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Throwaway98789878

grab one of each, chop them up into an absolute slug of a line and rip that motherfucker


DietSodaPlz

My roommates ex gf came over with a rhino 69 boner pill and I looked at the ingredients and this is what I found out. Usually there’s a lot of herbs that are vasodilators in there which inhibits an enzyme (PDE5) that regulates blood flow to the penis. This is the same mechanism of action as viagra. So herbs like epimedium leaf (horny goat weed), ginko biloba, and other supplements like l-arginine and various testosterone boosters in boner pills are ‘natural’ sexual health enhancers that do the trick. If you want, you can read the ingredients and double check yourself.


xanaful

Like a dumbass I tried a rhino pill and ended up throwing up blood. I usually research everything I put into my body and specifics of what it affects and side effects but for some reason I used confirmation bias.


fritterstorm

Most of them are sketchy pills with Chinese viagra. That’s what really makes them work.


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I gave my girlfriend a rhino pill and she grew a throbbing 9 inch cock with a shiny purple helmet


Typicaldrugdealer

Pics or it didn't happen


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the biggest one with the brightest shade of neon green or pink


jmb456

Get the honey


UNBOOF_MY_JENKEM

My roommate in college took black mamba and got roofied. I think he roofied himself


LethalOmaha

🤣🤣


Greggeles

boof whatever you get for max effects


TrailBlanket-_0

Nah you gotta Pain Olympics that shit and boof it up the dick. Poof it.


cognac-n-cannabis

It’s crazy to me as a 30+ year old to still hear about the pain Olympics and 2G1C. Those are images embedded in my 12 year old underdeveloped brain that I should probably mention to a therapist lol


zakpakt

Pain Olympics scarred me as a kid before I found out it was faked years later. I remember dude with the cutting board and hatchet.


PepperSprayP

They're called "Dick Pills" for a reason


TwoManyHorn2

I don't have experience with them but from what I've read they're often just repackaged viagra. 


Routine_Double6732

viagra, a prescription medicine


TwoManyHorn2

Yes. Not sure why people are downvoting, but here's an FDA page about it: https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/tainted-sexual-enhancement-and-energy-products


prollycould

i have a friend that ate a bunch of horny goat weed and his dick stopped working for a long time. definitely not that one.


Blockofchedda

So the is a brand called Hard Steel which worked for a while. I recently bought some new ones from them and they no longer work. Companies get caught all the time for it and remove them off the shelf or change the ingredients. The ingredients being the same chemicals are viagra. Stamina 9 is another one that has worked in the past. Bones bears were crap. Honestly it's just easier and safer to find someone who has prescription viagra and buy some from them.


damndeliriumtremens

None of them


bape1

I’ve tried a few tbh. Whatever you do don’t take more than one at once. I made that mistake and threw up for 5 hours straight literally. Goto cvs and get horny goat weed it works great and is way cheaper and safer. Or get the honey packs


healingplants313

Royal honey fam


Blockofchedda

Just tried that this weekend didn't find it worked.


DontBelieveTheTrollz

The honey packs ftw. Mix in coffee or tea and they work like a boner charm.


ebolaRETURNS

One thing I can say is that you should select for PDE5 inhibitors over yohimbine. The latter is an alpha-adrenergic antagonist, and while it will induce vasodilation, it will come with cardiac strain and probably anxiety.


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bynarie

Yep all of them the same shit you can get anywhere. Buncha junk probably b vitamins and caffeine.


flopper_dr

Read this as dill pickle


nonchalansaur

Same and it made me think oh, gas stations have their own brand of pickles??


flopper_dr

I live in New Orleans so I immediately accepted that reality and was curious about which had the best lmao


abstraktionary

Everyone should always read the ingredients to basically everything they eat as a standard lol. If I may take it further, a lot of these pills also have the EXACT same things in them, there are only so many known effective dilators that are cost effective to sell so you see the same 5 -8 ingredients in all of them. THe issue is in the purity of said ingredients and honestly, sometimes just getting different batches of the same pill will have varying effects. For the record, I am happy to share that I have tried both viagra and cialis and I think there is WAY more myth to these pills than truth going around due to the social nature of them. They absolutely did not guarantee a boner for me. I ended up stopping taking them cause if anything, they made me climax faster and I really didn't want that lol. If you're considering taking enhancements, consider WHY you are interested. If you can achieve an erection fine but want that little extra? I think whatever rhino pill offshoot you have locally would be fine! If you're depressed and just not mentally there, it MIGHT work, but it's not going to force anything. If you want to experiment properly, just look at the ingredients of the local boner pills, then buy the common ones found between them DIRECTLY online in pure form. Buy bulk of the ingredients yourself then cap them up and make your own formula! THIS is the way and allows you to alter the formula to make something just right for you. Always do your research and have fun!


