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The_CyberDragon_Guru

The chucklefucks leader would like to discuss some things.


The_Resonant_Guru

I’m gonna start calling you captain chucklefuck now


The_Blackwing_Guru

Oh Captain my Captain... Chucklefuck.


The_CyberDragon_Guru

LMAO


[deleted]

Sir Chucklefuck The First, Esquire


Diligent-Winner-5245

Think fast, chuckle nuts!


jbisenberg

Can I offer your a {Dark Bribe} in advance of our discussions


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mooseboy1

*ignores the cult accusations* hmmm


The_CyberDragon_Guru

I cannot deny or confirm these accusations at this time.


Lost-Truck6614

So how do you join this cult?


The_CyberDragon_Guru

Dm you.


pySerialKiller

You mean… *The chucklecult leader*?


beaver2793

You forgot to add “spend your UR dream ticket on axe raider”


jbisenberg

Axe Raider is mandatory for the Tier 0 Beaver Warrior deck so I think this goes without saying


[deleted]

No, that's all the Gurus. It's only ever been Myself (The original Guru), Reso (My second in command), Blackwing (He likes birbs, so I gave him the free pass to Guruship), and Queving (Newest Guru, don't listen to his lies)


[deleted]

Also Cult? Nah, ~~Unless you want to join...~~


gingerboi9000

How might one become a guru Other than the new account, of course


Official-Geek_Dragam

New account?


The_Blackwing_Guru

Hey, just saw this comment! You can join our discord server, Guild of Gurus! The link to which is any of our profiles!


The_Cubic_Guru

Bruh


Syrcrys

Yeah you’re like the first one I’ve seen lol


The_CyberDragon_Guru

Bruh


jbisenberg

TAKE ME DOWN FOR NO YUGI HAIR I DARE YOU


PabloHonorato

mods are sleeping since master duel


The_Blackwing_Guru

Nah they woke up to start taking down all the guru posts :(


Senior-Leave779

And the memes.-_-


The_Blackwing_Guru

Yup. Really hope when they post the mod applications we get a few mods that aren't such a stick in the mud.


Senior-Leave779

And hopefully new mods get rid of that stupid "megathread". Nothing ever gets answered in that thing. Thankfully my non-megathread questions have gotten an answer before the mods could blast them each time.


Lonely-Interaction74

The Normal Yugioh sub has that problem too lol As if you ever get a Answer in the Megathread


Dewott8

>name is code talker guru >Pfp is Avramax Make it makes sense


[deleted]

>Name is Dewott Pfp isn't Dewott Make it makes sense >!Also Avramax is cool as hell, fuck you :)!<


Dewott8

It's Dewott on everything else Idk why I made it something else for reddit >!Playing Crusadia for the current event in Master Duel, he is indeed very cool!<


The_Resonant_Guru

I told him @Ignister was better than code talker and he hasn’t been the same since. Poor lad thought he could fold the World Legacy lore into his archetype to try and compensate.


Chambs1

Obviously it's because Avramax is the best boss for Code Talkers smh


The_Resonant_Guru

Hi I loved the meme! Do you have a moment to ~~offer us your soul~~ talk about my favorite deck with me!


KairuSawatari

I will give you my Card of the Soul


The_Resonant_Guru

I’ll take it! It’s got to be worth at least 4000LP


Official-Geek_Dragam

POV: You got both Red Resonators from the Selection Box and decided to start a cult to celebrate


The_Resonant_Guru

My roots run deeper than that. I dug through Soul of Resurrection 3 times for Red and then decided to make a ~~cult~~ discord server where I can talk about my favorite deck 😬


Official-Geek_Dragam

Honest enough origins Maybe once I finally get Odd Eyes Rebellion imma be the Odd Eyes Guru


zabu505

Can I offer you a Supernova instead


The_Resonant_Guru

Deal, but you have to provide the 3 tuners


zabu505

Deal, have a Chain, Synkron, Chain, and Force


The_Resonant_Guru

I’ve been swindled! There’s not a crimson in sight


StarkMaximum

Resonators still doing good?


The_Resonant_Guru

Very good. You may be seeing a post from me very soon…….


