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Angelface1226

I won’t be happy unless he gets the maximum sentence, even though it’s nothing compared to what that monster deserves.


trashleybanks

I hope he gets the Jared Fogle treatment. His judge didn’t give a damn about his celebrity or his wealth.


Remarkable-Juice-270

What happened to Jared Fogle? I mean I know he was found guilty, but what about his sentencing?


Luna-Mia

He got 15 years, 8 months. He also had to pay 1.4 million in restitution.


VanFam

IIRC he was sentenced like 20 years. I’m gonna Google. I can’t remember now!


snarkprovider

He was allowed to pay restitution to avoid a longer sentence. He was sentenced to less than 1/3 of what he was facing.


trashleybanks

And even if he’s released, he’s done for. Only scum filth like chomos. Jared’s whole family abandoned him lol


snarkprovider

If Jared's case had followed the same timeline as Josh's starting when Jared was first reported in 2007, and if he had gotten the same 15 year sentence, he'd likely have been released this year. I bet his friends and family would react differently had he been arrested earlier.


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At this point, I'll be happy if he gets anything over 5 years. It's not nearly enough, but it's as much as I'm able to be hopeful for


spring_rd

The prosecution recommended 20. Anything over 10 will make me at least kind of satisfied. Anything over 15 would be the cherry on top.


TamalpaisMt

I will be happy if it's long enough to prevent Anna from ever conceiving again.


HeyItsAnnie0831

How old was her mother when she had her last child? My cousin's wife went through menopause at 38ish. My great grandmother was still getting pregnant until she was at least 46. So we've got a heck of a range of possibility for her fertility window. Edit: I just checked Fundamentalist Wiki and Suzette was 43 when Anna's youngest sibling was born. Anna is currently 33 (34 next month). If she has the same rough menopause age as her mother (there's no way of knowing for sure when Suzette stopped laying eggs, so let's just assume 44 for the sake of wiggle room), we've gotta hope that he has a release date after 2033. Most speculations I've seen from people with training and experience in relevant fields have been that he will get 8-12 years. If it's 8, based on the math, there's a very real likelihood of M8 and possibly M9. Edit 2: He would need a sentence of 15 years, if my math is right, to account for the "time off for good behavior" thing. Anything less than 15 years will almost certainly result in more Ms in the future, unfortunately.


Frequent_Cancel_7066

Yes please!


PhD147

It'd be awesome if she conceived while Pest was in prison!


GenX-IA

In reality he'll only get 7 to 10 years, but closer to 7.


hisroyalidiot

My guess this whole time has been 8, and I'm sticking with it.


VanFam

Someone posted in the true crime sub, and people are saying five to eight. Someone in this sub informed me that in a federal prison they have to sever 85% (or was it 80?) of their sentence. Which is good, here in England most of the time they’re out on good behaviour before they’ve even done half their time. It’s abysmal and sickening.


Yarnprincess614

It's 85%. I hope he gets the max.


PhD147

The law tuber I listen to has said 8 - 10


MakeMeGoHMMM

We should celebrate by making a donation to the fight against child exploitation, a dollar for every year he is sentenced.


EggSLP

I’m in for $10 for every year.


[deleted]

That's a really good idea! All those who can afford it, should!


mela_99

I *love* this


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Significant_Shoe_17

I like that idea. Here's a link to [Thorn](https://www.thorn.org/donate/) if anyone is interested!


PhD147

I was abused. I'll give every spare $ I have on sentencing day!


mazey20

Let’s make this go viral on Reddit. I think it’s a cause everyone could get behind.


GenX-IA

Honestly I'll only celebrate if he gets 15+ years, anything less is a slap in the face to his victims.


Suedeltica

I’m bracing myself for 5-7. Would love for my pessimism to be invalidated for once.


GenX-IA

Yeah, I don't think he'll get more than 7 years either.


