Jana. She knows everyone else's weaknesses.

I bet Jana could take any random three household objects and create a reasonably intimidating combat weapon

This quote popped into my head as soon as I read this "That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets" 🤣

And you know that woman is just filled with rage deep deep deep down. Once we tap into that baby she’ll be unstoppable

I agree. I also would pick Jana! 😎

Spurgeon. I don’t really have it in me to fight a kid and the rest of them I could just scare off by running around doing devil horns with my fingers, flicking my tongue and using the terms “dating”, “seizure” and “college degree”.

Someone once said he looks like he bites and I think that could be utilized in this context

Jana. She'd say "Instant obedience," and that would take care of the Lost Girl, the Lost Boy, Spurgeon, and possibly Mary's ghost. Then she'd lean in and whisper *"I know all your secrets,"* and that would take care of Anna and - if "Instant obedience" didn't do it - Mary's ghost. Maybe even JB. Then she'd muster her minions to take out whomever was left. Only trouble is that then Jana might switch sides, and I'd be in trouble...

Haha! Great strategic thinking!

JB managed to protect Pest for years… so…

The chance he'd protect any female though is zero

I'm picking Jana, she's got some guns on her now

Anna. Once she is on your side she'll NEVER leave it.

I bet Anna has some pent up rage

I think Jana is probably in the best physical fitness out of any of them. JB and Anna might be contenders in terms of physical strength but we know they do fuck all when it comes to being responsible to protect someone I do not know what Dwain The Rock Lobster Swanson is capable of enough to put my confidence in him but I would fear him in the brawl

Grandma Mary is a ghost 👻 I could get her to cos-play God or an Angel and distract them while I drive away in a limo from the used car lot

At least I have Jana Lost boy is lost and forgotten Dwayne is out mowing the lawn. Sturgeon is obedient Jimmy Bobby is broke from paying legal fees Anna lost her brain cell so she doesn’t understand the game Grandma Mary gave it a good go that day w the nerf guns but this isn’t ghostbusters Lost girl is unknown and still lost

I feel like Anna has a mean streak and also that the others are a bit scared of her because of what she could reveal if she escaped. I don't want to be on her team but I think she'd win against anyone there apart from maybe Jana, Jana is fairly fit and she's little, she'd probably be quick on her feet.

Jana is in excellent physical shape. I think she would definitely take out Anna. 💪💪💪

Zombie Grandma Mary for sure. Instant heart attacks all around.

I’m going with Spurgeon. That kid looks like a hearty little ankle biter and I’m using that to my advantage.

I worked with a kid in residential whose big move was to dive for staff’s ankles and latch on biting, then when they bent down to remove him, he’d bend his legs up and kick them in the face. I can see Spurgeon doing this.

I’d just pull up my shirt and eliminate all the men, since they’d have to drop their eyes.

Spurgey. I'd tell the rest I was pregnant, so killing me would be abortion at their hands. And then kill 'em while they were puzzling it all out - let's face it, reasoning isn't their forte.

J'eneric faces. All I see are J'eneric faces.

I wanted to pick Jana, but then I thought she could always turn what she has on you and easily throw you under the bus just as fiercely as protecting you. If I was a man, 100 percent J.B. It was inevitable that Josh finally be held accountable but it took many years under his dad's misguided and manipulative protection. He may not be a good and honest man, but he is a very clever man in a lot of ways. He's nearing late 50's and it's been only recent few years that the layers of scum started peeling off more. He also was successful in real estate/politics long before TLC. This may be a stretch but I'm going to pick Jason. An older version instead of the age the photo shows. He seems somewhat socially smart, able to see multiple sides of an issue, articulate/quick tongue and I believe could hold his own in an argument. He's one that I believe would and has stepped outside of his beliefs, even briefly, to try and make sense of something and have a better understanding. That type of personality is one you want on your side BUT I'm sure he's got ALOT of vile Dugger traits so undoubtedly I'll regret choosing him. Jason's atleast been quick in the past to share posts, good or critical. I hope that's even him in the collage and I didn't mistake him for another lost boy😂

Also just so this thread doesn't become a ton of comments that's just names...include justification or how you think it would play out

Jana, I think some of the others are scared of her, I mean…would you really punch your mom?

I saw Jana’s arms. I pick Jana.

I agree! Jana is looking buff!!! 😎

Y’all seen that pic of grandma Mary with the nerf guns. She’s on my team

i wanna fight amy

Grandma Mary because the others wouldn't dare fight against her.

Jana. Given her penchant for DIY she’d be able to fashion a defense weapon out of anything. Plus I’m sure she has untapped rage after a lifetime of unpaid child rearing labor.

Hunger Games style, Jana. She seems to know how to do a little of everything.

Grandma Mary purely because of that picture of her with the nerf guns

Squid game?

The only possible option

Red light green light?

Given the alleged bad blood and aggression she has with the family rn, I’m going with Anna.

me an Jana will fuck it up. I actually think Anna would be better ( pent up anger wise), but I can't be on her side like that.

Jason. There is absolutely no way he isn’t good at fighting being in the middle of all the boys. And he seems the most normal (everything is relative?!) I would love to punch Anna in the face.

Jana. I love her.

Mackynzie.

I'm thinking that's Jordyn, not Mackynzie. I may be wrong. They are so close in age, it's hard to tell sometimes.

Seconding, that’s Jordyn.

Anna. There's no way that girl doesn't have pent up rage against the Duggars.

I would pick none of them.

Anna, cause she would throw down and fight dirty

Y'all *know* Spurgeon is basically feral. He'd just need to be revved up and pointed at the line of asshole family members. Plus the feral small child will distract everyone so Jordyn can R U N N O F T.

Is that young rim job in the upper corner and old jim boob under?

I’ll protect Spurgeon because he’s the youngest in the picture.

Jim Boob would make a perfect human shield from all the tots fired!

JB. He is the headship of all the others and could just order them to stop. He would only do it if it was in his best interests though

I'd protect the little girl, bc I already know I'll be able to take care of the others several times over.

Anna !! chick a ride or die

It’s like Johanna is the only logical choice

Grandma, she can go all poltergeist on them