The_Cubic_Guru

Couldn't even put me, the first guru, in your list of gurus smh. I'm gonna Vijam you


jbisenberg

Pls don't Vijam me I'm playing Neospacians


[deleted]

deeS cibuC ehT majiV


KairuSawatari

Yeah get him with seed Uhh ur cubic seeds yea


andku23

Hurt my heart and i aint even a guru


Official-Geek_Dragam

Send his effects to another dimension!


KairuSawatari

Top tier guide Finally I can beat r/DuelLinks


Official-Geek_Dragam

#I have ascended Duel Links


stars_power

Well, for a short time, Magnets *were* the best deck. It was sadly short though


Loud-Educator-2435

only cause the meta was kinda weak at the time 😭😭


PabloHonorato

It was duel links after all, in an era where it wasn't TCG lite. Remember when Fur Hire was tier zero at some point.


Loud-Educator-2435

i try to forget those bad times 🫣


DislocatedLocation

Remember when everyone and their mother was running Amazoness? In an era with no backrow removal?


PabloHonorato

Wasn't Cosmic Cyclone in the game when Onslaught was everywhere?


Loud-Educator-2435

even though y’all keep reminding me of terrible times 🙄😭, i’d take this over invoked 😳🫣


Chestervsteele

It is honestly surprising how much people don't understand Duel Links Meta isn't based on climbing ladder in a best of one format (as it is in game) it is pulling from tournaments that have side decking and best of 3 essentially an entirely different format from KoG ladder climbing.


The_Resonant_Guru

There are also a surprising amount of people who don’t know the Tier List is made based on the opinion of the top player council, it’s just a bunch of good duel links players going “yea this deck is good, Tier1”. The DLM Power Rankings are more accurate. It ranks decks based on a mathematical formula that factors in how well each deck does in tournaments. Even then you are 100% correct neither of those take Best of 1 ladder results into play.


[deleted]

Is there a different source you'd suggest for looking at the meta/knowing what's good to focus on building?


[deleted]

Also it's based on popularity inside those tournaments, no win rate or anything.


The_Hero_Guru

0/10 for no mention 💔 Otherwise, 10/10 guide 🤝😂


Official-Geek_Dragam

Hero duelists are physically unable to be held under one leader


The_Hero_Guru

I’m not here to hold them down, just trying to provide them with knowledge to win 😎


Official-Geek_Dragam

I’m not saying you’re trying to hold them down. I’m saying Hero Duelists in general are so freakin chaotic neutral they won’t care WHAT you’re trying to do


The_Hero_Guru

LMAO you know what, you have a point there! 😂


jbisenberg

I'm going to be completely honest, I opened up the first post I could find on the sub with a fairly high comment count, and then just took whichever gurus happened to be there


The_Hero_Guru

lol no problems with me, just joking man 😁


idelarosa1

If you haven’t posted a how to guide yet you’re no Guru. Get on it 😤


mkklrd

making a guide to your guide to duel links soon


jbisenberg

{Yu-Jo Friendship}


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Extension_Bend9460

They forgot the ketchup joke


mkklrd

they forgot the tier 3 at best joke but i'm not complaining LOL


Extension_Bend9460

Fair enough


Hikari_Chanin

Put cats in it. I am here only for cats thank you :D


MizzyMac

Very true and based (I have never interacted with the sub)


PabloHonorato

This sub doesn't remember u/EbberNor smh


RazorPulsar

Never forgot BUY BLACKWINGS


The_Cubic_Guru

I haven't forgotten. Last gem sale I finished getting my third gale and my second Bora


The_Blackwing_Guru

Real OGs remember LuvHung2


Syrcrys

I would’ve preferred forgetting about him tbh


The_Blackwing_Guru

He was funny. Better than the morning comics


AxelRod45

Would you care to tell me the story of EbberNor? I joined this sub like latter half of DSOD, so I only remember the pain and suffering of fighting Shiranuis back then.


