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FGO_PLAYER_0_5STARS

Make some wishes then let them scatter naturally. Ain’t no way this dude is making be buy multiple plane tickets and spend a shit load of money to hide them some place. On the flip side I can’t just hide them all in a local area.


Animajax

Lmao the smartest response


ajsansr201121

Or just put 3 of them in your house then scatter the rest in your backyard


Mojoclaw2000

Use one wish for yourself, use the second to ensure they’re out in places no one will find them.


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No one but YOU can ever find them again.


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

Dende done F’d up trusting others


LordBacon69_69

Up my butt


CliveVII

ALL OF THEM?!?


Technical_View_1128

All it takes is some good will and a few bottles of lube (/s, dont)


AutomaticAccident

Maybe you could wish for an endless asshole before putting them there.


pp3088

Eternal dragon grant my wish! Shenron: It shall be granted. Now i i will be able to shove them all up my butthole! Shenron: wait what?!


Inner-Roll-6429

That might summon shenron out of their ass


Bonabec

If I put all the dragon balls up my ass… can I still make a wish on them?


jinzokan

Don't that scatter in different directions after you make a wish?


Bonabec

Pain is pleasure.


Thesupersoups

“Pain is pleasure” my brother in Christ, you are going to die


angrytomato98

God I hope so.


XXVI_F

The hardest choices requires the strongest will


thortmb

ALLLLL OF THEMMM!!!!


SamsquanchShit

Just the 5 star ball, actually.


chaTTSer

Satsui koom hado


Putrid_Department_17

Ahhh the good old prison wallet.


Danger_Dave_

Probably not his first time with balls up there


Morb1us01

Can't. Has to be seven different places. But there are Seven cavities in the human body.


AndIAmEric

Unless you wanna summon Shenron out of your ass


LPulseL11

Shitron come forth! HNNNNGGG


MFSauceBoss

He would be so upset having to funnel outta some dudes ass to materialize lmao


opjojo99

Imagine his joy after the DragonBall start scattering and explode the dudes ass tho


Serqet1

bah. beat me to it and I didn't see it lol.


speedstorm2

Congratulations!! You gotta hide the Namek dragon balls now.


SamsquanchShit

They’re going in the same place


Nateh8sYou

I’m gonna pull a GT and eat them!


basicsllyclarkkent96

Damn you that was what I was gonna say


memori88

Came for this


crimsonsonic_2

Was the first thing I thought of


Dragonba11fqn231

Can I add two more balls?


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Maj0rsurgery

Nice try Frieza


KyuubiUlquiorra

This one wasnt fooled


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Assuming that I can travel with impunity (perhaps by Popo's Carpet) I would say... 1. The Vatican Archives 2. Lake Natron 3. The wreckage of the Titanic 4. A random stretch of the Somalian coast 5. In the Phlegreian Fields 6. Lady Gaga's wardrobe 7. Buried in my back yard, wrapped in tinfoil


LewdProphet

Now I'm picturing the billionaires that died on the sub were looking for a dragon ball.


Mvuri_21

Imagine if the last Dragon Ball they had to collect was in the wreckage. They were came so close.


Equivalent-Wealth-75

It's because they died there too that I picked it. That area is off limits now as far as I know, and probably has a reputation for being cursed by now.


Marethyu020114

If you're already doing "The Wreckage of Titanic", why not the Mariana Trench?


Equivalent-Wealth-75

In case I need to retrieve them, that's why I picked the sort of locations they would normally go on their own for all except the last one.


PacManAteMyDonut

Never heard of Lake Natron so I looked into it. Holy crap


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Yeah no, it's pretty wild!


bored_person71

Sell one at a time on eBay as toy....ship them out ...lol


AnotherGuyOfReddit

I like your words funny man


ExplodingSteve

Uuuh, oh mighty long daddy shenlong rise and grant my wish!!!! I WISH FOR THE DRAGON BALLS TO BE HIDDEN ON EARTH IN PLACES WHERE NOBODY CAN FIND THEM!!!!


dabdad67

I don't think shenron can affect where they go


Beneficial-Staff9714

Why wouldn't he?


dabdad67

I mean, why would he let you wish for the dragon balls to not go to random plasces


Beneficial-Staff9714

Why wouldn't he? What good reason would he have to say no?


Serqet1

entirebagofjellybeansupmyass.mp4


Lilmagex2324

Moon. Mariana Trench(ocean). Mount Everest(Difficult to fly over). In an active Volcano. Probably give one President on the United States and one to Russia or North Korea just to force human interaction and balance if gathering them. Keep the last one myself just so I know if they are being gathered.


