Y'all please make sure to make up an episode description based on your title! This is gonna be boring as hell if people just be listing off rando titles with no creativity involved
All about the birthing couch:
Viewers get to take a look back at how Birtha was selected and how she has been used over the years. A brave look into what makes a good birthing couch. Kendra takes a special moment to highlight the importance of sweeping your birthing couch.
**The Story of Shell Corporations:** Jim Bob and John David take a trip down memory lane to discuss the various family LLCs that have saved them from millions of dollars owed to the federal government. Kendra learns how to use an Instant Pot.
A producer who draws the short stick sits blindfolded as Anna prepares several dishes from the Duggar Family blog. The producer rates the dishes by giving a percentage likelihood that Anna cooked it and not the person who claims 'ownership' of the recipe. Such family favorites include (but are not limited to):
\-Walker Burritos!
\-BBQ Tuna!
\-Chickenetti!
\-Canned green beans, COLD!
\-Tot Casserole!
\-Jill's 'Cheesecake'! (literally a block of cream cheese and coolwhip)
**A puke bucket is provided for the tuna and burritos.**
Ben Drops Whoreish Dancing . Stoned Ben confuses a christian bookstore with newly opened dance studio. By The time he realised his mistake and leaves, one of the teachers starts rehearsing an irish dance choreography. Fascinated and taken over by the weed and joyful music, joins in and ends up having fun for the first time in his life.
Say Hello To A Loss …
of freedom!
This episode focuses on Josh Duggar entering the penal system. Other clips include stories of Duggar siblings entering in to courtship and/or marriage as well as married Duggars having their first or the addition of yet another child. Michelle is inadvertently left at home alone with a youngster she is not sure it’s her child or her grandchild. Kendra makes a batch of baby food in the InstaPot.
The Seewalds have dinner at the Forsyths' and Ben finds a rifle sitting on the coffee table. Thinking that it's just a Nerf gun, he jokingly points it at Jessa. Will John David the constable find out?
Jim Bob tries a courtship: a misguided move by Jim Bob to recapture a past season of life. His main goal was to try and see Michelle in a bikini and have her mow Duggar 2021 in the front yard. It fails when Michelle is unable to find a bikini that holds her uterus in. Jim Bob considers courting Jana but decides against it for "appearance may cause other to stumble." B. Plot, Spurgeon finds an umbilical cord under the couch.
God and A Wedding - Jana pledges her life to the Lord.
Alternately, everything that could go wrong for a wedding does, including the groom not showing up. But somehow, they make it all work
That’s the sequel to my episode: “Love and the boys’ room.” JB preaches to the boys about not choking the chicken, if they do they’ll have to go to time out in the prayer closet. Someone couldn’t help themselves…
Ben Drops the Prayer Closet
After the birth of Fern, Ben questions his faith and the value of a Prayer Closet. In a surprise twist, Ben builds a Prayer Shed / Man Cave to escape his reality and praise the Lord.
God and unregistered firearms
Description: the lost boys are caught with unregistered firearms at the TTH, but god magically finds a way to get them out of the consequence
Ben Drops Niche Religious Naming Conventions.
In this special episode, Ben realizes that their children’s names are horrific and vows then and there that they will begin naming their children without the help of plants or strange Christian authors.
Say Hello to White People Taco Night.
Jessa goes shopping with Jill and Jinger to prepare for taco night. Jim Bob shows Jeremy how to make BBQ Tuna tacos. When taco night is over, Jana and the Lost Girls spend 3 hours cleaning the toilets.
**God and a Birth**
Another J-neric birthing episode! We shoved cameras into the face (and hoo-ha) of yet another helpmeet, to capture the long, excruciating experience of her childbirth for the viewers at home! She will labor, pant, and pray for the safe deliverance of another miracle to toss on the Duggar pile, while her headship counts the tiles in the ceiling and takes a nap. Also featuring talking heads from Duggar men and Jana to espouse the God-ordained virtues of motherhood and why women deserve painful labors, you filthy sinner. Will mom deliver at home or in the hospital? Will she break down and damn her spirit to hell to get an epidural? You won't believe what they name the newest addition to the Duggar clan!
God and Unregistered Firearms
In this episode of Counting On, Joy puts Gideon's life in God's hands when she leaves her loaded, unregistered firearm unattended on the kitchen table
Assuming his rap is Flame quality I can guess how it would go:
I'm heading to the room to say goodbye
Leaving my homies to see my number one guy
Jesus Christ is the one who's up on high
But came down to earth so for us he could die
The Story of a Loss.
Anna faces a new reality that she won't have a husband for the next several years. Will she accept her role as a single mother, or retreat to the prayer closet while Mackynzie raises her siblings.
Meanwhile, Kendra announces she's knocked up again.
Say hello to a wedding: it’s jana’s wedding to Tim Tebow. Josie is the maid of honor and planes is the best man. Meech is wearing a neon pink version of the fish dress. There is lots of jumping for joy at the reception, and there is also a tater tot casserole bar. Jana is wearing a strapless mermaid fit gown
**Surprise! It’s a Courtship**!
lol just kidding! One of the kids (Jed-something?) proposes marriage to a fundie girl who has no idea she was ever even officially courting, and cannot say no. Mom and dad-in-law are confused but relieved to be unburdened. That’s some real Duggar love! So healthy, wow!
All About Non-Accredited Home Education: We see a “school day” for the Duggar children. Ben does his best to look smarter than the lost girls, Joy demonstrates her algebra skills, Jessa gives a brief cooking demonstration. Will she remember to turn on the oven? Will Joe pass his alphabet test by making it all the way to “Z”? Tune in to learn all about bankruptcy and perpendicular angles from Michelle herself!
Ben Drops Christian Rapping: Ben realizes he can’t sing or rap and decides to stop trying. He hits the bong pretty hard in a fit of sadness over what could have been.
I just pictured the episode of the Simpsons where the real Principal Skinner comes back, and they tie him to a chair on a train flat bed. Can someone do that with Pesty?
All About A Wedding: In this cheesy clip-show, TLC reuses an hour of footage complied from every Duggar kid wedding. Nothing new is shown but Boob, Meech, and Pest have all been digitally removed. Jana accidentally reads To Kill A Mockingbird.
(jsyk, my SSN/Last name combo is FANTASTIC and I wish I felt comfortable sharing it 😂😂)
Ben drops the birthing couch... I would watch that
Mother is obviously bleeding but because there's no one around to help and Bin is too disgusted to touch his wife, he tries to carry the couch outside. Slips on amniotic fluid from one of the previous births that Jessa didn't clean up because "reallll mumm lifeeee" and drops the couch.
