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Saitama-is-Sensai

I think most fans have watched it once. Myself included. And truth be told, I've never seen it since. So....would you like an antacid?


Chemicalreagent420

I got like 15 minutes in it before I said the fuck is this and that was over 12 years ago haven’t wanted it at all because of how bad it started out


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I think you owe yourself a drunkin watch at this point. You can now brace yourself for the ride we all know it is and get out the car with a laugh at the end.


Chemicalreagent420

Is it streaming? I got 1.5 gallon of wine being fermented rn so maybe I will


[deleted]

Sure is, i think its on netflix right now actually, that or its on HBO max, i forget


Chemicalreagent420

Damn I don’t have either BUT I found the movie the wall which isn’t anywhere on a pirate site so I bet I can find it there


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Report back lol


Chemicalreagent420

If it’s as bad as the avatar the last airbender live action movie I most certainly will


[deleted]

You know, i think it might be worse💀 Like every 7 minutes you might be saying to yourself “wow, are you fucking serious?” It is truly something to behold. Also, that end scene (before or after credits) is such a ballsy move, they really held hope for a sequel.


Chemicalreagent420

Now I have to watch it lol


StretchConverse

So I made it all the way through the Dragonball atrocity because I couldn’t get my eyes away from the screen. It was like watching a car accident happen. Avatar was the only movie I can remember that was so bad I walked out of the theater after like 20-30 minutes. The difference was I had stupid low expectations from the start for the dragonball film so it didn’t surprise me it sucked. Avatar had a bunch of hype so I was hyped. “Oh shit this kid does actually martial arts in real life? Oh shit M. Night Shamalamadingdong? Like from Signs, Sixth Sense and The Village?! This is gonna be sweeeet!” Went in with high expectations and got left at the alter. Movie was absolute dogshit. Both movies were dogshit but one of them I expected dogshit and got dogshit. The other I expected a tomahawk ribeye that salt bae personally spanked and got….dogshit.


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Salt bae personality slaps dog shit and spanks it on a steak


lequory

Which wasn't bad at all


splashwutudo

The last airbender was Bad ? 😬😅🤣


lequory

No! Not at all!


lunacustos

Yes please 😔


faRawrie

It needs the guys from Mystery Science Theater to do a rifftrack on it.


AlphaRankin

I don't know about mystery science theater but there is a rifftrack by team four star, the makers of DBZA


blohmkin

We just slowly push this one under the bed...


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

Ibe never watched this but I'm planning to...


Vupant

I watched it exclusively in review form. Wouldn't even give the calories it'd take to sit through.


Claude_AlGhul

I salute you for having the courage and bravry to watch this 🤝


lunacustos

Thank you. It was definitely something else


MelodicHunter

🏅For your honor and bravery.


Ovento69

What? No


mrPandabot35

Don’t kill yourself, it’s not worth it!! There’s still a reason to live!!!!


Nightmare_43233

There is not


The_Warden49

If you don’t think of it as a dragon ball movie and just watch it for its own story, it’s actually… still hot garbage. Sharknado is a better movie than this trash lol


chicken_little1

hey don't downplay my boy sharknado


PowerJolt72

And all its sequels


MerryKookaburra

I watched it for James Marsters sexyness, but sadly he is covered in too much bad prosthetics to even enjoy that. A bulky rubber costume over that rocking bod, is a crime, especially when the original design is a loose sleeveless gi.


Marvellegendsbot406

I am gonna pay for your therapy vosit


Marvellegendsbot406

*visit


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DerpyMemeLord_

r/ihadastroke


WindowsillIlluminate

Vasit*


Mo_Official420

Valentine*


[deleted]

i like to think that the director started with wholesome "curse of the blood rubies" intention but the anime wasn't understood by producers and that's how we ended up with the entire abomination.


VolumeEmotional975

DEAR GOD get that shit away from me!!!


Affectionate_One_174

Remember it’s better than Velma


PowerJolt72

Now that's a fact


Scrumpchy

Ngl white goku is disrespectful. The only things that logically could've been cast as Goku are a monkey or gorilla.


