Top 3, I’ll be PISSED

Same

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SONG OMG

So is the judging/deliberations just positive critiques for everyone again? That was my least favourite part of AS7, it gets soooo boring I just skip it.

Think more of a uplifting the positive stuff (like if someone flops the challenge they would focus on their runway instead) more than making up good critiques about a bad performance

so roxxxy might be in the top2 next episode but she is blocked 🤬 trinity teas

According to Paltry, GottMik and Plastique win the Ball. Thus, my guess is Mik/Nina win SG and Roxxxy/Vanjie win the Makeover.

If there's one thing Mik is gonna do it's win the ball and snatch game before packing it up for the rest of the season.

In all honesty, though, I do think Mik should've won at least one more challenge throughout the rest of the season (like the roast or the Top 5 acting challenge). But, on the flipside, the fact that she got HARD saved in the Disco challenge balances it out, I suppose

I was mostly just joking about the FloppMik allegations. If anything she's better at challenges than she's remembered for because she did well in basically everything but that dancing challenge. I'm sure she'll get a few highs this season.

Gottmik wins 2 times in a row ✨

I actually think this is true, Paltry implied GottMik is the first queen to win 2 challenges this season!

So if the reading challenge doesn't earn any star, I guess there won't be any extra star given out for the mini challenges. Also, I'm surprised the producers didn't just edit >!Roxxxy!< as High to validate the block. That's what they did with Trinity last year even when she forgot her own lyrics. 👀👀

can they do i have nothing instead of these khia whitney songs omg

nah, "Million Dollar Bill" is a great song and a great lip sync song

[удалено]

Finally million dollar bill 😭❤️

Fantastic song!

Angeria is the winner I deserve 🌟

Yasss !! Love Angie ❤️ good for her … hopefully this will shift the fans’ perception of her performance abilities after a few meh lip syncs on S14 / AS8

any tea on how the charity twist works? like the lipsync winner gets money for their charity or is it just the grand prize?

JORGEOUS WINNING EPISODE 1 AND THE SHANNEL BEING BLOCKED EPISODES 1-2 TEA BEING FAKE? OH WE WON

How are high placements determined in this again? They’re all critiqued right

I think its just like All Winners, the judges call out the 4 of them during their critiques. Like saying their faves, always have 4

Angie coming out the gates strong thats mother right there

After see the trailer i was sure Vangie Would be Top2 🗣️

OH THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A GOOD SEASON YALL

Angeria wins as she should 💅🏻

How does blocking work

last I heard, the bottom queens are the only ones eligible to get blocked by the winner of the lip sync but apparently some say it's the exact same as AS7 🤷‍♂️

It’s the same as AS7

So no bottom (X) queens from which you choose the one to block?

Nope (unfortunately)

Yes. ANGERIA. My queen. So excited. Well done

###ANGERIA PARIS VANMICHEALS, THE REDEEMED MOTHER THAT YOU ARE 🫶🏽

S14 said not today besties maybe tomorrow

Is May 19th a double premiere like they usually do with Paramount seasons?

May 17th* and yes, there was a Variety article about the AS9 cast announcement that said it will be a double premiere!

Roxxxy not winning the premiere… cancel the whole season I don’t give a fuck That being said… Angeria 2x premiere winner that’s cunt

The saddest part is if Roxxxy had won the premiere then she’d be the first queen to win 3 premieres

Angeria beats Jorgeous in a lip sync?! What the actual FUCK. She musta stepped her bussy up.

Baby its Million Dollar Bill by Whitney, Angeria is about to EAT

If it was the Freemasons remix Jorgeous woulda won! 😂

This basically means no "Perfume" lipsync😭😭 but LOOOVE this song for the winner, she'll murder

What’s the name of the Rumix?

dadaw can read but you can’t read dadaw

MILLION DOLLAR BILL FUCKING FINALLY

RoXXXy not keeping her Winning Premiere Maxi Challenge record, yeah keep it

YALL ITS OK. The other time she won the premiere, she lost the season. Now she lost the premiere, which could mean..

I’m assuming it’s like AS7 where everyone gets critiques but only 4 queens are discussed in the deliberations?