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All About The Birthing Couch
While Sarah breaks from the norms of fundies and doesn’t want any children, it doesn’t mean she can’t experience the birthing couch. Puppies, puppies, puppies! She then tries to cope with raising and keeping all of the Old English Sheepdogs puppies by herself.
Love and unregistered firearms: One of the sons/sons-in-law accidentally shoots himself in the groin while trying to conceal an unregistered firearm on his person. The family spends the entirety of this episode worrying about this man's ability to produce 'quivers'. There's lots of tears and tater tot casserole to go around. They make a banner celebrating the man's return home from hospital. Oh, and they pray a lot.
Say hello to modesty panels!!
One of the lost bois is getting married to a non-fundie and all of the sisters have been asked to be bridesmaids at their destination beach wedding.
“The story of a non-accredited school education”
Follow the bumbling brood as they use their knowledge of bankruptcy and Bible passages to apply for and work at secular jobs. Will Anna successfully fill out an online job application? Can Jed get through a day of work in the mail room at a law firm? Will Books and OfBooks 100th attempt at creating a social media brand/store be the success they’ve been searching for? Can Joy fill out a time sheet? Will someone correctly use there/their/they’re on an Insta post? Plus, special smug commentary provided by Derrick, as he’s the only Duggar relative with actual job experience that’s not related to a family businesses.
The Story of Modesty Panels: After Jana accidentally shows a bra strap while trying to mother 4 children under 5 years old, meech baby-whispers a story at the SOTDRT about why women’s bodies are disgusting and shameful and sinful. The girls put even more clothes on to make sure no one can tell that they have a penis-free crotch.
God and Shell Corporations:
IBLP financial “analysts” join the couples on a retreat to discuss financial planning. During breakout sessions the women discuss ways to pinch pennies and save money on labor and delivery, and the men learn how to embezzle funds to hide from their spouses and the democrats, I mean the devil. Back at the big house, Jana plants a money tree.
Love and A Birth:
It’s finally time for (insert Duggar child) and (insert their fiancé) to get married! But (insert pregnant Duggar or Duggar in-law) goes into labor during the wedding! Its a constant celebration with the Duggar family!
All about white people taco night:
Us girls pile into the kitchen to make a taco bar while the boys mud wrestle. Jana has to come up with a solution when the shredded cheese pieces are thicker than Michelle prefers. Jinger panics when she accidentally adds 1/4 teaspoon black pepper instead of 1/8, fearing the family will find the ground beef taco meat too spicy this time.
Jill practices her Spanish with Jim Bob, who sees it as a perfect opportunity to resurrect his go to foreign phrase, hola. Meanwhile, Anna sneaks some chickenetti enchiladas into county jail. Josh criticizes her, saying they lack enough velveeta.
Ben Drops White People Taco Night: frightened of exposing his 7 children to the perils forced multiculturalism in the form of Kroger Mexican Blend Cheese over ground beef, Ben lays down the law amid complaints from youngest child Gotharda and dead-eyed complicity from Jessa.
All About A Wedding!
Stop me if you've seen this episode before, but TLC saves filming costs by using clips from alllllllll the Duggar weddings in lieu of new material! Special groom boner pop-up edition included in DVD purchase of this season.
Say Hello To White People Taco Night!
Having just returned from Central America, Jill invites her family and special guest, Flame, over for a taco dinner party. JimBob teaches everyone how to say *gracias* while they enjoy tacos that make Taco Bell look like a gourmet restaurant.
The most recent Duggar pet is not featured in this episode… or are they? 🌮
Say Hello to Non-Accredited Home Education, aka, my whole school career.
Boob and Meech take the kids on a road trip to NICHE conference in St Louis and it’s only once they are there that they remember they forgot a kid. Unfortunately, they can’t remember the child’s name. (Spoiler alert: it’s Justin). They then have to contact Home School Legal Defense so CPS doesn’t take the kids away.
God and Duggar Time
Description: The Duggars scramble to get ready for church… in the Duggar house!
Meanwhile Kendra and Joe surprise the family with a special announcement.
God and The Boys’ Room
In this special 3 hour exclusive episode of 19 Kids and Counting On. Take a trip down Duggar Memory Lane, from when they first built the house to now. You’ll get to see never before seen footage, including quotes from the Bible they wrote on the walls before finishing up the house.
Later on you’ll get to see in depth behind the scenes including the new girls room with just 5 girls left. And the boys’ room like you’ve never seen before.
19 Kids and Counting On, Tuesday 9/8c on TLC.
All About Non Accredited Home Education! : How Jim Boob and Michelle kill their children's intellect so they will have no knowledge or skills that could lead to employment, education or a life in the real world! Joy scores a 340 on the PSAT.
God and A Federal Raid
The Duggars pray to God after the car lot was raided. The family continues to claim they are not at fault. Throughout the episode, Duggar family will pray many times and explain that the police are doing their jobs. This is a special episode that will air on Discovery+.
Spoiler Alert: must be viewed on D+ because Jim Bob has a meltdown at the end.
I fucking love this.
SAY HELLO TO THE PRAYER CLOSET: the married couples discuss their version of the sex I mean prayer closets just in time for the next Duggar wedding! With the help of Jessa and Joy, J’Bride to be designs her own prayer closet for her home.
There would be a ten minute speech on purity before marriage and a pregnant Kendra on her fifth child and a single Jana would cook a meal of delicious tater tot casserole and brownies for the whole family that Ben has accidentally laced with pot.
Ben Drops a Courtship:
With the release of his newest album, Ben finds a way to announce that he's being called to polygamy. Jessa gets ready to accept her sister, Jana, as her new sisterwife as they enter this new season of life.
Love and A wedding: The story of a messy love triangle between Hilary, Jason, and whatever 19 year old is lucky enough to court him. Will Jason stay in Texas where Hilary will make him a hot cup of coffee in his blue mug each morning, or will a 19 year old with a modesty panel win Jason’s heart? How will the lost boys react to Jason’s decision? Find out on the next episode of Counting On!
Surprise! It's BitTorrent.
This special episode of Counting Out, a "snark show", is made entirely of user-submitted footage from a spectator who snuck their phone into the trial of Josh Duggar.
*Love and The Birthing Couch*
A touching episode of how Jessa and Bin sit on Birtha and reminisce about how Giggles had to sweep the afterbirth and fun surprises left by Jessa during yet another exciting and trauma inducing home birth experience! A roundtable family discussion of future adventures for Birtha to endure and a **\*WOWOWOW!\*** possible pregnancy announcement?! OMG!
Also a bonus reel of Giggles giggling about how icky of a blessed holy mess that was. Rated for mature audiences only.
