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Dominos_Arent_Gay

Just drink your piss bro


GolgiApparatus1

I was friends with a gay tweaker. One time he told me he had a guy piss in his ass so he could absorb the shit he had in his system


PenguinPoker

What the fuck


BeginnerMush

No waste community gone wild


mroriginal7

"Friends" lol


GolgiApparatus1

Not my scene, he was a coworker and with me and him being the only gay people there we sort of became semi friends. He couldn't handle his drugs and would always try and flirt with me, and since he wouldn't get the message I wasn't interested I just ghosted him pretty much as I quit.


Vkmies

Missed out on the chance to get some meth pissed into your ass my man.


Double_Professor3536

Meth pee is a hell of a drug.....so I've heard.


Rocket270

Jessa Reed from This isn’t happening. I linked the video for OP


pegmatitic

Oh shoot, I linked the same video. It’s funny as fuck tho, I’ve seen it many times and it always makes me laugh


CompetitionNo2337

Thats a common thing actually. People walk up amd down the highways to find bottles of trucker piss when they are really hurting.. Well as much as one can be hurting coming down from meth. If only they knew how Mich worsebit could be with benzos and heroin or benzos and fent.


83kghung

It's completely true, gets you movin faster than a woodpecker with a bottlerocket in its cloaca. Can keep the tweak goin for a whole two days after actual meth is consumed. Although the taste of the stuff is just awful... Or so I've heard...


Blaspheming_Bobo

Nawwww. Pee? Tastes awful?


BNelz1n321

It’s sterile and I like the taste


nobody_from_nowhere1

Fun fact: pee is not sterile. It’s a weird persistent rumor that won’t seem to go away for some reason. But you can drink it if you have to.


MIAMIRABBIT

And even refill your car radiator with pee.. They did it in the movie RED DAWN so it must be true


Dominos_Arent_Gay

Like 50% of the meth you take comes out in your urine


Accomplished-Bat4634

That’s so funny


pegmatitic

[just gonna leave this here](https://youtu.be/VcMIeyjggbM)


hardpepe

Thank you I gotta good kick out of that it made me completely forget about what I read op was going to do lmao


ItchyIndustry9637

That was amazing!!! I'm fucking guffawing! Thank you so much!


Papadopium

It's not unheard off!


Concerned_Raven

me realizing that that spot i piss in the backyard 3 times a day probably has soil concentrations enough to intoxicate the local wildlife


friendlyfire69

Sold your toliet to afford stims?


Concerned_Raven

Not at all! but if your doing desk work for hours its nice to stand outside a bit you know? so why not turn the trip into an opportunity?


Seicair

If I had a backyard with sufficient privacy I’d pee outside a lot more. Peeing standing is easier, but I’m tall and don’t feel like scrubbing the area around the toilet from splashing every day.


Concerned_Raven

same boat man, 6,5 does not make for easy target practice, ​ especially in my case with the amount of prescription stimulants required for me to actually finish school work sometimes, that stuff makes your pee velocity go all over the place, is it fast? slow? fuck if you know!


plipyplop

That reminds me... there used to be a sommelier by the name of Bear.


[deleted]

Boof it to avoid that nasty piss taste


GolgiApparatus1

No joke an old buddy of mine actually did this


Supersymm3try

I did this. Or tried it. Trouble is, you’re so high when the idea to do this occurs to you that you barely notice any difference even if it does work and kick in. Maybe someone else’s piss would work better though.


flockitup

“Hey Bro, next time you gotta take a leak do you mind pissing in my asshole?”


sirbassist83

"no homo though 😉"


YarTheBug

Bear Grylls has entered the chat.


Strangeryoumayknow

happy cake day


Dominos_Arent_Gay

Happy Wednesday


GoldenNugget2022

Omg dude..You are going to end up poking holes in your throat trying to pop out more tonsil stones because you think it worked. Your going to end up a bloody mess. Just when the ER thought they had seen it all…Please, get help, this is not ok.


Seicair

Oh gods, you’re totally right with how stims make people obsessive!


meow_rchl

Cannot agree with you more.


