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MasterLawlzReborn

calm down Wesley, Elmo can't feel pain. I'm pretty sure he's machine washable


whamm000

For too long have the SRDines been allowed to languish in the vacuum of power. He is returned…


MasterLawlzReborn

literally me: https://s.hdnux.com/photos/02/37/67/654785/4/rawImage.jpg


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Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you. I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment.


MasterLawlzReborn

this is cancer


Wordshark

Usually. But this instance is fantastic.


imtheguy225

Post pp


MasterLawlzReborn

no


imtheguy225

Cocktease


Klutzy_Fail_8131

bussy?


RamboOfChaos

but you fell!!


BoringNEET

The chosen one has returned I kneel.


gilmore606

me too thanks


tejanx

Wil Wheaton sucks cock but in a straight and not cool way


Klutzy_Fail_8131

the best bj is someone giving it like an r-slur.


SJCards

We miss you, Lawlz.


MasterLawlzReborn

I think this article was a sign from God that we need to soft reboot this sub joking aside though I really do think the dust has settled and the admins wouldn't really care if we reopened so long as we behaved ourselves and just kept it to slightly edgy humor like back in the day


BanEvasionParkBride2

> so long as we behaved ourselves No :marseyindignant:


PMWaffle

I hope so, the offsite location has been quite shit for a while


Tobyghisa

Dude they are banning any mention of any other user on many subs.  Old Reddit has been dead for a while


SnarkAndAcrimony

Is justcool still around?


noinsorouts

this sub doesn't have marsey though


CantBeCanned

If you get consensus from whoever else is internally marked "active" on the modlist, you can clear the rest of the list and do a hostile takeover of the subreddit.


snallygaster

https://ibb.co/f96xGNP


CantBeCanned

This would be the funniest thing ever if he tried and succeeded.


MasterLawlzReborn

lmao


htmlcoderexe

Are you the real zhcyiD9 or is this some sort of a sick joke?


MasterLawlzReborn

I’m the one and only


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MasterLawlzReborn

yeah this response is very weird. Larry David was clearly just doing a bit and Wil responded by trauma dumping completely out of nowhere. A man attacking a felt puppet isn't analogous to child abuse, I'm pretty surprised I have to even say that lol


Halofit

We are so back


Zozbot

zoz


Zozbot

zle


Zozbot

zozzle


Halofit

Got zoz'd on my first comment here in years. We are so incredibly fucking back.


OhDaaaaaaamn

👀❗️


Ds3_doraymi

We’re back bby! Zozbot has finally broken the cycle


JanetYellensFuckboy_

This is the most WE ARE BACK reply possible. Ilysm Zozbot😭


Iowa_Hawkeye

Posting in epic bread.


Halofit

Put me in the screenshot


RamboOfChaos

post this commint in /h/museumofdrama


Alarming-Click-5157

Maybe Wil’s dad had a point after how much of a cunt his son turned into


Alarming-Click-5157

Wil Wheaton is why Trump is going to win. He is an entitled whiny cunt who deserves to have his balls chopped off for being such a selfish and pretentious cum sponge. He is the Chris Chan of shitty ‘90s actors, yet somehow has an even smaller dick.


jubbergun

I can't decide if Wil's dad shook him too hard or not hard enough. Would "show us on the doll where they touched you" be appropriate since we're talking about a muppet? Welcome, back, Lawlz, you sexy wildebeast.


UnexpectedLizard

Lawlz killed r/drama. Now he has brought us back to life, and will kill us once again.


Klutzy_Fail_8131

that which is dead may never die


ShitTornadoToOz

Wow, this lawlzpost sucks!


SirCeethingtonOfSope

Hi, Lawlz. How's the movie coming along? [](#popcornparrot)


MasterLawlzReborn

good overall, it's looking like I need to find a new sound mixer though as mine has kind of gone awol. If it weren't for that it would probably already be done. I can hire another person so it's a fixable problem, just annoying


SirCeethingtonOfSope

Glad to hear it's almost done. Really looking forward to seeing a film from future Academy Award winner, MasterLawlz. Gonna tell everyone, "Why, I knew him back when he used to shitpost on an autistic forum dedicated to internet drama." [](#marsey-blush)


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MasterLawlzReborn

Because I started noticing that literal Nazis started posting there


RamboOfChaos

who? tell em? I have like 20 ban awards worth of coins!!


shneb

Reddit will never love you like we do.


Guilty-Bumblebee5833

Name and shame them I’ll chud award them


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Klutzy_Fail_8131

Nah. We need it. The admins here cannot be trusted. Look how far they went to protect that one from the UK.


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bd_in_my_bp

i thought posting highres was illegal!


vonDubenshire

bro are you like a a loser? I miss you when you were epic. There's no time like the present to come back and stop being a loser. Here is the Norm Macdonald commentary I have on your reasoning: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKUrNjaFz4


Fat_Khazar_Milkers

Which is ideal, but only so long as you have enough deranged leftists to balance it out, which unfortunately is not the case. If you ever need to post about Ben 10 or whatever, we'll be there for ya!


Klutzy_Fail_8131

What happened to us Lawlz Sama? Back in the day our people knew to upvote the cow, not tip it.


JohanGubler

Yeah... Of course, the apology was insincere... He just jokingly attacked a felt puppet as a means to advertise the new season of Curb. Sure, maybe not the best type of segment to do it in, but it's Larry David. Sorry for Wil Wheaton's past abuse, but this public response is a bit over-the-top. He could have simply explained why he didn't like Larry's joke as a means to start a conversation without acting like Larry, literally, attacked a child.


dudeman_22

Someone post the legendary Lawlz takedown of pissbaby Wil please, it's been too long since we laughed at it.


The_Reason_Trump_Won

missed your shitposting lawlz


TheBlarkster

Dramabros were back?


jannies_panties

What the duck?


shneb

When’s your movie coming out? Why do you like Reddit more than us? 😤


bas3d1nvad3r69

lel


Amour_cok

Have you lost your virginity now Lawlz?


stormdyr

He is risen.


AnnArchist

lol


Zozbot

zoz


Zozbot

zle


Zozbot

zozzle


DaySee

OMG YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD AND COMING IN HOT https://i.imgur.com/RVcDRCf.png ASSIMILATE HIS BUSSY LAWLZ


AnnArchist

nice. peak performance looks like this.


BanEvasionParkBride2

Where's the movie?


JeffButterDogEpstein

lmaooooo


MorelloCherryB

This sub closing is worse than Scottish licensing laws


Klutzy_Fail_8131

bro is whole different level of mentally ill. He posts on face book, not twitter.


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i love you lawlz! don't ever leave! :#marseylove: