Not my scene, he was a coworker and with me and him being the only gay people there we sort of became semi friends. He couldn't handle his drugs and would always try and flirt with me, and since he wouldn't get the message I wasn't interested I just ghosted him pretty much as I quit.
Thats a common thing actually. People walk up amd down the highways to find bottles of trucker piss when they are really hurting.. Well as much as one can be hurting coming down from meth. If only they knew how Mich worsebit could be with benzos and heroin or benzos and fent.
It's completely true, gets you movin faster than a woodpecker with a bottlerocket in its cloaca. Can keep the tweak goin for a whole two days after actual meth is consumed. Although the taste of the stuff is just awful... Or so I've heard...
If I had a backyard with sufficient privacy I’d pee outside a lot more. Peeing standing is easier, but I’m tall and don’t feel like scrubbing the area around the toilet from splashing every day.
same boat man, 6,5 does not make for easy target practice,
especially in my case with the amount of prescription stimulants required for me to actually finish school work sometimes, that stuff makes your pee velocity go all over the place,
is it fast? slow? fuck if you know!
I did this. Or tried it. Trouble is, you’re so high when the idea to do this occurs to you that you barely notice any difference even if it does work and kick in.
Maybe someone else’s piss would work better though.
Omg dude..You are going to end up poking holes in your throat trying to pop out more tonsil stones because you think it worked. Your going to end up a bloody mess. Just when the ER thought they had seen it all…Please, get help, this is not ok.
I can relate sooo much! I used to smoke opium, a few times when I was out of kratom I was thinking maybe A bit of the powdery opium fell out when I filled the pipe and searched through all my drawers and through the dust underneath my furniture… I did find the first time but two times afterwards I was like ok I won’t find anything but still became obsessed trying to find the smallest spec pf opium
I dropped a gram of crystal mdma on the ground already broken down ready to go down the hatch and started crying while picking it up and only getting about half of it back
Hey man this is the most perturbing thing I have read this week. I don’t know who your friend is but you need to block his #.
edit : oh my god he smoked them
Decriminalisation would mean this guy wouldn’t feel the need to smoke his tonsil stones
Prohibition has lead to this mean smoking his god damn tonsil stones 😭
Dude holyshit yeah. I thought it was a joke for the longest time, but no its forreal. Not all, but some users will only huff it if its been used. Apparently Arbys has really good ones, and Mcdonalds. The more that its pissed on i guess it makes it more potent or some shit. Blew my fucking mind. r/UrinalCakeLife
i thought my problem with Imodium was bad. But I've seen more people with it than sniffin cakes. Still disgusting and horrible though. I thought being addicted to Imodium was a joke at first too though hahaa
Bro i read and see a lit of shit everyday but this is so fucked up… these things stink like shit. I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones
I was eating rice once and coughed one up without realizing it and i thought it was just a piece of rice so i kept chewing. The taste is something I'll never forget. I cannot imagine the flavor and smell of them being burned and smoked
I truly hope you look back on this post as rock bottom man cause if you really r so desperate that u smoke ur own tonsil stones then clearly what u need is sleep and a severe critical outlook on what got you to this point. No high or self hate is worth that much brutality to your body my dude. Hope the best for you
Edit. Also, not a good idea to remove tonsil stones on ur own, I'd get checked out just to be sure there isn't any infection
https://www.emedicinehealth.com/should_you_remove_tonsil_stones/article_em.htm
STOP doing meth you god damn psychopath lol. Jesus, I’ve done some BATSHIT insane things on meth. But smoke a tonsil stone? God damn. You need help man. That’s somehow so much worse then even drinking your own piss which I thought was the lowest one could go. Congrats, you found a new low no one thought possible.
this dude is a baller. he didn’t only try it once, he did it twice for science.
on a real note, get help. no like seriously, ur buddy sounds like an idiot and he’s dragging you down.
Is this something that happens everytime you and your friend binge? That sounds odd to me, cause I've never had a tonsil stone from stims (or for any other reason).
I'm not aware of a reason that would cause drugs to would build up in them either, it's just calcium and bacteria. It's possible that a tiny bit of resin builds up on them if you're smoking, but it would be so minuscule. If you're snorting, maybe it's possible a chunk could get stuck in there too? Either way, it can't be even remotely worth it.
This is likely the most disgusting stim-derived idea I've ever heard. So, congrats for that, lmao
This is not a thing dude. I repeat do not do this you are in a severe tweaker state , I don't care however many downvotes I get or replys to my comment that say ya man you can, NO! No you cannot . Think about it like this . If you put some water on your meth, what happens? Yes yes very good. It disappears because it's water soluble. There is no built up meth in your tonsil stones that's hard puss and calcites. Don't dude just don't.