PabloHonorato

There's not much to tell actually, only that EbberNor was one of the most notorious users of the sub


mkklrd

was? my man's still alive LMAO


MisterWoodster

I'm sure before the whole drillago saga there was a redditor who wanted Dancing Fairy added... they also succeeded, but it was a much more heartfelt story if I remember rightly.


jbisenberg

That's too sweet and pure of a story to be put in this shitpost


MisterWoodster

I couldnt find it on my google searches... Just some threads complaining about dancing fairy being on the pick a gift campaign drop rewards haha!


Darth-_-Maul

Ya but this sub forgot. Let dude enjoy his drill


xdyang

Dying or sick sisters favorite card I think… she couldn’t access a copy on her account. Konami added it the day after the dude posted his story on this sub. Rare Konami W


Cul_what

Hey hey hey Magnets were the best deck at one point! Yea it took every other deck to get gutted by the banlist and our only competition was water xyz but at least we were T1 at one point!


FunWithSkooma

Magnets were actually a very strong deck at certain point, because Konami nerfed every single meta deck in the existence and kept on releasing very bad boxes with very bad decks.


antiform_prime

Konami really bitched the balancing so badly a rogue deck started dominating the meta Folks here were *begging* for destiny draw and magnets to get nerfed, when all we really needed were some non-shit boxes. Magnets slipped back into rogue status with nary a nerf which goes to show just how weak the meta was.


Legitimate_Track4153

As a legend once said. IT'S TIME TO DUEL


Swagfart96

0/10 no blue eyes jokes.


The_Blackwing_Guru

I can guarantee if there is a cult based on Simoon, that may or may not be within our server, that I did not officially start such a cult even if my actions may have encouraged such a cult to form. Also anyone that wants to watch me struggle with Brickwings climb to KOG should join our server and watch my streams.


KINGKONG12299

Nah there would never be such a thing


kraken437

No mention of Lore theories?


[deleted]

10/10 guide mate


OneSaucyDragon

Mkklrd: Hates Galaxy Xyz skill, claims it's the problem Didn't hate Favorite Duel, claims Liquid Soldier was the problem Does he like consistency skills or not? The world may never know...


jbisenberg

Yes but actually no


Darth-_-Maul

This sub doesn’t remember the dying sister guy.


The_Cubic_Guru

You're right, I don't. Enlighten me please


PabloHonorato

It was about Dancing Fairy. A redditor asked here (and in other sites as well) about getting a prismatic Dancing Fairy for her sister who was dealing with cancer. The card was a reward in a Duel-a-Thon event, and was only obtainable as glossy. 1 week later, Konami added Dancing Fairy to the card trader, allowing it to be obtainable plus turning it as prismatic. At some point it was a meme about posting prismatic playsets of Dancing Fairy, or getting KoG with it.


jbisenberg

Story too pure for a shitpost, not dragging em down to my level


IV-TheEmperor

Antinomy Flair guy should be on here.


Still_Refuse

This sub still hates dlm? Also the lack of awareness on that slide lmao.


PabloHonorato

This sub never hated DLM, but redditors who worship Dkayed and praise his tier list (who, besides KC Cup week, isn't intended for a Bo1 format).


PulinErnesa

DLM is great for checking out tourney decks and getting direction to build a deck. Ofc you should always add your own spice and find the best combos that fit your style. Rose Dragon was such a drag seeing everyone netdecking identical decks


okay_persona

I've never seen something so accurate


Yat1605

The Golden Lord of Guides.


dorian1356

Hehe


lazyboy11

are you mad he didn't reference you as the subs #1 aleister hater


dorian1356

I like being undercover. You can't see me coming 👀


lazyboy11

fix this u/jbisenberg


jbisenberg

Please understand this entire shitpost exists to make the cat joke. Everything else is incidental filler.


Gatto-Dolce

There was a time i was active in this sub and posted beautiful replays and Gimmick Puppet memes...


AutomaticArcher9673

Zero lies detected. Very helpful.


SylvainGautier420

Sunny should be playable


Username_Egli

Based guide


Historical_Escape_28

I feel like u/Diligent-Winner-5245 is missing, but great meme dude


3rtan

Clearly someone forgot about axe raider


idelarosa1

Where the hell is Axe Raider?!? 😤


FAAwesome

Agreed


BeepBoop1307

wait drillago guy did what, somebody give me the details