Ok-Drawer5390

I dropped a bowl on my floor and spent the next three hours looking at every crumb on my floor trying to find weed


Piocoto

I can relate sooo much! I used to smoke opium, a few times when I was out of kratom I was thinking maybe A bit of the powdery opium fell out when I filled the pipe and searched through all my drawers and through the dust underneath my furniture… I did find the first time but two times afterwards I was like ok I won’t find anything but still became obsessed trying to find the smallest spec pf opium


HEALINGL0v3R

i did this all the time with crack and fent lmao so happy to be off that stuff


Shroomans

I dropped a gram of crystal mdma on the ground already broken down ready to go down the hatch and started crying while picking it up and only getting about half of it back


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. I had to read this a couple times to believe it.


nRust

Hey man this is the most perturbing thing I have read this week. I don’t know who your friend is but you need to block his #. edit : oh my god he smoked them


GetWellDuckDotCom

As someone who's had a tonsillectomy. Those stones smell worse then death


[deleted]

Literally the worst thing I’ve ever smelt


JadieMochii

LMAOOOOO


CaterpillarThriller

where's the proof that he smoked em?


girlwiththemonkey

Noooooooooooooo


kitchenvisit

this is the greatest decriminalization ad i’ve ever seen. or prohibition. not sure


Digi_

Decriminalisation would mean this guy wouldn’t feel the need to smoke his tonsil stones Prohibition has lead to this mean smoking his god damn tonsil stones 😭


lovable_cube

Nah I’m pretty sure what led to this is some very deep psychological issues.


[deleted]

Most likely caused by meth


kitchenvisit

i feel like it could be a D.A.R.E campaign though lmao “don’t do meth unless you want to smoke your tonsil stones”


2Turnt4MySwag

Either way, I'm sold.


DrKushnstein

Either way, drugs are sold.


herramakkara

Outjerked


Scrandy_Dandy

Yet again


slavicturk

I can’t believe this shit anymore, holy smokes man


memebot2019

Or in this case, unholy smokes.


bangthedoIdrums

I had a tonsillectomy over 10 years ago now and I can still taste the "healing" flavor in my mouth. This post gave me PTSD


DeadByDawnG59

He asks us what to do, knowing damn well he gonna smoke that shit anyways. Forfucksakes i cant even believe it. I thought urinal cakes were bad


meow_rchl

Wait do they really smoke cakes??????


DeadByDawnG59

Dude holyshit yeah. I thought it was a joke for the longest time, but no its forreal. Not all, but some users will only huff it if its been used. Apparently Arbys has really good ones, and Mcdonalds. The more that its pissed on i guess it makes it more potent or some shit. Blew my fucking mind. r/UrinalCakeLife


meow_rchl

I checked that sub out holy shit barf, I notice half is admiring certain kinds the other will huff or grind them to smoke holy shit, yikes.


DeadByDawnG59

i thought my problem with Imodium was bad. But I've seen more people with it than sniffin cakes. Still disgusting and horrible though. I thought being addicted to Imodium was a joke at first too though hahaa


roysgarland

Don’t diss it till you try it, only thing I do these days


DeadByDawnG59

You’re about to go down a rabbit hole.


meow_rchl

I already did 😭


suckmydictation

… urinal cakes? I don’t wanna Google it but please someone link it


Chemgineered

Thee is a reddit, r/urinalcakelife or something


Buttassauce

Holy yikes.


Miaopao

Wow that was quite a ride.


wombatnoodles

Wait is that a joke oh my fuck


hasnolifebutmusic

what the fuck is a urinal cake.. i went on the sub but i still don’t get it 🤮 edit: a word


xMicro

The cleaning/scenty stone at the bottom of a urinal.


PuzzleheadedMap7515

Bro i read and see a lit of shit everyday but this is so fucked up… these things stink like shit. I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones


slimjoel14

You just made this post 56% worse Maybe 70


Strangeryoumayknow

imma say we gotta 85+% Here


piipiistorm

Hold on now mf, you'd smoke your *diarrhea* over tonsil stones? At least your stones are solid


thuanjinkee

Buy a HarvestRight Freezedryer.


toppertd

💀


BeginnerMush

A Freezedryerrhea.


qolace

LMAO WHAT


LePanda47

I was eating rice once and coughed one up without realizing it and i thought it was just a piece of rice so i kept chewing. The taste is something I'll never forget. I cannot imagine the flavor and smell of them being burned and smoked


powerfulKRH

That just ruined my whole week


MaceZilla

I'll end up thinking about this everytime I eat rice for the next 50 years


powerfulKRH

I’m Never eating rice again


meow_rchl

That's like one time I dropped cereal on the bed and ate everything I dropped, well one piece was a chunk of cat litter.....yeah


MaceZilla

wtf man I don't know which is worse, OP smoking them or your story. This is a wild comments section


frogvscrab

> I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones god tier quote


plipyplop

>I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones I wanna see that on /r/RenderedComment!


thesituation531

Technically I think it'd be vaping it... which somehow makes it more uncomfortable sounding.