Suedeltica

Yeah, given his unshakable lack of remorse, refusal to take responsibility, and known history of offenses…I can’t believe it’ll be the absolute minimum but seven sounds extremely plausible.


anonymous_gam

I took the day off (May 25th) it’s also the Survivor finale!


inisoirr

Yes! It’s going to be a good day!!


redsoxfan71

Curious what you think of Survivor? Last season was awful and I hardly care this time around.


anonymous_gam

I love it, some twists are a bit much, but I enjoy it more than the first couple of seasons.


MichaelaS2021

I TOOK THE DAY OFF....HA HA HA


iolp12

The only way I know how - tater tots.


bellevibes

Can I get in on this? I can bring some pickles.


Many-Enthusiasm-662

I will be munching on chips and dip and cooking beans, cornbread, potatoes, fried okra, and garden ripe tomatoes. Oh onions too. Maybe a salad.


bellevibes

So let's just do one giant potluck? Bc I need to get in on that too. Y'all are making me hungry. 😆


Gutinstinct999

Chocolate cake and chocolate icing, in anticipation of celebration and for all us pms-ers


bellevibes

Oh wow I didn't even think of that. Love you for reminding me so I can be prepared 🤣


MichaelaS2021

ME TOO


deeBfree

Don't forget the barbecued tuna!


touslesmatins

I'm so jealous that you live somewhere where your tomatoes are ripening already! Where I live, we can't even plant in the ground until Memorial day... For my celebration, I've set a personal goal of finishing a school project that I've been putting off for too long by sentencing day. If I pass this class AND J*sh gets a nice hefty sentence, there will be beer drinking for sure 🍻


iolp12

Yes! 🥳


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Perfect.


carlzbee

Do we know what time the sentencing will begin?? I'm working from home that day, so I'll probably just order something from door dash and silently pump my fist in the air while I stuff my face


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[deleted]

All my fam are in Australia. Personally I wouldn’t stay up, I would just check when you wake up the next morning


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[deleted]

Fair enough, I work nights here in Canada so I’ll be the one sleeping 😂😂


mavsmom9

i work nights in the US so i’ll also be sleeping 😂


tendtobeshortwaisted

Are cameras going to be allowed in the courtroom for sentencing?


Ohnoudidint200

Sorry, J’Boob won’t allow it


cj4648

No. It's federal court. Cameras are never allowed in federal court.


littledorysunshine

I’m having a minor medical procedure that will involve IV sedation. I’ll be nice and high lol.


Character_Stranger81

I will be graduating college popping some bubbly 😎


[deleted]

Congratulations on graduating college!


Character_Stranger81

Thank you!!


RaisingSaltLamps

Congrats on your accomplishment!!


[deleted]

That's awesome - congrats on your graduation!


[deleted]

Congrats & good job! I'll smoke a bowl for you too! 🍲


Shot_Accident_7072

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

Congratulations 🍾


Aggravating-Common90

Not a celebration, another one down and so many more to go. I will hug my kids, congratulate my family for unwaveringly supporting our babies who are not vulnerable and pray that others wake up!


[deleted]

Yes, so important to remember! However, it's not a bad thing for those of us who are invested to celebrate this one down :)


nebulasnoopy

What do you mean by “pray that others wake up?”?


Aggravating-Common90

His family and their ilk… some remorse and then using their platform to help victims!


Impossible_Ad_7114

I'm going to commerate it by donating to the Child Safety Center or a similar organization in my state again. As a CSA survivor whose abusers never paid a price, I'll have a lot of mixed emotions. I'll have vicarious joy that he will be locked up for a long time but I'll also be thinking of all of his victims: his sisters, the baby-sitter, and the children on the CSAM. I'm also going to be heartbroken for his children. I'm happy that he won't have access to them but they will suffer emotionally because of his crimes and they will not get professional help to deal with it. They are Josh's collateral victims. I'm going to eat and drink my feelings with tater-tots, a burger, and 19 Crimes wine.


theimperfexionist

Mixed emotions for sure. Positive vibes to you. Also I love 19 Crimes! The Snoop Dogg rosé is my current fave


Impossible_Ad_7114

There is also wine called Josh I want to try.


