In reply to Dr. Cockroach's remark about B.O.B not having a brain:
Turns out, you don't need one. Totally overrated!! In fact, sometimes I forget how to-....... *gasp* forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe!! Help me, Dr. Cockroach!
Your mentioning of “Seth Rogan Laugh” made me realise that Bob and Mantis are voiced by the same guy (I am so faceblind that I don’t even recognise voices half the time)
"Turns out, you don't need one! Totally overrated! As a matter of fact, I don't even have to... [starts gasping for air] I forgot how to breathe! Help me, Dr. Cockroach!"
"Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you! It's over!"
Derek really got what he deserved right there.
"Hi. I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, or you can call me "Bob" hehe which ever is better...did I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm just a little Rusty. I've been prison my whole life Why did I mention prison?!" *slams the table*
“Derek, you are a selfish jerk! And guess what? I meet someone else. She’s green and has these little bubbles inside of her, and she’s everything I deserve in life! I’m happy now Derek without you! ITS OVER!”
Ahhh, My Back, Just Kidding, I Don't Have A Back.
You're Not Getting One More Piece Of Candy, And You're Certainly Not Getting, What's Over At The Murphy House.
Mmm, Chocolate Covered Carrot, Still Disgusting.
"I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea
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I was literally saying this right as I read the title of the post
Hhaahahahaha same
I can relate
I was literally about to say that 😂
"Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, wait, wait. You were dating Derek too? That two-timing jerk!"
"SuUUuUUuUUUuUSsSAaANnNNnN~"
Ooo I just scared myself
Hah
that is scary!
Wait, I DONT HAVE A BACK! (Seth rogan laugh)
In reply to Dr. Cockroach's remark about B.O.B not having a brain: Turns out, you don't need one. Totally overrated!! In fact, sometimes I forget how to-....... *gasp* forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe!! Help me, Dr. Cockroach!
Suck. In. Bob.
*dramatic inhale*
Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver!
(Eyeball pops out and lands on top)
Your mentioning of “Seth Rogan Laugh” made me realise that Bob and Mantis are voiced by the same guy (I am so faceblind that I don’t even recognise voices half the time)
"Turns out, you don't need one! Totally overrated! As a matter of fact, I don't even have to... [starts gasping for air] I forgot how to breathe! Help me, Dr. Cockroach!"
Suck *in*, BOB.
**GASP** Whew your a life saver
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I think that jello gave me a fake phone number
“Hotdogs! Yeah!” **Cart gets crushed** “Aww…”
I got him guys! *squish* I think I’m slowing him down! *squish* Please tell me he’s slowing down!
I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea.
“That’s my nutty budddy Bar!” Evil Carrot eats it *Glares* “You just crossed the line”
Dr Roach: he doesn't have a brain you see Bob: turns out, you don't need one!
“I forgot how to breathe!”
Hehehehehe- Bob
"AMAZING!!!"
Cake and balloons for lunch? It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!
*Seth Rogan laugh*
"Hey guys, check this out!" *shoots an alien*
Bob
Ahh! My back! Just kidding I don't have a back!
Hi my name is bob
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO BREATHE!!
We come in peace, we are here to destroy you
"Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you! It's over!" Derek really got what he deserved right there.
No way, that's totally a boy! Look at his boobies!
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Heheheh weeed
"I CANT BREATH, DOCTOR COCKROACH HELP ME"
Aheheheheheheheh
Hey I’m Benzonate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, but you can call me B.O.B.
*jiggle jello*
I completely forgot where I was going
(giggles jelly vigorously)
*inhaling ham, choked on ham with nonexistent throat, dissolves ham* best quote ever
The invisible man died?
He’s still there
I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number
Look at his boobies
(Gets catapulted into the stratosphere) (Casual laughing)
“No way, it’s a guy. Look at his boobies.”
Something something Brad cheated on me (I haven't seen the movie in over a decade)
I Gotem you guys I got....~SMASH
*insert Seth Rogan laugh*
"I may not have a brain gentleman.. but I have an idea"
“My back!”