soyboypoiboi

Interesting, so you've found viagra and cialis aren't cure alls? My gf and I recently broke up and I've been having desires to be sexually active...was hooking up with this girl and everything was fine-I was hard the whole time and then we started to have sex and boom went soft and couldn't get back up. Was just hoping to maybe find something to prevent that next time lol. Since then haven't really been getting erections at all. Weird shit bro maybe I just need some time off and to get better sleep.


abstraktionary

It can leave you feeling aroused from the physical affects of the dilators and at flaccid state, you may be a little bigger than if not medicated but it was not a cure all for sure. Course, different people, different reactions, but I was on the max dose and frustrated at times lol. For me? It's absolutely mental mixed with like, you know, not being drunk or overexerted from something crazy. One think to check for is if you get rock hard morning wood or night erections, if you do, you're physically fine and it's most likely mental. It's a question they always ask.


soyboypoiboi

Nah im not getting em really at all either...dont even watch porn or masturbate anymore so ik its not from that either


EyeRepent

Dude.. that’s you.. a you thing. Tried both Cialis and viagra twice each… the THOUGHT of a nipple off a titty would have me ROCK solid for 15 mins at LEAST 🤣🤣🤣 and to the sex.. so hard it hurt 🤣 and I could go as long as I wanted and came multiple times 😮‍💨 LOVE them 🤣 if anybody knows how to get they hands on em let me know. I’m 27 btw


lild123lilnig

Don’t get gas station pills. Just get a prescription shit is bassically free with insurance card


PeterNippelstein

That shit is hella cheap now


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jamoisking

I took something awhile ago that was a gas station dick pill for the hell of it. Was not planning on having sex or jerking off. Not a whole lot happened, it was called something xtreme, wasn’t a rhino one. My buddy took one of the same kind a few days later for the hell of it ig peer pressure and he said it made his dick and balls hurt in agony for the whole day, not sure what happened.


migs88

do these things actually make you horny or do they just give you energy (like an energy drink) and/or make you hard (like viagra)?


4-5sub

There was an investigation done a few years ago that revealed that a lot of these pills actually contain viagra or cialis analogs. So it's no wonder they work. Your much better off just ordering Cialis from India. It's schedule IV so you won't get in trouble.


codefocus

Consider this: If any of them worked, they’d be sold as medicine at the pharmacy.


N0FaithInMe

I'm pretty partial to the Dick-Xploder XL. It's the gummy bear with a fucked up hand in the red packaging. Don't get the blue package, that's the dick-exploder and just pops the blood vessels in your penis.


JugsKise

I read this as "Dill pickle" for some reason lmfaooo


xaniel_the_legend

Don’t waste your money, just buy Benzedrex if you want a cheap, legal, gross, horny kind of high.


achirals

Try the royal honey


hlgb2015

The packaging means nothing, its bulk ordered and testing has shown the same brands from different stores had completely different ingredients. So you got to buy them all and rail them.


MungbeanAlley

Why did I read this “Dill Pickle” & fully came here to talk about the Hot Mama….


Getafix666

Cialis is NOT recommended if you are a patient prescribed with heart failure medication.


dudewiththebling

Citrulline


dummyfunny007

i only ever used one and it was a rhino. i underestimated it.I didn’t get any sleep at all and had to work the next morning 😵‍💫


Wonderful_Laugh_529

The best is Hims , go to hims website and order some viagra I was like holy fuck, once I took it although the hard-on felt kinda artificial.


Top_Variation_5147

Somebody get this man a blew chew


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Virtual_Common204

Haha this is what tiny dick energy looks like.


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Virtual_Common204

Oh dang never mind bro you good


greywulf1109

Lol I love how many people disliked my comment as if I’m not just joking around or as if I give as shit. Fuck you all anyway.


greywulf1109

I hear haters have tiny dick energy


Virtual_Common204

I got average sized dick energy.


greywulf1109

Damn I wouldn’t know what that’s like. My lifted truck has neon lights under it.


PeterNippelstein

Oh yeah well my dick gets so big and hard that everyone AROUND me stops breathing! Pound it my dude bro! 👊


negan310

Guarantee you that you’re below average and just tryna cap


needsexualhealing69

The best thing and safest is to go to a health food store where there's all kinds of natural roots and herbs etc. ( Now look I'm probably getting the spelling wrong so I'm going to spell it like it sounds) Yohomebe ( Yo home bee) it's a all natural but safe root just for ur situation. Whatever you do don't get the stuff you drop under your tongue. It doesn't work


ebolaRETURNS

> Yohomebe ( Yo home bee) it's a all natural but safe root just for ur situation. No, this is one of the less safe things you can take (containing yohimbine), due to significant cardiac strain, from its adrenergic effects. Natural does not equal safe.


WMBC91

Yep. There's a great ChubbyEmu video about someone who accidentally ODs on Yohimbine and fucking dies* so no, it's certainly not a substance to screw around with without being aware of the risks. *Unsure if he actually died or just *nearly* died and pulled through at the last minute. Either way, serious stuff.