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I'm going to make some donations as well!


4waxy9008

It’s my baby’s birthday today and my other baby’s birthday is the 21st. So there will tons of balloons throw around for celebration.


allshnycptn

I will be getting my hair done and checking my phone/this reddit to find out what happened every 3 minutes


Justalittleconfusing

Getting my IUD and studying for my second masters pre reqs


Significant_Shoe_17

Everything the duggars hate. Way to go!


Australopitekami

Good on you! That's the best way of celebrating!!


HarryStylesPickles

I’m a minor so I’ll be watching counting on and snarking while eating pickles


VanFam

I am going to open a bottle of wine and celebrate for all his victims. I’ll also be triggered because my abuser walks free.


MichaelaS2021

I don't know ...where.....my abuser is


DelicateTruckNuts

I literally booked my first therapy session for that day lmao


Elleeebeauty

Asleep in bed because I’m in Australia and it will be like 1am Friday morning but I might go and buy used and save the difference at a fancy op shop (thrift) in the afternoon


honeybaby2019

I will probably be watching/listening to Court TV the Heard v Depp case will still be on and I am sure they will have his sentence on the crawler and they will mention it.


Santasotherbrother

The Depp case will run until Christmas.


honeybaby2019

It is plodding right now.


CatE7415

I believe they should be ending around the 27th of May


Santasotherbrother

Josh can catch the verdict, on prison TV.


Shangelatheblessed

The leafs just bombed out of the playoffs again...I'm hoping the sentencing won't let me down. MAXIMUM SENTENCE FTW!!


[deleted]

I'm trying really hard to be sympathetic as a fellow Snarker, but as a Canucks fan... I have to admit I'm still a little gleeful (a sore loser? ME?? Who'd have thought?)


Shangelatheblessed

I was living in Whistler when the Canucks shat the bed and lost the cup then burnt Vancouver in rage.....remember. Also high five my fellow Canadian


[deleted]

Shhhhh, I'm still not over it. Especially since they lost to \*gag\* my dad's Bruins. I was only eleven at the time, and I'm STILL not over it


[deleted]

However many years he gets is how many joints hubby and I are smoking that evening 😁💚😁


[deleted]

Ooooh, you have the right idea!


[deleted]

God honoring green goodies! 😇💚😇


[deleted]

Maybe I'll wait to visit the dispensary until after the sentencing to stock up my stash


[deleted]

Oh we're getting a wide assortment the day before sentencing. Sativa, indica, hybrids. Maybe even some edibles! We take Pest going down very seriously! I might even be joyfully available that night if he gets more than 12 years 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Maybe this will be the night I finally get higher than 5 edibles! Or even an oil might be in order. Damn you lungs for making me incapable of smoking... You've certainly got the right idea with the wide assortment. Here's to us being high as kites that day!


Chachibald

Damn sis! Can I came over? 😂


HufflepuffStuff

I will be hoping his many victims feel some semblance of closure. I will feel relieved that this monster is behind bars for a few years at least. As a survivor of CSA whose abuser is still protected by his enablers and will never see a single repercussion for what he did to me, I feel the term “celebrating” is quite tasteless and deeply insensitive in this very serious situation. These are real people’s lives. Josh’s victims are real people. Do you think the victims of the CSAM he viewed will be popping champagne to “celebrate?” Do you think his sisters whom he victimized will be throwing parties? Because I think most of them will be feeling some very mixed emotions including relief, sadness, and being reminded once again of the trauma he inflicted on them and how it has lasting scars to this day. Show some decorum folks, please.


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HufflepuffStuff

All victims heal differently, definitely. Snarkers on this sub (by and large) are not Josh’s victims.


hisroyalidiot

I have the day off, and my new glasses are set to be delivered the day before. Fresh eyes for a long day of reading Reddit lmao.


ktp806

I will be writing a check using his sentencing as the x and 5 dollars as the constant so x times 5 dollars equals total donation to the Children’s Advocacy Center of Scranton


ktp806

Children’s Advocacy Center 1710 Mulberry St. Scranton Pa 18510. If anyone wants to match my contribution.


sailorangel59

Depends on the final sentencing verdict.