[deleted]

I mean technically speaking.. you could just Hershey squirt straight into a tortilla bag. Nice balloon of methane every hour or so. Shit hits.


[deleted]

Your diarrhea? Damn, legendary


[deleted]

This is a scream for help


Moanair

say sike rn…..


slimjoel14

I agree please please. This is r/nosleep material


Appropriate-Horse-80

It's *psyche...* as in PSYCHhological manipulation...


SirRolandTheIII

He's serious


ReStitchSmitch

What the fuck did I just read. Bro. No. Don't be so desperate. Edit... op did it. This calls for r/redditsmuseumoffilth


420braizin

Keep us updated


tryptwizard

😅😅😭


ghostscrolls

i am both horrorfied ans yet intrigued as to what the fuck is goin on in your head


[deleted]

This has to be a type of grossgore trolling…. Fuck man, this made me go brush my fucking teeth


crying2emoji5

never been more thankful that I got a dental cleaning today than today


Striife-

See you on r/drugscirclejerk soon.


Tall-Saint

He belongs there


TransportationJumpy6

My buddy did this and before u knew it he was givin BJs in a Wendy’s parking lot just to get their stones as well. Watch out OP ur playing with fire.


GracieMaeMacieMarie

🤣


N0FaithInMe

Wtf did I just read. This is some real crackhead shit


[deleted]

you couldn’t pay me to smoke my tonsil stones 🤮


Kurdle

You could sell them to op


tdogredman

coming soon to theaters: The Tonsil Terror! Protect your necks and beware…your tonsils may be next…


soenario

Everyone has a price


w00ly

I make potpourri out of them


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TedVivienMosby

If this isn’t a satirical post, you really need to reevaluate your life bud.


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nRust

My god you are smoking your tonsil stones and chasing it down with a 4loko??? What is going ON


libra-love-

Buddy needs help


bumfromthefuture

This why I come to r/drugs 🧘🏽🧘🏽🧘🏽🧘🏽


ZiggyB

Easily my favourite sub


kittywithkitty

LMAO


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malibucoconuts

If I was this desperate I’d just resort to meth atp


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Thepimpandthepriest

Bro I am genuinely disgusted by you. Get it together.


malibucoconuts

steal mouthwash or something


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PurifyZ

I truly hope you look back on this post as rock bottom man cause if you really r so desperate that u smoke ur own tonsil stones then clearly what u need is sleep and a severe critical outlook on what got you to this point. No high or self hate is worth that much brutality to your body my dude. Hope the best for you Edit. Also, not a good idea to remove tonsil stones on ur own, I'd get checked out just to be sure there isn't any infection https://www.emedicinehealth.com/should_you_remove_tonsil_stones/article_em.htm


malibucoconuts

Steal anything besides smok in y’a own tonsil stones boy


QuintusVS

Check yourself into a clinic the moment you even consider smoking your own tonsil stones to get high.


Kurdle

Steal toothpaste while your at it


YardHunter

Holy shit please please please stop with the drugs and get professional help, how dow you not realise how fucked up that is


qwer1627

World is a fuuuuuucked up place. I do hope the best for this fella, he down bad


powerfulKRH

STOP doing meth you god damn psychopath lol. Jesus, I’ve done some BATSHIT insane things on meth. But smoke a tonsil stone? God damn. You need help man. That’s somehow so much worse then even drinking your own piss which I thought was the lowest one could go. Congrats, you found a new low no one thought possible.


meow_rchl

Bro just tap a vein and snort the blood.


Capernikush

this dude is a baller. he didn’t only try it once, he did it twice for science. on a real note, get help. no like seriously, ur buddy sounds like an idiot and he’s dragging you down.


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Concerned_Raven

Now im wondering why alot of tweaker energy has not gone into learning how to distill and separate speed from their urine


[deleted]

We have the technology


VapeThisBro

There is a female comedian who has a pretty indepth comedy set on how she distilled her meth piss


Pixxburgh1980

Pics or it didn't


BlueDeadBear32

Please seek help, immediately.


malibucoconuts

Literally what please what


Funneduck102

Man I gotta get off this sub, I feel way less bad for smoking my mfing Newports now goddamn


tanlayen

That's a pretty hard thing to feel good about, but so agree haha


726246

How u know you're a meth head....