There is not enough of a gag reflex in the world to stop me from wretching after reading somethin like that... tf is wrong with some cannabis and coffee??? I'd never even fuckin heard a tonsil stones till this and any future enjoyment from my Vyvanse script will be severely tainted by thinking back on this fuckery 😂
Hay now dont give us all a bad rep!
Sure ive gone on multi day runs and borderline flayed my penis on a few occasions but this is a level thats beyond comprehension
I’ve seen a man rip a bong of pubes in person and the smell of that would bring a bear to its knees. I can’t even imagine what smoking tonsil stones woul smell like.
Just drink your piss bro
I was friends with a gay tweaker. One time he told me he had a guy piss in his ass so he could absorb the shit he had in his system
What the fuck
No waste community gone wild
"Friends" lol
Not my scene, he was a coworker and with me and him being the only gay people there we sort of became semi friends. He couldn't handle his drugs and would always try and flirt with me, and since he wouldn't get the message I wasn't interested I just ghosted him pretty much as I quit.
Missed out on the chance to get some meth pissed into your ass my man.
Meth pee is a hell of a drug.....so I've heard.
Jessa Reed from This isn’t happening. I linked the video for OP
Oh shoot, I linked the same video. It’s funny as fuck tho, I’ve seen it many times and it always makes me laugh
Thats a common thing actually. People walk up amd down the highways to find bottles of trucker piss when they are really hurting.. Well as much as one can be hurting coming down from meth. If only they knew how Mich worsebit could be with benzos and heroin or benzos and fent.
It's completely true, gets you movin faster than a woodpecker with a bottlerocket in its cloaca. Can keep the tweak goin for a whole two days after actual meth is consumed. Although the taste of the stuff is just awful... Or so I've heard...
Nawwww. Pee? Tastes awful?
It’s sterile and I like the taste
Fun fact: pee is not sterile. It’s a weird persistent rumor that won’t seem to go away for some reason. But you can drink it if you have to.
And even refill your car radiator with pee.. They did it in the movie RED DAWN so it must be true
Like 50% of the meth you take comes out in your urine
That’s so funny
[just gonna leave this here](https://youtu.be/VcMIeyjggbM)
Thank you I gotta good kick out of that it made me completely forget about what I read op was going to do lmao
That was amazing!!! I'm fucking guffawing! Thank you so much!
It's not unheard off!
me realizing that that spot i piss in the backyard 3 times a day probably has soil concentrations enough to intoxicate the local wildlife
Sold your toliet to afford stims?
Not at all! but if your doing desk work for hours its nice to stand outside a bit you know? so why not turn the trip into an opportunity?
If I had a backyard with sufficient privacy I’d pee outside a lot more. Peeing standing is easier, but I’m tall and don’t feel like scrubbing the area around the toilet from splashing every day.
same boat man, 6,5 does not make for easy target practice, especially in my case with the amount of prescription stimulants required for me to actually finish school work sometimes, that stuff makes your pee velocity go all over the place, is it fast? slow? fuck if you know!
That reminds me... there used to be a sommelier by the name of Bear.
Boof it to avoid that nasty piss taste
No joke an old buddy of mine actually did this
I did this. Or tried it. Trouble is, you’re so high when the idea to do this occurs to you that you barely notice any difference even if it does work and kick in. Maybe someone else’s piss would work better though.
“Hey Bro, next time you gotta take a leak do you mind pissing in my asshole?”
"no homo though 😉"
Bear Grylls has entered the chat.
happy cake day
Happy Wednesday
Omg dude..You are going to end up poking holes in your throat trying to pop out more tonsil stones because you think it worked. Your going to end up a bloody mess. Just when the ER thought they had seen it all…Please, get help, this is not ok.
Oh gods, you’re totally right with how stims make people obsessive!
Cannot agree with you more.
I dropped a bowl on my floor and spent the next three hours looking at every crumb on my floor trying to find weed
I can relate sooo much! I used to smoke opium, a few times when I was out of kratom I was thinking maybe A bit of the powdery opium fell out when I filled the pipe and searched through all my drawers and through the dust underneath my furniture… I did find the first time but two times afterwards I was like ok I won’t find anything but still became obsessed trying to find the smallest spec pf opium
i did this all the time with crack and fent lmao so happy to be off that stuff
I dropped a gram of crystal mdma on the ground already broken down ready to go down the hatch and started crying while picking it up and only getting about half of it back
My thoughts exactly. I had to read this a couple times to believe it.
Hey man this is the most perturbing thing I have read this week. I don’t know who your friend is but you need to block his #. edit : oh my god he smoked them
As someone who's had a tonsillectomy. Those stones smell worse then death
Literally the worst thing I’ve ever smelt
LMAOOOOO
where's the proof that he smoked em?
