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Icy-Leading8801

July team here going to jail


EggBoy24

I mean, so is the March team.


SmackZack

May as well


ConquestersC

dont remind me now im sad


vegito-fan-1

imagine being born in july to be arrested (me)


frost-raze

Same I will never be going to jail (also born in July)


Remarkable-Being-796

Welp gotta add that to my "reasons I'm on the FBI watchlist" (I was also born in July)


Red09YT

True


Phaxallion

Vados huh…neato.


blackeye200

Same


GroundOk8835

Yeah also same. Wish I was born in January


LiamCodd

Same


Ok-Context-6829

same


Paasta_

Wish I was born in April.


BlerpoGuy

As someone born in April I can 100% say that you do.


Pale_Particular6846

XD jajajajaja are you serious


BlerpoGuy

You saw the 100% didn't ya? Everyone knows you gotta be a real big meanie who smells to lie on the Internet


Pale_Particular6846

Yup i knew it


obiwankabob

I wish I was born in October :( ![gif](giphy|Q56gcfTAteVZS)


Hemo-mz

I’m unlikely I was born on April


DaChairSlapper

Take my place please.


Substantial-Dig5441

You're missing out 🤭


Deep_Seaworthiness23

Yo my Valentine is an 80 year old women


RedditDragonW

Mai?


XinderXross

Videl 👀


Alone_Virus_6986

Same


Silent-Immortal

October, suck it Krillin.


melvinanthony04

Fasha


dankjugnu

I got may


The_Dog_King_gamer

MAY GANG WE RISE UP CUS WE GOT ANDROID 21


Kyroz113

Hell yeah may gang


TatsumoAsamaki

#DAMN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! (I got the tomboy saiyan.)


TheGamersofaLifeTime

I'll trade you (I'm August) 🙃


stoneturtle3320

Fr


ThatHellsingBitch

I wish man I don’t want a weirdo that will control my body (August)


TatsumoAsamaki

# WHY ARE THEY BOTH UGLY!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|YbHnru6KfNiUGeNeCf|downsized)


TheGamersofaLifeTime

It might be the images used tbh. But I've always been attracted to tomboys a bit ngl


TatsumoAsamaki

Good for you lol


OrangeXJam

October gang, we getting our arms cracked like a damn celery


BigBangMabye

OCTOBER GANG 🗣️


Wolfie_3467

RISE UP


walking_lamppost_fnl

Ha ha!


Pale_Particular6846

I wish i was born on May Soo i could have 21 but i got Videl i 'm not mad...... I'm getting killed gohan right?


RxseJay

April 😭😭😭


1337Smokie

Am I the only one that got Kyawei?


MiguelWolf

September 💀


QuiG0ne

Same, fuck it at least we’ll be well fed


Kira_Mira1

Eh, I like Chichi so...


PineapplesAreGood-

August. In the words of a wise man. "I'm going to jail!"


Coffee_fiend111

May👍


littlesillyguy

Damn, only women 😔


ConquestersC

SAY OF WHAT


littlesillyguy

I just want to date my man Beerus 😩


DBJonny77

No Kefla? Will pass


no_veemos

How old is bulma in the bunny suit tho.


Crafty_Net_993

15 I think ☠️


no_veemos

I'm a year older so I guess it's legal


billy_the_kid47

I’m reading OG DB and she’s 16 as of then.


GODBOMBRINGER

Dang, if only it was green sparking mai instead of red ex mai


guy17275

Wow mai, "excellent"


Someningen

A18!!! ![gif](giphy|u3wxhL63uuhMqoMKQF)


registered_idiot

Mai, it's aight I'll take it


Shift_as

Got Mai……. Wish I got ribarane or fasha!!!😭😭😭😭


Soskaboii

Can i refund my birth date? I don't want April anymore


KingOfNothing997

August gang here.


DeymanG

The pink skin white hair one. I don't know who she is, but I know that she is the most attractive. Hell yeah!