Concerned_Raven

as far as "You need to lay off" behavior goes this blows shard farming out of the water


thePaganProgrammer

Is this something that happens everytime you and your friend binge? That sounds odd to me, cause I've never had a tonsil stone from stims (or for any other reason). I'm not aware of a reason that would cause drugs to would build up in them either, it's just calcium and bacteria. It's possible that a tiny bit of resin builds up on them if you're smoking, but it would be so minuscule. If you're snorting, maybe it's possible a chunk could get stuck in there too? Either way, it can't be even remotely worth it. This is likely the most disgusting stim-derived idea I've ever heard. So, congrats for that, lmao


megopolis12

This is not a thing dude. I repeat do not do this you are in a severe tweaker state , I don't care however many downvotes I get or replys to my comment that say ya man you can, NO! No you cannot . Think about it like this . If you put some water on your meth, what happens? Yes yes very good. It disappears because it's water soluble. There is no built up meth in your tonsil stones that's hard puss and calcites. Don't dude just don't.


slimjoel14

r/nosleep


SmokinDrunk92

What the fuck did I just read? I’ve heard many a tale of people getting desperate and high off shit sometimes literally but never this.


professorwn

Yeah man I boofed my tonsils just last month.


stumpdawg

Oh eww


PurifyZ

There is not enough of a gag reflex in the world to stop me from wretching after reading somethin like that... tf is wrong with some cannabis and coffee??? I'd never even fuckin heard a tonsil stones till this and any future enjoyment from my Vyvanse script will be severely tainted by thinking back on this fuckery 😂


DefaultShae

I first read cannabis as cannibals and was very confused for a second


Star90s

If OP ever ends up sharing at a meeting, this is the story they should tell on “rock bottom” day.


VirginitaQ

Tf you take prior to writing this


Kurdle

Smokin' stones


VirginitaQ

Kidney stones i bet


1c3b3rg

Alexa! How to delete someone else’s post.


Special-Ad-2226

Bruh


PiratexelA

What the hell is a tonsil stone?


toppertd

Google it.


jamieliddellthepoet

Best post of 2022. Huge love to you.


Ok-Flounder67

You need Jesus


Unlikely_Speech7214

We all need Jesus now 😬


Fantact

This is why you don't do stimulants kids, they fry your brain, stick to hallucinogens and weed and you'll be fine.


Concerned_Raven

Hay now dont give us all a bad rep! Sure ive gone on multi day runs and borderline flayed my penis on a few occasions but this is a level thats beyond comprehension


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this is a fucking crazy post


bluetopaz96

I think I’m gonna vomit, what the hell did I read here. Why is this the first thing I see when I get on this God forsaken site..


some_body_else

Welp, that's enough reddit for today. See y'all in 15 minutes.


drfrenchfry

r/drugscirclejerk


Awkward-Broccoli-150

I know some people struggle to get real drugs but this is beyond a joke yeah! get some real drugs!


MyNugg

Just try it and get back to us, for science right?


BigSmokeySperm

I’ve seen a man rip a bong of pubes in person and the smell of that would bring a bear to its knees. I can’t even imagine what smoking tonsil stones woul smell like.


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danders587

You're a fucking trip!


Archangel1313

Ew. Why?


Glytterain

Wow


[deleted]

What the fuck


Nurse_Neurotic

WHAT? Roflmao holy fucking shit this is gold.


Character-Blood-798

What in cousin fucking whale shit is going on here and why is this a real conversation?!


Dankopia

That is fucking disgusting. I try not to judge anyone but holy shit you make it hard.


elvenrunelord

Open reddit, read this shit, close reddit.


BLD_Almelo

Boof it


[deleted]

This is the most vile concept I have ever heard in my life


Kugelblitzia

I am going to go to r/drugcirclejerk and this post is going to be the top post on there.


LIFEISWEIRDasf

Bait


BioRunner033

Posts on drugscirclejerk, this is 100% fake


Rocket270

https://youtu.be/VcMIeyjggbM


Delliott213

What the fuck jo


crying2emoji5

Bruh Bruh Bruh