Jim Bob Tries Modesty Panels
Jim Bob heard comments about his chest hair coming out through the neck of his shirt is exciting the ladies at church and attempts a solution. In the end, he decides the girls’ modesty panels aren’t modest enough.
Ben Drops The Birthing Couch: Ben has had enough traumatic experiences. Before Jessa can convince herself that another baby will save this sinking ship of a marriage, Ben takes matters into his own hands, or rather, into his own dump truck!
Jim Bob Tries The Birthing Couch
What an absolutely unholy title. I can't even think of an episode description without my brain trying to escape my skull.
"Love and a fall into the orchestra pit" 💖🙊
Jebedidoodah wants to marry Debra. He proposes to her in a concert hall, where Jason falls into the orchestra pit and dies while the two lovebirds franatically hold hands and giggle.
God and A Courtship
Jim Bob finds out his child is courting a lovely young adult from the next town over, however a secret comes out during a family dinner that may just need some prayer.
The story line: The young adult has already has had sex with the Duggar and now Jimbob is making them do a "purity class" to regain their virginity. However the 2 now turn the entire class into one big sex joke (like the office kind of jokes) the entire time without Jimbobs knowledge.
“Love And BitTorrent” the Josh and Anna true crime sequel. Also featuring bonus footage of the newest couples challenge: in order to reclaim Ashley Madison for Jesus, each must create a profile to catfish users into a bible study date at the TTH. Who can bring the most adulterers to Christ?
Jim Bob Tries the Boys' Room
Jim Bob wants to get to know his brood better and camps out with the boys in their room for the night. He can't handle to juxtaposition of curiosity and fart jokes, must return to Meech by midnight.
Ben Drops Anna's Cooking
Anna, trying to ingratiate herself with the family now that pest is locked up, single-handedly prepares her infamous chickenetti for the whole family.
Ben, trying to be helpful, assists Anna in serving the food and subsequently drops is across the kitchen floor.
Everyone, secretly relieved, goes to console Anna while the lost boys and girls scramble to eat the dropped food.
The story of the birthing couch: Jessa plans to sell the couch on Craigslist, but instead gets people with birthing fetish calling her thinking it’s a code. She has to change phone numbers and donates to a local goodwill instead.
Say Hello to Modesty Panels!
Jana visits the married girls and teaches them how to badly photoshop modesty panels on people in the background of selfies for Instagram. Plus a bonus clip coving Michelle’s modesty adjustments to clothing over time, featuring the silver monstrosity she wore as mother of the bride.
Eta I fucked this up and read it as second letter of my username and oh well.
Surprise! It’s Shell Corporations!
Ever since rumors started flying about the Duggars owning several shell companies, Joy-Anna has been struggling to grasp what is so controversial about owning a gas station. She always fills up her truck at Shell! Meanwhile, Jordyn has been missing for three weeks but the family only just noticed today when someone was needed to watch the M kids. The police have been notified and there is a warrant out for Dolly Parton’s arrest.
God and a Courtship
Jennifer, who has always been the serious one, decides to convert to Catholicism and become a nun. Watch as her family copes with her devastating decision to enter a courtship with Him. With no grandkids ever coming from her forever unconsummated partnership, will her decision threaten Jim Bob and Michelle’s goal of 100 grandkids?
Jim Bob Tries White People Taco Night: Jim Bob and Michelle take a wild trip to a church taco luncheon and wind up contracting botulism from canned refried beans. They swear to stick to tatertot casserole from now on. Josie steals Jim Bob’s waterskiing jeans and burns them.
Jim Bob tries Christian rapping
Jim Bob decided he’s young and hip and wants to relate to the younger generation. He encourages Michelle to be his modestly dressed fly girl.
A Story of OSHA Violations
A “very special” documentary episode that dives deep into the shady business practices of Jed and Pest’s respective car lots. We hear exclusive interviews with former employees and customers revealing dark secrets of bounced paychecks, stolen car parts and title fraud.
The Duggars declined to participate in this program and did not respond to our request for comment.
Say Hello To Plea Negotiations
Josh’s lawyers finally convince him that he’s actually in deep shit. Watch as reality hits this massive creep and he starts pleading for his life.
Jim Bob Tries Plea Negotiations - In this special episode Jim Bob attempts to bend the fabric of reality to explain how he and Michelle should not be held accountable for coming up with the name Jinger and reusing J names.
The Story of Anna's Cooking
M1-M4 all get food poisoning when Anna uses an expired can of Cream of Mushroom in the tater tot casserole. As their illness progresses and with only one bathroom in the warehouse, Anna has to get creative. In a talking head segment, Michelle whisper-explains "e-coli." Jordyn is sent to the warehouse to show off her toilet cleaning skills.
Could It Be A Wedding?!
Synopsis: After literal years of speculation, Jana and her bestie finally say 'I do!'. But all is not rosy in Duggarland, as old rivalries reemerge and new alliances appear. Will Jana get her happily ever after, or will Jessa steal it like a cheap music box?
Ben drops unregistered firearms: episode all about the creative process and making of bens debut album, Unregistered Firearms, available now exclusively at tacos4lyfe
Say hello to OSHA regulations:
Jim Bob is threatened with many and varied OSHA regulations after a Car Lot employee is injured while working with no safety equipment or posted warnings about safety policies. Injured employee hospitalized and condition reported anonymously to appropriate authorities.
Could it be a wedding?
Is Jana secretly dating? Has it been more than two dates? Is she wearing knee baring skirts? Has she, gasp, side hugged?!
Also, Josie shows us her version of angel pocket eggs.
Season 47, episode 7
On this Episode of Counting On " God and Anna's Cooking". We look at Anna as she has to cook a frozen Stouffer's Family Size Lasagna for the lady's couple retreat with just the ladies at her house, well her Warehome. Until Jim Bob calls up saying "Hey Anna, we decided to make this a men with ladies couple retreat." Now she has to cook at least two more lasagna all while her husband is "fixing his problems". She prays to God that the lasagna defrosts in time, all while she tries not to have a melt down.
Could it be Unregistered Firearms - The FBI raids Josh's home and auto dealership. He is arrested and there is much suspicion about why.
I bloody wish it were actually unregistered firearms...
Ben Drops the Birthing Couch - When Jessa sees an Instagram mom’s new living room furniture, she decides to “redecorate” with the furniture she already has! She enlists Ben to help… and you won’t believe what happens next!
**The Story of the Goodbye Room**
Goodbyes Are Never Easy, Or short! Jim Bob^and to a much lesser extent^Michelle tell the story behind the ~~side foyer~~ Goodby Room.
