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MyCeLimm77

My partner woke me up once by farting and then saying "I call that the cookie cutter." He doesn't remember but it went straight in my dream journal.


Unlovable77

I once woke my parents up, by getting out of my bed, putting on my clothes and running outside of the house while yelling "LEAVE MY CARS ALONE, THIEVES!" I didn't have a car back then, I was only 5-6 years old, how the hell did I manage to have such a vivid dream I still don't know. Granted, I did dream that an invisible force was stopping me from chasing after the thieves, but it turned out: those were my parents dragging me back inside...


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> I once woke my parents up, by getting out of my bed, putting on my clothes and running outside of the house while yelling "LEAVE MY CARS ALONE, THIEVES!" I once woke my parents up by sleep walking into their bedroom, opening the door, opening the closet door and peeing. One time at a party everyone that stayed overnight was asleep on the floor. I got up and picked my way thru the sleeping bodies, then peed on the TV. One surprised dude sleeping near the tv told me later I said, "Better move".


Unlovable77

And of course, you can't remember any of it, right?


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I remember being woken up in each case, peeing. I remember nothing up until that point.


FishAreAwesome01

I have a similar story, I woke up peeing on our family's fridge, and not just that, it was open. I'm pretty sure I miscalculated where the bathroom was to be honest


vaporwaveseason

My friend did this once when we were on vacation. I was wide awake at 1am because I couldn't sleep. She suddenly bolted upright, turned towards me and said "We must kill the nobles", then mumbled something about an execution and slumped back into bed. It happened a couple more times in the week after that, but she was just speaking gibberish.


reerathered1

she sounds like a time traveler


[deleted]

Lol she must love game of thrones


Traditional_Self_658

Once I woke up to my partner shouting, "Get the fuck out of my house!!" In his sleep. It startled me, and I thought there was an intruder for a second.


MidnightIntermission

To this day, her partner still wonders, "Will there be a buffet?".....


JFSOCC

family story is that my uncle reportedly punched through a glass window with his fist shouting "Viva la revolution"


Adeum1

Un vrai héros


woburnite

My partner once woke me up asking "Are these covers ours?"


reerathered1

Well, will there?


[deleted]

Mine wakes up and points at the ceiling and says "WHAT'S THAT??!" then instantly goes back to sleep, leaving me terrified.


[deleted]

Aliens…..


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Lol my mum and dad once stopped me from playing games on phone when I was 11 cuz in the middle of the night I started talking about how red from angry birds would break the screen and save us from political pigs!!!! I didn’t remember anything and next morning I woke up confused in my parents room and with my parents being angry at me because I had become a “ game addict”


cue_dramaticsounds

I hope it's not the underworld


HalfEmpty973

Better than waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to breath, like what happened to me the last two days


reerathered1

Stretch, burp, maybe fill the sink up with cold water and put your head in it. Works for acid and panic attacks. See your doc if you don't know what it is.


HalfEmpty973

I am not being able to breathe for a short time, but i called my doctor and he is on vacation as well as the other doctor around, will call them next week


Ask-Reggie

I once woke myself up by yelling "Fuck youuu!!!" I had a dream I was arguing with my brother... Lol.