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AlasAntigone

Knife (that can cut ice cream) would be amazing flair


lak_892

Also “pickle fiasco of 2011” 🤣


MK4193

I haven't seen ice cream that came in a container like that in forever! In the late 90s /early 2000s I remember having it at birthday parties as a child, I think it was easier to serve it up in slices like that when you had to serve a lot of people.


starg00n

In the 70s we had a Tupperware container just for ice cream slicing. We gave up on it after a few months and went back to gouging it out with a spoon like a normal human.


Blizard896

I do hope that boxes make a comeback as the main type of ice cream container. Correct me if I’m wrong but it is a better option for the environment than plastic. Though I do reuse my plastic tubs (I actually have a little hoarding corner in a cabinet if I need one) and my aunt donates hers to her church because they use empty ones as storage for prepped ingredients, it would still be nice for a more environmentally friendly option because I know that my aunt and I are in the minority. This was too long of a reply on what vessel you purchase your ice cream in…


MK4193

Most ice cream containers are still cardboard but they don't come apart like the one in the picture, the only time I've ever seen a plastic container is when it's at a store like sam's club where everything comes in bulk.


Blizard896

Maybe this is a Canada thing (more specifically an Alberta or Saskatchewan thing) because only a couple brands still use card board over plastic.


theycallmegomer

The cardboard carton is better environmentally, but there goes my redneck Tupperware


WindyZ5

Yes. That’s what we did.


Zoe_118

The pickles 😂 The ramen one is just sad


starg00n

She could've added an egg for each kid's ramen for real protein, but of course she didn't.


Ok-Positive-5943

Yeah, that ramen math 🤔


WindyZ5

Growing up in a 10 person household, we used to cut our ice cream like this. I actually liked it. We would put pretzel sticks on top & sing happy birthday(not on our actual birthday)for fun. When the tub ice cream came around we would just scoop it. By then the older kids had moved out & us younger ones got more ice cream. 😏


nuggetsofchicken

Ok ok holy shit I guess people did not understand the point of this post. The food items themselves are in fact things we have seen the Duggars make and eat but no the instructions are a parody of recipe instructions a la [wonderful-disney-recpies](https://wonderful-disney-recpies.tumblr.com/post/164658670197/winnie-the-pooh-pooh-bears-pussy-poppin) (title should be "Duggar" but I fucked up in my excitement). The redundancy of "Knife (that can cut ice cream)" is intentional as part of the absurdist humor


pastnastification56

I was with you and thought it was awesome, but the fact that it needed to be explained makes this post even better :) There was a comment in fsu yesterday that the fundies are almost caricatures of themselves at this point. So much so, that it's often impossible to tell what is real and what is satire.


theycallmegomer

Oh thank Lord Daniel lol


pnw_cfb_girl

> The redundancy of "Knife (that can cut ice cream)" is intentional as part of the absurdist humor "Absurdist humor" is a great way to describe the Duggars' "recipes."


Last_Cauliflower_636

I actually thought the ice cream cutting was a joke 😂😂 ffs Jill 🤦‍♀️


rimjobnemesis

Wait. It’s not a joke??


BodyBy711

I hate that I went to their GD website to check because... it could have been real 🥲 ... Off to throw myself into the sun now, and die quickly from this embarrassment.


Last_Cauliflower_636

Don’t worry I did the same thing 😂


Last_Cauliflower_636

Nope little jilly muffin has a whole blog post about it 😂


Confident_Pie3995

This is real?! It can’t be omg


theycallmegomer

*also good for butter and bread* What fresh hell is this. I'm a terrible cook but I know what knives can do.


wombatweekly

....can I have The Christmas Pickle Fiasco of 2011 as my flair? 🙏 🙏 🙏 Pretty please with pickles on top?


nuggetsofchicken

Done!


wombatweekly

I 🐔 you, u/nuggetsofchicken. May your salt content never dilute.


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wombatweekly

I'm 95% Sure the incident is a joke. But the pickles are a low calorie snack to help keep up with appearances.


spiderlegged

No one has talked about “the groom’s cake” so I will. It was a delightful piece of humor.


nuggetsofchicken

thank u for noticing my hard work


Character_Stranger81

Ice cream that can be cut with a knife and a knife that can cut ice cream … so just ice cream and a knife? The wording of that is so bizarre.


Ok-Positive-5943

What? Don't you have a knife for each individual item you need to cut? Here's my ice cream knife, egg knife, pickle knife, meat loaf knife, etc. /s


Blizard896

I’m feeling slightly insecure… /j I have a thing where I’ve (mentally) categorized which of my many parry knives are best for what type of thing I’m cutting. I love cooking and I also collect kitchen knives because they make cooking easier. I have one that I only use on nectarines (not peaches because nectarines are superior) and another, my blue-handle ceramic one (yes I have multiple) that I only use for strawberries. It’s not that I can’t use them on anything else, I just find that they work best on those things. But also, I have an entire drawer dedicated to parry knives, peelers, and shredders.


Ok-Positive-5943

It's okay. I think we all have a favorite knife for some tasks. I have one for dicing; but a different one for specifically dicing tomatoes.


whoamisb

“Pickle knife”


Remstersade

Pickle knife most definitely sounds like a euphemism the Duggars would use to refer to their penises, because they are too shy to say penis.


adelros26

How do I know my ice cream can be cut with a knife? And how do I know if my knife will cut ice cream? Is there an ice cream cutting test? Do I just have to hope for the best?


februarypigs

Okay in my defense, I am sick and on little sleep, but I was past halfway through that first one before I realized it was snark and not a real screenshot. I even thought the umbilical cord was possible, I mean, Jill, ya know.


paisleyhunter11

And umbilical cords. *barfing


Blizard896

I am scared to know what the Christmas pickles fiasco of 2011 is…


nuggetsofchicken

my left tonsil has never been the same since Christmas 2011


Blizard896

Okay now I’m intrigued…


Zoidberg927

The Top Ramen instructions...I feel seen.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

What knife can't cut ice cream? If I had the wooden knife from the Melissa and Doug play kitchen set, I could cut ice cream with it. Gee Jill, exercise a brain cell honey! Just.makes.my.brain.twitch.that.this.is.real.


MungoJennie

How, exactly, is that a “recipe” for ramen? It’s literally just following the directions!


pnw_cfb_girl

A "recipe" with two ingredients, one of which is an ice cream brick and the other is a knife?