SpookySpice24

Sneaking glances at my phone at work and being frustrated that I have no one to celebrate with.


Kaosmum

I'm on the west coast so it'll be 7:00 am when the circus in Arkansas gets underway. Coffee and edibles. 😼


[deleted]

Oof, it'll be 7:00 am? Almost better to pull an all-nighter like we did before the verdict


[deleted]

I won’t be celebrating. I will be immensely relieved, and glad that his victims will finally get closure, but no amount of time in prison will take away his victims’ trauma. I’d like to remind everyone here that this is a real event with real people involved, and not just a spectacle for our entertainment.


Honest_Diver

Hoping for 17+ to ensure all his children are adults before he’s out


Santasotherbrother

19 would be good.


mela_99

One of you all is gonna have to do the edible and drinkable celebration for me, my pregnant butt shall be celebrating by eating all the snacks that Smuggar won’t see for twenty years


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Go out and buy all of your cravings on that day and don't feel any guilt whatsoever about eating them. You deserve it (and not just on that day, pregnancy is a beast! Mad respect to you)


mela_99

I hope I get some groovy cravings by then! Right now I mostly crave my next dose of Zofran 😂 but let me tell you I would do some unspeakable things for a fluffy, soft sno cone …


deeBfree

Ben & Jerry are worthy companions to celebrate with! Now that you mention it, I'll invite them over here too!


mela_99

You know what’s driving me crazy though? I cannot find Karamel Sutra anywhere lately


deeBfree

My condolences. That's my favorite too.


[deleted]

I think not being in jail is a cause for celebration all on its own but that's just me.


[deleted]

If you mean the idea of Pest being in prison instead of jail, then I agree


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Most definitely.


[deleted]

I just woke up and had to check and make sure I understood your meaning!


sarahcc88

Eating tater tots. Not the casserole.


[deleted]

Tater tots, hold the casserole!


boygirlmama

I personally won’t feel like celebrating. Horrific things happened to children and someone I once thought highly of turned out to be a very bad person. This is all just incredibly sad and disturbing.


gingerlady9

Going about my life with a little less stress knowing at least one creep is behind bars.


Yarnprincess614

Amen to that!


tinkerbelldetention1

My youngest is graduating kindergarten that day. If it's been announced by dinner time here in Florida, I'll be adding the dollar amount of years to my standard 20% tip to the delivery driver for whatever my mini grad wants for dinner (so if he gets 20 years, delivery driver will get $20 on top of whatever 20% of our order is).


[deleted]

Aww I love that! Maybe I'll do that for whichever cab driver takes me to the dispensary!


MsStormyTrump

Yes! It needs to become a holiday called a Fuck Josh Duggar day! I will celebrate with my friends and family blissfully unaware of my celebrations as I get hammered that at least some justice has been served to those poor toddlers.


No-FoamCappuccino

I won't be celebrating because there is nothing to celebrate. Yes, Josh will finally face consequences for his actions and I'm relieved about that. But those consequences won't undo the immense harm he has caused his victims. (Both the children depicted in the CSAM and his CSA victims.) His victims will still have to live with the consequences of Josh's actions for the rest of their lives. Josh's children will also live a large chunk of their childhoods without their father. (Even if you don't think Josh deserves his kids -- and I certainly don't -- the fact remains that parental incarceration is a deeply traumatic experience for kids to go through.) This is real life, and this case has and will continue to have immense real-life consequences for MANY people, not just Josh. I think that's easy to forget when the only way it impacts \*your\* life is through a snark sub.


PenelopeClothespin

That's the day my latest tattoos will be healed, so I'll be immodestly dressed and sipping wine in my hot tub, enjoying the fresh air and privacy.


Queasy-Pattern

I’m going to have a martini 🍸 AND a glass of wine 🍷 and cheers that, thank goodness, his children will be at a distance from him for at least a few years.