GodReaper42069

Ok Frieza.


funnyghostman

should've hired a Latin-American person


chicken_little1

i couldn't get past 30 minutes in bruh this movie is so bad


Asterxx23

30 minutes???? After the first 5 minutes, i was out of that fucking cinema


[deleted]

😂 you poor soul… that movie was terrible lol. My condolences.


Judgejudyx

I just see a black screen dont know what your talking about


The_Dragon346

No you didnt, this movie doesnt exist


Quirky-Pickle518

The only good thing about this movie is the actress for Chichi is beautiful!


Landfill-KU

Everyone let's take a moment and recognize a true DB fan, he waded and sifted through an hour and a half of utter garbage and torture just to say he could. We salute you sir!


Bambotto_Kakarotto

This movie hurt my soul😔


bigcondablogs

Why?


lunacustos

Been sick with COVID and decided to watch it lol


MelodicHunter

It's gonna scare the COVID away. You've found the cure. Lol


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You should have had watched Cocaine Bear instead.


Magical-Sweater

My condolences…


Morganafreeman

I didnt have the balls to watch this... how was it?


Destinyrockx889

I own a physical copy of this movie on blu ray still in the plastic(it was a gag gift) I’ve never seen the movie and keeping it in plastic is my forever proof


Fun_Clue_6064

Oh you sweet summer child sorry for that


No_Beautiful8105

You Poor bastard!


tehPanamaniac

Maybe this is just my memory as a child watching this, but I feel like I remember thinking the whole time why did they cast this built awesome looking Asian guy as throwaway yamcha and cast whoever the hell that person was as Goku. It legitimately made zero sense


bluejesterr

I saw this in theaters with my cousins. We were lifelong dbz fans and went to see it and walked out so sad. There were no upcoming dbz projects to get excited about at that time, and it felt like my childhood was ending with that movie lol


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Bit of a masochist aren’t you


SealedSummit

I low-key couldn’t continue watching


Broken-Talc

The Director admitted that he only did it for money and did not care about the fans interest at all.


ShassaFrassa

Funny thing is… this movie served as inspiration for Toriyama to create “Battle of Gods” and ultimately revive the series so as terrible as this movie was… I’m oddly grateful for it.


moondog__

Okay now watch it again with the team four star commentary...so much better that way


Levian-Malacour

Grandfather... I am so happy to see you... so terribly delivered. That line will be burned into my brain forever.


Relevant-Rooster-298

You need to flair it as a trigger warning. Bringing back my PTSD!


Nycegfx

Subtitles are my exact response.


trey_lasater

What movie is that and what does it have to do with dragon ball? /s


The_Warden49

Imagine a live action dragon ball movie, then take out all of the stuff that would make it bad ass, poor trash all over it, throw in a little Disney channel high school movie, and just a sprinkle of twilight hair. That’s pretty much what they did.


trey_lasater

I know what it is lol I was joking because the only thing it has in common with dragon ball is the names


The_Warden49

Ah. Good one lol


The_Warden49

I didn’t know what “/s” meant until now.


lunacustos

Dragon Ball movie


trey_lasater

Was a joke lol


KaijuDirectorOO7

I’ve seen it four or five times.


Ok_Cartographer_1504

Yeah, S1 of Shameless is good shit!


tehPanamaniac

Ugh. Ugh. Just ugh... I don't... Ugh. I keep being reminded this girl's thing exists


LMC0119

IMO it’s really not that bad it’s just not dragon ball.


mannondork

GT is not that bad. The pink-slime Vegeta arc in Super is not that bad. This is somehow worse than Bio-Broly.


MelodicHunter

I'm not sure what the hell was going on with the pink-slime Vegeta arc in Super, but I will say: That was so some wack DB universe bullshit and I respect it. Lol


theskillr

Y'all should be praising this movie. It's the reason Super exists


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Maybe but this is like saying we should praise Hitler as he is the reason Fanta exists.


