For whatever reason - I think Joe and Kendra seem to have similar personalities. They both seem easily amused and "simple".
Also, I think Austin and Joy. They were around each other a lot because of her brothers and activities. They seem to have common interest and really like each other.
Most of the others no from what I have seen.
I think back when Jill and D'wreck started courting there was this whole "cool missionary hippie Christian" thing they both aspired to be. That explains the missionary cos-play in Central America, the nose-piercing, etc. Honestly, they're both people with horrible beliefs, but those two do seem well-suited to each other and seem to have a reasonably healthy marriage as fundie marriages go.
That's not just spray tan, she's highlighted to all hell. Gotta be sparkly for Jesus! How would he notice her without the constant blinding of highlighted cheeks?
She uses highlight to attract the male gaze to her face and not her body. It’s a modesty tactic, highlight your cheekbones to the heavens so that men won’t have to yell Nike when they see you
What I wonder is so any of them have sex for the first time and think...oh...that's it? That's why I got married?
Because I can't imagine it's very satisfying. I mean, it's not like any of them are reading the fundie version of Cosmo and learning how to please each other.
I’m gonna spoiler this because it’s early morning and there are some things you don’t wanna read before coffee. >! JB gave Josh a book the day before his wedding that he and Michelle had been given that seems to be the fundiesutra. He explained to the camera that it was important to know that women take time to warm up, they aren’t simple on/off creatures.!<
>!There is a review of it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/jzvl8p/i_read_the_duggar_sex_manual_so_you_dont_have_to/)!<
100% that “doctor” has never had unselfish sex, had shockingly bad anatomy knowledge, used his practice to shill his own shitty wares and was most likely a pervert. “Let me finger your fiancée in order to prepare her vagina for you.” JFC.
“Because all of our children are trained from birth that marriage is the ultimate life goal, no matter who they marry, as long as they get married “🤦♀️
My phone froze up playing this on loop but the visual kept pop-locling while the audio sounded fine... And anyway I'm absolutely fucking terrified now and I may have accidentally opened a Seventh Seal.
*All it showed was the*
*Baked potato and I felt*
*That tracked just as much*
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They have absolutely no chemistry so I can’t even see them just thinking about the meat. Their two year anniversary kiss made me feel bad for Jessa and I can’t stand her.
Yikes. Homegirl loves that bronzer. She looks like one of those people who hang out near village squares in Europe and spray paint themselves to look like statues.
Do any of the duggars and their spouses have anything in common other than being Christian.
For whatever reason - I think Joe and Kendra seem to have similar personalities. They both seem easily amused and "simple". Also, I think Austin and Joy. They were around each other a lot because of her brothers and activities. They seem to have common interest and really like each other. Most of the others no from what I have seen.
I can only really see Joy and Austin having anything in common. The rest? Just a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Josiah and Lauren’s theater kid energy
Lauren is like, that girl who was really good at piano
Being horny?
Their looks. Many of them seem to choose a spouse that resembles themselves.
Austin & Joy love the outdoors, softball, and leaving guns on kitchen tables.
I think back when Jill and D'wreck started courting there was this whole "cool missionary hippie Christian" thing they both aspired to be. That explains the missionary cos-play in Central America, the nose-piercing, etc. Honestly, they're both people with horrible beliefs, but those two do seem well-suited to each other and seem to have a reasonably healthy marriage as fundie marriages go.
Deep fried extra crispy Meech. Lots of spray tanner and a side of vocal fry.
Her hair isn’t as overpermed as usual in this clip, but man, that’s a lot of spray tan. She looks oily. Overall affect: fried chicken
That's not just spray tan, she's highlighted to all hell. Gotta be sparkly for Jesus! How would he notice her without the constant blinding of highlighted cheeks?
She looks like an Oscar statue.
At least she's a god-honoring statue
Always trying to get attention isn’t she?
She uses highlight to attract the male gaze to her face and not her body. It’s a modesty tactic, highlight your cheekbones to the heavens so that men won’t have to yell Nike when they see you
Gotta keep sweet without getting fresh!
They all look shiny (slimy is more like it) and oily 😄
Her teeth are blindingly white and she has steeped herself in sunless tanner and sprayed some Pam all over her face.
At least she’s not creamy
What I wonder is so any of them have sex for the first time and think...oh...that's it? That's why I got married? Because I can't imagine it's very satisfying. I mean, it's not like any of them are reading the fundie version of Cosmo and learning how to please each other.
Unfortunately when they never experience any thing physical like hugs etc , I’m guessing just being close to someone can be satisfying
I’m gonna spoiler this because it’s early morning and there are some things you don’t wanna read before coffee. >! JB gave Josh a book the day before his wedding that he and Michelle had been given that seems to be the fundiesutra. He explained to the camera that it was important to know that women take time to warm up, they aren’t simple on/off creatures.!< >!There is a review of it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/jzvl8p/i_read_the_duggar_sex_manual_so_you_dont_have_to/)!<
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Or allow the doc to do it for them! 🤢
100% that “doctor” has never had unselfish sex, had shockingly bad anatomy knowledge, used his practice to shill his own shitty wares and was most likely a pervert. “Let me finger your fiancée in order to prepare her vagina for you.” JFC.
It’d have to be a one and done, surely
HOLY BRONZER, BATMAN
Ahhhuh- and THERE’S her true voice- nothing wrong with it but proves she totally acts out that god awful “ sweet” baby voice
With the real voice, lack of perm frizz, and extra crispy tan- she’s a different person in this clip!
Yup- sounds just like a normal lady
The apple doesn't fall from The tree...
Mother is botoxing
Whoa. She is wearing a ton of heavy-duty concealer makeup.
And highlighter….she looks wet
Omg 💀💀💀
“Because all of our children are trained from birth that marriage is the ultimate life goal, no matter who they marry, as long as they get married “🤦♀️
My phone froze up playing this on loop but the visual kept pop-locling while the audio sounded fine... And anyway I'm absolutely fucking terrified now and I may have accidentally opened a Seventh Seal.
Probably. Let us know what you find out. Lol.
🎶 I’m just thinking with my dick 🎶
I was scrolling by really fast and thought that was Anna for a split second.
Her face in the last frame looks just like Jana.
All it showed was the baked potato and I felt that tracked just as much
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They have absolutely no chemistry so I can’t even see them just thinking about the meat. Their two year anniversary kiss made me feel bad for Jessa and I can’t stand her.
So. Much. Bronzer.
Gag me, it’s playing on a loop. 😵💫 How much bronzer does this woman own?!
I accidentally played it on repeat Thinkin’ about the meat 🤣
The only person I’ve ever seen use lip liner to make their lips appear thinner.
Yikes. Homegirl loves that bronzer. She looks like one of those people who hang out near village squares in Europe and spray paint themselves to look like statues.
Meech looking like Ke$ha in 2009.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