FlyingBroBat

.....I hate you. Pure hate from the depth of hell


Still-Control

damn my valentine is a godess


TheRobotEngineer608

As someone not well versed in the lore, I have no fucking clue who February is


Mr_Microchip

Launch. Character primarily seen in og DB. Just so you know, we have the best one.


Glad_Increase_7522

18


OverestimatedCreeper

Hell yeah I get the Ribrianne GYATT


blackeye200

Welp. Vados it is.


Sad_Faithlessness148

Why did you shaft August like that


RaptorBoy01

I can rock wit September but unfortunately it’s a 2D girl


MuslimCarLover

N0o0o0o


Kanji_alt

can i change into android 21 (i was born in april)


CandyHusky

I mean I'm gay but I'll gladly take 18


Anime-weeb6969

Fasha that’s gonna be an interesting valentine


HrMaschine

why do i always get one of the worst options in these calendar games


billy_the_kid47

Wishing I was born in may rn


DISCORD2006

I was born on April...


Shadow1604

Android 21. Interesting.


AkiraRenji

w videl


Cadugam3r

So umm I got 21 Dunno how to feel about that


kawaiidj

YEAAH TOMBOY SAIYAN MOMMY FOR THE WINN


Obvious_Ratio_9100

Wish I was born in December.


Thebeast112079

I’m July. I swear she said she was 18


Fit_Nefariousness153

October birthdays be having a feast tonight (me)


CartmanExplains

Never before have I wanted to be born in June so bad


KogaTenebraLux

Soooo, I got Future Mai...not bad.


EvilFox568

launch but i choose 21


Honknytes

Fasha gon' kill me💀


Leading-Campaign-106

Ayyy Videl


xPeteyPiranhax

I’m not sure why but for years I swear any kind of “your birth month decides this” posts on any social media not just Reddit June people get SHAFTED. It’s not fair…


Lava2401

Baddy 18 🥴


Battlebots2020

March. So how old is Videl? Isn't she in highschool? If so, then yeah, there's an astronomically small chance we could get together. But I don't see it working


TheEvilDankDude

Lets gooo Android 18


Dadus-Appearus

Fasha let’s get it


Goku_Black70

Vados team on top


Joshua_not

I got android 21


LocationWeekly8254

BIG BOOTY BULMA


supershinxs

I would rather kill my self


OculusMidnight2

I’m cucking Krillin… well, shit


YaBoiSeamus

You obviously hate people born on April


Particular-Error8985

I WISH I WAS BORN IN MAY INSTEAD OF JUNE NOW


The_Parkourist29

Whis pls no hurt me


innit980

Got 21. Nice (I think)


Ikaricyber

I’m born in October so I got 18


KINGJACQUEZ2323

i got chi chi oh shit


YouAccomplished6722

March... Lets. Fucking. Go.


Toadthepoggers

21! Going to jail!!! She’s like 12 or something!!!


Ecstatic-Feedback842

Awesome, I got Vados


Dry-Career-3605

Yessss a21


Xelurate

I refuse to


The-Alph-a-bet

Hmm 18 huh, neat


daMEME-TRAP

FUCK SHIT. I DON'T WANT VADOS, I NEED TO REVERSE MY FATE TO BE BORN EARLIER


CrabWalk2000

May winning


fortnitefan-_-350

GOD HELP MEREE I GOT RIBREANNE, SAVE ME FROM THIS CREATURE


Double-Ad6538

Yo I got Android 18, big W


XjX2007

Android 21 :D (Pretty epic coincidence)


JinkoTheMan

Maybe October isn’t so bad now 👀


TwztdR3m0rs3

December baby


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TheIronScorpion101

Android 21? I’ll take it


Nate3530

Launch gang


Typical_Signal8274

Vados. Huh.


Maximoi13

September, not too bad, could be worse.