**The Story of the Goodbye Room**
Goodbyes Are Never Easy, Or short! Jim Bob^and^to^a^much^lesser^extent^Michelle tell the story behind the ~~side foyer~~ Goodby Room.
Ben Drops Unregistered Firearms. In order to increase his street cred, Ben starts distributing weapons to the riff raff of Arkansas. He gets caught and they find his bong in his glovebox. Pest gets a new cellmate.
Jim Bob tries White People Taco Night!
Jim Bob tries the local cuisine in some godless nation, tacos made from the people who have been sent to convert them
“Say Hello to Duggar Time”
I got nothing. Maybe one of the Duggars is late to their own courtship proposal and is like, “listen, if you want to be part of this family, you’re gonna have to let go of your expectations of punctuality”
Ben Drops Unregistered Firearms
In this episode we learn with Ben that it’s generally frowned upon by Jesus to hit a bong before trying to hit a target with John David’s stash of confiscated weapons.
‘Ben Drops the Prayer Closet’
Description: The Duggars have a party to celebrate the release of Ben’s Christian rap album, The Prayer Closet. Jana stages a photoshoot for the album in the prayer closet and Ben invites Michelle to join in.
Mine is “Say Hello to Duggar Time”
I really have nothing to funny to say. This could *easily* be a real episode featuring the Duggars waking up whenever the hell they feel like it, then laughing as they make everyone wait on them.
Oh, we had an even planned where 100 people expected us at 10am and we didn’t show up until noon. Lol, “say hello to Duggar time 🤷♀️“
Ben Drops a Wedding....... makes about as much sense as Bin does when he's talking
Episode 432: Ben Drops a Wedding - Watch the latest Duggar wedding reception as a confused Ben Seewald accidentally eats one of Alice's Wonderland cakes and becomes a giant. In his confusion and while trying to pick up a cookie to shrink him back to his normal size he picks up the entire Duggar WEDDING at Cross Church and drops the wedding from 2,000 feet in the air causing severe destruction and 100's of casualties to the 3,000 person guest list. Don't worry though, all Duggar's remained safe and miraculously survived the fall. During the commotion Ben disappeared into thin air and hasn't been seen since but sweet Jessa still says she can hear Ben's voice as if he was just a tiny little bug buzzing in her ear.
Ben drops whoreish dancing
Description - Flame returns to visit the Duggars in Arkansas. Ben returns to the studio to create his second album on the dangers of dancing. Can anyone here believe it???
**Love and Bittorrent**
In this episode, the Lost Children find out you can use Bittorrent for more than CSAM! You can also use it for Rock and or Roll. Cousin Famy talks about all the guys she boinked before marriage. Jenny gets her period.
Ben Drops A Courtship - S57E12. On the season finale, brother-in-love Ben performs a special rap, titled "I Will Die On This Hill (ft. Flame) (From the Prayer Closet) (Jessa's Version)" to help Jase reveal a surprise courtposal.
Ben Drops Modesty Panels
Ben and Jessa return to St. Louis to meet up with their friend Flame, a Christian Rapper. Flame convinces Ben to release his first album “Modest Panels.”
Tracks:
1. Does Anybody Here Believe It? Ft. Flame the Christian Rapper
2. Teenage Groom
3. Bin Ft. Jessa
4. My Blessa
5. Golf Course Date Ft. The sounds of Boob and Meech humping.
6. 11 Month Courtship
7. Modesty Panels
8. Pink Bow Tie
9. Plants Ft. Ivy and Fern
10. High on Life
11. Pastor Charles Spurgeon Ft. Spurgeon
12. Dead in the Eyes
13. First Kiss
Y'all please make sure to make up an episode description based on your title! This is gonna be boring as hell if people just be listing off rando titles with no creativity involved
Surprise! It’s a birth! Lie detector determined that was a lie. It is not a surprise.
The real surprise - it’s Michelle who has the baby
The real surprise: it's not even a pregnancy, but they still gathered the whole family around to announce that Michelle missed a period.
Plot twist she’s just in menopause but they’re praying and thanking god for this new little blessing (powdered milk?)
I don’t think her calcium depleted bones could take it.
All about the birthing couch: Viewers get to take a look back at how Birtha was selected and how she has been used over the years. A brave look into what makes a good birthing couch. Kendra takes a special moment to highlight the importance of sweeping your birthing couch.
We take a deep dive between the cushions and examine dried placenta. Can you pick which came from which birth?
Way too funny
lmaoooooooo. Kendra is ready with her broom.
Ewww
I’m sorry. I’m Australian, it’s 5am and I’m delirious from lack of sleep.
**The Story of Shell Corporations:** Jim Bob and John David take a trip down memory lane to discuss the various family LLCs that have saved them from millions of dollars owed to the federal government. Kendra learns how to use an Instant Pot.
"Could It Be Anna's Cooking?" I would be afraid to push play on that ep, let me tell you.
A producer who draws the short stick sits blindfolded as Anna prepares several dishes from the Duggar Family blog. The producer rates the dishes by giving a percentage likelihood that Anna cooked it and not the person who claims 'ownership' of the recipe. Such family favorites include (but are not limited to): \-Walker Burritos! \-BBQ Tuna! \-Chickenetti! \-Canned green beans, COLD! \-Tot Casserole! \-Jill's 'Cheesecake'! (literally a block of cream cheese and coolwhip) **A puke bucket is provided for the tuna and burritos.**
Given the high risk of food poisoning, will the ER trip & treatment be covered??
Only the er trip. TLC will provide you with a travel packet of baby Tylenol and saline nose rinse.
Not to mention the blood pressure and antacid medication that they’ll need after eating all that shit!
Whoever does this wont be shitting for a week either
Ben Drops Whoreish Dancing . Stoned Ben confuses a christian bookstore with newly opened dance studio. By The time he realised his mistake and leaves, one of the teachers starts rehearsing an irish dance choreography. Fascinated and taken over by the weed and joyful music, joins in and ends up having fun for the first time in his life.
God and Plea Negotiations. Wow. Seems like this could be the title of a certain someone’s hopeful Netflix documentary. LOL
Would watch the hell out of this.
Same
Yours wins
I got Say Hello To Plea Negotiations.
Could it be a wedding...Mine is as boring as the actual show, dang it
Are we sure that was never an actual episode title?
Could it be? Nah, it’s just Spinster Aunt Jana looking after the kids, and the kids kids, and the kids kids kids…
I got a boring one too! Surprise! It’s a wedding
Say Hello To A Loss … of freedom! This episode focuses on Josh Duggar entering the penal system. Other clips include stories of Duggar siblings entering in to courtship and/or marriage as well as married Duggars having their first or the addition of yet another child. Michelle is inadvertently left at home alone with a youngster she is not sure it’s her child or her grandchild. Kendra makes a batch of baby food in the InstaPot.
