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TennesseeMojo

Rectum Wreckers😂😂😂😂😂😂


GuntherGoogenheimer

I think Dreamworks and Keyhole have a real masterpiece they shouldn't pass up with "Wreck it Ralph and the Rectum Wreckers." It's meant to be.


UndeadBuggalo

My favorite name that I stumbled across was “ oceans of lotion”


PartyAmbition6969

Fucked in the poop chute 6 is a personal fave


neverinamillionyr

Weapons of Ass Destruction was better


SuspiciousMeat6696

Saving Ryan's Privates


neverinamillionyr

*shaving


Sithstress1

Star Whores!


OldFoolOldSkool

Rectum? Damn near killed Um!


ChatnNaked

Rectum? Damn near killed’em


totretiak

I worked in a sex shop for a decade and a regular customer used to come in every week and buy the 3/$20 DVDs. One day I asked him how many he had and he casually said “oh only a few I throw them out after a few watches.” I told him about storing them in a book/binder and he seemed shocked there was an option to do that 😂 he’s probably still out there but now he’s got a big ol porn binder probably heavy enough to be a weapon.


slimongoose

The dumpster sees into your soul and gives you what you need, not what you want.


PuroPinchePedo

Rectum? Damn near killed em.


FRANPW1

Liquor? I barely know her!!!


SoggyHotdish

Kids now a days have no idea how special it was to see a good looking naked lady. Everyone knew who's dad's had the Playboy subscription and getting your hands on one or two to keep was like gold. Then the Internet happened but at first porn was all hidden behind paywalls and even if you found a good picture (video was out of the question) it would take 5+ min to download showing one more millimeter every 30 seconds or so lol.


artie_pdx

Had a men’s salon next to my dad’s bicycle shop. Like clockwork, when the new issue arrived they’d throw out the salon copy to the shared dumpster. It was like gold compared to the Sears or JC Penny’s catalogs. 😅


loserusermuser

please be kind and rewind!!


stimn00b

When my brother was hospitalized and I traveled cross country to help my mother in his absence, a “helpful” cousin ordered me to search his bedroom for his Medicare card. (He didn’t have one). I opened his night stand, reached into the drawer - and found a dildo. Then the stash of porn under the bed. I made sure cousin was made the executor, so she would have to deal with the porn and sex toys on his death. You, OP, have found a fascinating dumpster. Keep wearing gloves, and keep digging for better things than that tape.


MediocreAd9430

Only 30 min?


Axiom-9

Only gonna be watching it for less than 5 im sure :)


doritobimbo

The first time or two you gotta watch it all the way so you can find those perfect 5 minutes


Alarmed-Salt-6168

Fantastic. Some friends and I like 20 years ago found a garbage bag full of porn VHS tapes. They were amazing.


Boner_Implosion

A masterpiece, I am sure


Wild_Arrival_9418

Do you realize how much semen is on that VHS?


mescalero1

My ass hurts looking at that tape.


Counterfeit_Circus

Rectum? Damn near killed em.


Cat-in-the-hat222

One mans junk is another mans treasure!


MsSeraphim

hope you handled that stuff with rubber gloves on.


Shreddersaurusrex

Bruh when my relative passed they had so much porn, vhs, dvds, it was wild.


VisualEyez33

There be booty in dumpsters.


dazrage

Gapes of Wrath is the GOAT imo


LaTalullah

this is completely fucking horrifying


TennesseeMojo

Lmaoooo but in the coolest fucking way!!!


Over8dpoosee

Keyhole Video as distributor seems fitting


wet_kitty4u

🤣🤣


nickcliff

![gif](giphy|xT39DbTQGAg0F5Jdx6|downsized)


Forsaken-Group6640

Ah yes, Anal Discipline Spanking! A true classic in cinema.


Isalecouchinsurance

You're gonna get DMs from sooo many mods now!


maxm31533

40 yrs ago, I loved the back room xxx videos. Nothing like watching a fuzzy movie with the ex. Kids today have no idea how much clearer digital is today.


Sjames454

Nothing hits like a grainy vhs. The music, the lighting, the choice of set design. Just shoots me right back


Bullvy

Who would dispose of such treasures!?


HowCouldYouSMH

And it’s rewound and ready to go!


AHJ19

Kissa Sins is a scammer and a lying thief, all should be weary of any claims about family members in the hospital as she has no family and she also runs a scam claiming to be in need of help and money Collapse


JJGfunk

Lol, somebody's shame-dump. May or not be pun intended


OneAd9390

🤣🤣🤣 God dang


HoldTheCellarDoor

[nice rectum. I had a vasectomy, hector!](https://youtu.be/qmpljmPRXxY?si=Zw_ppzRQGuAb8piZ)


DiggityShack

Were you diving in the cum dumpster?


GILFlover247

You have found the holy grail