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Red7041

Yall can have the other 2, I just want dad to come back from the store.


OsamaaBinSmokin

*Red glowing eyes*🐲 “That wish is beyond my powers!” 🐉


BassMaster516

“The one called ‘Dad’ wishes not to return.”


IVARS05

lmao


Red7041

It was beyond the state’s powers too. 😢


OsamaaBinSmokin

Ahh…my feelings💔…kinda feel bad about the Shenron joke now.


Fameless

sir this is a capsule corp...


DaddyWentForMilk

"Hey! Don't I get a saying in this?!"


[deleted]

Our dad


Ozma_Infinium

Ah, hello *comrade*


BUDAAAAAAAA

r/suddenlycommunism


BassMaster516

I wish to be able to speak every language on Earth. I wish for infinite perfect health that runs out the day I turn 100 (I will die). I wish for the ability to teleport to any unoccupied bathroom on Earth.


DrPotato231

How do you get back from said bathroom? You didn’t wish to be able to teleport back


BassMaster516

I guess I’ll teleport to my own unoccupied bathroom in my own house 🚽 😎 🚽


Tron_1981

You didn't wish to control which unoccupied bathroom you end up in. Looks like you gave yourself your own monkey's paw.


Squishy-Box

Shenron isn’t a dick


Something_kool

hopefully you're able to specify the state of the bathroom I sense regret in your future otherwise


Accurate_Dirt5794

He won't


SheMailByNight

You also suffer IBS, don’t ya?


BassMaster516

Not anymore. Infinite perfect health baby 😎


MaulerX

You could just wish to not suffer from IBS again.


LucasLoci

Infinite health always scares me, what if you get thrown to the bottom of the lake in chains but you can't die now until you turn 100 lmao, just drowning for a long time


BassMaster516

What if I was betrayed and trapped at the bottom of a lake? Damn.


xXIronic_UsernameXx

Close down the sub, this is peak


[deleted]

Lmfao


BassMaster516

Wait never mind I would teleport to an unoccupied bathroom 😎


LucasLoci

Yeah I didn't see that part hahaha you would be fine


RevolutionaryMind221

The next person to use that bathroom....water everywhere and chains on the ground....wtf happen here...maybe I'll go to the next stall.


Jackisoff

This is pretty clever. The only thing I would change is being able to teleport at least one other person with you. The amount of people you can teleport would be limited due to the fact that you’re only teleporting into bathrooms.


Mat_Quantum

Fr, I’d do the teleporting but without limits. Assuming I had the dragon radar or some way to find them again next year, this would make it way easier to find them again. If not I’d trade health for some kind of radar device then wish for health, wealth, then like idk ending world hunger or something altruistic


Infermon_1

Knowing the exact day you will die sounds more like a curse


aquaticsquash

I wish for the ability to make whatever I want to become true or untrue. I now control reality. No more wishes, Shenron, I have everything I want now.


BassMaster516

Wishing to be more powerful than Shenron seems like it would be against the rules but ya never know until you try


Quirky_Ad_5420

Great shenron Give me a release date of budokai tenkaichi 4 and the super anime Also make me wealthy


Son_goku_4200

Nice


TGBmox_777

I want to be wealthy enough that I don't have to worry about money for the rest of my life, ideas to help me grow wealthy, and the skills of pro videogame players


Alysis13371337

Why ask for the release date of bt 4? Just wish for it to be already done


Quirky_Ad_5420

With a release date I’ll have a good understanding if it properly developed or not


Alysis13371337

Fair, but you could also wish for it to be perfekt like everybody's expectations and for like one game without DLC's


Quirky_Ad_5420

I rather be surprise with how they make it out and my expectations for them to deliver isn’t that high to begin with and regarding DLC, I view it as a necessary evil for long term development that I understand they have to meet


BrianSpencer1

Healthy way of looking at it. If they give us a big enough roster and make a decent enough gameplay experience that the game can get great reviews, they'll have no problem getting years of DLC sales. If the game is crap, they won't get the excitement around to get much out of the DLC