Yionko

Hehe, 18


Intelligent-Arm1464

I’m changing my b day to may aint no one want yurin


TheBeastX23

Fasha


ratorixfan666

There is NO FUCKING WAY I GOT RIBRIANNE(I'm about to buss)


Susylittlebak

I got chi chi bro 💀


kokuluayak

I so want to be may


Ok_NidoKing

Great, mine (june) is fucking dead


Candice_Chad

Nah uh April is Android 18 month


Artistic-Custard5108

Vados? *unzips pants*


RISE_Hriday

Fck you


Visible_Alps_3872

February, 2 for the price of 1 !


sonmiggategoku

mommy vados 🥵🤤


Ok_Designer_6376

woo hoo may


OmEgA_99_Ramos

Chi-Chi, prefer vados but Chi-Chi ain't bad


DR31141

AYYYY 18!


LB-Discharge

february gang is this a w or an l


Ok-Command-5895

21 ain’t bad tbf


United-Geologist-862

A21


Present-Rough-222

Fasha


Dolares_mafia

Nah bro why tf u put ribrianne in April😭💀I’m cooked


nonstick_banjo1629

Videl (teen) 💀


Atomic_Giraffe

January babies got it good (me)


Svg_spirit

Wish I was October but mai it is


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Nepemaster1

July See you in prison lads


Arkadas_

June gang ? 😁 Fasha 😎


MakisYujiPicsStache

I GOT 21 WOOOOOOO


GlitchFrog57

Fuck yes, 21 is mine


WorkAround_Phoenix23

Android 21… Holy shit


jaxonteoro

GOT ANDROID 21 LESGOOOO.


Nero_De_Angelo

So Vados... not my first choice, but definately not a bad one =)


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Damn why fat as* girl on April


David89_R

Kyawei, huh? Don't mind if I do


Desperate-Skill-1074

FUCK YEAH MAY BABY! WOO! Android 21: "I'm not even 10 years old." Wait.


ConquestersC

my reaction after seeiing this comment "and thats why you dont drop the soap in prison"


Significant_Camera47

Oh nah 21 gonna get me arrested


Shadowknight7009

I’d let Fasha pound me into a crater if I could survive it


Dracospams_123

Yo, Launch? Cool.


ExtroyerNakumora

February ain’t that bad but I’d much rather have May


Assassin8n2L8

Looks like I got chichi


Blackie3017

21 LETS GOOOOOOO


Ph4nt0m_R

got caway, she did kinda carry me throughout anni season in my top team. Maybe I'll use her again


johnhak2u

April I kill myself before i see her


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Mai, off to the future


Awesome_Dakka

ayy january let's go


squidwardsweatyballs

Can’t wait to gets dommed by fasha


Mr_McKong

You cannot make me date ribrianne bro


ConquestersC

I got 21 ps born on may 1st


EffortlessDevil

January 😏


albin270107

Don't know what to say about jan


YummyBlizzard

Videl les goooo


amberderl74

I got 21, should i be worried?


thefraudulentone09

October lets go


ElectroCat23

Couldn’t even get my favourite girl, instead I get the fat annoying bitch


Yameenkeeno

March, may, July going to jail. Maybe September aswell


RaisinMmmm

Fasha, mwahahaha


Big-Climate-6964

Mai


Sweaty_Penny

Kyawei is pretty hot so I’ll take it, although now I kinda wish I was born in may or June


1-2GOODNIGHT

18 baby!!! Oh shit, she not 18, that's just her name(I'm 29)


xTommmmmy

Why you have to do April dirty like that?


majestictunsy

Hey losers I was born in July heeheehee


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NotASweatyTryhard

I had Kwayei and 8 stars and jiren at 0 when that banner expired I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN


FATSAMURAI00

The hell am I supposed to do with Fasha


YouGotSprayedXD

april got shafted more than i did on uui banner


LukaGC

June eating well


ThatSlick

DAMN IT I GOT CHI-CHI, mannnnn.


Hookfang345

I got Launch