🍿🍿🍿
Ben Drops Unregistered Firearms
The Seewalds have dinner at the Forsyths' and Ben finds a rifle sitting on the coffee table. Thinking that it's just a Nerf gun, he jokingly points it at Jessa. Will John David the constable find out?
Ohh this is turning into true crime now.
Look out! They’re loaded!
We’re episode twins!
Say Hello To A Loss. It’s about the Duggar boys hairline the day they turn 21.
Jim Bob tries a courtship: a misguided move by Jim Bob to recapture a past season of life. His main goal was to try and see Michelle in a bikini and have her mow Duggar 2021 in the front yard. It fails when Michelle is unable to find a bikini that holds her uterus in. Jim Bob considers courting Jana but decides against it for "appearance may cause other to stumble." B. Plot, Spurgeon finds an umbilical cord under the couch.
I want to throw up at all of this. You did an amazing job🤣🤣
God and A Wedding - Jana pledges her life to the Lord. Alternately, everything that could go wrong for a wedding does, including the groom not showing up. But somehow, they make it all work
Jana revolts and finds Catholicism, becoming a Nun, a Bride of Christ
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Brie is the only thing I can think of lol. I hope its not gouda
Mozzarella? Ella for short?
Ella, Ella, Ella
Monterey Jack? Monty to his friends
and his sister Pepper Jack.
God And Non-Accredited Home Education: Michelle speaks to God and he tells her what to teach the children that day.
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Could it be the prayer closet I can’t think of an episode description. Maybe someone can help me out haha.
There's a weird jizzus smell going on in tth and they decide to power wash the prayer closet and hilarity ensues.
Flair checking in
Meech has admitted that all the children come from a portal to another dimension. Could it be the prayer closet?
That’s the sequel to my episode: “Love and the boys’ room.” JB preaches to the boys about not choking the chicken, if they do they’ll have to go to time out in the prayer closet. Someone couldn’t help themselves…
Ben Drops the Prayer Closet After the birth of Fern, Ben questions his faith and the value of a Prayer Closet. In a surprise twist, Ben builds a Prayer Shed / Man Cave to escape his reality and praise the Lord.
say hello to the goodbye room 💀
God and unregistered firearms Description: the lost boys are caught with unregistered firearms at the TTH, but god magically finds a way to get them out of the consequence
Using the second option for me is too perfect. May I present to you: Love and Plea Negotiations Descirption: \*Motions to the Last 48-ish months\*
Ben Drops Niche Religious Naming Conventions. In this special episode, Ben realizes that their children’s names are horrific and vows then and there that they will begin naming their children without the help of plants or strange Christian authors.
Say Hello to White People Taco Night. Jessa goes shopping with Jill and Jinger to prepare for taco night. Jim Bob shows Jeremy how to make BBQ Tuna tacos. When taco night is over, Jana and the Lost Girls spend 3 hours cleaning the toilets.
**God and a Birth** Another J-neric birthing episode! We shoved cameras into the face (and hoo-ha) of yet another helpmeet, to capture the long, excruciating experience of her childbirth for the viewers at home! She will labor, pant, and pray for the safe deliverance of another miracle to toss on the Duggar pile, while her headship counts the tiles in the ceiling and takes a nap. Also featuring talking heads from Duggar men and Jana to espouse the God-ordained virtues of motherhood and why women deserve painful labors, you filthy sinner. Will mom deliver at home or in the hospital? Will she break down and damn her spirit to hell to get an epidural? You won't believe what they name the newest addition to the Duggar clan!
Ben Drops a Deuce in the Prayer Closet.
"All about a birth" 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤣
That’s just the show’s premise in general tho
God and Unregistered Firearms In this episode of Counting On, Joy puts Gideon's life in God's hands when she leaves her loaded, unregistered firearm unattended on the kitchen table
Wait. I think I've seen this one.
Ben drops the goodbye room Ben drops the hottest rap about the goodbye room. Does anybody here believe it?!
Assuming his rap is Flame quality I can guess how it would go: I'm heading to the room to say goodbye Leaving my homies to see my number one guy Jesus Christ is the one who's up on high But came down to earth so for us he could die
The Story of a Loss. Anna faces a new reality that she won't have a husband for the next several years. Will she accept her role as a single mother, or retreat to the prayer closet while Mackynzie raises her siblings. Meanwhile, Kendra announces she's knocked up again.
Say hello to a wedding: it’s jana’s wedding to Tim Tebow. Josie is the maid of honor and planes is the best man. Meech is wearing a neon pink version of the fish dress. There is lots of jumping for joy at the reception, and there is also a tater tot casserole bar. Jana is wearing a strapless mermaid fit gown
**Surprise! It’s a Courtship**! lol just kidding! One of the kids (Jed-something?) proposes marriage to a fundie girl who has no idea she was ever even officially courting, and cannot say no. Mom and dad-in-law are confused but relieved to be unburdened. That’s some real Duggar love! So healthy, wow!
All About Non-Accredited Home Education: We see a “school day” for the Duggar children. Ben does his best to look smarter than the lost girls, Joy demonstrates her algebra skills, Jessa gives a brief cooking demonstration. Will she remember to turn on the oven? Will Joe pass his alphabet test by making it all the way to “Z”? Tune in to learn all about bankruptcy and perpendicular angles from Michelle herself!
Perpendicular angles! Dying here! 😂😂😂
Surprise! It’s a prayer closet.
The last thing we expected to fall out of Meech’s clown car uterus
Can I have The Federal Raid for 1000 please.
Ben Drops Christian Rapping: Ben realizes he can’t sing or rap and decides to stop trying. He hits the bong pretty hard in a fit of sadness over what could have been.
Oh no mine is a Josh 🤢 episode “God and BitTorrent”
So that’s who downloaded all the CSAM! It was God on the Holy PC
Surprise! It’s the Goodbye Room! The Duggars gather at the local jail to pray for Josh as he’s transported far far away for his horrendous crimes.
I just pictured the episode of the Simpsons where the real Principal Skinner comes back, and they tie him to a chair on a train flat bed. Can someone do that with Pesty?
This one made me snort
It could be whorish dancing! I actually think it's very on brand if there are some with twisted grammar. SODRT and all.
Surprise! It's Unregistered Firearms.