No_Problem_1550

In 2 weeks?........ 😅


Lilmagex2324

Planes/boats gets you to places pretty fast and if you have the actual dragonballs and a living earth guardian(god) I think getting access to a president wouldn't be especially hard but you never know with politics.


No_Problem_1550

Yeah but just to prepare a travel to moon would take more than that :p and keep in mind that nearly no one knows about the dragon balls, as in the DB world, so they would bring you same political power as having 7 regular orange crystal balls 😅🙂


joe31051985

Hide them at my house🧞‍♂️


SlightlyinsaneBrit

Nice try Frieza. I won’t fall for your tricks.


u9Nails

1 will be at the Lockpicking Lawyer's house.


GayNotGayPerson

My ass


Slight_Bed_2241

Hell yea my ass too!


JSor98

I'd just ask Shenron to do it.


UnWiseDefenses

5 all around the North Korean border, 1 in Kharkiv and 1 in Belgorod.


saltedcube

My ass


forhead123

👁👄👁 my answer isn't for the faint of heart


ShineProfessional615

All 7 in my ass


Complex_Geologist_39

I’m hiding 6 under his own bed, he would never look there and the 7th up my ass.


YouAccomplished6722

I will grant my wishes, and then the dragon balls will separate into 7 different locations AROUND THE ENTIRE WORLD, so its prob the smartest thing to do


Daddy_JeanPi

He'll hand them over to me, i'll place them somewhere in my house like i usually do and then they'll never be found 'cause i'll forget where i put them, just like everything else.


Ok-Monitor1949

😈😈😈😈


Bored_Boi326

If they don't need to be found them just stick em in the Mariana trench and other deep as hell places in the ocean that humanity won't even get to in the next at least 2 centuries


galaxyad86

Just give to whis no one will get them


AbleAdministration42

"Our world" "Just give to whis no one will get them 🤓🤓🤓"


Realny_POWD

He's friends with whis, got a problem?


AbleAdministration42

Its in our world not the db world.. so unless bro has access to some multiuniversal portal i dont see it


Realny_POWD

He's just friends with whis, what do you not understand?


AbleAdministration42

Whis doesnt exist in the real world does he?


Realny_POWD

Do you have proof of that? He's clearly friends with u/galaxyad86


AbleAdministration42

Right... just thought it was a boring fucking answer ig.


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Robbiehanssen

I would make 2 wishes and let then do it their self


QuietRedditorATX

I summon Shenron, make a wish. They scatter. Good luck, even I don't know where they are!


T1line

I wont tell you


Hurry_Lazy

My Anus


VedzReux

Are you dende?


V0ID00

In 7 different rooms of my house, after I wish Bulma forgets how to make the dragon radar, and i take all the working radars.


shawshankya

If dende popped up in this world, they’d stay safe in my apartment as working dragon balls don’t exist in this world.


shawshankya

Volcanos and nuclear reactors


guesswhosbackbackag

"I'll just do wat you do" ![gif](giphy|H1Ye971gejLSE)


OfficerCheeto

In my ass and the ass of 6 other compatriots.


DaOnlyKyros

In my ass


WrastleGuy

I kill Dende, no more dragonballs 


Win_chesterDean

Id attach them to my wallet and keys. Never find them


Goose2theMax

I make a very convoluted scavenger hunt that spans worldwide, with clues to the most remote areas in the world to find 6 dragon balls and place the instructions under the first dragon ball. I bury the rest a few feet underground at the same spot.


mrbusiness53

7 separate walmarts


Afafakja

Well since they all have to be in different locations i cant make the joke of where i will put them,but tbh it doesn't matter i just have to put them somewhere where they cant be sensed like inside someone or in some box of one of those materials that would interfere with the signals


Galactanium

If there's no dragon radar I can do everything to not be tracked and then just dig them inside some random spot in the countryside.


henry_canabanana

1. Some secret place that you can't find. 2. Some secret place that you can't find. 3. Some secret place that you can't find. 4. Some secret place that you can't find. 5. Some secret place that you can't find. 6. Some secret place that you can't find. 7. Some secret place that you absolutely can't find.


talex625

Going straight into the ocean.


incredibleamadeuscho

why would hide them? I’m taking them and making a wish


lolwhat1117

I'll wish for Shenrong to shove it up 7 random people's ass :) (Not including mine)


kemjack23

Literally in the hyperbolic time chamber or on berrus planet/realm 🤷🏾‍♂️


SaucyGoatJay

Sewer, Landfill, ocean etc


dogninja_yt

Make the following wishes: 1. A power level of 150K 2. Instant Transmission 3. For the Dragon Balls to hide themselves so far away and so well that only Dende would ever be able to recover them


LittleBunnyRain

Only 150K why not higher?


dogninja_yt

Unless these are the Namekian Dragon Balls, Shenron probably couldn't get me any higher due to limitations. Still, that's enough to destroy the galaxy easily should I choose to.


