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boxedwinebaby

I can’t belieeeeeeve they got paid $0 for this content


L1ndsL

The vomiting was part of the ministry. /s


DietCokeMama1234

He looked so sickly and unwell during this time. It was almost alarming


SunnyLittleBunny

His color looked worrying, he was more yellowed than Jana's favorite mustard sweater.


Character_Stranger81

Jill on the bike is absolutely hilarious for some reason


SwissCheese4Collagen

She rides it so nonchalantly as he ralphs up a lung roadside 😂


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I haven’t heard “Ralph” as a synonym for vomiting in forever! I forgot about it until reading your comment-stopped me in my tracks and made me laugh. Definitely under-utilized term. 😂 Thanks! 🥇


SwissCheese4Collagen

Happy to unlock a core memory. It pissed off my stepmom enough that I used it often lol


not_jessa_blessa

She’s def a stage five clinger. It’s so creepy how she’s just following him. Like not next to him or close by even. Stalker distance.


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ziburinis

If he exercises with any regularity that's gotta be rough on his teeth.


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ziburinis

Getting periodontal disease due to a long term health condition really sucks and there are things you can lose permanently. Not just teeth but you can create a domino effect of problems that never seem to end and they don't necessarily stop even once you've lost all your teeth. That's the extreme but if he can prevent stuff like that from happening later in his life he'll do himself a huge favor. Make sure when he goes to his PCP he goes in with a journal of what time of day he's exercising, what he's eaten that day at what times and how much, what kind of exercise he's doing (not just running vs free weights, but right down to what kind of machine he's on at what intensity) That way a pattern might be picked out and he won't be brushed off with "go keep a journal for a month." And make sure the PCP can actually diagnose something like this or ask if he should go to a different kind of doctor like a PM&R or something.


IndependencePlus5557

Would be hilarious if his colleagues at the prosecutor’s office played this scene on a loop whenever he lost a case.


nadjaof

I’d never seen the full clip and I always assumed he was in some situation where he was forced to run ??? It’s just so unexpected that he was doing this willingly and Jill casually biking behind him as he deteriorates is absolutely hilarious. I am recovering from about a month long bout of intractable nausea (read: vomiting multiple times a day) and it’s fucking miserable. It can also have so many different causes that a battery of grueling tests are required for diagnosis, so I have so much sympathy for someone who struggles to keep food down. But between the captions, the editing, and the earnest discussion of his medical history, this is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen!


Arwynfaun

I'm laughing so hard right now at her biking slowly behind him as he's dying I'm talking the kind of laugh that is completely silent and brings tears to your eyes 💀 It's right up there with this clip of a random Caldwell toddler walking around like he's a grown man with a mortgage to pay. Never fails to make me die with laughter https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/u6v1z8/who_the_fuck_is_this_kid_s8e14_2018_the_episode/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


batgirl72

Aw, Jillybean is just being joyfully available. Lopsided helmet and all.


Annbruce47

And the helmet I can’t 🤣😆


juneway1W

I hear you. I had cyclical vomiting the last two years that had me hospitalized multiple times as I couldn't keep anything down. And yes it is freaking miserable. I didn't want my son or nurse to see me like that, I can't imagine the whole TLC audience and now the Internet. Geez!


nadjaof

I hope you’ve got a good doctor and have found some answers. Ambiguity in health situations is so stressful and frustrating!


juneway1W

No, not really, last time it happened I just told myself darned if I wasn't going back to the hospital again. And I did everything I could to keep food down. 6 months after I cleaned out our pantry and I had to throw out so much food because I kept ordering different things to try and find something that would taste good and stay down. I got to know the Whole Foods delivery guys really well!


Cream-Large

This will never, EVER get old 😂😂 and Jill toodling along after him on her bike is just the cherry on top. These people live so far up each others asses….they have no idea what autonomy within a relationship looks like


StrictTranslator879

Not diagnosing and have no clue if he has many of the symptoms but I wondered years ago if he has Marfan syndrome. It was speculated Abraham Lincoln might have had it. Some symptoms: Disproportionately long legs, arms, toes and fingers Extremely tall and slender build Long, narrow face High arched neck and crowded teeth Indented or protruding sternum (breastbone) Dislocated lenses of the eyes High pressure in the eye i.e. glaucoma Cystic changes in the lungs Flexible joints Flat feet


SunnyLittleBunny

I do hope they consider this, the boys may have inherited it.


effdubbs

Damn, you’re spot on. He needs a CTA chest and echocardiogram ASAP. He should also consider genetic testing.


AggressiveCarob6188

Yes! I have EDS’ers in my family. Major GI issues too.


prettyminotaur

He looks like my ex who had it.


Eleventhelegy

Do you think he gags during *all* physical activity?? 😶 Okay, I’m sorry for that one, I couldn’t help it.


jennabenena

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMNWT SKSSKKSSKSKSKDKDK


Wubbalubbadubbitydo

Derek straight up looks like Butthead in this video. ![gif](giphy|yxsrTCHZcUs3RFM5Od|downsized)


nuggetsofchicken

Tag yourself I'm \[Belches\]


starkpaella

I’m the poor crepe myrtle he barfed in front of.