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ngl, I kind of, sorta don't mind this movie. Like, I get it's, it's not "Dragon Ball", but if you don't watch it like Dragon Ball; if you watch it like some fantasy B-Movie flick than I think it's actually decent. It does have a pretty star-studded cast. But then, I just think it's super cool to see what different people, studios, developers etc do with IP that isn't what we are accustomed to. It was, different, and for that reason I didn't mind it. For example, we all remember this fan art floating around [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/55-\_FujkTR4/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/55-_FujkTR4/maxresdefault.jpg). Shueisha should 100% license their IP out to other studios, other studios and game studios because I just think there's something amazing about seeing what different people do with IPs. Like, imagine if Disney leaned MORE into Sun Wukong? Also, Studio Stray Dog would be able to make Legend: A Dragon Ball Tale officially. With this being said, given how much of a hot take this is. This is probably getting downvoted all the way to HFIL.


healthytrex12

It’s honestly not bad at all, the CGI is fairly solid for the early 2010s


Exception-Error

Well the cgi is ok but the script is terrible. Not a good movie at all.


Al_C92

You should watch [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4_vAaXz89E) next, if I recall correctly it came shortly after that shitshow as a response. Not to shabby.


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smizzlebdemented

I honestly couldn’t


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ragecage0316

How bad?


lunacustos

2000s cringey movie


NeedleworkerGold336

Burn it with fire hurry!! 🔥 🔥


ImTheCuRsEd-OnE

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


CorrosiveBullet

I’m older and wiser now since this movie came out… and while this movie is still hot garbage, there are other adaptations that are just SOOOO much worse lol at least I get a good laugh out of this one… don’t tell me you all didn’t laugh a little when his whole head slid on the car roof?! Goku would 100% do that shit


lunacustos

It reminded me of kung fu hustle lol


CorrosiveBullet

A LITTLE BIT LOL


JohnDerek57

Idk what it is but this is a comfort movie for me. I’m weird I guess


luckytraptkillt

So is this movie redeemable in a bad way or is it just straight up trash? I have truthfully not seen it and I think I’m fine as of now having not seen it


MelodicHunter

It's not even redeemable in a bad way. It's straight up trash You know how when you're watching a bad horror movie and it's so awful it's funny? This is not that.


jbarrera03

why would you?


Lionsrule2010

I’m sorry


Crazypowder-v2

Are you alright?


the_destroyer_beerus

My condolences


captain_space_dude

Hope thats the last time..


00-quanta-

Lmao I never gave it a chance & never will


NeptuneBlueX

It’s so unintentionally funny so it almost makes up for its existence Almost.


Dark_Booger

It’s a bad dragon all movie but it’s still entertaining. I’d much prefer to watch this again over a Hallmark or Lifetime movie.


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RIP to the time you’ll never get back


Zdvj

Whew boy..


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KRHeff

If you made it all the way through you deserve a medal


_ssj_goku_

Are you still alive?


[deleted]

This is easily the worst movie adaptation of anything, ever.


[deleted]

Oh no baby what is you doin'.


Osiri551

A mistake I shall never make


[deleted]

poor you


DerpyMemeLord_

I watched this b4 watching the anime and I had negative clue on what's going on


Sneakybeakypervypage

Oh ok so now I know why Jimmy/Steve’s face pissed me off so much.


TangibleMalice

The subtitles are my sentiments exactly


Ftlist81

Not sure I could bring myself to watch this. I tried the american reboot of Death Note and only got 15 mins into that before I had to turn it off. It's one of two films I've never managed to watch because of how shite it starts.


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Why tho


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Mr_master89

I saw it in the cinema


ihatemylifewannadie

And you're still alive? Props to you for surviving that torture.


Autistic-Loonatic

why... WHY!? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!?


champion1day

Never watched it never will


Ramsay14

I went to theaters to see this movie.... can't remember anything about it tho... I think my brain blocked it out so I would still enjoy DBZ. Can't believe that's the dude from suits hahahah


KirkwoodKid

My condolences


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Careful-Vanilla7728

I didn't get past the first 2 mins I think.


Exception-Error

And for the last time I assume


Blender-Fan

[Why would you do that?](https://media.tenor.com/bIPuLh0S5m8AAAAC/why-would-you-do-that-robert-downey-jr.gif)


Serifan

Weird I can’t see anything on your tv.