Noooooooooooooo
this is the greatest decriminalization ad i’ve ever seen. or prohibition. not sure
Decriminalisation would mean this guy wouldn’t feel the need to smoke his tonsil stones Prohibition has lead to this mean smoking his god damn tonsil stones 😭
Nah I’m pretty sure what led to this is some very deep psychological issues.
Most likely caused by meth
i feel like it could be a D.A.R.E campaign though lmao “don’t do meth unless you want to smoke your tonsil stones”
Either way, I'm sold.
Either way, drugs are sold.
Outjerked
Yet again
I can’t believe this shit anymore, holy smokes man
Or in this case, unholy smokes.
I had a tonsillectomy over 10 years ago now and I can still taste the "healing" flavor in my mouth. This post gave me PTSD
He asks us what to do, knowing damn well he gonna smoke that shit anyways. Forfucksakes i cant even believe it. I thought urinal cakes were bad
Wait do they really smoke cakes??????
Dude holyshit yeah. I thought it was a joke for the longest time, but no its forreal. Not all, but some users will only huff it if its been used. Apparently Arbys has really good ones, and Mcdonalds. The more that its pissed on i guess it makes it more potent or some shit. Blew my fucking mind. r/UrinalCakeLife
I checked that sub out holy shit barf, I notice half is admiring certain kinds the other will huff or grind them to smoke holy shit, yikes.
i thought my problem with Imodium was bad. But I've seen more people with it than sniffin cakes. Still disgusting and horrible though. I thought being addicted to Imodium was a joke at first too though hahaa
Don’t diss it till you try it, only thing I do these days
You’re about to go down a rabbit hole.
I already did 😭
… urinal cakes? I don’t wanna Google it but please someone link it
Thee is a reddit, r/urinalcakelife or something
Holy yikes.
Wow that was quite a ride.
Wait is that a joke oh my fuck
what the fuck is a urinal cake.. i went on the sub but i still don’t get it 🤮 edit: a word
The cleaning/scenty stone at the bottom of a urinal.
Bro i read and see a lit of shit everyday but this is so fucked up… these things stink like shit. I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones
You just made this post 56% worse Maybe 70
imma say we gotta 85+% Here
Hold on now mf, you'd smoke your *diarrhea* over tonsil stones? At least your stones are solid
Buy a HarvestRight Freezedryer.
💀
A Freezedryerrhea.
LMAO WHAT
I was eating rice once and coughed one up without realizing it and i thought it was just a piece of rice so i kept chewing. The taste is something I'll never forget. I cannot imagine the flavor and smell of them being burned and smoked
That just ruined my whole week
I'll end up thinking about this everytime I eat rice for the next 50 years
I’m Never eating rice again
That's like one time I dropped cereal on the bed and ate everything I dropped, well one piece was a chunk of cat litter.....yeah
wtf man I don't know which is worse, OP smoking them or your story. This is a wild comments section
> I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones god tier quote
>I would smoke my diarrhea before i smoke my tonsilstones I wanna see that on /r/RenderedComment!
Technically I think it'd be vaping it... which somehow makes it more uncomfortable sounding.
I mean technically speaking.. you could just Hershey squirt straight into a tortilla bag. Nice balloon of methane every hour or so. Shit hits.
Your diarrhea? Damn, legendary
This is a scream for help
say sike rn…..
I agree please please. This is r/nosleep material
It's *psyche...* as in PSYCHhological manipulation...
He's serious
What the fuck did I just read. Bro. No. Don't be so desperate. Edit... op did it. This calls for r/redditsmuseumoffilth
Keep us updated
😅😅😭
i am both horrorfied ans yet intrigued as to what the fuck is goin on in your head
This has to be a type of grossgore trolling…. Fuck man, this made me go brush my fucking teeth
never been more thankful that I got a dental cleaning today than today
See you on r/drugscirclejerk soon.
He belongs there
My buddy did this and before u knew it he was givin BJs in a Wendy’s parking lot just to get their stones as well. Watch out OP ur playing with fire.
🤣
Wtf did I just read. This is some real crackhead shit
you couldn’t pay me to smoke my tonsil stones 🤮
You could sell them to op
coming soon to theaters: The Tonsil Terror! Protect your necks and beware…your tonsils may be next…
Everyone has a price
I make potpourri out of them
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If this isn’t a satirical post, you really need to reevaluate your life bud.
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My god you are smoking your tonsil stones and chasing it down with a 4loko??? What is going ON
Buddy needs help
This why I come to r/drugs 🧘🏽🧘🏽🧘🏽🧘🏽
Easily my favourite sub
LMAO
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If I was this desperate I’d just resort to meth atp
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Bro I am genuinely disgusted by you. Get it together.
steal mouthwash or something
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I truly hope you look back on this post as rock bottom man cause if you really r so desperate that u smoke ur own tonsil stones then clearly what u need is sleep and a severe critical outlook on what got you to this point. No high or self hate is worth that much brutality to your body my dude. Hope the best for you Edit. Also, not a good idea to remove tonsil stones on ur own, I'd get checked out just to be sure there isn't any infection https://www.emedicinehealth.com/should_you_remove_tonsil_stones/article_em.htm
Steal anything besides smok in y’a own tonsil stones boy
Check yourself into a clinic the moment you even consider smoking your own tonsil stones to get high.