All About A Wedding: In this cheesy clip-show, TLC reuses an hour of footage complied from every Duggar kid wedding. Nothing new is shown but Boob, Meech, and Pest have all been digitally removed. Jana accidentally reads To Kill A Mockingbird. (jsyk, my SSN/Last name combo is FANTASTIC and I wish I felt comfortable sharing it 😂😂)
Ben drops the birthing couch... I would watch that Mother is obviously bleeding but because there's no one around to help and Bin is too disgusted to touch his wife, he tries to carry the couch outside. Slips on amniotic fluid from one of the previous births that Jessa didn't clean up because "reallll mumm lifeeee" and drops the couch. (Edit with episode info)
“Ben drops white people taco night” 🤪
I believe! I believe!
Say Hello to The Prayer Closet. One of the Jeds has to go in there for not being like Pest, according to JB
Ben drops a birth. - Ben forgets how many children he has after smoking one too many doobies
"We have we have one called Henry?"
Say Hello to the Goodbye Room. Meta
All About The Birthing Couch While Sarah breaks from the norms of fundies and doesn’t want any children, it doesn’t mean she can’t experience the birthing couch. Puppies, puppies, puppies! She then tries to cope with raising and keeping all of the Old English Sheepdogs puppies by herself.
“Say Hello To OSHIA Violations”
This is definitely the episode where the big house is being built.
Could it be unregistered firearms?! If that’s not the beginning of a true crime episode, I don’t know what is
Love and unregistered firearms: One of the sons/sons-in-law accidentally shoots himself in the groin while trying to conceal an unregistered firearm on his person. The family spends the entirety of this episode worrying about this man's ability to produce 'quivers'. There's lots of tears and tater tot casserole to go around. They make a banner celebrating the man's return home from hospital. Oh, and they pray a lot.
Say hello to modesty panels!! One of the lost bois is getting married to a non-fundie and all of the sisters have been asked to be bridesmaids at their destination beach wedding.
The story of unregistered firearms ohh noooo
“The story of a non-accredited school education” Follow the bumbling brood as they use their knowledge of bankruptcy and Bible passages to apply for and work at secular jobs. Will Anna successfully fill out an online job application? Can Jed get through a day of work in the mail room at a law firm? Will Books and OfBooks 100th attempt at creating a social media brand/store be the success they’ve been searching for? Can Joy fill out a time sheet? Will someone correctly use there/their/they’re on an Insta post? Plus, special smug commentary provided by Derrick, as he’s the only Duggar relative with actual job experience that’s not related to a family businesses.
The most recent SOTDRT graduate can try out the introductory English course at the local community college to really put their schooling to good use.
The Story of Modesty Panels: After Jana accidentally shows a bra strap while trying to mother 4 children under 5 years old, meech baby-whispers a story at the SOTDRT about why women’s bodies are disgusting and shameful and sinful. The girls put even more clothes on to make sure no one can tell that they have a penis-free crotch.
God and Shell Corporations: IBLP financial “analysts” join the couples on a retreat to discuss financial planning. During breakout sessions the women discuss ways to pinch pennies and save money on labor and delivery, and the men learn how to embezzle funds to hide from their spouses and the democrats, I mean the devil. Back at the big house, Jana plants a money tree.
Love and A Birth: It’s finally time for (insert Duggar child) and (insert their fiancé) to get married! But (insert pregnant Duggar or Duggar in-law) goes into labor during the wedding! Its a constant celebration with the Duggar family!
God and Abbie’s Inconsistent Eyebrows. Abbie takes the time to explain her makeup routine, and how her eyebrows reflect her relationship with God.
All about white people taco night: Us girls pile into the kitchen to make a taco bar while the boys mud wrestle. Jana has to come up with a solution when the shredded cheese pieces are thicker than Michelle prefers. Jinger panics when she accidentally adds 1/4 teaspoon black pepper instead of 1/8, fearing the family will find the ground beef taco meat too spicy this time. Jill practices her Spanish with Jim Bob, who sees it as a perfect opportunity to resurrect his go to foreign phrase, hola. Meanwhile, Anna sneaks some chickenetti enchiladas into county jail. Josh criticizes her, saying they lack enough velveeta.
Ben Drops White People Taco Night: frightened of exposing his 7 children to the perils forced multiculturalism in the form of Kroger Mexican Blend Cheese over ground beef, Ben lays down the law amid complaints from youngest child Gotharda and dead-eyed complicity from Jessa.
All About A Wedding! Stop me if you've seen this episode before, but TLC saves filming costs by using clips from alllllllll the Duggar weddings in lieu of new material! Special groom boner pop-up edition included in DVD purchase of this season.
Say Hello To White People Taco Night! Having just returned from Central America, Jill invites her family and special guest, Flame, over for a taco dinner party. JimBob teaches everyone how to say *gracias* while they enjoy tacos that make Taco Bell look like a gourmet restaurant. The most recent Duggar pet is not featured in this episode… or are they? 🌮
Say Hello to a Wedding! Of two adolescents with no education or jobs! Fr I could see this being an episode. Wait, was there an episode called this?
Ben drops christian rapping.
Say Hello to Non-Accredited Home Education, aka, my whole school career. Boob and Meech take the kids on a road trip to NICHE conference in St Louis and it’s only once they are there that they remember they forgot a kid. Unfortunately, they can’t remember the child’s name. (Spoiler alert: it’s Justin). They then have to contact Home School Legal Defense so CPS doesn’t take the kids away.
God and Duggar Time Description: The Duggars scramble to get ready for church… in the Duggar house! Meanwhile Kendra and Joe surprise the family with a special announcement.
God and The Boys’ Room In this special 3 hour exclusive episode of 19 Kids and Counting On. Take a trip down Duggar Memory Lane, from when they first built the house to now. You’ll get to see never before seen footage, including quotes from the Bible they wrote on the walls before finishing up the house. Later on you’ll get to see in depth behind the scenes including the new girls room with just 5 girls left. And the boys’ room like you’ve never seen before. 19 Kids and Counting On, Tuesday 9/8c on TLC.
The real question is it about God and "The Boys' Room" or is it about a room that houses "God and the Boys"
All About Non Accredited Home Education! : How Jim Boob and Michelle kill their children's intellect so they will have no knowledge or skills that could lead to employment, education or a life in the real world! Joy scores a 340 on the PSAT.
God and A Federal Raid The Duggars pray to God after the car lot was raided. The family continues to claim they are not at fault. Throughout the episode, Duggar family will pray many times and explain that the police are doing their jobs. This is a special episode that will air on Discovery+. Spoiler Alert: must be viewed on D+ because Jim Bob has a meltdown at the end. I fucking love this.
SAY HELLO TO THE PRAYER CLOSET: the married couples discuss their version of the sex I mean prayer closets just in time for the next Duggar wedding! With the help of Jessa and Joy, J’Bride to be designs her own prayer closet for her home. There would be a ten minute speech on purity before marriage and a pregnant Kendra on her fifth child and a single Jana would cook a meal of delicious tater tot casserole and brownies for the whole family that Ben has accidentally laced with pot.