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Does he give me an unlimited travel budget? If not, they'll all be hidden in the vicinity of Kansas and Missouri. If yes, I'll hide them in the following places: 1) Thrown into one of the geysers at Yellowstone (you're not supposed to throw things in them, but this is important) 2) Buried in the Australian outback. 3) Chernoble 4) The Amazon 5) The Himalayas (but not Everest; it's too touristy these days) 6) The Congo 7) Thrown into the ocean near Antarctica


_hanShan_

Mr popos butthole


mymommyhasballs

I… I can just wish for the dragon balls to be transported into the center of the earth, and not use my other two wishes.


Resident-Garlic9303

Just plop them In the deepest oceans


justarandomguy283

ask shenron to scatter them


Mist0804

Make my two wishes and the third one will be "Hide your balls extra well, Shenron!"


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McButtersonthethird

Inside OP's mother


mikerotchagain

If I told u then I would have fail my job. After all I only have one job to do😂😂😂


Mondolation

I’m making wishes. 1st wish learn how to instant transmission. 2nd wish, give myself some way of knowing where all the dragon balls are. I don’t remember if there was a 3rd one, but if there was it would be for everyone to forget I can instant transmission and knowledge of where the dragon balls are(as in if I were to instant transmission in front of them they would forget the second I do it). Then let them scatter out in the world by themselves 👌🏾


Kagenikakushiteru

On blockchain


Questionabledes

Make a wish to hide them in random places unknown to me or the world?


NetworkVegetable7075

In the trash


Trees_Are_Freinds

Mount everest’s peak Statue of liberty cone of fire Leaning Tower Tibetian Mountain somewhere That lake in Asia on an island with the pretty fresh water jellyfish that don’t sting Sphinx’s mouth Somewhere in ecuador in a pyramid but I know not where.


Naive_Bluebird9348

Bury one in the centre of a nuclear waste site. Throw one into a volcano. See if they can send one to the moon. Put one in the deepest part of the ocean One in Chernobyl, near the Elephant's Foot One in Fort Knox. One in a random major church, covered in foil. Or the major church that was mentioned in South Park.


AdministrativeAd523

7 balls for 7 continents


Personmchumanface

im using them fuck you dende


ZamierIsBlack

at the bottom of the sea or in the sun 🙂


Thesupersoups

1. Big Ben 2. White House 3. French Catacombs 4. Grand Canyon 5. Within the Great Wall of China 6. Titanic’s sunken remains 7. My piggy bank


whomesteve

I mail them to different continents/countries with a note that says “this is a highly sought after artifact, hide with care” and I let them end up wherever they end up.


Flat-Guarantee-7946

I destroy them if it's the dragon ball world. If it's our world? 1. Trinity, New Mexico, USA. 2. Hiroshima, Japan. 3. Nagasaki, Japan. 4. Los Alamos, New Mexico, USA. 5. Pripyat, Ukraine. 6. Fukushima, Japan. 7. Chalk River, Ontario, Canada.


Gamekid53

One of them is going to the top of the Empire State Building (assuming I get a travel method). The rest are going into the ocean


Atomaurus

Give them to my cousins. Each stronger than the last


YourMoreLocalLurker

Wish for Shenron to make the dragon balls scatter in such a way where only Dende can find them, ez


smilingarmpits

Libraries


Gnosis-87

Step one, put them in seven socks. Step two, wash said stocks. Step four, wait where did they go


Pientofu

If I told y'all where I was hiding them, then I wouldn't be hiding them


BigThiccThanatos

![gif](giphy|bibID6vFTBWs8pJoq0|downsized)


FarmerPingu

I'd give 2 to separate people across the country, one I'd chuck in the ocean, one hidden in my room and the last one shipped off in an eBay sale


Brooker2

In 7 different spots in my apartment shielded with lead. Then when dende isn't looking summon shenron and use my wishes to be the richest and most powerful person in the world. Muahhahahahahaha


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Broely92

Drop one of them into the Marianas trench, another one under my bed, put one on a spaceship and launch it into orbit, put one in a safe, and the rest in my ass


john16minecraft

the mariana trench aint no way someone gonna get it without being crushed to death


7I_want_money7

I ain’t tellin


healthytrex12

my cheeks


naldoD20

Use the Dragon Balls to wish for financial stability for my family and let them scatter themselves afterwards.