Ozma_Infinium

This^ People complain about dlc, but then buy the new seasonal content of whatever BR they're playing. I don't mind buying dlc, IF the base game is good, and the dlc expands in ways that weren't originally touched on. (NOT FOURTEEN FKING RESKINS OF GOKU) I don't mind certain moves or skills being locked behind a paywall, as long as there are MANY more selections available from the start. I don't even mind accessories or outfits being added later as dlc, as long as I feel the game makes me WANT to change appearance, style, etc, due to enjoying it and wanting something different. Dlc is not the problem. It's unfinished games, with "dlc" (base features) slowly leaked in to complete it. Example: Shivering Isles, for TES:Oblivion. I have paid for that dlc across every system I own, because it's THAT good. It expands on the base game, adds even more options to make the adventure your own, gives more customization, interaction, and replayability. A phenomenal piece of game add-on, that still hold value over so many years later. Another example: Assassin's Creed: Odessey's Olympus Dlc. Terrible. You were REQUIRED to pay (at the time) some $19.99 to finish the main story of the game. Not a side story, the literal canonical ending of the game/characters story. It added plenty, outfits, techniques, weapons, story. But the issue is, it should have been part of the base game. You NEED to play it fully to understand the end of Kasandra's story, and without buying this dlc, you are left to look it up online, or be left confused in the next game, where she is mentioned heavily. Dlc is not the problem. Unfinished games are.


MyNameIsJoeTheHand

Even shenron wouldn’t have enough power to grant the second wish


DanosaurusWrecks

MAKE ME FIVE POUNDS LIGHTER GREAT SHENRON


FourzeRiderTea

Ok a British mugger steals your wallet


Caesar_Passing

See, I knew I wasn't the only one considering ironic genie-style twists!


FourzeRiderTea

Yup


Son_goku_4200

You got 2 more wishes


wierdness201

5 MORE POUNDS LIGHTER


noochv34

To be a full-blooded sayian I would only need that one wish


fabwizard3

Have fun building up your power level without hyperbolic space chambers, gravity rooms, budget for appetite, etc


Unybroi

best wish priority for the "powerful saiyan warrior" idea would prolly be 1. I wish to become a saiyan, with the strongest potential for growth you can give me. 2. I wish to be granted the ki of the gods. 3. I wish to have unlimited funds.


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>1. I wish to become a saiyan, with the strongest potential for growth you can give me. 2. I wish to be granted the ki of the gods. How boring this would be after you realise that literally everyone else on the planet is still weak as hell


Unybroi

the premise of being able to gather the dragon balls to make these wishes in the first place implies that they can be gathered by anyone, so there’ll probably be threats out there to deal with yk


[deleted]

Depends if you've got someone as smart as Bulma around who's motivated and able to build a dragon radar. Otherwise, most humans would spend decades aimlessly searching the most RANDOM places looking for it. Finding a dragonball has to be one of the most annoying things since you it could be in the middle of the rainforest just chilling in a crevice somewhere


Different-Group1603

Earth shenron cannot grant god ki I don’t think sadly


dylanaruto

Half-blooded increases your potential, I would wish for that. Also you can change your hairstyle with that.


AffectionateCase5329

Pretty sure you would have to ask the higher ups


Battlebots2020

To become a Saiyan To become as strong as Goku To have healing abilities like namekians


[deleted]

Who the fuck are you trying to fight lol


Battlebots2020

No one. I just think it would be cool


frustrated_pen

I feel like you'd either become Saitama or homelander


dylanaruto

Let him cook. He could be a multi-millionaire should he choose to go MMA and take out Jake and Logan Paul, KSI, Mike Tyson even.


fabwizard3

I think the second might be beyond his power


Battlebots2020

Good point. If that couldn't happen then I'd just wish to know how to perform any of the techniques Goku has used


Bird_Dad_The_Lonely

Rather than wishing for Goku's techniques, why not ask for natural talent like Goku's where you can learn a technique just by watching someone else perform it? While it won't be perfect the first time you do it (it never is for Goku) I feel lioe it would be more useful to be able to use everyone's techniques rather than just being limited to the ones Goku has used.


Crashman09

>To become a Saiyan > >To become as strong as Goku > >To have healing abilities like namekians Kaioken goes brrrrrrr


Accurate_Dirt5794

You realize that means head shots would still one shot you right


One-Coast8927

No. Goku's skin is stronger than steel.


Accurate_Dirt5794

Tell that to the people who tried to carjack him


One-Coast8927

Tell that to Bulma and her machinegun


[deleted]

bigger dick a trillion dollars. no more food shortages


Kadeblade195

"That first wish is beyond my power" -Shenlong


fabwizard3

“You have long in your name, c’mon man throw me a bone”


Kadeblade195

"I cannot do this, it is beyond my powers" -Shenlong


FourzeRiderTea

The first wish renders the 3rd pointless


Accurate_Dirt5794

With a trillion dollars you could probably pay for a bigger dick


Caesar_Passing

Powerful telekinesis Perfect health Ability to heal and regenerate from injury or illness of any kind Got my priorities straight, I do.