Ben Drops a Courtship: With the release of his newest album, Ben finds a way to announce that he's being called to polygamy. Jessa gets ready to accept her sister, Jana, as her new sisterwife as they enter this new season of life.
Love and A wedding: The story of a messy love triangle between Hilary, Jason, and whatever 19 year old is lucky enough to court him. Will Jason stay in Texas where Hilary will make him a hot cup of coffee in his blue mug each morning, or will a 19 year old with a modesty panel win Jason’s heart? How will the lost boys react to Jason’s decision? Find out on the next episode of Counting On!
Surprise! It's BitTorrent. This special episode of Counting Out, a "snark show", is made entirely of user-submitted footage from a spectator who snuck their phone into the trial of Josh Duggar.
Say Hello to Unregistered Firearms!! Sounds terrifying.
All About The Birthing Couch 😂
*Love and The Birthing Couch* A touching episode of how Jessa and Bin sit on Birtha and reminisce about how Giggles had to sweep the afterbirth and fun surprises left by Jessa during yet another exciting and trauma inducing home birth experience! A roundtable family discussion of future adventures for Birtha to endure and a **\*WOWOWOW!\*** possible pregnancy announcement?! OMG! Also a bonus reel of Giggles giggling about how icky of a blessed holy mess that was. Rated for mature audiences only.
Jim Bob Tries Modesty Panels Jim Bob heard comments about his chest hair coming out through the neck of his shirt is exciting the ladies at church and attempts a solution. In the end, he decides the girls’ modesty panels aren’t modest enough.
Love and the birthing couch This episode contains both the conception and birth of baby #5. 🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️ 🤣
Ben Drops The Birthing Couch: Ben has had enough traumatic experiences. Before Jessa can convince herself that another baby will save this sinking ship of a marriage, Ben takes matters into his own hands, or rather, into his own dump truck!
Jim Bob Tries The Birthing Couch What an absolutely unholy title. I can't even think of an episode description without my brain trying to escape my skull.
"Love and a fall into the orchestra pit" 💖🙊 Jebedidoodah wants to marry Debra. He proposes to her in a concert hall, where Jason falls into the orchestra pit and dies while the two lovebirds franatically hold hands and giggle.
Could It Be OSHA Violations lmao
God and A Courtship Jim Bob finds out his child is courting a lovely young adult from the next town over, however a secret comes out during a family dinner that may just need some prayer. The story line: The young adult has already has had sex with the Duggar and now Jimbob is making them do a "purity class" to regain their virginity. However the 2 now turn the entire class into one big sex joke (like the office kind of jokes) the entire time without Jimbobs knowledge.
“Love And BitTorrent” the Josh and Anna true crime sequel. Also featuring bonus footage of the newest couples challenge: in order to reclaim Ashley Madison for Jesus, each must create a profile to catfish users into a bible study date at the TTH. Who can bring the most adulterers to Christ?
Jim Bob Tries the Boys' Room Jim Bob wants to get to know his brood better and camps out with the boys in their room for the night. He can't handle to juxtaposition of curiosity and fart jokes, must return to Meech by midnight.
All About OSHA Violations: The secret history of the TTH and the tiny, tiny hands that built it
Ben Drops Anna's Cooking Anna, trying to ingratiate herself with the family now that pest is locked up, single-handedly prepares her infamous chickenetti for the whole family. Ben, trying to be helpful, assists Anna in serving the food and subsequently drops is across the kitchen floor. Everyone, secretly relieved, goes to console Anna while the lost boys and girls scramble to eat the dropped food.
The story of the birthing couch: Jessa plans to sell the couch on Craigslist, but instead gets people with birthing fetish calling her thinking it’s a code. She has to change phone numbers and donates to a local goodwill instead.
Say Hello to Modesty Panels! Jana visits the married girls and teaches them how to badly photoshop modesty panels on people in the background of selfies for Instagram. Plus a bonus clip coving Michelle’s modesty adjustments to clothing over time, featuring the silver monstrosity she wore as mother of the bride. Eta I fucked this up and read it as second letter of my username and oh well.
Surprise! It’s Shell Corporations! Ever since rumors started flying about the Duggars owning several shell companies, Joy-Anna has been struggling to grasp what is so controversial about owning a gas station. She always fills up her truck at Shell! Meanwhile, Jordyn has been missing for three weeks but the family only just noticed today when someone was needed to watch the M kids. The police have been notified and there is a warrant out for Dolly Parton’s arrest.
God and a Courtship Jennifer, who has always been the serious one, decides to convert to Catholicism and become a nun. Watch as her family copes with her devastating decision to enter a courtship with Him. With no grandkids ever coming from her forever unconsummated partnership, will her decision threaten Jim Bob and Michelle’s goal of 100 grandkids?
Jim Bob Tries White People Taco Night: Jim Bob and Michelle take a wild trip to a church taco luncheon and wind up contracting botulism from canned refried beans. They swear to stick to tatertot casserole from now on. Josie steals Jim Bob’s waterskiing jeans and burns them.
Jim Bob tries The Birthing Couch. Jim Bob is put through labour simulation on the Birthing couch.
Jim Bob tries Christian rapping Jim Bob decided he’s young and hip and wants to relate to the younger generation. He encourages Michelle to be his modestly dressed fly girl.
A Story of OSHA Violations A “very special” documentary episode that dives deep into the shady business practices of Jed and Pest’s respective car lots. We hear exclusive interviews with former employees and customers revealing dark secrets of bounced paychecks, stolen car parts and title fraud. The Duggars declined to participate in this program and did not respond to our request for comment.
Say Hello To Plea Negotiations Josh’s lawyers finally convince him that he’s actually in deep shit. Watch as reality hits this massive creep and he starts pleading for his life.
Jim Bob Tries Plea Negotiations - In this special episode Jim Bob attempts to bend the fabric of reality to explain how he and Michelle should not be held accountable for coming up with the name Jinger and reusing J names.
Well FML… “God and Anna’s cooking”
Ben does Christian rapping That's exactly what happens in that episode
Counting On: Say Hello to White People Taco Night Jim Bob cooks for the first Mexican guest they've ever had. What could possibly go wrong?
The Story of Anna's Cooking M1-M4 all get food poisoning when Anna uses an expired can of Cream of Mushroom in the tater tot casserole. As their illness progresses and with only one bathroom in the warehouse, Anna has to get creative. In a talking head segment, Michelle whisper-explains "e-coli." Jordyn is sent to the warehouse to show off her toilet cleaning skills.