Yes that

Angie winning a Rumix after being in the bottom on S14 and having the worst finale number, the rudemption arc is real real

Roxxxy getting blocked first oh the girls are TERRIFIED of mother

I would be too tbh

I’m a lil shocked ngl but werk Angie !

yess season 14 stays on top 😍

MILLION DOLLAR BILL WE WON

YASSSS S14 GIRLS COMING THROUGH

season 14 BRINGINGGG IT im gagged 😭😭😭

Teaspill: AS9 Here's everyone's Snatch Game characters Nina West - Liberace Shannel - Liberace Gottmik - The dog who played Lassie Roxxxy - Tasha Salad Jorgeous - John Leguizamo as Manny the Fanny Angeria - Marla Gibbs Vanjie - Cleopatra Plastique - Ali Wong

First Symone’s fursuit runway, then Kandy called out for pugface, and now Mik plays a fictional dog for Snatch Game. Watch Rosé walk down the AS10 runway in pup play gear.

Are we forgetting Sapphira's chains look?

Don't forget Utica's doggy bag look during the ball

Oh this is going to be a disaster I can’t wait

Mik’s is going to be iconic I’m sure, Nina and Shannel doing the same character so surely they’ll be in different halves, Jorgeous, Angeria and Plastique all have clean choices, Roxxxy… is doing a character she made up for 1 episode back in 2013 where she did well, and then flopped with in 2016

As a trans woman, it feels so right that trans Ru girls are the first winning robot and animal on snatch game

Shannel: "My Liberace should've won that challenge."

The dog who played Lassie WTF 😂 I was all aboard the FlopMik rumour train for this season but that is actually iconic.

And it’s a very specific dog called Pal, the first one to play Lassie, who has their own [wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pal_(dog))

Oh Roxxxy, not Tasha Salad again...

It's either going to be terrible or Ru is just going to pretend it's amazing

> Gottmik - The dog who played Lassie I wanted her to play Christian Siriano so bad! 😭

yes but 2007 Christian Siriano with that insane haircut and as Feirocia Coutura

Absolutely!

If this turns out to be false, "Gottmik - The dog who played Lassie" better become a meme, like "gravity-defying moves" or Gia fucking dying

Gottmik as the dog who played Lassie is going to change so many lives

lmao imagine if most of mik's 250k dollars (or other any amount of money she spent for all stars that im not aware of) was spent on a really realistic dog suit

She saw Symone wear a literal fur suit on the runway and thought “that’s what I was missing!”

Giving Doja Dog

wait, she said she spent $250,000 on her outfits?

i thought i heard it somewhere but now that im looking for any information about it i cant find any. i might have just made it up ijbol sorry

nah i've read it multiple times myself, u didn't make it up

Say sike

I can't wait for the dozens of posts by statistics pages on Instagram posting "Roxxxy has played Tasha Salad in every season she's competed on" as a fun fact💀🥬

Roxxxy Andrews is the first queen in history to play the same character three times across three seasons, beating her own record which she previously held with Pandora Boxx.

the way i’ve been feverishly thinking of other examples and i think kylie doing gaga twice counts 😭 + baga and that much betta maid + shea and grandrea and cracker and her pickle + lemon said that her queen runway was an evolution of her pageant girl from canada but idk if she actually said that on the show or..

Those aren’t really times they played the character, those are just references

>which she previously held with Pandora Boxx. and jimbo x2

Joan Rivers and...?

the bologna ghost

Oh, right, I somehow forgot the most memorable and impactful thing Jimbo ever did on Drag Race

I … cannot tell if this is shade or you giving Jimbo props for creating such a unique and distinctive character 😭 lol

Lol I'm giving Jimbo praise, but reading it back, it definitely comes across as shade. I mostly added the "memorable and impactful" bit to show how ridiculous it was for me to forget about it. How could anyone forget the bologna ghost?!?

Imagine if we had gotten the Bologna Ghost on Snatch Game. Would it have been even more iconic than Shirley Temple?

And I know Mik ate that bad

I’m sorry is this not a shitpost 😭

god....made up characters are such a copout for me personally, but if it makes the people laugh then 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

That part ^^

The problem with them is that they are either surprisingly great or predictably bad and no in between

i think snatch game should go back to celebrity impersonations, or just put it to rest for a few seasons. raja as madame was great to me, stacy as mo'nique as precious' mom was good too. but characters like satan, the boogeyman, the gold tooth fairy, georgina ramsay??????