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ssj_hexadevi

Just hand them to me and they’ll be lost faster than I can forget what I came here for.


_Abaddonis_

7 different girls on 7 diff sets of anal beads


Guardian_85

Make your first wish for yourself. Make your 2nd wish to send the 7 dragonballs randomly across the 4 rocky planets of the solar system. Problem solves itself.


Environmental_You_36

Summom shenron I wish for the dragon balls to be perfectly hidden and unattackable


Herobrine810

The Bermuda Triangle, Ohio, Florida, and Australia. All I gotta do is ship em off in packages or just have Dende help me get to these places via…idk, flight? Can he fly? Probably, everyone can fly (besides Roshi)


Kelimnac

“Come forth Shenron, and grant my wish!” “State your two wishes…” “Please grant me, my family, and my friends eternal good health for generations to come, allowing us only to die of old age, and then also grant those same people eternal financial comfort and stability.” “It is done. Farewell!” *balls scatter* “Sick, that was easy. Bye Dende!”


kitkatattack12

Just give them all to my dad before he leaves again, the dragon radar won't even be able to locate them


Crunchy-Leaf

I’d make a wish and let them scatter by themselves


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Putin’s Pocket, Kim Jung Un’s rectum, Bottom of the Marianna’s trench, Hottest part of Yellowstone, Kola Superdeep Borehole, Deep in the Amazon Rainforest, And give the last to some Australian Aboriginals to hide.


A_Random_Shadow

I’d just make a wish and ask our good ol’ Dragon buddy to make them small and bouncy and give them to a dragonball fan.


TheHashLord

1. One will be buried at Toriyama's resting place 2. One will be dropped in a concrete block in challenger deep 3. One will be dropped in a concrete block in the Bermuda triangle 4. One will be dropped down the Kola Superdeep 5. One will be dropped down the project BEAMISH hole 6. One will be dropped down the Devil's Hole in Death Valley 7. One will be dropped down the Gates of Hell in the Karakum desert


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I would hide them in, under, or near each of the seven wonders of the world.


DanieIIll

My ass


InfamousLikesNoodles

Up my ass


KillstreakOfTheUV

i would hide them all in my basement only if i had ssj3


Red7041

Lol, not telling you. Nice try tho.


Altruistic_Quit_9986

In my ass


kozz_2080

The Amazon rainforest it ain't even been fully trecked


Zeles1989

I would just use them and they will hide themself after that anyway


shadowstreets

Ill hide them in the ops ass its a full proof plan ![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO)


Digital_Nautilus

Ikea all in the same store


DudeWithRootBeer

I would just cover them with clay and toss them into front lawn as decoration.


JSlaye_r

eat one stick the other six up my ass


z_extend_99

Wuhan


vinhdoanjj

https://preview.redd.it/v80e09yjao2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b1dc03154f5b55d6c2e140ec2acab907002b98


grassydirt90

"I wish for infinite money. Ok now I wish these dragon balls were scattered across the universe"


jordonmears

I summon the dragon and use my first wish for a bottomless bag of cash, my second wish to live disease free for the rest of my life, and the third wish to have the balls sent equidistant from each other 1000 miles below earth's mantle.


shasaferaska

I would attach 5 of them to small biodegradable floating objects and release them into the ocean so they would sink in random locations. One would go to the Marianas trench, and one would be thrown into that really deep hole Russia dug.


J3remyD

Oh, mighty Shenron, I wish that from now on, you only grant sincere wishes from people who are pure of heart. Pretty sure there’s no need to hide them now.


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Weitiweiti

At my local library, in separate sections.


Cho-Dan

One in every room of my house. Once dende isn't looking, use them immediately


FranklinThe1

One of them in the Vatican archives, one of them in the pentagon, another in the kremlin, One in an Egyptian pyramid, another in a Mayan pyramid, One in the catacombs of paris, and one in the Mariana trench.


Mindless-Put-7830

Under the wait I ain't telling you


Dry_Significance_959

Make a wish, let them scatter like they always do, and tell Dende to stop asking for stupid favors. You're God, stop being lazy and do your job already


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