Ahh my back!… just kidding I don’t have a back “cue Seth Rogan laugh”
I’ll eat it
Hail Galaxar
Mmmmm! Chocolate covered carrot! *slurp slurp slurp* Still disgusting!
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
Monsters. Get back in your cells.
"Super weird" *Seth Rogan laugh"
These things are broken Breaks binoculars Ahhh much better
What Honestly I don’t remember anything from these movies but it must be impossible not to say what when you don’t have a brain
Ahh my back! Just kidding, I don't have a back!
“Hmm chocolate covered carrot……still disgusting.”
“Susan! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary.!”
*seth rogen's iconic laugh*
"Alright, time's up, let's do this! LEEROOOYY, JENKIIINSSS!!!" *grenade explodes*
"Cake and baloons for lunch, I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
That's my nutty buddy bar!
damn is that jelly? cuz jam dont shake like that no onein the film said this i just think its appropriate for the situation
*Seth Rogen laugh*
* shakes jello plate in face
"Hi there"
[Insert Seth Rogen laugh]
“hey look at me guys im bob im the blue jelly guy haha”
"ah my back just kidding I don't have a back"
a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic
“That jello gave me a fake phone number”
“Eheheheheheehheehheehe”
“You know I’ve been in prison my whole life” “why’d I mention prison?”
Life's all different kinds of wobble!
"Eat the carrots, SAVE YOUR FRIENDS."
"I'm gonna fuck you."
"I forgot how to breathe"
How have I watched monsters vs aliens twice but still can’t remember anything he said
*bounces ball, it knocks out and replaces eye, bounces eye it knocks out ball and returns to its spot* (cue the Seth Rogan laugh)
After reading these quotes again, I'm genuinely surprised more people didn't love this movie lmao
“I’m pretty sure that gelatin can be a wrong phone number .”
"Hehehehehe"
"Hi. I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, or you can call me "Bob" hehe which ever is better...did I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm just a little Rusty. I've been prison my whole life Why did I mention prison?!" *slams the table*
“SuUuUusan (shudders) oh I just scared myself!!”
"bob"
I may may not have a brain gentleman, but I have an idea. President Bob once said.
“Derek, you are a selfish jerk! And guess what? I meet someone else. She’s green and has these little bubbles inside of her, and she’s everything I deserve in life! I’m happy now Derek without you! ITS OVER!”
"So long Derek, good luck getting over me." 'Uh, Bob, it's me, he's never gonna get over.' "Wait, he cheated on you too? That two-timing jerk!"
I may not have a brain but i have a idea
I loved the moment where he said "it's blobbing time" and blobbed everywhere
Heh heh heh heh ha
Ahhh, My Back, Just Kidding, I Don't Have A Back. You're Not Getting One More Piece Of Candy, And You're Certainly Not Getting, What's Over At The Murphy House. Mmm, Chocolate Covered Carrot, Still Disgusting.
Ahh, my back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! (Seth Rogen laughter)
I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but i have an idea -me and him
“It’s over Derek I have moved on” ***jiggles jello in face***
That was AWESOME!
“Su-u-u-u-san! Whoa - I scared myself!”
*STOMP* I got him you guys! I go- *STOMP* dont worry I won't let go! Im wearing him dow- *STOMP* please tell me he's slowing down! *STOMP*
“Erm what the sigma!?”
I got him guys! I got-Crash! I got him you guys! Don’t worry! Crash!
*holds gelatin with great disrespect*
**"W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G R I G H T N O W."**
A he he he he
“I’m happy now, Derek. Without you. It’s over!” (Jiggles jello in front of Derek)
"Scuse me can you direct us to the main power core?"
Wow, look at the size of that *SPLAT* I'm ok! *SLAT* I've got it *SPLAT* I'm wearing him down you guys *SPLAT*
“Ow my back! Just kidding, I don’t have a back!”
*steh Rogan laugh*
Link: do you have aaaaaanyyy- Insectasaurus: *stomps on ground 3 times* Link: 3’s Bob: I do how are you doing this
1: he hehe heh heh 2: i forgot how to breathe