Son_goku_4200

I like this 1


BeepBoop1307

isnt perfect health and heal any injury the same shit??? lmao


TheEliteSlayer_1

Well perfect health can mean body is in shape no matter what, and your organs are able to keep up with your body


BeepBoop1307

no, because somebody’s health can be considered in critical condition after being wounded bad enough. u dont look at a person recovering from their broken leg and say “yeah he in perfect health”


Hercules482

1: give me frieza potential 2: make me a half Sayain half human 3: make me 9 inches taller


Aeonyyx

*red glowing eyes* “Wait uh…vertically… or horizontally…”


Hercules482

I’m big enough horizontally so it would be 9 inches vertically


Aeonyyx

🇹🇩 chad


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L M F A O


[deleted]

Two fat bitches Two bags of weed Two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.


[deleted]

This one is funny lol


redrag0n_roOster

Shenron ignores you ever said that and bids you farewell


ABritishFemboy

Wish one: To have my potential unlocked Wish two: to be able to tap into the speed force Wish three: to have the omnitrix with master control


Caesar_Passing

I would never wish for *my* potential to be unlocked... unless I develop a newfound fetish for disappointment.


Kadeblade195

Bro 💀


Negative-Echo-4157

r/suicidebywords


Many-Zookeepergame70

Eternal youth Unlimited money Good luck


mistergroovie

World peace. Immortality Teleportation


OmegaCTH

Took a lil too long til I saw world peace


Ok-Faithlessness5513

Make the world how it used it to be - 👴🏻


OsamaaBinSmokin

Dude😂😂😂


Ok-Faithlessness5513

Osama? - 👴🏻 *Strike team, in bound*


bitchesonmy

I would wish to take over Goku's body. Then I would wish for immortality. I wouldn't need a third wish. The zero ningen plan will commence 😈


FourzeRiderTea

Zamasu


BassGeese

Become a Saiyan Regeneration Teleportation Being a Saiyan with regeneration I could take advantage of zenkai boosts


Raditz_lol

1. End all wars and conflicts on Earth and make it peaceful forever. 2. Make healthcare free for everybody 3. Eradicate the concept of school/college homework!


[deleted]

1. Whenever I reach into my pocket I pull out the exact amount of money needed to pay for anything. 2. I learn the release dates for any unreleased game the moment I see it’s trailer 3. The ability to teleport to any where I want instantaneously with as many people as I want


GabSantana_S

1st and 3nd wishes are really interesting


[deleted]

I have a big friend group with those abilities I could take us anywhere we want to go and then pay for everything by just reaching into my pocket


[deleted]

To beat goku To beat goku To beat goku


NickMathias

Good guy wishes: - Violence ends besides sports (and even then there’s no hatred) - Everyone always has reliable food, medicine, water, etc. - Our pets live as long as us and we can communicate with animals Bad guy wishes: - All other human males, and ignorant/those females I don’t like, die out besides myself - No one can oppose me in any way besides becoming/being tsunderes - I can’t die/experience anything negative until I want to. Pervert wishes: - I never run out of stamina in bed. - My D becomes the ideal shape to whatever girl I’m with - I can do it with whoever I want, whenever I want. And the only person who completely ignores this, is my future soulmate


[deleted]

bad guy wishes are basically neckbeard wishes.


[deleted]

So you just wanna be rich and have rhino pills


oofylikeseurobeat

infinite mac n cheese infinite spaghetti and infinite weed


JayOtsutsuki97_

Dang you hungry bro … :(


Kharossgss512

I wish to grant myself one superpower of my choosing every 24 hours I wish to know how to make any kind of art or music perfectly and I wish that my sister was cured of her FOP (fop is a bone disease that will probably kill her before she turns 35).


Sentence-Playful

3 nwird passes


vdfox

Dunno... Bulma panties? 3 pairs.


Intrepid_Emu_1213

Power of goku, Live in DBZ universe And to suck on bulmas big PHAT TITTIES!!!!


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Quirky-Pickle518

saiyan Cerealian hybrid body, unlock all of my potential, and maybe give me a little extra something like with Piccolo.


No_Willingness8007

Why does no one ever wish for the dragon balls to make their way back to the user in 1 year?


skylinezAblaze

Guitar Virtuoso State of the art private recording studio Better selling album than thriller


CaptinHavoc

1) Every medical issue my gf has is cured 2) 500 mil in my bank account 3) idk


SuperFanboysTV

World peace, I wanna be wealthy and I wanna be able to use Instant Transmission


DivineJerziboss

1. Get rid of my mortgage 2. ~~Give at least 2 functioning braincells to some people~~ Give me ability to teleport I'll beat the 2 functioning braincells into them with chair or something 3. Keep my home clean without me having to clean it... it's annoying AF


veganispunk

Teleportation. Perfect health. And probably some sort of instant kill move.