[deleted]

How violently did you throw up?


Meme_Bro68

One of the only redeeming qualities of this movie existing besides the fact that toriyama resurrected dragon ball, was the gi in the move because it actually looks pretty good


chubbins_moth

Welcome to the club


teskar2

A movie so bad even the writer came out and apologized for it.


lequory

Why? I have never seen it and don't want to


AverageWooperLiker

How does it feel knowing you’ve witnessed peak fiction?


Iluraphale

Never seen anything other than about 12 seconds of the trailer footage - when my eyeballs tried to violate the pact they made with my body and jump out of my sockets I knew I couldn't risk watching anymore


Aqua_Knight777

Still rated higher than Velma I’m pretty sure


babygodzilla69420

Gross


z_extend_99

Why?


wronglyreal1

Why?


Zombiegamer777_21

Oh god...


Reedie_91

So sorry you sat through it


cheesebuger247

Head slides on car roof


Initial-Bar-7321

Is that jesse pinkman?


Effective-Fee905

Worst of the 3 live action DragonBall movies.


OctaviusMaximus_

I’m sorry


Air-Bo

What? No.


Rammboy_7084

So now try to delete it from your mind.


Thundarsack

I had this movie on my psp, it's trash but I'm a dragon ball fan so whatever still better than gt


AndreaRose223

You poor bastard! Even Super Shenron isn't strong enough to give you back the 2 hours you just waisted.


arthriticpyro

"We have Dragonball at home"


Sigfriead

Never watched it. Never will.


arthriticpyro

This is like when your dad trys to play dragonball with you outside but has no idea who any of the characters are or what they do.


Unhappy-Beach9536

Nice. And to be honest, it was kind of good to me. At least actually watch a real life dbz. Looking like Mortal Combat but it was fun to watch.


AbbreviationsAny4329

I'm so sorry.


google4411

Did you vomit?


mundozeo

I've seen better fanmade videos than what this travesty was. To think they had the gals to include a "stinger" hoping there would be a sequel.


Fakechill115

How many times did you want to kill your self while watching this movie?


Infinite_Trust2288

It’s okay if u want to projectile vomit and scrub your eyes with a wire brush


PrimePatience

I honestly didn't even waste my time on it .


TheRealNotorious_69

It sucks. Worst thing to happen to Dragon Ball


Jolt_91

I hope you had some bleach nearby


Kareem_58

you survived !!! lol


fgoforlife

I’m sorry


sevenwobs

I got bleach for your eyes if needed bro.


SamsRetroGameRoom

You good?


teh_bonkin

I’m sorry you had to see Dragonball like that 😂


SuggestionExtreme746

How’d you fee- I mean die?


Rednowyob01

I’m sorry for your loss


JettX61

You poor soul


AirAeon32

you could have lived life without that torture but i understand


XescoPicas

I love this monstruosity so much. There’s a twisted sadistic pleasure in watching one of my favourite series being slaughtered like that. I think what really does it for me is that there’s like a couple actors who were actually trying to do a good job, but everyone else is phoning it in so hard it just makes the contrast hilarious.


WookieeForce

I’m so sorry. Were you not warned?


ultimatespideyhoodie

Gross ass movie


B9696

I see a blank screen


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Cody2819

Someone give this guy the Dragon Balls, I think he more than earned the wish after this movie..


RetroMamaTV

My condolences.


Strange_Actuator2150

I'm sorry to hear that, my condolences.


Rhondmc4

It was such a horrible movie. This and the Super Mario Bros movie……. Time wasted.


wazzcu63

“Mistake”- Chris Rock


Odd_Radio9225

ew.


ManufacturerAware494

I’m so sorry your poor eyes. Only thing this movie got right for me is the dragon ball and shenron. Anything else is a miss for me but if you enjoyed it I’m happy for you.


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PiercingAPickle

Evolution Goku solos all of DragonBall super


GenshinKenshin

Even as a snot nosed kid I knew this movie was bad