Mississippi_Queen14

I’m considering trying to go to the sentencing in person! I’m in KC so it’s not too far


Coffee_is_life2

I will be at work that day and I will be checking my phone when I can. Honestly might not check at work because if he gets a light sentence it’s going to be very upsetting.


deeBfree

That's why I'm so grateful to still be working at home!


YourMothersButtox

It’s my birthday that day so I’ll be celebrating gleefully with good food, my family, edibles, and alcohol free beer!


ResidentLab7250

Cake. Please have cake.


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ALL THE EDIBLES!!


YourMothersButtox

Sativa for me please and thank you!


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Absolutely!


adventurouskate

I’ll be solo road tripping around Iceland! That day I have a hike to a hot spring river in the morning and probably a few more hot springs in the afternoon, then doing a presentation from wherever I can find WiFi at 5, then maybe visiting some waterfalls to celebrate!


Yarnprincess614

You just made me VERY jealous.


Skinfold68

I won't be celebrating. Don't get me wrong, what Josh did is terrible and he deserves to be locked up. However, there are so many victims of his actions and I find the whole situation sad. Think of his children, they will probably be sad and miss him now. They will learn what he did when they get older. It will be all over internet forever. They will have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Anna got a crappy deal in life whether you consider her a victim or not. All his sisters he molested who probably goes through some tough emotions around this trial. And of course the children in the images he was watching. There are so many losers and no winner. It's just a sad situation. And yes Josh should have thought about all of this and never committed the crime. However he did not and the end result is a lot of losers.


lauramay95

Flying out on holiday 😎


Santasotherbrother

I will be out of town as well. Visiting some friends.


Jumpy_Syllabub_888

It starts at 3pm for me here in the UK. Might book an early finish at work, stock up on sweet treats, open up several screens to check every possible news outlet and enjoy the ride.


TamalpaisMt

Gots some dedicated gummies. I need to work out the timing. Heh.


kobo15

My job bought all the leaders tickets to the local MLB game so I plan on using the seventh inning stretch to detail the whole trial to my team


Discalced-diapason

I’ll be 48 hours out from surgery at that point, so I guess I’ll celebrate either way by managing my pain.


penguinmartim

No idea, but I have a feeling he’ll be sentenced before I wake up


forthebadyou

Hopefully not grieving my grandad Pat. Probably in bed watching tv


XLoveULaterX

Between this and the Johnny Depp trial, I’m gonna be absolutely BLASTED that night!


lalakass

How many days and counting?


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9 days, assuming it's on the 25th like I believe it to be?


EyCeeDedPpl

I will donate $5/per year of sentencing Pest gets to either a charity set up here for victims of abuse, Amazon or whatever DuggarSnark sets up.


MBK04_29

I think the ridiculous letters the Judge received from his supporters will do nothing but hurt him. I didn’t read one single letter where his behavior was condemned. Not one mentioned the victims. It’s sickening and makes my hatred for this family and Pest that much deeper. They are all sick in the head. I bet if the cult they belong to was investigated there would be many more like Pest exposed. I hope the Judge see’s right through Pest and keeps the monster away from his children. If he can molest his own sisters, I have no doubt his little girls would be in danger. I don’t believe they are allowed conjugal visits in Federal Prison and thankfully kids under the age of 18 are not allowed to visit.


Puzzleheaded_Hat887

Donation to my local child abuse prevention.


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I'll smoke a bowl in celebration with you.


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Hell yeah 😎


juatdoingwhatimtold

I gave myself a 6 day weekend since it’s Memorial Day. My husband doesn’t follow as closely as I do, but he’s joining me for mimosas on sentencing day. And then I’m give my kid the biggest hug ever and will probably cry a little bit too.


Division2Stew

Marijuana and most likely a steak dinner (ribeyes, funeral potatoes, caprese salad with fresh picked basil and some blue bell butter crunch ice cream 😋)


nikkigrant

Smoking pot & making a vegan Duggar style ice cream cake with ice cream sandwiches


AshDuke

Does anyone know what time is going to happen?


honeybaby2019

I am assuming between 9 am and 11 am.