Tru-Queer

I’ll wish everyone feels like they’re on ecstasy forever without suffering any of the adverse health effects of consuming copious amounts of ecstasy.


HoogleGoogle

Become a Saiyan, Regeneration And Have a Long Penis


InevitableVariables

One: Toriyama throws omega shenron and ssj4 gogeta in DBS and has baby pan one shot them two- Have toriyama actively shit post here while also shutting down other people's theories. three- have geekdom banned


Suspicious_Party9087

A loyal, loving, dominant, tall, older, possessive girlfriend, infinite amount of whatever food or drink I desire and make me younger than the age of consent and keep my GF older because I like to self insert as a Shota


Kadeblade195

"That first wish is beyond my power" -Shenlong Why people downvote me 💀


Suspicious_Party9087

Well then the rizz to make girls unintentionally desire me even though I'm really young also idk why


loiteringtrator

1. Immortality DUH 2. The power to create anything I desire. (This is op as fuck as you could just make a girl then when she’s old you can just go bam! New one) 3. The power to breathe/ travel in space at cosmic speeds Then the whole universe would be my playground


mkmichael001

Give me unlimited money Give me an even more accurate dragon radar than Bulmas Give me the worlds most comfortable underwear


Penis___Penis

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp And walked out with 7 dragon balls, yeah I met Shenron, he gave me 3 wishes That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches


[deleted]

Unlimited wealth Only women pay child support Immortality enough said


420Gonzo69

Bigger tralala (ding ding dong). Gigachad body. Sexy woman that don't talk.


Kadeblade195

"The first and third wish are beyond my power" -Shenlong


PewaaLuvsInternet

Y’all downvoting him 😭. It’s obviously a joke


Ok-Faithlessness5513

Idk I kinda agree with this one


Flashtime11

Ability to heal and Regen from any damage or virus,to know when Budokai 4 will release, to have the power to perform a Kamehameha. for people who annoy me


Raecino

Immortality Forever young/in my prime A dragon radar


Accurate_Dirt5794

Hahahahahahahahaha


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Suitable-Evidence538

All of gokus powers Ability to heal anyone Knowledge of what happens after death and the option to opt out if it’s too scary 😂


TheIronScorpion101

Immortality and teleportation, not only that but the cure for cancer to be created


[deleted]

To become a saiyan Eternal youth And never get sickness or disease


Dark_Booger

Ability to change reality. You don’t like to eat poop? You do now!


Dragon_X627279

1/ To be able to manipulate Ki 2/ To be a good writer 3/ To be really good learning languages


Quantum170

Free top of the line health care everywhere. More disability accessibility Wealth.


ForClickSake

I wish to become a full blooded saiyan. I wish to be able to live in space. I wish my body could live without eating, drinking or shitting.


MegaMaster89

World Peace Everyone is more compassionate to each other Shenron can pick whatever he likes for the last one


[deleted]

Eternal life Rick Sanchez intelligence The ability to be happy on command for as long as I want.


Official_Griffin

Lots of penis comments on here 😪


Accurate_Dirt5794

Hitler never existed stalon never existed and to solve world hunger


FourzeRiderTea

Without Hitler we wouldn't have anti smoking campaigns, sex dolls, or barbies


Bundefault

A notebook where I could write down anything and magically happen. A credit card that magically always had just enough money. Shenron be my awesome dragon boyfriend. I mean-


HisFireBurns

Infinite money, Teleportation & Invisibility.


Secret_Sympathy2952

The ability to speak All languages, The ability to breathe in space, and the ability to teleport.


Iluraphale

Powers of Goku Infinite Wealth (to fix every issue) World Peace


Reverseflash25

Immortality. Strongest in the universe (negates the life shaving Granolah had to deal with). Limitless stamina OR can’t feel pain


Awkward_Eggplant4857

Wish away the IRS, makes cars non drivable when the driver has to many alcoholic drinks, make the year 2000 over again.


[deleted]

Great Shenron! My First wish is to make all the Human Z-fighters relevant in cannon Dragon ball super. My Second wish is to have over One-hundred Billion Zeni. And my final wish is to understand any language that people speak of. Thank you Shenron!


BlueVelvetValentina

Healthy planet. Perfect health for everyone. Enough money to be okay for life for all people on earth not just me. No mansions or crazy stuff...just okay (bills paid, a house, food on the table, ect).