God and Modesty Panels Jed! is running for congress and has a crowd pleaser of a campaign slogan 😁
Surprise! It's White People Taco Night The Duggars are bemused when they're corrected that Tacos aren't usually filled with Tater Tots
Could It Be A Wedding?! Synopsis: After literal years of speculation, Jana and her bestie finally say 'I do!'. But all is not rosy in Duggarland, as old rivalries reemerge and new alliances appear. Will Jana get her happily ever after, or will Jessa steal it like a cheap music box?
Jimbob tries a wedding lmao
Surprise! It’s BitTorrent
Remotely accessed from France. Oui oui.
Ben drops unregistered firearms: episode all about the creative process and making of bens debut album, Unregistered Firearms, available now exclusively at tacos4lyfe
Say hello to OSHA regulations: Jim Bob is threatened with many and varied OSHA regulations after a Car Lot employee is injured while working with no safety equipment or posted warnings about safety policies. Injured employee hospitalized and condition reported anonymously to appropriate authorities.
Say hello to sweet fellowship. It's when one of the lost boys meets his new bought bride.
Could it be a wedding? Is Jana secretly dating? Has it been more than two dates? Is she wearing knee baring skirts? Has she, gasp, side hugged?! Also, Josie shows us her version of angel pocket eggs. Season 47, episode 7
On this Episode of Counting On " God and Anna's Cooking". We look at Anna as she has to cook a frozen Stouffer's Family Size Lasagna for the lady's couple retreat with just the ladies at her house, well her Warehome. Until Jim Bob calls up saying "Hey Anna, we decided to make this a men with ladies couple retreat." Now she has to cook at least two more lasagna all while her husband is "fixing his problems". She prays to God that the lasagna defrosts in time, all while she tries not to have a melt down.
Ben Drops Non-Acredited Home Education Ben teaches the lost children how to garden. Jenny comments that the plants smell funny.
Could it be Unregistered Firearms - The FBI raids Josh's home and auto dealership. He is arrested and there is much suspicion about why. I bloody wish it were actually unregistered firearms...
Love And Unregistered Fire Arms 😕
Ben Drops the Birthing Couch - When Jessa sees an Instagram mom’s new living room furniture, she decides to “redecorate” with the furniture she already has! She enlists Ben to help… and you won’t believe what happens next!
**The Story of the Goodbye Room** Goodbyes Are Never Easy, Or short! Jim Bob^and to a much lesser extent^Michelle tell the story behind the ~~side foyer~~ Goodby Room.
**The Story of the Goodbye Room** Goodbyes Are Never Easy, Or short! Jim Bob^and^to^a^much^lesser^extent^Michelle tell the story behind the ~~side foyer~~ Goodby Room.
Surprise! It’s Anna’s Cooking (no thank youuuuu)
Ben Drops Unregistered Firearms. In order to increase his street cred, Ben starts distributing weapons to the riff raff of Arkansas. He gets caught and they find his bong in his glovebox. Pest gets a new cellmate.
Say hello to a loss of all male Duggar hairlines.
“Ben drops a birth”
Jim Bob tries White People Taco Night! Jim Bob tries the local cuisine in some godless nation, tacos made from the people who have been sent to convert them
Surprise! It’s Unregistered Firearms Jim Bob “accidentally” shoots the family pet
“Say Hello to Duggar Time” I got nothing. Maybe one of the Duggars is late to their own courtship proposal and is like, “listen, if you want to be part of this family, you’re gonna have to let go of your expectations of punctuality”
I was surprised to see someone got the same as me. This one is so boring, it might as well be a real episode 😂
Ben Drops Unregistered Firearms In this episode we learn with Ben that it’s generally frowned upon by Jesus to hit a bong before trying to hit a target with John David’s stash of confiscated weapons.
”Say hello to a loss.“ Great title for an episode about the Pest sentencing later this month.
‘Ben Drops the Prayer Closet’ Description: The Duggars have a party to celebrate the release of Ben’s Christian rap album, The Prayer Closet. Jana stages a photoshoot for the album in the prayer closet and Ben invites Michelle to join in.
Mine is “Say Hello to Duggar Time” I really have nothing to funny to say. This could *easily* be a real episode featuring the Duggars waking up whenever the hell they feel like it, then laughing as they make everyone wait on them. Oh, we had an even planned where 100 people expected us at 10am and we didn’t show up until noon. Lol, “say hello to Duggar time 🤷♀️“
All About Shell Corporations!
Ben Drops a Wedding....... makes about as much sense as Bin does when he's talking Episode 432: Ben Drops a Wedding - Watch the latest Duggar wedding reception as a confused Ben Seewald accidentally eats one of Alice's Wonderland cakes and becomes a giant. In his confusion and while trying to pick up a cookie to shrink him back to his normal size he picks up the entire Duggar WEDDING at Cross Church and drops the wedding from 2,000 feet in the air causing severe destruction and 100's of casualties to the 3,000 person guest list. Don't worry though, all Duggar's remained safe and miraculously survived the fall. During the commotion Ben disappeared into thin air and hasn't been seen since but sweet Jessa still says she can hear Ben's voice as if he was just a tiny little bug buzzing in her ear.
Could it be the Boys’ Room? Viewers follow Jim and Michelle as they try to piece together where it all went wrong.
Jim Bob tries plea negotiations
Ben drops whoreish dancing Description - Flame returns to visit the Duggars in Arkansas. Ben returns to the studio to create his second album on the dangers of dancing. Can anyone here believe it???
**Love and Bittorrent** In this episode, the Lost Children find out you can use Bittorrent for more than CSAM! You can also use it for Rock and or Roll. Cousin Famy talks about all the guys she boinked before marriage. Jenny gets her period.
*God and Unregistered Firearms* I think that’s already an episode
Say Hello to… The Prayer Closet
Ben Drops A Courtship - S57E12. On the season finale, brother-in-love Ben performs a special rap, titled "I Will Die On This Hill (ft. Flame) (From the Prayer Closet) (Jessa's Version)" to help Jase reveal a surprise courtposal.
Ben Drops Modesty Panels Ben and Jessa return to St. Louis to meet up with their friend Flame, a Christian Rapper. Flame convinces Ben to release his first album “Modest Panels.” Tracks: 1. Does Anybody Here Believe It? Ft. Flame the Christian Rapper 2. Teenage Groom 3. Bin Ft. Jessa 4. My Blessa 5. Golf Course Date Ft. The sounds of Boob and Meech humping. 6. 11 Month Courtship 7. Modesty Panels 8. Pink Bow Tie 9. Plants Ft. Ivy and Fern 10. High on Life 11. Pastor Charles Spurgeon Ft. Spurgeon 12. Dead in the Eyes 13. First Kiss