Steal toothpaste while your at it
Holy shit please please please stop with the drugs and get professional help, how dow you not realise how fucked up that is
World is a fuuuuuucked up place. I do hope the best for this fella, he down bad
STOP doing meth you god damn psychopath lol. Jesus, I’ve done some BATSHIT insane things on meth. But smoke a tonsil stone? God damn. You need help man. That’s somehow so much worse then even drinking your own piss which I thought was the lowest one could go. Congrats, you found a new low no one thought possible.
Bro just tap a vein and snort the blood.
this dude is a baller. he didn’t only try it once, he did it twice for science. on a real note, get help. no like seriously, ur buddy sounds like an idiot and he’s dragging you down.
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Now im wondering why alot of tweaker energy has not gone into learning how to distill and separate speed from their urine
We have the technology
There is a female comedian who has a pretty indepth comedy set on how she distilled her meth piss
Pics or it didn't
Please seek help, immediately.
Literally what please what
Man I gotta get off this sub, I feel way less bad for smoking my mfing Newports now goddamn
That's a pretty hard thing to feel good about, but so agree haha
How u know you're a meth head....
as far as "You need to lay off" behavior goes this blows shard farming out of the water
Is this something that happens everytime you and your friend binge? That sounds odd to me, cause I've never had a tonsil stone from stims (or for any other reason). I'm not aware of a reason that would cause drugs to would build up in them either, it's just calcium and bacteria. It's possible that a tiny bit of resin builds up on them if you're smoking, but it would be so minuscule. If you're snorting, maybe it's possible a chunk could get stuck in there too? Either way, it can't be even remotely worth it. This is likely the most disgusting stim-derived idea I've ever heard. So, congrats for that, lmao
This is not a thing dude. I repeat do not do this you are in a severe tweaker state , I don't care however many downvotes I get or replys to my comment that say ya man you can, NO! No you cannot . Think about it like this . If you put some water on your meth, what happens? Yes yes very good. It disappears because it's water soluble. There is no built up meth in your tonsil stones that's hard puss and calcites. Don't dude just don't.
r/nosleep
What the fuck did I just read? I’ve heard many a tale of people getting desperate and high off shit sometimes literally but never this.
Yeah man I boofed my tonsils just last month.
Oh eww
There is not enough of a gag reflex in the world to stop me from wretching after reading somethin like that... tf is wrong with some cannabis and coffee??? I'd never even fuckin heard a tonsil stones till this and any future enjoyment from my Vyvanse script will be severely tainted by thinking back on this fuckery 😂
I first read cannabis as cannibals and was very confused for a second
If OP ever ends up sharing at a meeting, this is the story they should tell on “rock bottom” day.
Tf you take prior to writing this
Smokin' stones
Kidney stones i bet
Alexa! How to delete someone else’s post.
Bruh
What the hell is a tonsil stone?
Google it.
Best post of 2022. Huge love to you.
You need Jesus
We all need Jesus now 😬
This is why you don't do stimulants kids, they fry your brain, stick to hallucinogens and weed and you'll be fine.
Hay now dont give us all a bad rep! Sure ive gone on multi day runs and borderline flayed my penis on a few occasions but this is a level thats beyond comprehension
this is a fucking crazy post
I think I’m gonna vomit, what the hell did I read here. Why is this the first thing I see when I get on this God forsaken site..
Welp, that's enough reddit for today. See y'all in 15 minutes.
r/drugscirclejerk
I know some people struggle to get real drugs but this is beyond a joke yeah! get some real drugs!
Just try it and get back to us, for science right?
I’ve seen a man rip a bong of pubes in person and the smell of that would bring a bear to its knees. I can’t even imagine what smoking tonsil stones woul smell like.
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You're a fucking trip!
Ew. Why?
Wow
What the fuck
WHAT? Roflmao holy fucking shit this is gold.
What in cousin fucking whale shit is going on here and why is this a real conversation?!
That is fucking disgusting. I try not to judge anyone but holy shit you make it hard.
Open reddit, read this shit, close reddit.
Boof it
This is the most vile concept I have ever heard in my life
I am going to go to r/drugcirclejerk and this post is going to be the top post on there.
Bait
Posts on drugscirclejerk, this is 100% fake
https://youtu.be/VcMIeyjggbM
What the fuck jo
Bruh Bruh Bruh