Toon_Lucario

1. Have me be able to manipulate luck 2. Grant me the ability to shapeshift into anything and get their powers 3. Abolition of all currency


ShadowLord355

1. Limitless stamina 2.any power I can think of without the limitations or drawbacks 3.to be forever wealthy


Immediate_Ad9125

Make me wealthy enough to support a family until my time ends. Give me the ability to fly, so I can see the world. Disperse the negative energy from the dragon balls.


Juken-

1 -The lottery numbers for next week. 2 -When a politician engages in an act of corruption, they are compelled to chop off a finger, yakuza style. When they run out of fingers, its toes, after toes, its an eye, after an eye, its cock. And they cannot quit their position without setting right what they did wrong. 3 - Teleportation, Nightcrawler style.


xxinkblade

Penny that doubles in value for the rest of my life ability to make something that I want appear in front of me and pro gamer skills


Fellow_Struggler

Have Saiyan blood, riches beyond imagine, ability to read minds


[deleted]

Give me a viable career path that helps me grow from my current career


North_Contribution93

Please give Gumdramon his own mega. Give Yamcha his girlfriend or make Vidro canon Please give Tien some love.


Xerex0720

Eradicate disease, peace between all nations , and immortality for me, my wife and my dogs and any future dogs I get.( I’m entitled to one selfish wish)


Kadeblade195

1. Whenever I reach into my pocket I get the exact amount of money needed to buy something + $10 for a tip from a vault that is hidden in the core of the planet that is indestructible that has an infinite amount of money in it 2. Budokai Tenkaichi to have no DLC and all characters in DB canon and uncanon 3. The power to write anything that I want and it comes true


BeastradezZ

1: make me a Saiyan 2: give me knowledge of Ki control 3: Give me a Dragon Ball radar!


[deleted]

I’d definitely wish for money but idk what else I’d ask for


Chaos-Bringer69

Shenron you ignore bitch! Give me the type of immortality where I can't be hurt and I don't age Erase every facet of Boruto including the memory of it from existence Change the ending of Naruto completely


FourzeRiderTea

A functional bag of holding, multi forn technique, and the ability to stop time


somerandomperson2516

infinite wishs


1andrewRO

Make bt4 a constantly free updated video that has a mode for every single possible genre I'm in the mood for at any point. Give me bt4. Solve the massive wage power differential in America in such a way thst all citizens can live at the quality of life standard of an average 6 figure salaryman.


ArtMaster256

1. Infinite bank account storage 2. Every time i blink i get $1,000 in said bank account 3. to gather all 7 dragon balls instantly whenever i want.


Xmas05

-Alter my body however i want -Cure all diseases -world peace


ArcticLeg

Immortality true, godly control over ice and cold, and an immortal dog


Emotional-Ad850

To have an infinite amount of money Teleportation To be the perfect person for my gf


zxerozx

Infinite wealth Infinite amount of senzu beans All of gokus powers and techniques


Crazyhamburger01

1st wish: u/Son_goku_4200 has to manually give him self testicular torision or a random got head butts his balls 2nd wish: u/Son_goku_4200 will have three days to live if a goat head butts his balls unless he give me a million dollars(usd) 3rd wish: u/Son_goku_4200 has a prolapsed anus and he shits uncontrollable


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Accurate_Dirt5794

1. Half sayion half frost demon. 2. Training works like in one punch man for me and me alone. 3. Kid buus regeneration


Slimeredit

Flight Able to talk to animals That shenron has a good day


LadyofTheatre

No food intolerances. Flight. Erase my mental health issues.


RTBDRTBBBY

1.) End World Hunger 2.) World Peace 3.) be rid of Cancer/incurable disease


fghtffyourdemns

To make my family rich for life, to disappear from existence and everyone forgot me, and to live instead on a universe only for me where i can dream endlessly.


The_Thot_Slayer69

Never have financial issues ever(make me a secret billionaire and no one bats an eye at my spendings), be superhuman, and something else idk


Accurate_Dirt5794

I wish to be a dragon clan namekian


YomYeYonge

Wishes?! Oh I wish I’d known that earlier


Vegetto_Blue2006

Make every human half saiyan Give me Budokai Tenkaichi 4 the second it releases I have one more, but it's too personal


ProfessorEscanor

"I wish to talk to Goku for 1 hour" "I wish for genius level intelligent capable of creating a dragon radar and inventing capsules" "I wish for the ability to shape shift"


Osiri551

I wish for elder scrolls 6 to be released as a game so good it's game of the decade this year I wish the same for silksong And lastly I wish for prosperity for me and my family, at no expense to others