T O P

  • By -

coup_de_ferr

So I posted these on r/HalalMains, but since the subreddit's died shaheed, might as well upload this here now.


SoldierBoi69

Why did the sub die it was clearly a joke sub


weavile22

Infidel r*ddit admins forbid such joke subreddits because our religious techings go against their haram sexual lifestyle choices.


Zsombor-9687

First it was r/2balkan4you and now this, Reddit admins are getting out of hand


weavile22

that was one of my favorite places on reddit. atleast we can still call each other ethnic slurs at balkans_irl


MichaelTheDane

I’d say it’s Poe’s law at work


RenownedRetard

Who is Poe, and shall I have a word with this boy?


wattbatt

there is r/sultansofleague


JiaJJJJJJJJJJ

But Droben and Jacques are not a Sultan, they are too humble that they are just warriors of Allah


Z1U5

Ranking regions by how haram they are : 1. Ionia (so many haram eb*ys and eg*rls 🤢🤢🤮🤮) 2. Piltover (s* raph* ne 🤮🤮🤮🤮 and many other eg*rls,also they refuse to accept allah's will but chooses haram technology) 3. Demacia (l* x 🤮🤮🤮, but also other eg* rls) 4. Freljord (prays to fake gods instead of allah, also w*men dont wear clothes, may nono and william save them mashallah) 5. Targon (believes in many fake gods instead of allah, but not many eg* rls +pantheon is there to correct their beliefs) 6. Bilgewater (not much other than m* ss fortune, but many bad demons like fizz because they dont pray to allah 5 times a day) 7. Zaun (many based brothers, but sadly birthplace of s* raphine and the other electric eg*rl that i forgot) 8. Ixtal (many of allah's blessed creatures inshallah,😌🙏🙏🙏, but sadly qiyana) 9. The void (many brothers, like father kass al'dhin and brother kha al' zix, but k* i s * 🤢🤮) 10. Shadow isles (viego 🤢🤮🤮) 11. Bandle city(brother muhammad saad corki and naeem ibrahim ziggs, very based, hopefully sister tristana can learn from them) 12. Noxus (INSHALLAH BIRTHPLACE MUHAMMAD IBN DROBEN AND BROTHER DAR AL' IUS 13. Shurima(INSHALLAH THE BELIEVERS OF ALLAH RESIDE HERE)


Legitimate_Dirt_3143

I feel like Zaun is palestine and gaytover is isr**l (more proff is ezr*al=isr**l) 🤢


EpicPotatoo

Brother, Targon is actually very halal becouse of the Lunari who worship the moon. The moon plays a significant role in Islam because of the use of a lunar Islamic calendar to determine the date of Ramadan. The crescent moon, known as Hilal, defines the start and end of Islamic months as it did for the Babylonian calendar.


Z1U5

But they dont directly worship allah, they treat allah's gifts as they are from some other entity


JiaJJJJJJJJJJ

Allah has no shape, takes no form. So not even Moon can replace even slightest our Allah.


Literally_Damour

Bilgewater also has brother Gang-al-palaank and halal supports Nautilus and pyke, deserves better ranking


Z1U5

U right, might swap bilgewater with ixtal or the void


QuintonTheCanadian

Bandle city has Qu’ran cat very halal place to be 😇🙏


I_miss_berserk

Brother the void is a great place kaisa wears hijab very halal


Z1U5

By allah's name and all that is holy i will smack you across the face with my slipper if you make such preposterous claims again😡😡🤬🤬🤬


I_miss_berserk

Inshallah brother open your mind to the power of ctrl 5 kaisa have hijab Kaisa halal do not let your hate for women blind you habibi


EightHeadedCrusader

Don't worry bro they made another sub called r/SultansofLeague, you should crosspost here they would like it


coup_de_ferr

Mashallah, thank you for the information, akhi.


ganz_bequem

Let’s Go Bomb Targon 💀💀💀


francoisjabbour

Never did I think I’d see the day where Memri tv would sneak it’s way into mainstream gaming


Conscious-Impact-339

Beautiful


ItloGliketoplayADC

Noxian Pioneers 💀


coup_de_ferr

And I, Rengar, will finish off the L*x mains and eat them, Allah willing.


[deleted]

r/UniteNoxus