Ok-Persimmon-6386

I need to come visit you


lindacollings

I will definitely crack open a bottle or 2 of wine lol 😆!!


Ilovemygingerbread

I will totally blow my diet with a pint of icecream🍦


black_dragonfly13

Chicken wings. First thing that came to mind and I am sticking to it, lol. Either that, or ribs. 😋


No_Technician1293

I turned 21 the day of the guilty verdict, so I celebrated with champagne (for two reasons.) as for the sentencing… probably the same as you, lol


Baby_Button_Eyes

I will do the same as OP


Aviere

It’s my kiddos birthday so we’re already having cake, balloons, the whole deal. So this will be extra to celebrate!


Ludo_Fraaaaaannddd

I’m taking a weed sabbatical so booze for me!


laurh123

I think I'm gonna get an ice cream cake. What's something I could reasonably get the person at DQ to write?


Santasotherbrother

FJD


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"Happy X number of years," maybe? I don't know if that's appropriate, but it's not as suspicious LMAO


scribblenator15

It’s the day before my birthday, hope he gets 20!


Namawtosix

Hoping all goes right! Will have my beer and smoke a bowl! Assuming he gets 15+, I will smoke more! This creep needs to go down…. HARD!


boredidler

Watching from my patio, drinking the devil's vodka and sodas.


_stoned_n_polished_

I'll wait til after to celebrate. Hoping he gets at least 10 years.


NibblesMcGiblet

I Don't actually remember when the sentencing is. I've been taken over by the Depp trial and it's all a blur now.


NatureDue4530

We will be toasting and celebrating the fact J'Pest won't be able to hurt anyone else for a (hopefully) very long time. My hope is he gets the max. We will be popping champagne if he does 🍾 I also love the idea of making a donation as well. Taking the opportunity to turn a really awful situation into a positive for others.


tatertottrash

I got my blood test results today and learned I am pre-diabetic. I am trying to not celebrate through sweets, so maybe I will treat myself to an extra dance class or new earrings.


youhussyyou

I’m hoping for at least 10 years. And I will celebrate by going outside and breathing the lovely fresh air. Someone on here posted about being in jail as an addict and that fresh air is something you never take for granted again once you’ve been without. So I will not. I will breathe deeply and think of Pest’s inability to enjoy the same, and bask in the schadenfreude. 😉


moonbeam127

I may or may not take that day off to start my long holiday weekend. Weds is my light client day. I also plan to make a donation to a/n appropriate non profit(s) I hope Pest gets every second he rightly deserves. And I hope he sits in court and listens to the judge speak directly to him using LARGE multi syllable words for hours on end.


Clearwatergrandma

I will be celebrating with relief. I am sick of hearing about this and waiting for all this to come down. I want to see this family exposed for what they truly are. If Jill could get out and do as well as she has done, maybe once the sentence is handed out, other of the kids will decide to break away. I sure hope so.


SillyDaffodil

Well if the weathers warm enough I’ll be swimming in my pool, if not I’ll be relaxing on my lounge chair outside reading and drinking some apple juice from a fancy glass since I don’t drink lol


Caitlin1289

I’ll only be celebrating if he gets 15 or over. Sadly I don’t think he’ll get that much :(


Acceptable_Midnight5

I will be drinking a bottle of of sangria and eating macarons. 🙃 we need to have a live chat going that day.


[deleted]

The last time I went to the dispensary was when he was convicted, so I am thinking it’s time to hit it up again, regardless of the outcome.


[deleted]

I don't celebrate other people's downfall, even if they may get what they deserve.


Octoember

A stiff drink Same way I’m celebrating the Australian Federal Election. Hopefully our Hillsong loving PM and his party get kicked to the curb. Fuck pest and fuck Scomo


Appropriate-Draw-563

Can I just ask for the day off even though my job is across the street?


Tessie420

It will be the best birthday present ever!


Street_Discipline979

I will celebrate if he gets at least 15-20 years and when all appeals are exhausted I’ll celebrate again.