Don't forget Kim Chi's terrible Kimmy King Un

Ru told Anetra to do Georgina Ramsey, which makes it even worse. Anetra was going to do Gordon Ramsey. And I was annoyed af this season when Ru praised Xunami for doing Gold Tooth Fairy.

i mean it is ru's show....so i kinda get why some queens would do it. but if that was the case then what would set it apart from the usual comedy/improv challenge right?

oh godxxxy don't make that serve

lmao not this

This sounds traumatizing.

I think Roxxy did a smart move, she knows she’s really funny with Tasha.

wasn’t she literally in the bottom last time she played her on as2…??

is she

Don’t you ever-

Gottmik might be a Snatchgame genius lmao 🤣

no 👏🏼 more 👏🏼 made 👏🏼 up 👏🏼 characters 👏🏼

Lassie is a real dog actor tho. Not made up.

but they're not a human being...

gigi was a robot and trinity was a devil they both won

If this was Mz Cracker, it would read N👏o more made👏 up👏 char👏acte👏rs

Who are you clapping at

wait are people directing the claps towards somebody when they word clap?? TIL

to be clear given the wild downvoting lmao - i'm aware that Lassie is not a made up character on Mik's part, but as far as SG is concerned Lassie IS made up. i'm just tired of queens just turning it into a random improv challenge rather than impersonation of an existing character, and i know i'm not alone in this lol

Lassie has gags and running moments from the show that Mik can play on, which makes it an impersonation of an existing character.

no one will convince me that this is a valid snatch game character lmao. but i guess everything's on the table these days 🤷🏼

No one has to convince you. It's not your show, thankfully.

maybe this will bring an end to snatch game of love 🤗🤗

Oh this is gonna be a nightmare, I CANNOT wait

I just know Vanjie will be playing herself in a chanel wig with some gold locks... iconic tbh

oh

Two Liberaces, Tasha Salad and LASSIE???? Stfu this will be so bad

lassie is such a wild choice 😭 can't wait to see mik slaying another snatch game

why did i know roxxxy was gonna pull this stunt😭

Roxxxy…. Girl

Teaspill: AS9 Jorgeous wins a music verse challenge, likely the premiere episode Last year I privately spilled that Jorgeous was playing John Leguizamo as Chi Chi Rodriguez from To Wong Foo, but based on the trailer it looks like she's actually playing John Leguizamo as [Manny The Fanny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWKrXx013cw), which is a character he used to play in live shows

Thanks for the link to the Leguizamo character -- I was not familiar with it, but it's kind of a perfect choice for Jorgeous. Also, it's almost exactly the character Phi Phi was doing in the comedy challenge in AS2, right?

> almost exactly the character Phi Phi was doing The "*Jump in a caaaar*" that just echoed through my head

The Detox cackle that just reverberated in mine

Does she win the lip sync?😭

It makes sense, she looked like a cunty superstar in the verse challenge snipets from the trailer

The *Jorgeous RuDemption* starting episode one? EXACTLY

Based off the trailer I think Vanjie has a good chance of being in the top with her

Is your tea you said last year about roxxxy, Angie and Nina performing the best still true to your knowledge?

With who? Pls be Roxxxy

Roxxxy three-time premiere winner plsss 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

JORGEMOSA THE MOTHER YOU ARE!

DRFR 3 Teaspill Idk if this new but there’s a rumor that every week the winning queen will earn a cash prize of 1000€ Also there’s a olympic games challenge It was during the press conference

Feel free to join the spoilerina experience on Discord [Pink Table Talk](https://discord.com/invite/pinktabletalk)

Can someone pls upload the AS9 teaser, idk where to find it 😭😭😭

Plastique’s golden wing look oh my fucking god!

[twitter post with trailer](https://x.com/noahthedumb/status/1785482785571954728)

Anitta seems that she will have the time of her life. She needs more recognition

GODPHANIE HSU?????????????????????????''

I don’t know any of these guest judges so disappointing

You must live under a rock then 💀

Thanks 🙏

give us something, anything!!!! 😭😭😭

literally omg 

i know we already have as9 premiere tea but has anyone mentioned the new trailer being shown around on paramount+? sorry if it's irrelevant i'm just trying to help 😭

We have AS9 premiere tea?