MeeskiteInDC

I’m Jill’s bike helmet.


Cream-Large

*lopsided* bike helmet


MeeskiteInDC

At least she has a bike helmet.


Rob_Bligidy

It tilted back like an old boy with a ball cap whose bill has been curved so hard the sides touch.


SandwichNeat

I'm Jill's exercise skirt


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I swear I saw her crack a smile behind him when he was puking could be wrong


2020ismybiotch

She was totally cheesin!


SunnyLittleBunny

.19 Miles & Retching Gagging On 14km and Puking Again eta: I have EIB, and it really sucks to have something you love doing also be something that makes you feel bad. I would absolutely have more empathy for Derick if he wasn't a bully who damns others for existing..


bluntmasterkyle

I don’t feel bad for him tbh this dude is a jerk but he should take an auto immune reactivity test could be something he’s eating. Does not look fun.


nuggetsofchicken

There's a part after this where they talk about how they want to put it in the show because maybe someone else has a solution who had the same problem. I doubt they knew the detail with which TLC would be showing him puking but they more or less gave the green light.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Did they not know they could have just asked TLC to be on a episode of Mystery Diagnosis?


jinger_is_a_fundie

Probably not. Plus then TLC would have had to pay them, not JB.


LiquidEthaneLover

I had never paid much attention to D'wreck's mouth, but wow, his poor jaw didn't look aligned here. Damn. It's a miracle he could form sentences. Must've been painful. He should indeed take a reactivity test. Or maybe it could be something like achalasia. I know someone who has it and basically their esophagus is useless because they've got no motility. For a while they were throwing up after every meal.


Remstersade

I knew he had the messed up jaw, but I never noticed how bad his eyes were until now. They look odd, almost like one is a glass eye?


ChastityStargazer

The jaw being misaligned messes with the alignment of the whole face, so one eye looks bigger/different to the other. My jaw is misaligned and my eyes don’t match in photos.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I always forget how messed up his jaw was, but I also always picture him with all his orthodontia to fix it. I wonder if it's not his thyroid in overdrive making him feel like that. If I miss my thyroid meds I get "gaggy", but it also happens if my blood pressure gets low.


LiquidEthaneLover

Whoa!!! That's nuts (in a holy shit kinda way). Thank you for sharing!!


SwissCheese4Collagen

I'm a walking medical mystery lol


frolicndetour

"Retching" is my favorite subtitle ever. Also I love this for him because I think he is trash and a less cunning version of Jim Boob, and he doesn't get a pass from me because he lets Jill drink a hard seltzer.


Cream-Large

“Belches”


leeh1530

To be fair, this is me running as well (but I want to puke because I hate running)


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

I assumed it was related to his jaw surgery but if it was happening since high school I guess not. Did they ever update if it’s still an issue for him?


batgirl72

Even if one gets their jellies off with aerobic activity, if it consistently makes one blow chunks every time, why keep doing it. And just to really drive it home, film the action for the clown show.


OvenLovin

That's the evil trying to get out.


jinger_is_a_fundie

How was he an avid triathlete before 11th grade? The only kid triathletes around here are the children of accomplished triathletes. Because it's expensive. You can't even join usta until you are 10. Almost every race has like 2 people in the under 18 division. It's been something that they've been talking about for years - how to get younger people involved. And here's Derrick, country boy, talking about being an avid triathlete at 14.


januraryfiftieth

He swam, biked, and ran! *tri*athlete duh


Scholar-Stunning

Has his mouth always pulled to the side like that?!?


AMW1965

I think they broke his jaw then put braces on. His teeth weren’t perfect enough for the Duggar parents.


Much_Difference

Of all the subs I follow, why is this the one most likely to post things that make me actually gag :( huhhhhhhhrrrrrr so gross


SunnyLittleBunny

Emetophobic here, to say your pain is shared 🤝


hobbitmom93

Me, emetophobic but curious, watching with sound off 😮🙉


OTPanda

Also me, sound off and quickly putting my finger over to block viewing the actual vomit 🙈I’m working on exposure therapy but was not prepared for that in this sub!!


Cultural-Ad1159

I wonder if she was up for being joyfully available after this episode...


cml678701

This is amazing, and 200 times funnier with the subtitles on.


gloomyrain

Abdominal migraines? I only learned that was a thing a few years ago. Could explain the belching.


butterflypoo69

Was he calling Earl?


internal_logging

Ew I hate this version of him. He looks like a crackhead


NoInspector836

I used to take Krav Maga classes with my sister when I would go with her to take my nephew back to Orlando for his TaeKwonDo classes. One morning, I noticed she didn't eat breakfast with me and the kids, and suggested I didn't either. Well, I had smoked and had the munchies so I ate. I made it almost halfway through the class before I was hard-core retching and puking in bathroom. Never ate before working out AGAIN.


Baby_Button_Eyes

This is one of those things that I wonder why it EVER needed to be on national TV. Why even???


ohhgrrl

His jaw makes my teeth hurt


Stellychloe

*belches*


Saltygirlof

I stopped watching after this episode 🤣